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callmegaith · 4 months

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His most loyal

Owl and Crow (and they are husbands)

#rusty lake #jakob eilander #aldous vanderboom #Mr Owl #Mr Crow #ship: Evil Bird Husbands #ah my other favorite ship in RL #I love them sm #can you grow old together with someone if ur both immortal #I mean u grow old just forever #romantic!#now THIS is the real old man yaoi

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asweetprologue · 10 months

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i know probably nobody following me is even relatively in this fandom but I just finished s5 of the dragon prince and I gotta tell you. the canonical lovechild of the gay-coded villains was not something I saw coming

#OLD MAN YAOI MPREG REAL?????????#when he said OUR child I stg I have never been more shocked appalled and enthralled in my life #like it makes sense of course it was made from a joining of....... fluids.........#magic sex ritual tbh #and then to immediately divorce??#I can't believe this shit #the dragon prince #tdp #viren #aaravos #viren x aaravos #viravos #they've always been strangely compelling in a deeply fucked up way but I didn't think the show knew that #they said we've given you 4.9 seasons of some of the best queer rep on tv #now get ready for the most toxic shit you can imagine

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lazycranberrydoodles · 1 month

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honoring my 13 year old self by drawing gabriel reyes in 2024

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hrokkall · 9 months

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One must imagine Sisyphus happy

#Ultrakill #Sisyphus Prime #Sisyphus Ultrakill #Minos Ultrakill #King Sisyphus #I almost tagged Minos Prime but he's not actually in this one oops #Cw:#Body horror #Blood #ANYWAY I PROMISED I WOULD DRAW HIM AFTER ARTFIGHT! I'VE DELIVERED!! OLD MAN YAOI* IS REAL!!!!!!!!!#*This isn't actually ship art. I mean it can be why not but I'm not explicitly tagging it as ship #I had so much trouble drawing Sisyphus Prime's head before I realized I can just stylize him however I want and that made it so much easier #Much happier with this one than the last one I drew; that's for sure #Human Sisyphus was also super fun to draw he's so silly (says this about a guy who has killed hundreds and will do it again)#Anyway shoutout to the people who followed for rain world and are now getting buff shirtless men on their dash. It will happen again #Hrokkall Art

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outdoortressym · 6 months

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Working on prof!Gale

My fangirl heart have been summoned - AO3 is yet again bookmarked - my A3 sketchbook once again opened

Every 5 years a new muse passes by

Baldur's gate 3 will be my undoing this time

#professor gale because why the hecc not #once my gale study is done - perhaps AU Astarion will follow #old man yaoi is real - and ideal because i am now an old man #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fanart #bloodweave

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alteredsilicone · 3 months

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The only downside to Loid's outfit is that I can't imagine Albrecht kissing his neck as a greeting.

Maybe Loid kisses Albrecht's neck instead. What if.

#wf tag #loidposting #help its monday 9am and im already rapid firing old man yaoi posts #loid is way too dressed up now that i think of it (real problems i know)

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catgirlkirigiri · 4 months

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I told you it wouldn’t just be satosugu next time I posted jjk furries. This time there are even more gay people :)

#alternate caption: it may be a fix-it au but I can’t painlessly un-doom the doomed yaoi. they got back together so it’s fine though :)#zoracontent #zora arts #jjk furries #also yaay now I get to reveal more guys species :D #Yuji is a dog! I know tiger is most people’s obvious pick but he is SO puppy dog. also sukunas a tiger and I wanted them to be different #no specific specie for him btw I think he’s a mutt. he’s one of the few I have ref sheets made for. you might see some of those soon #Megumi is a wolfdog!!! yes I know I know he is very cat. but consider: I can make him look like his dogs. and also it makes him look like #gojos son. it’s great. his sister is also a wolfdog but I think she’s gonna look more dog than wolf. Megumi is definitely more leaning wolf #tojis a wolf they get it from their old man 👍#nobara is a fox :) no real explanation here she just feels like a fox #I may have also just. wanted someone to be a fox. hehe. same with wanting a bunny which leads us into #mimiko and nanako are bunnies! I genuinely have no basis for this I just felt like it. it’s my self indulgent furry fix-it au ok #also i hope yall appreciate me editing in the text here because it was completely illegible in my handwriting <3 #once again not tagging. if you get here from me saying names while talking in the tags hiiii please enjoy my furries

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ehhgg-art · 7 months

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me?? actually working on my au???? in 2023????? it’s more likely than you think.

