#no wonder they're so unhinged

[atlantis-scribe]

one of the things i love most about the atlantis expedition is that they're comprised of extremely brilliant people (experts in their field with crazy cross-training due to the nature of the mission) BUT they're also not the best of the best — can't be because it's likely a one-way trip — so these brilliant people are still, in some capacity and in Earth's perspective, expendable

#stargate atlantis #a found family filled with Earth's second best #no wonder they're so unhinged #these insane people VOLUNTEERED to yeet themselves to another galaxy #why was there only one (1) therapist on board??? #truly opposite vibes to voyager's 'average people sent to pick up groceries and accidentally ending up on galaxy's worst road trip' #atlantis people are HIGHLY QUALIFIED and they CHOSE to jump off the cliff #i bet pegasus folks were like 'finally some enrichment to our enclosure' #lost city of the ancients #my post

[ministarfruit]

horrifically hilarious playthrough (emphasis on horrific) with a surprising amount of bug stories. thank you for playing one of my fave games!! 🤲

#I cried laughing #vtuber #holostars #holotempus #banzoin hakka #gavis bettel #these two are unhinged and make each other worse (better) #we third wheeled on their divorce arc. cannot make this shit up #HOW ARE THEY SO GOOD AT IT #IT'S SO FUNNY #THEY'RE SOOO PETTY AND VIOLENT YET SWEET. SOMEHOW #I absolutely LOVE 'it takes two' collabs #this game is a wonder to me #but I have never witnessed anyone play it with this much vitriol #these men were created in a lab i swear. they can't be real

[steakout-05]

autistic coded men who have orange cats my beloved

#star trek tng #star trek #star trek data #garfield #garfield jon #jon arbuckle #jetpack joyride #professor brains #jetpack joyride 2 #this is my type. weird silly or otherwise quirky guys who have orange cats #brains being autistic is more just a headcanon i have rather than deliberate coding #but he's been shown to have a few autism-like behaviours and traits across the shorts and jetpack joyride 2 #it's kinda stereotypical but he's more of a logical simple thinker and he finds strings of numbers to be easier to remember than names #which i find to be interesting! he just has different thinking patterns from what i've seen in neurotypicals. and it's like. #it's the autism radar. i can always tell when a fictional character seems to be Not Neurotypical because holy shit they act like me- #-or another autistic person i know! #also all these characters are like. different facets of autism and i think that's so interesting #on the left we have highly logical direct and ''idk what to do with my face or my hands help'' sherlock spin autism #and then there's slightly unhinged dorky possible ADHD combo and complete lack of social skills autism #and finally there's the evil autism #and i love all three of them <3 #i just realised they're also all sitting in big comfy chairs! #jon's armchair looks so comfy though. like i really wanna sit in there #it's probably slightly dirty and most definitely scratched up by garfield but my god that's what make it more homely and comfy #i wonder how many armchairs jon has gotten over the years. i should count all the instances of him having a differently coloured armchair #anyway yeah. autistic cat dads my beloved <3

[hummingbooks]

Hab meinen nicht-Spatort-Freunden vorhin frohen Spatort-Tag gewünscht

Sie waren nicht mal mehr verwirrt

#i did it #i became so random and unhinged they're not wondering anymore #spatort #tatort saarbrücken

[sophsun1]

WAIT. I'm catching up with the podcast and in episode two they're talking about the zoom chemistry test and how it's awkward to gauge chemistry from that and sam's out here literally saying "jacob's such a lovely person such a fantastic actor and so easy to be around and I could see that he was gonna be a very easy person to fall in love with" they hadn't even met in person yet?! what on earth are they putting in the water over at amc interview with the vampire that's got these two men so insane for each other asdfgjkdsfjk

#iwtv amc #they're so unhinged about each other im yelling #god help the cast and crew next season when they're separated #no wonder jacob was sobbing over the mere thought of it #LMAO #interview with the vampire

[blue-lollipops-and-ice-clouds]

Rae - Alyce - Fayth

Wizard (Necromancy) - Sorcerer (Wild Magic) - Paladin (Vengeance)

Dark Urge - Dark Urge - Dark Urge

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 durge #bg3 drow #bg3 teifling #i literally just started fayth two hours ago and I love them #rae is in act 3 and he just killed [spoiler] in the bar #alyce is looking at wyll lovingly in camp and not just wondering about his the feel of his guts around her throat or anything of the sort #and fayth is trying really hard not to break his oath after the fourth “devil” comment in the grove #they're all having a GREAT time #also can you tell that alyce was inspired by the choir of sleep token's new look bc heaven was alyce's look inspired #but i also wanted a faceless look for a lil unhinged durge with an affinity to pink so alyce was destined to wear the nurse's outfit

