#niche shitposting

[depressedraisin]

assigning every song from the car a leonard cohen record

purely based on vibes and overthinking

There'd Better Be A Mirrorball - You Want It Darker (2016)

(soul-y, sometimes cinematic orchestral elements, themes of bidding farewells and reminiscing over the past. it's also cohen's last record, released a few days before he passed away)

I Ain't Quite Where I Think I Am - I'm Your Man (1988)

(funky jazzy sounds, lots of synths in the production and a general vibe of wry humour and playfulness in the songwriting)

Sculptures Of Anything Goes - Death of A Ladies' Man (1977)

(probably not the most obvious match but the way the soundscape is built in sculptures is very reminiscent, to me, of the infamous 'wall of sound' in this album. also i think upon first listen the song feels as puzzling as cohen's new sound might've felt to his audiences)

Jet Skis On The Moat - Various Positions (1984)

(cohen had started experimenting with more synths and modern elements in his music with this album and i get a feel of smooth jazz/lounge from the songs. very jet skis imo. also alex's use of abstract, surreal imagery might've reached a peak with this song - which should firmly place him in the "successors to cohen's mantle" line)

Body Paint - Various Positions (1984)

ehhhh not happy with this choice but can't think of anything better. let's say i want body paint to become as iconic as hallelujah so that's why

The Car - Songs of Love and Hate (1971)

the album is very classic spanish guitar heavy folk rock and extremely bleak and gloomy in vibes. the acoustic version of the car could fit right in. also im pretty sure this is alex's fav cohen record. he got the shirt and the references and all that

Big Ideas - Recent Songs (1979) and New Skin For The Old Ceremony (1974)

this one was a tricky one to place. both these albums have some piano and some strings, but are less layered and sparser in sound than big ideas. but the vibes match don't ask me why

Hello You - I'm Your Man (1988)

you know why i already told you

Mr. Schwartz - Songs From A Room (1969)

very sad. very very sad. very folk Rocky guitary too but not as much as songs of love and hate

Perfect Sense - Death of A Ladies' Man (1977)

this song is sooooooooo death of a ladies man like the way the string lines interact with the lyrics and the heavy orchestration and the grandiose soundscape. there's a reason why id die for this song

#this post is made for me and the three people who care #niche shitposting #the car #arctic monkeys #alex turner #leonard Cohen

[lisbetadair]

#simon ghost riley #Thank you reddit for this stoopid new meme #Niche shitposting

[stromecat]

When will Dylan and Kirby kiss over the faceoff dot?

#👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 he’s all ready got to second base so smooching know public shouldn’t be too much of a problem #niche shitposting

[alibonbonn]

A @corviiids tweet that is very important to me 🙏 I'm always thinking about spawn Astarion how he loves the sun

#i am spending am unhealthy amount of time thinking about hcs of my durge and astarion going on cute adventures after the game #if you shitpost to my very particular niche vibe you are my muse i cant explain it #is hot spring running water? i think Astarion deserves to have a hot spring vacation #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #Astarion #alibonbonn #corviiids #alidraws

[thatswhatsushesaid]

huaisang, do you have spurs that jingle jangle jingle as you go ridin' merrily along--

#to that niche subset of cql/mdzs fans who are also fallout new vegas fans #i am sorry for the song that you now have stuck in your head #but in my defence #if i have to have the jingle jangle song stuck in my head this morning #then it's only fair that you do too #mdzs shitposting #mdzs #cql #the untamed #nie huaisang #nie mingjue #let him have birds!! 🕊️

[lostclippedwings]

#girlblogging #girlblog #girlhood #shitpost #gaslight gatekeep girlblog #2000s internet #absolute insanity #niche interests #female rage #lana del rey #this is a girlblog #this is what makes us girls #just girls being girls #just girly thoughts #just girly posts #just girly things #it girl #manic pixie dream girl #im just a girl

[ninjafuuzz]

Jeeves and Wooster + tweets

#jeeves and wooster #bertie wooster #reginald jeeves #pg wodehouse #shitpost #twitter #idk something ab their dynamics explained through niche meme formats #i like it i need more of it #bertie is the girl failure representation we didnt know we needed #this was kind of bertie centric my bad #jeeves one to come perhaps?

