#no eye contact

[lonestar-badash]

^ move your hair so it’s out of his face but still looks cute and make sure your tracks aren’t showing

@romantic-n-naughtysoul , why are they so obsessed with Esther?! 🙄

@curvycandyyyy , this one’s for you Babe! It takes one rando to know another 😉.

#l-ba #tiktok #fixed it! #esther #iykyk #no eye contact #no cuddling

[soldiercisgender]

freemanverse..verse? consider it.

Hi im AM NOT!! wiz, colin, or adrian - NONE OF YOU WILL of people call me wiz, but any of the 3 are NOT awesome. I'm GOING TO DISMEMBMER waving at you, but you can't see it because you are on your electronic device. Just like me! NO

She/they + xe/xem ACTUALKY IM CIS (rhyming with "they/them") pronouns! Dr rosenberg's current #1 HATER. NOTHalf-Life and adjacent series + RTVS are NOT things I DO NOT particularly enjoy right now, AND ISNT NOT along with hylics, tf2, subnautica, stardew valley, etc. If something's NOT funny I'll usually WONT reblog it, even if I don't know anything about the source..

Your a minor!! your the minor one here

art tag is NOT #wiz art . I DO NOT use the queue feature to contain most of my spam reblogging, but you'll NEVER EVEY SEE IT IN TH W LIGHT OF DAY still see it sometimes. art blog is NOT @gordoncisgender

#NO eye contact #NOT pinned #STUPID alas

[christinered]

You think I'm lying when I tell you that You NEVER know what you might see here in New York City.

Time to go to the store on the next block cause I have no poker face at all.

This is Todays Winner!

Might be tomorrow's winner too.

Welcome To New York City.

Never The Same Day Twice.

Only in New York..I Love New York!

~Red

#christinered #sub for dom domme for all #wisdom of a redhead #aggressive redhead #new york city redhead #nyc weirdos #only in new york #never the same day twice #welcome to new york #they call me ~Red #new york city bartender #no eye contact #wtf? #how do they always find me #body stocking #mohawk #blue hair #blue doo #why #dont look #we have a winner #holy shit #easily amused #no poker face #wiseass smartass badass #curvy bouncy redhead

[gravity-falls-fanatic89]

Stan: Hey Toots, is that your anxiety making you shake, or are you just happy to see me?

Me: Both. Always both.

The interaction I'd die for. I'd hyperventilate in place.

#no eye contact #ill die #post about stan #i love stanley #stan pines #stanley pines #grunkle stan #hunkle stan #i love him #makes me swoon #wait i have anxiety

[softenji]

OJ nope is autistic and it doesn’t even feel subtle to me like at all

#no eye contact #clearly refrains from socializing #he’s clearly using a script when talking to strangers #he’s clearly naturally more connected with animals than he is with people #ONE WORD RESPONSES #like. he’s my autistic alien slaying king ok

[vast-and-meaningless]

Is it socially acceptable to text someone after seeing them and apologize for being so awkward and absent in the conversation?

Like- Heyy it was so nice to see u 🥰🥰 sorry i acted kinda weird 🙏 I was dissociating on the walk over 🚶‍♂️and couldn’t fully return to my body while we were talking 🙄🙄 so i didn’t know what was going on lol 😂 😂 we should hang out soon 🫶🫶

#someone please help me #it sucks because it’s always the sweetest most genuine people #and yk they’re just trying to get to know u better #but Im completely unable to be a normal person for 5 minutes #like staring at the wall #no eye contact #delayed responses #sentences that don’t make sense logically or grammatically #I really make myself sick #vent #mental instability #depression memes #anxiety #social anxiety

[rocksshard]

I can't hold eye contact with people i find attractive💀. I get antsy and nervous and a bit flustered. Funny enough though I have no problem with eye contact with others normally, like I could stare straight into your soul. I probably wouldn't be listening though since I tend to not hold focus for very long😂.

#puppy sub #even if I like you a little bit #no eye contact #another reason why I love the idea of forced eye contact during sex

[akkpipitphattana]

you can FEEL the awkward tension

#no eye contact #liz watches only friends #liz consumes media

[indestructiblelittlefuckers]

(Maybe Ed and Izzy don't have any scenes together post 2x02 cause the crew got a restraining order against him. "If you even speak our mom's unicorn's/ Izzy's name, you get thrown off the ship, bitch"

#crack #but I wouldnt be surprised #our other mom might have taken you back but this means shit #15 ft apart at all times #no eye contact #dont say his name or else 🔪🔪🔪 #(i really should be sleeping but i am stressed)

[blimbo-buddy]

got my hands on a field guide of californian bugs and i found that there's this one bee species in southern california that looks like this

(Actual bugs under the cut, CW for insects)

#blimmy art #cw insects #cw bugs #scopophobia tw #eye contact

[time-woods]

my parents (usually my mom) will capture me in a blanket and just sorta swaddle me an say 'can we keep em ?' 'ill take care of it' and my dad will respond with things like 'i dunno.. i think it bites' and ill jus wriggle about biting the air threatening to bite them if they dont set me free,

last night my mom said that i was her most favorite critter and this will stick with me for forever i think

#nimona #nimona movie #cw eye contact

[christinered]

Tits and Drugs...Right out in the open.

It's November and these lost souls don't seem to realize coats might be good here.

I'd mention it but WE DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH CRAZY JUNKIES.

Seems the weirdness will be following me back to Brooklyn.

Wow....Well...You know what I've been telling you is true Kinksters....

New York City...Never the same day twice.

~Red

#christinered #sub for dom domme for all #wisdom of a redhead #welcome to new york city #welcome to Brooklyn #new york city subways #strange days indeed #dont talk to strangers #wack jobs #weirdos #i love new york #only in new york #never the same day twice #new york city redhead #wtf? #hot mess #no eye contact

[crabussy]

emojis for those of us who love to smile and grin. spread them like an invasive species. no need for credit go crazy go wild get scary

#emojis #stick figure violence #<- in that category methinks #tumblr emojis #artists on tumblr #discord emojis #discord emotes #eye contact

[saveugoodmadam]

*leaves theatre* wow what a great show my favourite bit was how it fundamentally changed me as a person forever

#theatre #theater #musical theatre #For me this is newsies and operation epsilon. #I will NEVER be the same since Matthew Duckett made eye contact with me

[sqones]

idol!gepard and actor!sampo where gepard is slowly branching out into the idol to actor pipeline and he acts as a guest actor in one of sampo’s dramas so when their scene that’s like a second long is released it goes viral on twt bc of their chemistry

#they could be in different rooms facing the opposite direction #talking to different ppl #NO eye contact #and fans would still giggle at that 😭😭😭 #sqones.txt

[flimsy-roost]

went to an [ACTIVITY REDACTED] party and was reminded that I can be downright charming when everyone involved is preoccupied with a communal task

#no eye contact #sentences can be spread out due to focus #bluntness seems inexplicably more tolerable #hell yeah #samble rambles