[risingsunresistance]

man at this point it's pretty normal to be hostile towards dream fans in my notes, some dteam main reblogged one of my posts yesterday and i thought about blocking them on instinct but i didnt, and i just saw them on twitter telling r*nboo to kill himself :/

#censoring his name so that he doesnt somehow find this in a search result for himself lmao #like... every time i check one of the dteam mains around my blog they're just way too unhinged #idk if they mean it in some kind of 'joking' way or if they really talk to people like that #but i dont find it very funny or cute or whatever they're going for #how can yall have heart edits and blushies in your icon and then tell someone to kys in the same breath hello #if you're wondering why i really hate the ds//mp THIS is why. i dont wanna be within 100ft of these ppl #wish i could make someone unreblog a post lmao #chat

[lethalhoopla]

sorry for not posting much art lately, been caught between work exhaustion and also mainlining dragon age since the beginning of July and i’m just descending into madness, promise to be back with more bioware blorbos soon

#lethalhoopla nonsense #i have several wips for both ME and DA and yet i keep trailing off bc my brain goes 'but what happens next in dragon age oh gods' #the irony being i know where they're GOING but not HOW THEY GOT THERE #i sure did play inquisition first (110+ hours...) and promptly turned around the following day and got origins #and just beat *that* last night (70? 80 hours??) and started the awakening DLC today #i'm just a little bit unhinged its fine #totally not wondering how longtime dragon age fans have handled the casual madness this whole time you're all so powerful #and dragon age AND mass effect fans??? power level off the fuckin charts #the number of blorbos collected over the past 6 or 7 weeks to add to my bioware-based collection is. frankly. Alarming #i say #already eyeing da2 and wondering if i should wait until fall steam sale or not

[protagonistscum]

i can ONLY assume xunfeng has been left kneeling for the past four hours as he’s waiting for his execution while his elder brother is having a mental breakdown 

#and. AND shangque is right there going. yeah. our lord will be back #this is only what i can assume is going down #anyways love when shows meet my expectations when i guess what's going to happen #like yes! i understand the world you've built! and you're not making up bullshit to surprise me #anyways. turns out. burnign your notes does not work. your worst enemy is a plant fairy #changheng. honey. we haven't seen you in like three episodes. you good? #also. there are moments where Dongfang Qingcang reminds me of the scorpion king from the woh #it's just the side look!!! where they just. look unhinged!!! #however. i would describe xie wang as???? cute???????? i dunno man he was just??? cute #anyways. back to the main thing. their dad really dropped the ball #i know i know. ultimate weapon blah blah blah #but like? YO? you really want THAT running your country? someone who isn't allowed to care? #sure they're a good blade that can work wonders in wartime. but peacetime? press x to doubt #even more so in a setting much like this where immortals are you know. immortal. #anyways love and ADORE shangque. YES I WILL HELP MY LORD. EVEN IF I DIE. TO HELP HIM #power of trust and honesty runs this man. and this man has been GOIN

[lostmykeysie]

same anon as before and THH has been BLOWING UP ON TIKTOK lately !! taken over my fyp

but yay that makes me so happy

babe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im gonna have a look before i go to bed teehee how exciting!!!!!! kisses and hugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#i am that friend that doesn't ever go online for anything (ao3 and tumblr don't count) except for once a year #so i have about 249584 tik tok DMs or whatever they're called from my pals #if you send me something on instagram i'll see it in 4 business months if ever #twitter don't bother either #whatsapp really don't bother i hate that app it makes me nervous #imessage is the best bet but i have dnd on 80% the time #i dip onto discord semi regularly to see what the Unhinged Gang are Going Feral over aka my fave activity ever love you guys #anyway why am i going on #someone asked me a q #lovely wonderful anon

[sohyuki]

WAIT THERES AN ANIME NOW WHAT

YES! THEY JUST ANNOUNCED A LONG TERM PROJECT WITH UFOTABLE!! i got so emotional but i couldn't!! let the tears!! out!!! (shakes fist) curse you work!

#sohyuki.inbox #user:just slightly unhinged #i wonder how they're gonna do it #lumine and aether were together so MAYBE a post game series??

