#never the same day twice

[christinered]

You think I'm lying when I tell you that You NEVER know what you might see here in New York City.

Time to go to the store on the next block cause I have no poker face at all.

This is Todays Winner!

Might be tomorrow's winner too.

Welcome To New York City.

Never The Same Day Twice.

Only in New York..I Love New York!

~Red

#christinered #sub for dom domme for all #wisdom of a redhead #aggressive redhead #new york city redhead #nyc weirdos #only in new york #never the same day twice #welcome to new york #they call me ~Red #new york city bartender #no eye contact #wtf? #how do they always find me #body stocking #mohawk #blue hair #blue doo #why #dont look #we have a winner #holy shit #easily amused #no poker face #wiseass smartass badass #curvy bouncy redhead

[khytal]

vash log 1

#vash the stampede #trigun #trigun maximum #trigun stampede #khyt.art #i will never use the same shade of red for his coat twice that is a promise ú-ù #anyway some of these are a couple weeks old but as of 4 days ago i've been trying to draw vash every day #so i can get better at drawing his hair. bc it gives me a headache #I thought reboot vash would be easier to draw but he's not x) so he's in here a couple times

[cerise-on-top]

heyhey!! just wanted to say your works are amazing and i love them so so so SO much aagghhh!!

now onto the request— what if,, what if reader knew a ton of languages like nikolai does, and they call their s/o pet names in those languages. an example would be,, maybe if they knew french they would say 'mon chéri' or perhaps they picked up romanian at some point and would call them 'dragă'

the characters i have in mind are price, nik, alejandro, & rudy, if that's okay !! (´▽`)

sorry for the super long ask, lol :')

Hey there! Thank you, that makes me really happy to hear :D And don't worry about sending longer asks, I really don't mind ^^ Also, that request is really cute! I love reader speaking several languages and being a sweetheart in all of them :D

Price, Alejandro, Rodolfo and Nikolai with an S/O who Knows Many Languages

Price: I think he knows quite a few languages himself, being a captain in the SAS and all. Not nearly as many as Nikolai, but he probably knows a good three to four languages, so he likely wouldn’t be entirely clueless when you call him something along the lines of mon petit chou fleur. While he won’t understand every term of endearment you call him, it does warm his heart to hear you speak a language he doesn’t know. It flows off your tongue very nicely and he just loves listening to you. Depending on what kind of language it may be, even the profanities sound nice. Although whenever you want to get his attention, just to call him something in a language he doesn’t understand, he sort of expects it to be some cute pet name. Will always smile at you, even if you were to call him your albernes kleines Kaninchen. Retorts with a pet name in one of the languages he speaks. Sometimes he does feel the urge to learn a new language, just for you. Or maybe you could learn a new language together? Practice with each other and just have a good time overall? He might bring up the idea at some point.

Alejandro: Like Price, he probably knows a few languages himself. More than the average person, but not nearly as many as Nikolai. So probably three to four as well. However, because he knows Spanish there’s a good chance he can derive most words in a Romance language. Call him something along the lines of giliw and he’ll always retort with some embarrassing pet name in Spanish. Yes, he knows several languages himself, but that doesn’t mean he won’t almost always revert to Spanish anyway. Pretends that you’re using your languages against him and calls you a traitor. And, as is the rule in your household when you’ve betrayed him, you will be held accountable. Lots of chasing through the house. Will “interrogate” you to get you to tell him what you said. Call him a term of endearment in Spanish and you won’t ever hear the end of it. No matter how many times he hears you call him guapo, he always gets that goofy grin on his face. Might research embarrassing terms of endearment to use on you in any other language. And yes, his goal is to find a language you don’t speak. Once he’s found one? He’s not gonna let you live it down. He’s bested you, and that’s all he wanted.