(sketches by themselves under the cut)

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crehador · 1 month

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brother crab's winter 2024 parting thoughts: high card s2

WHAT THE HELL

HIGH CARD IS GOOD?!

tl;dr very flashy and aesthetic, consistently good in that regard, but the story was not always gripping to me. however, with the ultimate payoff in the last three eps, totally worth it imo

full review:

wow wow wow i'm kind of glad i fell way behind on anime and had the last three eps of s2 to binge all at once because hoooly shit i enjoyed that immensely

at no point did i think high card was bad, but it definitely had moments where it didn't fully grab me. there were times when it felt like all flash, no substance

and it's definitely not perfect, i have some serious and fairly significant gripes with it. mainly i'm really bummed that leo, wendy, and vijay never really got fully fleshed out. i mean i get it, finn's the main character and chris is the thinly veiled love interest also important so obviously they're going to take up most of the time, but i really feel like the other members of the crew had so much unexplored potential (especially wendy and vijay, because leo did sort of get his moment as a factor in the old man yaoi situation)

speaking of which THE OLD MAN YAOI!! man there were a lot of moving pieces in this show, and sometimes they came together in messy ways (or didn't really come together at all... some bits do still feel pretty disjointed and jumpy to me, tbh)

but overall the payoff of the s2 finale was absolutely worth it to me, particularly since it dealt with my favorites of those moving pieces: the old man yaoi and the sudden YANDERE ONIISAN ARC

i find myself really wishing the show had gone harder on both of those threads sooner, but like... honestly i'm not disappointed with how they played out. the whole theodore and ban thing could not have been more tropey (YEARS of loathing only for a "the one i wanted to protect all along was... you" and then dying for each other like HELLO yes an absolute tropefest BUT TROPES THAT I LOVE. GOOD FOR THOSE TOXIC DOOMED YAOI MFERS)

tilt has always been fascinating to me right from the character design and i am more or less satisfied with how things played out for him too, though i kind of wish we'd had more of this development spread throughout the series. i guess it was there, but... i dunno. in some ways feels like there could have been More (but i may be biased)

like you gotta feel bad for him, it's a sad story, but also that extreeemely creepy unhinged yandere oniisan "i have been stalking you i literally have a wall with giant blown up photos of you i hate the other guy who is calling himself your brother" sequence was SO FUCKING DELICIOUS LIKE WTF??? stunned and absolutely blown away by how hard they went on that, what a delight

(ironically it makes me think about how unhinged matakara in bucchigiri?! just doesn't work while unhinged tilt in high card works super well, but this is not about bucchigiri?! so i won't get too into that)

i am still admittedly just. kind of like. idk. i go back and forth on finn and chris, as characters and as partners. i don't dislike them but they aren't always all that compelling to me. sometimes they definitely are, but sometimes they just fall a bit flat to me. this probably isn't an issue with them as characters, though, just a matter of taste. i occasionally found the chemistry between them lacking as well, but sometimes it was really on point

same feeling about the crew dynamics in general. i looove a good like heist crew or spy agency crew, whatever it is, when the dynamics just click. and sometimes they didn't, here. i am too sleepy to articulate it properly right now but it just felt like there was something missing, some pieces not really fitting together. i didn't dislike any of the characters, but just... i guess wanted more team shenanigans? maybe there was no time for that but it would have been nice (like this is one show that could have done with a few filler and/or fluff episodes, imo!)

anyway. christ. my eye emoji-ing at tilt based solely on his character design finally paid off after two gay ass seasons lmao. good night

#crab watches #winter 2024 #parting thoughts #high card #GENUINELY WAS NOT EXPECTING TO ENJOY THE LAST THREE EPS THIS MUCH BUT I SO SO SO DID #although lol holy infodump tf #this show loooves its infodumps esp in the second half of the second season #i didn't personally mind all the monologuing that much i guess #like it delivered the information fine #but the fact that there were so many ''LET ME TELL YOU A STORY YOU'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE'' scenes in a ROW #was just kind of funny #anyway. it's not like overall the best thing ever but it is wild fun and really paid off in the end (for me at least)#i am a sucker for toxic old man yaoi and the yandere oniisan was a bonus #damn that was fun #alright. going to sleep for real now lmao

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dreamgirledward · 5 months

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i see all the ed and stede kisses and i still have to look away for a second sometimes like omg.....they r smooching.....my brain just resets like!!! oh yeah those old men are IN LOVE-love!!!! wow!!!!

#i still react like this AFTER knowing they've slept together too and that makes it funnier now that i think about it #i just go '!!!! [ gasp ]omg.... old man yaoi right in front of my eyes...'#this is how i know if we ever got a real destiel kiss id just explode on the spot #gentlebeard #ed and stede #ofmd #ofmd s2 #sammy.txt

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dinosaur-mayonnaise · 8 months

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What if Fukuzawa is actually really toxic behind closed doors and he is actually the problem in all of his failed relationships? He probably isn't and just makes terrible choices in men, but what if he was?

this would be so funny oh my god. imagine if all his ex’s have a therapy group like the one in wreck it ralph. it starts off with everyone being supportive and sharing fun fuku folk tales. two hours later everyone’s at war bc ‘what do you mean I was OBVIOUSLY his favourite’.

zoom out and into fukazawa’s office. he’s staring directly at the camera like he’s on the office and stroking a cat menacingly like the toxic villain he is. his master plan has worked.

for this has been his strategy all along: divide and conquer.

he wonders how soon he can seduce and destroy hirotsu, too.