[twobellsilence]

Today I learned Diamond is Unbreakable has an Ivrea Argentina edition and I'm SO tempted to get some volumes

#my sister got the first Haikyuu ones and they're SO FUCKING FUNNY #like at first the concept of manga being translated into casual argentinian left me scratching my head #but after seeing how inserting a single argentinian slang word into a sentence can make it 838362892 times more hilarious #i can't help but wonder how unhinged and hysterical an argentinian version of jojos could be #Luke rants #kinda sad that sbr isn't available i wanted to see argento gyro so bad #but argento himbos okuyasu and josuke work too #though im broke af rn so maybe by the time i save up enough to get em sbr will get published idk

[inkskinned]

how odd, to watch the creative writing exercises of angry men in the comments of instagram. you noticed it first in the comments of conventionally attractive women - but then it started appearing everywhere else, too.

a young man talks about what lunch he's packing his wife. there is a little story under it, with 300 likes, fabricated from nothing. "this is pointless. if you treat her like this, she will take the lunch to her office and fuck her boss and divorce him and take all his money."

you scroll. a young woman talks about what lunch she's packing for her husband. it is always uglier when the subject of the video is a woman, you've noticed. "you sit on camera and you smile and you are cheating with the neighbor and then you're going to lie about being sexually assaulted by your husband and -"

you stop reading. it has 567 likes.

where did this even become a thing? people making up stories in their head, disgusting long-winded assumptions about intention and sexual disgrace. the evil twin of fanfiction.

like - it's just a lie. it's a lie that they are telling, baldfaced and assumptive. the undercurrent is of course misogyny, but the trouble is that they're so fucking certain. that's what makes the hairs on the back of your neck rise. there is this pervasive, inventive desire for them to be right. that they must be right. all women are cheating, lying, gold-digging bitches. no exceptions.

in the reverse, when women say i'd rather meet a bear in the woods than a strange man - men funnel in from the sides. they defend each other with a vibrance and capacity for empathy you wish applied to like, the other half of the population. a man could be saying i absolutely did kill her and these creatures in the comments would rise up with king shit. she made it happen. they love each other to the point of this sick strange self-gaslighting, a fervent and unhinged cognitive distortion. all men are good, wonderful people. all women are terrible, conniving, seditious, annoying.

and when did it become okay to just, like... say that kind of a thing? at one point, you find yourself typing out a witty and snappy retort. why are you spending so much time fantasizing about other people babe. but as you stare at the screen, some part of you pictures this man in public, saying these things to your face. his soapbox, high and mighty. his mirrored sunglasses and his empty life: tired and lonely.

what a sad and horrible loop he's locked in. he is terrible to women, so women don't talk to him, which he uses as an excuse to act more terribly. he blames this "failure" on women, rather than on his behavior. it cannot be that he is the problem (that the solution is to just put his ego down and accept women as equals) - he begins to invent a sculpture to replace the flesh frame of each person he sees.

it isn't just a woman posing on the beach. it is now a slut with a desperate need for each person to crave her body. it isn't just a woman yelping with surprise during something upsetting. it is a hysterical, unhelpful cretin who will probably make things worse instead of better. it isn't a person.

someone's very sweet wedding vows get moderate attention on instagram. in the comments, a man says good fucking luck you'll waste your life providing while behind your back she's absolutely fucking the best man. this will be so cringe in 2 months when she walks out on you.

you think - is that what you need to be true? is that what you need to happen, for the world to make sense to you?

#writeblr #every time i see these little creative writing projects i see red lol #girl go write a novel or do ur homework or something. #if youre gonna lie on the internet at least stop badgering women. do it in the privacy #of your poor sad reddit boards

[killbaned]

also saw a note on the thing for the head cashiers tonight that said “reese, see [asm]” but apparently he was gone for the day, no one seems to know what he wanted, and i don’t know when he’s gonna be back. it might be his weekend off entirely so i’m just.

girl help.

