#no wonder he's such an asshole

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 266

Back on my Danny & Ras frienemies/rivals/maybe-lovers-nobody-can-tell-their-signals-are-very-mixed train. 

See, Danny has gone through time a lot. Often. It comes with being Clockwork’s charge-son-thing and honestly he finds it fun. And several times he’s used this time travelling to get some training in. Enter Ras, stage left, also a teen at the time and also learning swordsmanship from the same person. 

And they… utterly despise each other. They would kill the other for an apple slice, if the other one would die! But also, only they can kill the other, as it is obviously their right! 

And well, they keep running into each other. It has been a hundred years, surely the other would die by now? But of course their rival would live through utter spite. Probably to spite them specifically. 

The amount of times they have ended up sparring- trying to kill each other or not- the moment they see the other is actually ridiculous. But time is also passing. And… Danny understands, not having another to talk about things people are forgetting, or have already forgotten. 

How they ended up actually talking without a murder attempt was a long story that included a demon, a dragon, a pair of fae, some bandits, and a lot of alcohol, but it happened. And then it happens again. And again, and now it’s just kind of normal to share a drink after their spars, talking about things that no longer exist, and things they miss. 

Sure Danny can go back in time again, but he knows better than to do it willy nilly. He’s matured, he’s been an adult for a hundred years now, he knows there’s consequences for messing with time, even with Clockwork’s blessings. 

The first time they got married was technically for an undercover assassination. Well, Ras was there to assassinate someone, Danny was there to grab an artifact that should Not be in the realm of the living. And they got divorced after, it was fine. 

They just, also got married again when they met a few years later, for another job. And… okay, so maybe they have gotten married over a dozen times now and only divorced like half of those times. Half of those were for the bit or while drunk! 

And even if technically they’re married or shared a bed, it’s not like they're exclusive! As Ras’ daughters’ existences attest to (adopted in one case or not). They don’t exactly have a label for their relationship, despite others asking for one or trying to put a name to it themselves. 

Now Danny knows Ras isn’t exactly a good dude, or at least on the side of ‘good’ as he’s a literal assassin. But he also knows that good? Bad? Rather relative. He had gotten labeled as a villain when he was just trying to help all that time ago after all, and really who was he to tell someone else how to live their life? 

Which brings him to now, where he’s run into his old frienemy-rival and his youngest daughter. Who has a braindead teenager and a small toddler. Which is fine, really- but also, Talia dear, why are you using a brain dead teenager to guard your three year old son? 

…

Okay, Talia dear, Ras (Derogatory), why are you using your brain dead son and grandson to guard your younger son and grandson? Do you not have the Pits, which you were soo proud about Ras? Yes, he will spar with you, but for Realms’ sake, heal, what’s his name? Ah yes, go heal Jason and he’ll actually stick around for a few years, deal? Good. 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Deadly Decisions #Danny is Not Ghost King & he doesn’t want to be #Danny isn’t from the same timeline as DC but he hops around so many that he’s formed a few favorites #You Know the bats are going to go crazy searching for some sort of proof of Danny’s existence when they finally communicate w/ each other #Why yes Danny is an adult lol (he is also tall but has body more like his mom) #Yes Sam showed him how to do makeup & it was a bonding thing while they bitched #Is Danny Dusan’s mom? Wonderful question that the league is pondering themself #Danny introduced Sam & Tucker to Ras once & it was horrific how well they got along #Danny almost forgot that Tucker was once a royal dictator who had constant assassination attempts #Sam & Ras bond over violent love of nature & willingness to kill to keep it safe from assholes #Damian about Danny: Obviously this is Grandmother #Jason after being thrown in the Pit: Who are you Where am I What the fuck #Damian: :O Akhi you can speak now :D Come see my puppy Grandmother gave me for protection #Ras & Danny: Threatening each other #Everyone else: Do they want to kill each other or are they flirting or both… #Space Core Danny #Star Core Jason

[sleepymccoy]

The bloke who plays Hob in Sandman was in Vera or Midsomer Murders the other night and I choose to believe that that's just Hob babey. Got himself a nice brewery. Got himself brutally murdered. Had to play dead cos living past multiple stab wounds is sus. Change name, carry on

#man i wonder if hob has been murdered #probably hes a bit of an asshole #bet he just pretended it didnt happen #gaslight your murderer #the sandman #hob Gadling

[thyandrawrites]

Had a sudden realization

They're both theater kids

#And they wonder why people ship dabihawks #Have you ever seen two characters who mirror each other more than these two? No you haven't #They are literally bowing in the same pose but Reversed I am crying #You can't see hawks' other foot but you can bet from the positioning of his leg that he's also doing the thing too #I fucking can't #Someone get these two assholes out of my head please and thank you #Bnha #Bnha spoilers #Dabihawks

