#neoboard

[hyggehooligan]

#clean eating #omad #keto #vegan #atkins #nutrition #neopets #neotag #newbies chat #screenies #neopets.com #neopets dot com #neoboards #newbie chat #newbies #neoboard #neoposting #neopets screenies

[neoviia]

Magic

Magic is a very, very, very broad subject in Neopia. Your average Neopian who doesn't know much about magic might assume much of it is managed by the Faeries-- which to an extent is true. They use magic to help manage a lot of modern conveniences for Neopians.

Magic can be technically handled by anyone-- it's a myth that 'some neopets' are more adept at it than others… it's more so they can harness more easily available magic to them.

A lot of what magic requires, at it's base, is force of will, emotion… and if the magic agrees with you. Light magic, for example, commonly does not approve of your average mischievous dark faerie (but sometimes you can luck out, and find some rebellious strand that agrees to do, say, Spell of Flashbang).

And sometimes, it's actually more dangerous when the magic agrees with what you want to do, or how you feel… lest we forget Xandra.

#neopets #neolore #neoboard

[vampyrefay]

Theres this person on the neoboards i REALLY hope is a troll, if not then theres a serial cat abuser on the site that legit laughs at people being upset/worried

#neopets #neoboard #if you know about the cat uti then you know about the other 2 dead cats

[headlessandhellbent]

Golly, fish fb group drama is the most entertaining drama I've found to read since neopets PC neoboard drama

#neopets #neoboard #pound chat #fishblr #bettablr #betta #betta fish

[batshaped]

i had a dream that i got my first ever warning on Neopets for doing this

#art #comic #comics #neopets #neoboards #dream #04172024 #april 2024 art #2024 art

[jubjubluvr]

thanks again 2 @purbiworl 4 the art literally cant thank them enough <3 (this is the last solo happy grunny gonna be posting them in batches after this 1)

#neopets #happy grunny #grunny #neoboards

[princeofmayonnaise]

okay so let me explain. so Neopets.com is run by Netdragon who has a CEO who is an AI and they recently deleted the accounts of Adam and Donna, the literal creators of neopets.com and long story short, the newbie chat on neopets.com has been the general discussion board for like 2 decades despite it being called 'the newbie chat' but one day I refresh the page and they have gentrified our home and it's called 'new to neopets' now and I'm like wat and TNT makes a post announcing there is now an official general chat which people (not me) have been asking for for years and a lot of people are so happy it's back and begin posting away on it but then a day later TNT makes up a brand new rule with no warning that we cannot dare talk about anything not directly neopets.com related on any of the boards anymore including non-neopian food and clothing (if you mention hats they MUST be hats that exist on neopets.com or ur account could literally die. this is an actual example given by a staff member in an email) and they began freezing and silencing people who had posted non neopets related things on a board called 'general discussion' which they never announced or explained the rules for whatsoever, and people only found out the rules because users began posting the warnings they received which actually explained the rules to them and people literally had to email staff to get the rules figured out and then post screenshots for everyone else to see because of course TNT couldn't do that for us themselves and then finally TNT makes an announcement that says no non-neopets talk is allowed on the general chat but then they they start freezing and warning people on the newbie chat too for posts that were made days before the rules changed and this is all because neopets wants to be 100% child friendly now except they are selling neopets.com wine glasses as merch and have held multiple events at bars you obviously have to be 21+ to go to and are encouraging players to go on Reddit, and they made a sorry mommy sorry meme tik tok of their neopets faerie characters on their official neopets.com tik tok oh and also the april fools day joke this year was about this child character from the early 2000s Nick Neopia who used to be this totally radical skater guy but is now a full grown thinly veiled Q-anon-esque conspiracy theorist who ranted about 'the globalist' which is an antisemitic dogwhistle and lets not forget the plot about staff members being brutally murdered either idc if it was years ago and so people are getting frozen and their pets obliterated for asking other players simple questions and yet there has been a board about BDSM up for literal hours while TNT is actively taking down other posts ALSO this was all after both the huge NFT and massive data leak scandals. does this make sense so far? are you following??

#neopets #long post #neotag #discourse #neoboards

[fuckyeahneopia]

critical conversations on the neoboards

#neopets #neotag #neoboards

[dreamingwithneopets]

#neopets #neoboards

[cockyroaches]

Day 29: Neoboards

I was only gonna do the pink grundo one but when I saw 'oi cunt what guides ur faith' again I just couldn't resist. Both drive me insane. (under the cut for the references + where I got them from :])

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#my art #neopets #neovember #neotag #neoart #neoblr #grundo #pink grundo #quadrapus #petpet #petpets #neoboards

[hyggehooligan]

Tonight's discourse

#neopets #neotag #newbies chat #neopets.com #neopets dot com #neoboards #screenies #queer #neopets screenies #neoboard #neopets meme #queer discourse #gender #gender discourse

[neoviia]

Oruleus TW: Implied/stated parental abuse, implied golden child/scapegoat dynamic (kind of). Oruleus is a magic user who was taught by his father-- his specialties mainly involving fire and ice, sometimes skillfully combining the two. He helps his father in his….. business? And what is that? Well, contract deals!

And sometimes those people don't… fulfill their contracts as they should. So he has to help his father in going after them. Since his sister has ran away, he's been left with more work. Which is fine. Who needs her stupid presence. He can prove he's better now.

Not like he's afraid of what will happen to him if he fails his father in any way.

#neopets #neolore #neocs #neoboard

[vampyrefay]

The woman on the nc board that kept talking about abusing her cat keeps reporting me for harassment for literally no reason other then she just doesn't like me, also according to tnt the word tibbpppie is a real swear word not a made up sound effect so my side also got silenced despite everyone else saying ass/arse.

#neoboard #neopets #tnt can suck my ass

[lunarharp]

LITERALLY stuff i’ve posted before <<< i just wanted to assemble some modern au scribbles in one place :)

BUT they’re in different brushbug universes tho. in the second one brushbug is a relatively unpopular character with merch & only this family truly cares about it

#witch hat tag #orufrey #it's. like a foster home art school. oru is an old friend who decided to live with them to help out. he does art comms from his room #i thought i wasn't a modern au person or an au person at all but ever since i decided hubert von vestra & ferdinand von aegir met on neopets #when they were 13 and hubert got ferdinand's account frozen by tricking him into swearing on the neoboards losing him his faerie eyrie #and now a facet of their relationship is him trying to make up for that slight and their first anniversary present is a faerie eyrie plushie #i have realised the power and pleasure of modern aus. #there is nothing stopping qifrey from having his realisation while looking at his exhausted friend in a hoodie carrying food #for the kids under his arm & thinking 'is this... am i.. ????' < has actually been in love since they met at age 7 on deviantart #literally tumblr is just good at assembling things for myself. my art documents are kinda.. a mess. i have a folder for each yearly quarter #i hope u read the description i dont want to make it seem like coco invented a character at age 12 that is now on cereal boxes #oru was like what the fuck is this character and why is the house full of it but now he buys merch too & has brushbug slippers

[eilowyn]

some truly philosophical stuff happening on the neopets forums

#neopets #neoboards

[jubjubluvr]

Iconic post but happy bunny

#neopets #neoboards #3/5 of my ass #grundo #if anyone can make this look better(?) feel free lmao