I'm gonna be thinking about Ghost forcing his way into your life because he can't date people normally for a while. The man cannot date, he can't. He doesn't have the right settings, you're either his or you're not and if he decides you're his then why should he mess around with all that dating nonsense. Just skip straight to being partners, straight to moving in together, you wanna go down to the courthouse? He's already filled out the forms you can get married today. No? That's fine, maybe tomorrow.
One kindness. That's all it takes for him.
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My favorite thing about Dungeon Meshi is the way it repeatedly establishes how eating monsters is relatively normal, despite everyone always losing their minds over it. Oh man, Laios wants to get through the dungeon by eating monsters?? How horrib- oh here's this dwarf that's been doing that for 10+ years. Eurgh, gem bugs?? That's so weird- oh if you make it a jam it's considered a delicacy in several parts of the world. Mermen?? No way, that's way too similar to mermaids to ever- oh would you look at that, mermaids eat them. Huh
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ennamoured with how shitty this anime is
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not weird enough i'm fucking killing myself
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top line x supporting robo
DAL @ CGY (03.18.23) — after hitting the 40-goal mark and scoring the ot gwg in calgary following a small slump
SEA @ DAL (05.11.23) — during robo's 8-game post-season scoring drought, right before his 3-assist night against seattle
DAL @ VGK (05.27.23) — after robo's 5v5 break-out and 4 goals in 4 games in the vegas series
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i was at a Very Legit policy event recently and some Very Legit guy from the frickin' White House is on a panel, lamenting how government responsibilities are divided up weirdly:
"if a chicken wandering around DC has avian flu and it dies on the Natl Mall, it's the responsibility of the Natl Park Service. if it dies on the sidewalk NEXT to the mall, it's the responsibility of the DC metro police. if it dies on the front steps of one of the federal agencies, it's the responsibility of the Dept of Agriculture. but if YOU eat it and get sick, it's suddenly the responsibility of the CDC. does anyone see a problem with this?!"
and another person on the panel, a Very Legit academic researcher, leans forward, looks him dead in the eye, and says, "yeah, 'cause birds aren't real."
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edit: dont make it circulate too much please... i dont want a normal distribution
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Man has a mental breakwdown: *builts a cabaret bar*
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hooray for the new point system that i forgot they were implementing
also yay evenly distributed team numbers for once
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