#ngl i burst out laughing

[piduai]

HE IS SO RUDE

#ngl i burst out laughing #rggposting

[iidaonni]

Duality of man

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #ngl i burst out laughing when gale suddenly had THE MOST murderous stare while standing in the background of a random cutscene #he looked so Grumpy poor guy #doodles

[deadscell]

lady’s pov:

#what is this idiot doing *face palm* #i love dante and vergil so much they’re both so stupid #it makes me so happy #live laugh love devil may cry #<333 #lady is gongeous #i can’t wait to play the games 😤 #this is even funnier not knowing the context ngl #i saw this shot and immediately burst out laughing #dmc dante #dmc #dmc3 #lady dmc #dmc lady #dmc3 dante #dmc3 lady #dante devil may cry #devil may cry dante #devil may cry 3 #devil may cry #dante sparda #dante #lady #meme #dmc memes #devil may cry meme #shit post #shitpost #shit posting #shitposting

[ganondoodle]

im listening to some zelda music compilations again and i gotta say 2 things

damn does the hyrule warriors, aoc included, line have some bangers or what

and damn, if you ignore the absolut blast i was having fighting koga, does totks music on its own make me feel things the game never did, like i dont wanna sound like i keep hating on it but man the music is SO GOOD in ways the game didnt deliver on and when i hear it i just kinda drift off into what id imagine the game being like with music like this and then be sad about the real one like the trailer music alone is just GOD what it made me think theyd dare do with the story after turning what was largely considered THE zelda gameplay so on its head, now surely totks gonna be daring in terms of story, its the most logical progressio-

oh :(

#ganondoodles talks #zelda #totk #music gets to me on a level that no picture can #like when i hear the music i tear up!!!! #and yet the only times i got teary eyed when playing the game was whenever i fought koga bc i was so ecstatic to have him back #and the cutscene were gan does THAT face bc i laughed so hard about it i half cried #sorry gan #the cutscene before didnt phase me bc the story didnt hook me at all and i knew sonia was the dead wife trope #but i didnt expect that face from him and im pretty sure i burst out laughing despite trying my best to stay silent during cutscenes #anyway the music makes me mad bc its so good #some themes even have a distinct joe hisaishi feel to it and that on top of the ghibli aesthetic they borrowed from #but none of the good storytelling makes me so god damn frustrated sad #i fear the next game ngl

[aroacettorney]

no one: ludger: this is great. im going to get a good grade in acting as a villain, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

#academy's undercover professor spoilers #academy's undercover professor #he sounded so amused of his situation ngl i burst out laughing at this part #his obsession w cosplaying is outta control #someone should tell ludger that he isnt a complex villain he just has a villain complex pfft

[trinisasuke]

"humanity" and it's slaughtering your clan and traumatizing your brother in the name of the state. And when did he try he jumped straight to mass murder...and if anyone "tried" or batted an eye at the injustices that occured in naruto it's sasuke. or literally anyone else because itachi is BOTTOM of the barrel in this category

#anti itachi #pro sasuke #i burst out laughing reading this ngl

[aesterblaster]

Barou really heard a heartfelt story about someone who ended up killing himself and said NO IM BUILT DIFFERENT.

#hes insane. #just like a teenager jfc LMAO #i burst out laughing ngl #barou shouei #barou blue lock #bllk

[lilirot]

#i burst out laughing ngl #om posting

[thasmine]

i both love and hate the fact that dhawan!master chose rasputin as his evil theme song because it was perfectly fitting but i can never listen to it the same way again now,,,

#doctor who spoilers #ngl i actually burst out laughing #the master #dhawan master #doctor who #the power of the doctor #tpotd #thirteenth doctor #mine

[bolest-kosti]

You like Zappa? How problematic. You know who he worked with that I like? Flo & Eddie, listen to 'goodbye surprise' or 'keep it warm' for a second and tell me your opinion, if you want! :D

My brother in christ the whole zolo sphere is problematic 😭

But yeah Flo & Eddie are a great music duo lol. Every now and then I hum Guns while I'm doing chores around the house.

#ask #wait til bro learns about the bonzo dog band #also ngl i bursted out laughing when i read You like Zappa? How problematic. #no offense anon but that was way too fucking funny

[constantvariations]

These hate anons make it so obvious when they're reacting to their fragile little white egos being bruised, don't they. Here you are talking about the real Black Panther Party and how they've been smeared by the government and media, and the only ""rebuttal"" dipshit wonderbread anon has is to imply that you're an Adam stan. They're just so pathetic it's hilarious. Like hey anon, go read up on Fred Hampton too while you're at it cause he doesn't get brought up enough imo. Absolutely incredible man, stolen from us far too soon by a disgusting racist government that was scared of the fact he was uniting people of all colors in his movement. I will never stop being angry about what happened to him.