Rodolfo: You’d actually have to call him by his name if you want his reaction since he usually just tends to block out people speaking a language he doesn’t know. Why bother trying to understand someone like that? It’s not like he’ll learn the language overnight anyway. Rodolfo knows about three languages, so not as many as Alejandro. But he knows English and Spanish, which means he can communicate in most places anyway. He thinks he knows enough languages since learning one takes roughly an eternity and he doesn’t have the time for that anyway. Call him Cục vàng and he’ll just look at you as though you’ve grown a second head. You’d have to tell him what it means and then he’ll smile. While he will always appreciate a good Hartlam, he might look at you confused until you tell him you love him. Might not always retort with a pet name of his own, but will mix it up among the languages he does know since he doesn’t wanna seem too stupid next to you. Will also sometimes look up new terms of endearment in languages he doesn’t know so he can surprise you, but might get a bit shy since he might botch the pronunciation a bit. But he tries, and that’s all that matters.

Nikolai: He canonically knows eight languages, so there’s a good chance he knows what you’re saying. Even when you’re saying something in a language he might not entirely know, he might be able to derive the word from a language he does know. Although he may love any pet name you give him, he especially loves any Russian ones since he’s very attached to his country and his native tongue. Goes absolutely wild whenever you call him radnoy. There’s just something so sweet about you calling him something nice in Russian, doesn’t even matter if you botch the pronunciation. Will always give you a hug and a kiss to your forehead since he will always be reminded of how much he loves you. But even a simple min søde skat will get him to smile, even if he has no idea what it means this time. Because of you he might be inspired to pick up some new languages along the way, maybe even ones you don’t know so you can get the same treatment he does with you. Whenever you speak a language he doesn’t know he gets heart eyes for you. You’re just so gorgeous, you’re just so very smart. However, at some point he will just start speaking Russian to you, even if you don’t know the language. He won’t say anything mean, he’ll just tell you how precious you are and how much he loves you.

#cod #cod x reader #john price #john price x reader #price x reader #alejandro vargas #alejandro vargas x reader #rodolfo parra #rodolfo parra x reader #cod nikolai #nikolai x reader #I wish I knew more languages than I actually do #I'd love to be at least trilingual. I suppose one of these days I shall learn another language #I've already started the same one twice but I never got too far since something always came inbetween #Oh what I'd give to be lovey dovey with someone in three languages #I wish I still knew Italian. I learned it in school but I never needed it again #I also had Latin. If you give me a dictionary and some time I could probably translate some sentences still #or maybe not. it's been three years now #but I suppose being cringe in German and my own dialect is just fine #I've always loved speaking my dialect to my best friend who only knows English #I've also always loved texting him in said dialect #“Your impossible to Google translate German” I love that guy so much he's so silly #I will never cease my silly dialect!! that's why there will be plenty of König to go around :-) I don't care. he speaks my dialect #gonna hit y'all with a good old Servas griaß di #König is my little Barbie doll: I make him do whatever I want #sorry this derailed into König again. I just love shaking and rotating him violently in my head ^^

[hawnks]

My hair is curly but VERY dry so it can also be kind of inflexible and I have this one broken gray hair that’s just short enough to stick straight up like a pickmin

#today I stopped by my fave coffee shop in my home town and I haven’t been there in a few weeks becuase busy #and they got my order wrong so I was like oh hey I think I ordered a large #and the barista was like oh yeah. u usually get a large right. #and I was like 👁️👄👁️ #PLEASE DONT REMEMBER ME #I honestly hate being a ‘regular’ but I have a very memorable appearance I guess? #so I AM a regular after going to the same place like twice #trying to figure out if they remember me becuase I am so strange and beautiful or if it is because I am a little weirdo #someone from my highschool who I never even knew ran into me the other day and recognized me WITH A MASK ON #what is it about me…… #my rat aura #if you made it through these unhinged tags we are kissing so tenderly #squawk tag

[bylrndgm]

summer 1985, hawkins.