[chiraltalkswrestlez]

#aew #will ospreay #testing how my shitposts do on here lol #they do numbers on niche wrestling forums and nada on twitter #will tumblr be different #all elite wrestling #aew dynamite

[chekhovs-tantrum]

WHERE’S MY COW

IS THIS MY COW

IT EXHIBITS MOURNING BEHAVIOR

YES! THAT’S MY COW!

HOORAY, HOORAY, IT’S A WONDERFUL DAY

FOR I HAVE FOUND MY COW!

#this post is for such a niche audience #tlt #tlt shitposting #discworld #discworld shitposting

[jaskierx]

hey sorry your boyfriend’s name was pulled in the october 1982 labor lottery. yeah he’s been assigned to the grestin border checkpoint. we’ll provide a class 8 dwelling in east grestin. glory to arstotzka

#boyfriend meme #sorry your boyfriend #papers please #hey sorry i included your boyfriend in a niche ass shitpost referencing a 10 year old indie game #lyse.jpg

[hiveswap]

#10 second untagged shitposts will get 100k but the moment im pround of something no one gives a shit!! i dont suck that much at it!! #and i hate pointing it out because im not entitled to notes no one owes me anything #but man it sucks the life out of me every single time #i admit the last one i posted is kinda niche and messy but this happens with my better fanarts made of popular media too #my one drawing to get above 100 notes is a little kark@t doodle #for a while i refused to draw because i wanted aknowledgement for it. dont be like me kids. draw for the drawer #and also draw for your roommate whose eyes nearly pop out of their skull over the mildest body horror #augh i was so pround of the body horror one too but i had to delete that from here due to the 5 whole notes it got #my french teacher said it looked cool though so whose winning

[wizardpotions]

God gives his floatiest swords to his most bisexual soldiers.

#niche inside joke posting #shitpost #sephiroth #wizard #figbug manwhore summer #alucard #bisexual

[neatokeanosocks]

i have finally seen Every Single Godzilla movie ever made. ask me anything

#i watched godzilla vs kong 2021 today #my first thought is: why is the american trilogy so inconsistent with its hollow earth theory. #is it a bunch of huge deep caves? is it a big gap where the core should be? #is the earth a matryoshka doll and the gap between outer and inner earth is hollow earth #and for some reason BOTH sides of the gap have their own gravities #even tho you could keep the direction of gravity the same and jsut make the “floor” of hollow earth the surface of the inner matryoshka? #WHERES THE LIGHT COMING FROM ?? #why can kaiju easily handle an 'entire planets gravity' when most state-of-the-art helicopters cant #you can chuck a bug out a window and it's fine. you can chuck an elephant out a window and it's dead. but a huge ape falling miles? #thats fiiiine #also why is kong an ape and godzilla a marine reptile but all kaiju have a 'lineage' that lets em sense each other and fight #they barely have the same niche why are they territorial #god i wish i was related to godzilla. and if kong is then i definitely am! #but idk. i didn't watch the kong movie. i only watch godzilla movies #shitpost

[katyspersonal]

Healing church setting up the sprinkler in the front yard of the grand cathedral so Amelia can run around and bite the water. Enrichment.

Dude fdshhfdh This is so wholesome xD

This is how Amelia's era as a vicar SHOULD have ended *sob*

#dhfhdshds #bloodborne #shitposting #vicar amelia #ask replies #doodles #sorry i am not an expert in how dogs-that-are-not-fully-dogs work and it was just a quick doodle #i am trying to get into a habit of responding at least some asks with doodles but they'll be messy #also yes i've learned that her tail is actually really tiny today xd #there are those videos with bosses frozen and inspected close on youtube so yeah #also yeah sorry it is not a front yard of grand cathedral but just random area with grass fdjdfd #though honestly recently i had a dream that that particular yard was really expanded and there were grassy/bushy areas by- #-each side of that #and there was also a secret statue of laurence in one of the niches #it was the second dream i ever had that featured theme of finding canon look of laurence in the game #it is weird that it happened twice lol

[threestripeslider]

shitpost idea: hamato clan powerpoint party.

#rottmnt #turtle files: shitpost #GUYS PLS IMAGINE #everybody picks like a really niche subject #raph ranks his siblings by how many headaches they give him #splinter creates a kdrama ranking #god i wanna do that so bad #im gonna start preparing but if anyone else wants to hop on #PLS I WANNA SEE

[birdnesthaired]

*dreamy sigh* entry #59 1:34

#too niche? #marble hornets #timothy wright #is creepypasta dead? #i feel like alex bale is the new marble hornets #shitpost