[idiopathicsmile]

gonna just dip my toe into some fairly toxic discourse

to say that when people hold up asexuals like me as a reason to ban any expression of kink from pride parades and the like, i am reminded of an experience i had in kindergarten, where a fellow five-year-old completely misunderstood how my dairy allergies worked and thought he could make me pass out by waving a piece of cheese at me.

like, okay, i don't experience sexual attraction to anybody; that doesn't mean i'm gonna melt like the wicked witch of the west if i see someone else wearing bondage gear. i'm a grown adult and frankly, straight allo culture throws more explicit portrayals of sexuality at me every day. trust me, i can handle it. don't project your puritan ideals onto me.

for the record, speaking only for this asexual, the actual things that make me uncomfortable at pride are cops, crowds, and (as someone very susceptible to burning and heat exhaustion) the sun. one of those things should be banned while the other two are basically inevitable. kink doesn't even begin to factor into it.

#anyway uh happy pride #if we could ban the sun from pride THEN we'd be talkin #let's not even get into the fact that asexuality is a spectrum and plenty of ace folks are into kink we will be here all damn day #if you're wondering about the kid with the cheese yes he was an asshole #food cw

[momotonescreaming]

Thinking about a scene where Steve tells Dustin to stop insulting him at every chance he gets, it fucking sucks, actually.

Dustin just scoffs. Rolls his eyes. Steve can take it. Plus, Dustin's just saying things that are true. Steve is dumb. His grades were bad. He didn't get into college. He makes dumb comments and gets things wrong. Not to mention his hobbies. He says he can't pick them up from Hellfire because there's a basketball game he wants to watch, like what? He spends all his time watching sports and talking about sports and playing sports. Its either that or working on his car. What kind of hobbies are those? They're not real hobbies. Can't be much of a reformed jock if he can't even give up sports.

So Steve just tells Dustin that if he isn't going to stop being a bully, Steve doesn't want to be his friend anymore, and leaves.

And it's like a slap in the face.

#stranger things #steve harrington #dustin henderson #momo.txt #ive said this before but sometimes dustins assholery is taken too far #yes all teens are assholes #yes dustin is a traumatised kid #but steve is also a traumatised kid and yet no one gives him a free pass #everyone always bringing up the fact he used to be an asshole #when he wasnt even that bad! #anyway im back on my 'steve isn't a pushover' agenda #hes not a doormat #if he can drop tommy and carol bc he didn't like who they were becoming #he can drop dustin #it'd suck and hurt but he could do it #stop being mean to steve 2k24 #he's not dumb #he also got multiple severe concussions #sports and cars aren't bad hobbies #sometimes i wonder if people actually like steve with the way they treat him #Dustin included #someone please write this i have so many wips

[phantoms-world-and-more]

The young justice and danny

The young justice were annoyed at the JL for not giving them a proper chance to prove themselves

Their claim that supergirls "too immature" that conner needed to "gain better control over his powers" was BS and their claim that megan needed "more experience" it was all BS

ESPECIALLY SINCE THAY WONT TRAIN THEM

So they decided to go to the watch tower and refuse to leave until they tell them how to get into the JL

Was it immature? Yes but they were tired of their "excuses"

So they spend the next 2 and a half hours harassing different JL members until one of them gave them a way to proove themselves

After a while wonder woman gets a beautiful idea

She tells them to follow her

They arive at a training room to see superman and a black haired teenager

The young justice were immediately pissed, why did this nobody get proper training

So when wonder woman said that if they manager to beat this kid in a sparring match to become official JL members thay were exited

They were even more excited when she said they could all attack at once

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Supergirl woke up in the watchtower medbay, surrounded by other young justice members, confused tired and in pain

Thats when wonder woman and the kid from earlier walked in, smirking

:hey there, i think we got off on the wrong foot, I'm danny 15 year old prince of the infinet realms

#danny phantom #fic prompt #daily prompt #danny fenton #dc x dp #dp x dc #funny #dc #wonder woman #young justice #young justice are annoyed they arent full members #danny is a full JL member dispite his age #he proved himself mannnnyyyy times #young justice are kinda assholes

[coffeehelly]

kusuo trying his best to be cynical and jaded but then constantly being moved by the goodness of humanity............vs kusuke who is just genuinely cynical and jaded. im too tired to convey this properly but im onto something here

#the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo no psi nan #saiki k #saiki kusou #saiki kusuke #how much has kusuke influenced kusuo throughout their lives......... #kusuo obviously knows kusuke is a manipulative asshole Now #but how long did he spend thinking kusuke was Normal i wonder #it almost seems to me like kusuo tried to make himself more like kusuke before he switched to his current ideal of normalcy #and that thats has a lasting effect on his........psyche.............

[cry-ptidd]

look at how fucking messy this bitch is!!! drink your people juice normally you bastard asshole, you eat like a toddler!!!!!