#reese v employment #the lumber cashier was also on the note and i know i'd mentioned to this asm last week that like #i'm not trying to start trouble but lumber/millworks are back to being petty about their returns again and i'm tired #they're the only departments that do this and it drives me nuts. they are 6 feet from each other and i only have so much room. #so i'm wondering if it's just related to that or not. #but also the childhood trauma + my unhinged ass manager at dollar tree means my reflex is so be insane about this until i know whats up

[planetpiastri]

pairing: oscar piastri x fem!reader [no faceclaim] summary: you're a meme rapper with a cult following on youtube, and oscar is always in your comments, but it isn't until you release your first single that everyone puts two and two together. notes: this is one of the very first requests i ever received, and finally FINALLY it is done!! we are so back

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ynusername guys if i wrote a song about dino nuggets would you unfollow me be honest

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username1 yeah

ynusername 😔

oscarpiastri no

ynusername 😁

username2 maybe

ynusername i'm getting mixed signals

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri Oscar goes outside: Japan edition

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username3 you're not even outside in any of these pictures oscar what

landonorris who are we getting dinner with, young man? 🤨

oscarpiastri My mum 😊 landonorris yeah right

username4 omg any yn fans in the comments?? mother liked the post 👀

username5 yeah they follow each other lol i don't think they've ever met though username6 they've definitely interacted, but yeah i think they're just like online acquaintances haha

ynusername nice berries mate

oscarpiastri Thanks, I've heard that before

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mclaren Happy Birthday Oscar! 🥳

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username7 guys why's oscar kinda...

username8 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??

oscarpiastri 😁😁😁

ynusername happy birthday. oscarpiastri Ok that's a lot of negative energy please step back username9 help these interactions are always so random??

username10 oscar's waist looking SNATCHED omg

username11 guys is this a safe space for me to confess something?

landonorris no, keep it to yourself

ynusername

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ynusername finally releasing a single woohoo!! 'bark bark' coming out april 19th on spotify and apple music ^-^

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username12 OMG YESSSS

username13 WHAT YN THIS IS SO EXCITING!!!! CONGRATS!!!!!

oscarpiastri What's it about

ynusername you have to stream the song and find out silly oscarpiastri Is it about me ynusername oh my god

ynusername

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ynusername the type of face you'd go to war for (look past the camera, he's shy)

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landonorris shucks, i'm blushing

ynusername i am so obviously not talking about you

username14 NEW MUSIC WHEN??

ynusername the single JUST came out CHILL!

username15 the last slide??

username16 new music hint? ynusername no that's just me talking about oscar and lando landonorris ....which one am i? ynusername i literally called you a slut nine times in suzuka username17 so oscar is lust???? oscarpiastri Thank you Barbie!!

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oscarpiastri Busy busy week, but glad the secret's out. My girlfriend is cooler and funnier than yours, by the way.

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ynusername you're so hot i am gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

ynusername the hair?? the smile?? the grabbable waist?? WOW!!

ynusername gonna write another song about you

ynusername if i saw you in the street i'd catcall you

ynusername i want you.

oscarpiastri I love you too

username18 FKSDHJGLKHDJG IM SO HAPPY YN CAN BE UNHINGED AND CRAZY NOW GOOD FOR HER GOOD FOR THEM!!

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[ruins-posts]

"Sukuna! Please!"

Your pleas only make him scoff. He often wonders where you earn the audacity to ask him for such things, but it's also rather amusing.

"No, brat. Get that into your head."

You pout, holding up the glossy top coat nail paint in front of him. "It'll make them look prettier, I promise!"

And he looks at you as if he has never seen anything dumber on the planet before. "Brat. There's no need for them to look pretty, they're used to rip my challengers into shreds—"

"At least look pretty while doing it."

He scoffs again. He's starting to question who the unhinged one is here.

"Sukuna. Pleassseeee!" you give him the puppy-est eyes possible, making his lips twitch both in annoyance and amusement. "You are clearly mad, brat. I will not entertain your nonsense by allowing you to beautify my fingers."

You sigh. "I'll cook for you," you declare, causing him to eye you suspiciously. You panic before you clarify, "Not humans!"

He chuckles, "You're an insistent brat, aren't you? Thinking you can bribe me?" But again, he is rather curious to try out your delicacies...

"Very well. You may cook for me." he says with a smirk, causing you to gleam with joy, "Does that mean I get to gloss them up?" you ask, gently taking his hand in yours, studying his purplish pointed nails.

"Do it, brat....I'll allow you to beautify my nails with your fancy paint, if you so wish." he huffs again, his lips twitching into a small smile. Damned adorable brat, getting him to do such embarrassing things, he thinks.

#sukuna #sukuna x reader #sukuna x y/n #ryomen sukuna x reader #sukuna x you #sukuna imagine #sukuna fluff #ryomen sukuna fluff #jjk fluff #jjk x reader #ruins posts #jjk x you #jjk x y/n