byler week 2023 | day iv: summer love song used

#byler #bylerweek2023 #Day 4 Summer Love #byler edit #byler gifs #mine #mine:gif #to get a more summer-esque vibe you should listen to the song! #creative process: i never have a creative process when it comes to gifsets. i tend to start my infamous laptop and run photoshop and see #what comes out of it. this time i really wanted to put some extra effort. when i make a gifset the first thing is finding out the vibes #i want to give to it. since it's summer love i wanted to have bright warm colors that recall summertime and i decided to use of course #footages from S3 - since it's the only season set in summertime - but of course it wouldn't be a gifset of mine if i didn't add a “gloomy” #vibe to it. that is why i spent an entire afternoon finding out a song that would give me summertime sadness kinda vibes and i found #“free with you” which is an incredible song with an incredible mv that i ofc linked in the post description. so #this gifset is all about summer love and it's meant to make you feel the love; the summer vibes; but at the same time i wanted it to be #a little angsty because 1st that's what S3 is about and 2nd - this is how i picture summer loves #i love to put this dualtity in my gifsets: vibrant colors and a really melancholic undertone that you can perceive just if you look twice

[cantspelldragoonwithoutgoon]

have a bun for a change :x

#a screen all the way back from little ladies day (i think?) and he's STILL wearing the same glam ingame as well 🙈 #me with eclaire: i will implode if i don't change her outfits twice a week. #me with haru: that's his One (1) Anime Character Outfit now and i can never change it lest he becomes unrecognizable. #gpose #viera #haru hase

[oatbugs]

if i had an allergic reaction again will my friend appear to hold my hand again if i get really drunk again will they carry me home if i'm too sick to get up will she call me at 5 AM to check up again if we've missed a flight and we're stuck in city we weren't meant to be in at 2AM will he tell me about philosophy again if i make bad decisions will she almost slap me in the face and hand me a cigarette again if i feel lost will she share shitty kebab and tell me about her life again will we get to play poker together again

#will he text me for advice about girls again #will she let me walk her home and tell me about her love life again #will she bleach my hair again will she cut my hair again will he teach me about jets and airplanes and the armories in his school again #will she tell me about the bell jar will she write music about me will they braid my hair in a hot summer again #will he walk next to me and tell me about how he wants to become an art curator? will he almost fall into a canal? #will she tell me to bite on a menthol cigarette again #will i get to see them smile again #i know we grow around memories and you never get over a person you lost really you just grow into and around the space they left behind #but theres just a lot of space #will i ever be big enough for everyone i ever loved #carrying memoried is so insane like what a monumental task #(id rather die than not carry them at all though maybe that's the same thing twice) #welcome to london paddington . etc etc #my friend cooked for me when i was too overtaken by heartache to do it myself. yesterday she put a blanket on me without me asking #if i lose her one day how will i carry that #idk how we are capable of this but our capacity for loss is so insane #anyway #time to stop grieving in advance #bye time to get off the train

[just-eyris-things]

im having riah brainrot, so i drew her...hair. a lot.

riah i love you, even if youre not living up to your professon (bard) (her first flirting attempt left a guy crying)

#riah the one song bard #no it's not like she knows only one song #but since THAT ONE DAY she can only play a song ONCE #so each song is unique #she doesnt mind it that much anymore but it's frustrating when the audience asks for encore and on the inside shes like #DO YALL REALLY THINK I REMEMBER ALL THE NOTES AND WORDS AFTER PLAYING THEM ONCE????? #all her performances have been a giant improv for some time #so yeah people call her the one song bard - the bard that never plays the same song twice #the name is very confusing though because when people hear it for the first time they assume that she can only play a single song #and thats...even worse #this whole thing is very embarrassing for her and she hates how bad of a bard she is because of this certain condition

[anotherpapercut]

my best advice to anyone who's still in middle/high school is to make your teachers think you are the nicest sweetest purest little goody two shoes on the planet so that you can get away with breaking rules fairly openly bc your teachers either won't believe it or will view it as a very minor issue since you're the perfect student

#this is how i broke a kids leg and physically injured a teacher twice with 0 repercussions #also make best friends with the snarky english teachers theyll protect you if you can match their repartee #literally just be like im such a perfect sweet little angel who is so so interested in history class #i would NEVER play cards in the empty orchestra room during class with some other kids. never would i break a rule its preposterous #if you have at least one teacher who views you like this theyll go to bat for you if you ever actually get caught :) #also just be autistic as fuck your classmates will hate you but ur teachers will infantilize you into non agency #i almost got suspended for wearing a hat all the time after being told not to then i told one of my favorite teachers #and she told the teacher who kept getting on to me to leave me alone #another year i feel asleep almost every day in biology and my astronomy teacher told him i was having a really hard time (i was) #so he ended up printing out the slides for me every day and asking my table mate to give me his notes when i fell asleep #which was so so sweet of both of them and i really needed that kindness and ill never forget it #but i think a more disruptive kid may not have received the same level of kindness

[christinered]

DO YOU SEE THIS???