#i love the plot twist to the old man yaoi #thank you so much this ask was so entertaining #(though now we know the real reason he loves cats so much)#bsd #bsd fukazawa

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jrueships · 8 months

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UNCANCEL WINNING TIME. N O W.

#idc if so far im finding season 2 less interesting #idc how 'REAL' it is #IT WAS SMTHING!!!@@#maybe the season 2 thing was just my season 2 slump like maybe it's just a personal thing #i can never tell if it“#s me or the shows i watch anymore i just cant get past the season 2s without skipping then being mad abt skipping #whatever bro idc I WANTED TO SEE ZEKE!@!@!!!#I N E E D OLD MAN YAOI #did we even get a magic/larry fic hates*x fic from this #yall PLEASE we NEED one and it NEEDS to be a brattamer larry putting magic in his place enemies to lovers but not rlly bcs theyre still #enemies fic #see MAYBE if wt went on...#we would have this exact fic and i wouldnt sound so crazy now BUT LOOK WHERE WE ARE NOW HUH.#C A NCELLED #im getting the get down ptsd omg no. no. this cant be #the only highlight in my sports world rn is the one bills win and thats it #nothing to smile abt in my life .

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cdyssey · 2 months

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oh, my god, I forgot that “the end of time, pt. I” just straight up features Obama as a big plot point fjdjdjs

#maggie blogs #s: doctor who #its so funny bc the last u.s. president they had on the show was like a bush analog #and now they’re like this is straight up Obama ANQKSKSKSKSJ #god I love this show #anyway the convo between wilf and ten always makes me cry #and this rw has made me such a simm!doctor appreciator #the toxic old man yaoi between him and ten is so real

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ariapmdeol · 1 year

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happy seosane saturday!

#CellOfEmpireo #細胞神曲 #세포신곡 #cell of empireo #sanemitsu isoi #seodore riddle #theodore riddle #seosane #isoi sanemitsu #OLD! MAN! YAOI!!!!#aria draws #my art #i confused my twitter mutual with this #now seosane saturday is gonna be real #every saturday ill post old man yaoi #just for my mutual kyoko shoutout to kyoko #they are MARRIED (to me)

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heartbeetz · 11 months

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I need them. Both. He could be our third. Old man yaoi. ♡

#me: ''this crush is over. it Was temporary‚ just like I thought''#also me: sees fanart of those gay old men and gets so flustered and faggy #I wasn't embarrassed about it BEFORE but now I am. maybe just bc it's 12am I know I get mushier late at night. idk.#anyway. old man yaoi is literally real but only bc I want to be part of it #I have had their ship tag blocked for a while bc it used to be something I didn't like seeing but like. idk what's happening?????#roswell new youtube video clickbait title: exposure therapy gone wrong (gone homosexual??? 👀😳🏳️‍🌈)#roz posts #crush tag #I want to tag the existing f/o So Bad but I can't do it. I can't. I'm shy now.#update: um #♡: 🔨🎰🥃#♡: 🍕🍝⏱️

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gayelderstourney · 9 months

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OLD MAN YAOI BRACKET ROUND 3

Propaganda:

Ravenpaw/Barley:

kitties who were outcast from previous groups they were a part of and find and live with each other. they are canonical mates even though theyre both dudes. they grow old together, but ravenpaw gets cancer and dies before barley (he lives to be considered old in warrior cats years). however ravenpaw wanted to be in the same kitty afterlife that barley will go to, so they can be together in kitty afterlife. barley is still alive though as far as we know and might be the oldest living cat in the series now. also i just think its funny to call little kitty cats "old man yaoi"

Bob Zanotto/Helmut Fullbear:

THEY LITERALLY MADE MR CRY THE FIRST TIME I PLAYED THE GAME. THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH AND THEY FINALLY GET TO BE HAPPY TOGETHER. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO ME.

they are married in canon and are epic and amazing. they had sad canon events where bob thought helmut was dead for like 30 years or something but helmut WASN'T dead his brain was still alive and they are reunited in the game first by way of stealing an evil dictator's body and then later on they put helmut's brain in a ball as a temporary fix while they go out to find his body which has been frozen in ice. the game forces you to walk through bob's memory of saying his vows at their wedding ceremony and it's seriously some of the most romantic and heartwarming shit i've ever heard, especially "just when i thought i was turning to seed, you made me bloom again" like my god. i love them

they're gay and old as hell!!!! there's a level dedicated to their wedding!!!

Helmut is voiced by Jack Black and is currently a brain in a ball, and Bob knows him so well that the mental image of him in his drunken mind says things Bob KNOWS the real Helmut would never say. Also Helmut is temporarily in the body of a guy voiced by Elijah Wood-

#round 3 #polls #gay elders tourney #tournament poll #ravenpaw #barley #warriors #warrior cats #ravenbarley #bob zanotto #helmut fullbear #psychonauts #vikingvines

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