#do we need a bib for you?? is that it??? asshole #hellsing #alucard #shitpost #no wonder laura hates him #and no wonder walter betrayed them bc he wanted to kill alucard #he deserves it and he has no friends

[shitpostingkats]

It's been years and I'm still thinking about how Ace Attorney accidentally made Sebastian and Klavier the same class at Themis. And Seb was VALEDICTORIAN. Capcom accidentally made it so the international rockstar who actually seems to give quite a shit about being a good lawyer and projects himself like a flawlessly cut diamond, was NOT the top of his grade. That honor went to this pathetic kitten of an orchestra kid who can't spell "affidavit" and bursts into tears every five minutes.

#you CANNOT convince me they didn't know each other at school #You CANNOT convince me Klavier wasn't tearing his hair out wondering what this guy had that he didn't #and Kristoph (knowing full well that Blaise is paying for his grades) was just like 'Hm. SAD. I guess he's just smarter than you.' #*smash cut to Sebastian trying to walk through a mcdonalds drive-thru* #And then post AJ then meet up again and become best friends #start a 'the familial member I looked up to for validation was actually an abusive asshole who manipulated me for their own ends' club #ace attorney #aa #aai #aai2 #aa investigations #apollo justice ace attorney #ace attorney investigations #ace attorney investigations 2 #sebastian debeste #klavier gavin

[goodfish-bowl]

Must be rough, being fused to a clone of your younger self from an alternate timeline, whose family you tired to kill, not once, but twice, because you wanted him to turn out like you, only for you to loose both times and for him to show you mercy, and for you to be taken in by the same man who adopted you after your family’s horrific death in your original timeline, who you ripped the ghost half out of and fused with, who is also the man who cloned your younger self from that alternate timeline, who also owns nearly exclusively Packers merch. Also, you’re now 14 again.

That’s rough buddy.

(I read A Glitch in Time and am now lost in the sauce).

#danny phantom #a glitch in time #agit #agit spoilers #a glitch in time spoilers #goodfish draws #dan phantom #despite everything vlad loves his asshole son #and is wondering where he suit went #they’re codependent your honor #Vlad is trying to improve Phantom’s PR and Dan is NOT HELPING

[time-slink]

big fan of iskalls commitment to playing dumb long past when hes been caught. and somehow it works

#shush slinky #i dont have your diorite. i dont have it. i dont have your diorite i promise why would i do that. where even was it? wow what block is that #i was just wondering what plank this is. i cant see yknow ive got shaders on. i was just picking it up to inspect it i swear its for a buil #it was just a creeper explosion. look im fixing it right now #X) hes such an asshole i love him

[skrunksthatwunk]

tomizawa experiences another microagression

#infinite wealth spoilers #the first one's the 'i AM american asshole' exchange if you were wondering. first the racism and now he's getting called a fruit #sigh. many such cases #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #eric tomizawa #infinite wealth #like a dragon infinite wealth #like a dragon #lad infinite wealth #yakuza

[dnphan]

you guys remember when that one streamer was like “i can’t talk to phil at conventions anymore because i just can’t.”

(referring to the fact that he doesn’t like dan and how they come in a pair or not at all)

#i wonder if dan was like always around so he never approached phil #or phil just didn’t wanna talk to him bc of his public dislike of his bestfriend??? #i don’t know that streamer was an asshole #also probably one of the more coupley things ive heard abt dnp #dan and phil #dnp #dan howell #phan #dan and phil games #phil lester #dapg #dnpgames #phandom #dnp games

[nyxi-pixie]

sometimes i think abt how shocked chuuya was when dazai was like 'teehee i blew up your car' and its like ??? bro why are you surprised?? he presumably left the pm the same day your car blew up and you never connected those two things😭😭

#its funny but if i think abt it too much i get sad #which is dumb bc its supposed to be a silly little guy thing #but like. #holy shit he just never considers that the asshole(said fondly) wld have done that 😭😭😭 #soukoku #help i was an outside observer to this ship like a year ago and now ive been obsessed w them for a month and absorbed sm content i might die #god this will sound insane to my non skk followers hey guys i promise theyre great #blowing up your car(lovingly) threatening to murder you(endearingly) #“hm dazai just left the pm and now my car has exploded. these unrelated events sure are annoying for me. wonder who did this🤩”

[cemeterything]

who the fuck is your comfort character

...........karkat

#hes a wonderful little asshole. fight me.

[the-meghan-m]

Mulder trying to hug his father and his father blocking him with a handshake…Bill Mulder when I catch you

#idk he’s not getting dad of the year #your son just wants to be loved asshole #and you sit there smoking in the dark 🤔 #no wonder mulder wanted his sister back so badly no one else in his family shows him any affection #the x files #x files #mulder #fox mulder #msr #scully #dana scully #mulder and scully #txf #txf s2 #colony #meghan rewatches x files