It's honestly incredible the leaps folks will make to turn someone else into a bad guy. Even funnier is I do like the concept of Adam, not enough to be called a stan I think, but enough that his and the WF's potential is a major factor in why I conceived of my rwby rewrite

The civil rights movement and every single activist in it was done so dirty. Completely unforgivable. May their souls know peace and joy

#rwde #honestly that og anon was so out there that i burst out laughing at work #made my night ngl #genuinely thought there was no way to miss the point but lordie did that anon miss it by lightyears #on a side note i have never had so many asks in my inbox before this! im usually the blog no one really talks to so this is fun! #thanks anon! you put me in the spotlight 😘😘😘 #thanks for asking #anon hours

[blue-kyber]

I'm trying to figure out how to present my epic novel to the TL;DR, '30 second attention span' crowd.

Perhaps they would enjoy it in a Curious George approach?

Let me try it with the first sixth of the book!

OUT THERE: THE 1K

The abridged version of the first sixth of the book.

The very abridged version.

-----------------------------------

"Mom! Dad! I wanna fly Earth's first spaceship!" Will jumps in excitement.

"No," his dad says, "You have ADHD."

"I think he can. What could go wrong?" his nerdy mom defends her son's dreams.

Suddenly, an alien craft appears out of the night sky and whisks Will away from Earth.

There are other kids on the ship, too, all taken like he was.

Everything is a blur.

Will is frightened.

"You have to talk to understand everyone because they put translator bananites in our heads," a girl says.

Her name is Emma. She sits next to Will and lets him listen to music.

Will calms down.

The two become instant best friends.

Will sees Earth one last time before the ship jumps to hyperspace.

Emma, not wanting to forget Earth, changes her name to Terra.

Both are very sad.

Will and Terra learn that they are two out of one thousand kids taken from Earth.

Chancellor Urza says they're going to save the galaxy.

But how? Will wonders. How can kids defeat evil aliens who can blow up planets?

They spend six days on the starship called the Intrepid.

This is a ship from the Planetary Alliance, and the people who work on it are called Regents.

They meet all kinds of strange looking humanoid aliens. They learn about the other two human species - the mik and the masakans.

The mik are giant humans. Much taller and stronger than anyone Will and Terra have ever seen.

Will is upset, because the one thousand kids will be split up to live all over the Alliance's part of the galaxy.

Will he ever see them again?

They land on the beautiful human homeworld of Masaka.

"It looks like Earth!" Terra exclaims in happiness.

"But it's not," Will says.

Captain Linell has a bad feeling about bringing them home to Masaka. They aren't supposed to be together, or they could be discovered.

Will and Terra and their new friends make a promise to always be there for each other.

The next morning, the starship Intrepid rescues them from the wicked trap set by Senator Degull and Senator Runell.

But oh no! Will and Terra are kidnapped!

The Intrepid goes on a wild chase after the rogue Regent starship that took them.

The enemy ship vanishes into hyperspace.

Will wakes up in a white room and wearing different clothes.

He'd just had the weirdest and most vivid dream of his life.

Terra is on the other side of a window in an identical room.

"Where are we?" Will asks.

"I don't know." Terra says.

"I'll get you out," Will says. He tries to break the glass, but fails.

Suddenly, threads of blue light extend out from their hands toward each other.

It scares them. They feel different.

"Why is there light coming out of us?" Terra asks.

"Captain Linell is brave! She'll know what to do," Will exclaims.

"Captain Tevara Linell is dead," a man walks into Will's room.

"I'm Doctor Barakan, and you live here now," he says.

"What's happening to us?" Will asks.

"It's a gift I'm giving you to save the galaxy. Isn't it great?" Doctor Barakan gloats.

"We're already gonna do that," Will argues, "We don't want it."

"Tough," Doctor Barakan says, "No take-backs. I own you now."

Will and Terra use that light inside them to fight back, but it makes them tired.

His plan to change their DNA to turn them into something the galaxy hasn't seen in a century is working!

In time, he and Chancellor Urza will get what they want.

They will end the four hundred year war by using Will and Terra's lives.

2 years later...