Why?.. WHY!? Why is this random squirrel staring at me through my kitchen window?

This Little Fucker isnt scared at all! Gave the glass a hard knuckle wrap and it flinched and stopped looked at me..AND THIS IS WHAT I'VE GOT NOW!!

Even the wildlife is gettng angry here in New York City.

This ones got an attitude problem too.

I love New York City.

Never the same day twice.

Stop by anytime.

Ask for ~Red

#christinered #new york city girl #wiseass smartass badass #squirrel #wtf #attitute problem #nyc #nyc wildlife #building #fire escape #walk up apartment #welcome to new york #no fear #not afraid #brass #look at this #why me #happy friday #only in new york #never the same day twice #can you believe #fml

[imperfectcourt]

Me: I hate drawing Neil's hair bc I hc it as very chaotic and that is hard to paint

Also me: what if i made a portrait of based entirely off of something that I want to put in his hair

#i hc that neils hair is exactly like mine #except shorter and auburn #wherein his usual routine is to ruffle it with a towel and then let it air dry #and it is poofy and maybe a little wavy and definitely always looking messy and never pointing in the same direction twice #but if he skips the towel adds the tiniest bit of product and gives it a super quick squeeze with his hands #suddenly it dries in all these big curls #but hell if hes going to do that wvery time he showers he does that too often with so many day and night practices #nobody even knows his hair does that (least of all neil) until the first banquet of sophomore year #where allison is too insulted by him having that hair with the suit she picked out for him #and he wont let her at it right after his shower but he does accept the product and lets andrew run his fingers through his wet hair #and an hour later theyre all like ?????? #you dodnt want to style your hair who did you let curl it??? #neil: ive been sitting in the bean bag eating gold fish while andrew and kevin fought over the bathroom for the past 45 minutes? #anyway he has wild unpredictable ridiculous hair and im going to badly paint it bc i want to draw him in a crown

[raeathnos]

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#apparently I’m not done being mad about this I’m sorry guys I gotta vent #my dad is like an ox and never sick and like not very understanding with health issues/general illness #which you’d think he would have been after having me the super sickly child with a ton of health issues but no #we have a positive Covid case in the house and I have the same fucking symptoms I just started later #I have taken two tests- one yesterday and one today #and he yelled at me saying I’m wasting tests and also that I’m apparently fine which like #even if I somehow don’t catch covid I’m still sick but okay dad 🫠 #if it helps put things into a better perspective… did yall know that back in November after I had my 3rd fucking endometriosis surgery #he asked why I was off work for two weeks and why I didn’t go back the day after surgery? #like I had had this surgery twice before and at home recovery was also two weeks both those times #but moreover like sir I have 3 incisions in my abdomen and my job requires me to left 50lbs??? #at which point he still insisted I was fine and was just being ‘dramatic’ 🙃 #I wanna fucking scream #I’m lissed the fuck off #did yall know he nearly got me killed once because I had neurovirus and he refused to take me to the er? #I eventually lost consciousness from severe dehydration- he thought I was sleeping and continued to argue with my mom that I was fine 🫠 #they eventually took me but I was unconscious for several hours and it took five bags of iv fluid for me to regain consciousness #and the doctor estimated I was about two hours away from death so like #yeah #if that gives yall a better idea of the shit I’m putting up with #I have like zero tolerance for dealing with his bullshit when I’m sick #it’s the trauma from not fucking being believed for years of my life about any of my illnesses #and like also the fucking almost dying part #fun times 🫠 #I’m sorry I’m ranting so much today I’m just really fucking done and have no other outlet 🙃

[the-cat-at-the-theatre-door]

This was going to be something else but here’s whatever this is instead

#CATS Musical #Alonzo #Demeter #demlonzo #fanart #my art #this went from going to be that stupid little meet cute from season 4 of stranger things #to semi angsty i guess - alonzo's nose was bleeding at one point demeter had a bruise #probably more of a 'what you have a death wish?' 'yeah' kinda exchange #maybe a one of these days i'm not gonna be around to help you - i'm counting on it type of exchanges #i will never draw demeter the same way twice it's always a surprise #just something silly #i'll finish something sometime i promise

[shadowed-yet-vibrant]

Wow turns out there's a reason every lawyer I'd ever met told me "don't be a lawyer."