"Woohoo! Flying is fun!" Yune Darrak loves driving his hoverbike through the capital city of New Cerillia on Masaka.

He smooth talks his way into a club that's in a bad part of town in order to capture a criminal named Avik Coval.

Uh oh. It looks like he's not the only one after Avik.

Yune's friend and former crewmate is here, too.

"You got taller," his friend, Zaf Bixim, laughs.

"I did not," Yune said. But it's a lie.

The man Yune is looking for gets into a shootout with Yune and Zaf and escapes capture!

Yune and Avik go on a high speed chase through the city.

It's very dangerous.

Yune captures the bad guy and gets back the artifact he was hired to find.

It's a red crystal the size of a golf ball that belongs to some alien monks.

It's worth a lot of money. That's why the bad man stole it.

Yune thinks he's won, but oh no! An old friend-turned-enemy shows up to steal it from him!

When all looks lost, Yune's friend from the club arrives just in time to save him.

Zaf was hired by the same monks to get their special rock back.

He doesn't give it to Yune, but he does tell him that Senator Runell has a hiding place.

Yune needs money. Bringing the Senator to justice would solve his problems.

"I'll do it." He takes the bounty hunting job.

Senator Runell found a hidden place high in the mountains.

Yune lands his ship, the Horizon.

He complains about snow. "It's wet and cold and I don't like it."

While scouting out how to get inside the secret Regent facility, Yune spots something unusual.

Two children are playing under the clear dome protecting the hiding spot.

It's Will and Terra.

But Yune doesn't know that.

"Scientist's kids," he guesses.

He's about to go back to his ship when lights flash in the dome.

Oh no! Both kids suddenly fall to the ground.

Armored Regent troopers spirit them away into the hideout.

This isn't right.

Yune will find out what's going on when he captures Senator Runell.

In order to do that, he'll need help.

Yune calls his best friend, a felorian Ai Hiri sen named Selka Kelnaris.

The two of them will team up to capture Senator Runell.

"Let's go get rich. Yay, money!"

Yune doesn't tell Selka about the kids. Solving this mystery is his side project.

Little did he and his best friend know that his side project would change the course of their lives.

Forever.

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#writing #writeblr community #This was harder to do than I'd though #sci-fi writing #out there the 1k #humans are space orcs #original work #writing as simplistically as possible #writing this was actually very helpful in finding major plot points #I would recommend this tactic. #ngl I burst out laugh when I wrote Yune saying 'Woohoo! Flying is fun!' That's it. That's basically him.

[catgirlknighted]

“My son turned out completely fine!” Your daughter wants me to ride her horsecock strap-on while saying “giddy up pony” as she spanks my ass repeatedly before filling me with her actual cock & turning me into a twinkie overnight.

#is this anything? it probably is to someone out there #this is so certain character coded; yeah the one you’re thinking of #probably. or we’re both thinking of two very different characters! lol #yeah I’m thinking about horuss zahhak lmao if she was a trans girl #sorry for the homestuck mention 😫 it probably will happen again LMAO #we get a little silly on the juicy blog sometimes xD #if someone said giddy up pony to me I think that would make me burst out laughing on the spot ngl #hope you appreciate the Twinkie joke as well; I love making food puns & references! #rose.txt #trans nsft #trans ns/fw #trans ns/ft #t4t nsft #t4t ns/fw #nsft t4t #nsft nonbinary #nonbinary nsft #enby nsft #nsft enby #nsft trans

[deadtower]

whore

if you're the same person who just commented on one of my fics telling me it sucked and to write shorter sentences you HAVE to know your hatemail game is weak

#Anonymous #ngl when i saw the fanfic comment i literally burst out laughing at work i was like damn. try harder #if a writer's sentence length is your biggest problem in life man i wish i was you

[saintedbythestorm]

Just gonna leave this here...

#ngl i burst out laughing at that one. #like girl.... #you've been doing nothing but drinking for days.... you just got up... fucking hell 😂 #the little pause as i process what she said and start laughing... 😅 #ryder speaking #ryder shares

[mercymaker]

i was making stew today and pulled it out of the oven to put some veggies in it. as i wanted to stir them in i accidentally touched the pot handle just briefly, burning my finger in the process

finished cooking the stew, called bf to fill his plate. he grabs the spoon, immediately grabs the hot handle. burns his hand.

i just love that we're both absolute idiots and did the exact same thing. that's amore

#life #ngl i burst out laughing so hard #just two oongaboonga monkeys @ seeing food