#seven months into practice #most junior attorney at a litigation boutique #I've never felt more incompetent in my life #I felt pretty on top of things until last month #made a few mistakes and they keep coming #fortunately they're all different mistakes - not making the same ones twice #but jesus fucking christ #I spend probably an hour every day just worrying they're going to get rid of me #also it looks like the senior associate is leaving #which our firm structure is weird #but he's basically the only person in a mentorship role #and I feel like if he leaves I'm actually going to cry #because I feel so lost and the partners are all so busy #also my billing is shit because I'm so sad and stressed I keep just having non billable chunks of my day #which is me stressing out and just feeling bad #which isn't productive at all #stereotypical lawyer lmfao #I keep waking up at 3-4am with nightmares about my cases #I dream about work almost every night #usually fucking something up or getting fired or losing something important #I just want things to feel under control again #not spiraling just beyond my grasp #I've heard this is normal which is helpful in a small way #but consider: knowing it's normal doesn't make the actual feeling less shit

[orcelito]

Genuinely thinking about giving at least some of my alcohol away. Not quite wanting to get rid of my favorite vodka flavors yet, but the other ones + the ciders in my fridge...

Just kinda don't want them lol

#speculation nation #i still haven't had any alcohol since february 14th & i still dont know if ill ever want to drink again #the thought of alcohol just kinda makes me sick now. #ive enjoyed it in the past but now it just makes me think about how my dad died from alcoholism. #ive never been a binge drinker bc if i have more than 4 drinks at a time it Will make me nauseous #and ive only really drank maybe once or twice a month. usually no more than once a week at the most. #so like it's not like ive had much of a problem with alcohol before now #but it's also been my go-to for calming down my brain when im freaking out #and i have a history of using it as a form of self harm. #so a part of me knows that alcohol isnt good for me. and a part of me is scared of turning out like my dad someday. #better to just have nothing to do with it entirely. i dont want it. i dont want anything to do with it. #but at the same time my peach and strawberry vodka bottles are still relatively new and relatively full #and it'd feel like a waste of money to just give it away...😭😭😭😭 #so maybe ill hold onto those. for a bit longer. idk. #i dont even know if this current mindstate is gonna keep up. it's only been a bit over a month. #maybe someday i'll feel leas uncomfortable around alcohol again #... but today is not that day. i dont want this fucking alcohol. #negative/ #i guess. im just kinda trying to sort out my thoughts on it. #self harm ment/

[gamesyoushouldbeplaying]

Jacob Geller wasnt kidding, that time loop can nihilism

#deathloop #guess whos got deathloop brainrot 2 years later #the ethics of this game drive me insane #if ur the only person trapped in a time loop who knows are you obligated to save it or destroy it? #are you really better than the rest of the visionaries when you kill them all over and over and over? #i have never had a game take me from 'Oh No NPC dont come over here i dont want to kill you!' #to 'how can i kill these guys as efficiently as possible so i can explore easier' this fast #it even has me considering leaving stealth almost entirely which is wild i love stealth :( #but stealth is only really fun the first time through an area or when its avoiding consequences sucessfully #but like fr the more i think about juliannas perspective the more its so crunchy! Like shes basically protecting a bunch of people #living the same day over and over forever #and thats not even getting into the sheer crunchiness of colt and franks relationship like! god i have so many thoughts #anyway shutting up now #gaming #jacob geller #still not done so no spoilers pls #anyway guess who just found out juliana is *spoilers redacted* and im losing my fucking mind a second time #this time loop ruined peoples lives not just once but twice #did colt make all this just to try to recreate the *spoilers* time he lost trapped in a loop????? #im going insane #i speak