#nsft mention

[thermodynamic-comedian]

just saw someone say that the best doms are ex-theater kids who liked playing the villain and i. i dont know. accepting that compliment means admitting i am an ex-theater kid. who really really liked playing the villain. conflicting emotions about this

#nsft mention

[just-antithings]

believing that a sex toy can cause infertility is some hardcore, bonafide evangelical shit tho

yep!

#mod erin #ask #just anti things #nsft mention

[simon-writes-occasionally]

Yeah getting railed and being called 'babygirl' or w/e but have you considered kissing his forehead and having him fall asleep with his head in your lap as you play with his hair???????

#mike schmidt #mike schmidt x reader #writer rambles #josh hutcherson x reader #nsft mention #smut mention #also babygirl is just a no for me but im also trans. babyboy is still a no. i dont see the appeal tbh

[drinkingteainthedark]

If Blade and Dan Heng weren't at odds with each other and still in love, they might not be involved in the plot at all. They'd most likely be on an eternal honeymoon (and too busy taking advantage of Blade's immortality for nasty sex stuff probably), which is bad because the plot needs them in order to happen according to Elio

#didnt these bitches fuck on a boat? #so its like canon that they're Like That #as for blade being mad about the immortality; he was protecting dan feng when jingliu killed him so That wasnt what made him so angry #so they'd just be doing whatever they did before but with more freedom #of course this is a joke post so take it with some salt #happy valentines and also james cook is dead day #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr blade #hsr yingxing #hsr dan heng #hsr dan feng #hsr crack #renheng #xingyue #hengren #:> #nsft mention

[averagepsychouser]

We need more bottom arcade gannon nsfw I’m in the fucking trenches here

#depression posting tbh #nsft mention #fallout new vegas #fallout nv #arcade gannon #arcade israel gannon #arcade fnv #fnv arcade

[daydreamingtomatos]

#boyfriend said it was funny its getting posted #fear and hunger #funger #nsft mention #o'saa would have a profile pic thats just him standing in front of a literal hell looking bored out of his mind. thats the man he is to me. #and pav is a twitter fascist. glad we had this talk #tomato talks

[dgalerab]

asking for a friend

#nsft mention

[jewish-culture-is]

Jewish culture is not trusting people who are morally against circumcision

And people who are like "haha G-D won't be mad if you eat a pig"

Or people who call deities "imaginary friends" in order to mock religion

.

#jewish culture is #judaism #jewish #jumblr #nsft mention #why are people like that

[dumbtsun]

praise god for inventing gay sex

#I love my bf #mlm #mlm yearning #mlm post #achillean #nsft mention

[clown-paws]

> i go on insta. i click con's stories. i see the nastiest smuttiest god damn izzy fanart in my life. i see him hating torys. i smile and close the app.

#ofmd #con o'neill #nsft mention

[kissingonclouds]

its my job to do this

#shelly de killer #matt engarde #ace attorney #ace attorney 2 #phoenix wright ace attorney #autistic shelly de killer real #nsft mention

[just-antithings]

Question: if I had asked yall five years ago to guess who had said “I hope that your tentacle dildo makes you infertile,” would yall have guessed that it wash your garden variety misogynistic internet troll, or a queer person who ostensibly considers themselves progressive?

#mod erin #just anti things #nsft mention

[icedmetaltea]

Reminder that aces who are sex-favorable, aces who have and enjoy sex, aces who enjoy porn, aces who have high libido, grey aces, aegos, demis, and all those other micro labels under the ace umbrella are VALID

You do NOT have to be celibate or sex-repulsed to be ace, disliking sex does not make you more or less ace, and if anybody tries to tell you you're "not really asexual" bc you don't fit neatly into a box they can piss off

Same goes for aces who experience romantic attraction

You do not have to explain yourself to anyone or try to justify your existence, if you don't experience sexual attraction or only sometimes do/under certain conditions and you feel comfortable identifying as ace, guess what??? You're ace. Full stop.

#Just getting this outta my system cause idk I've seen a rise of some aces being like #I'm special bc I hate sex bc sex is bad and impure :D #which ofc is rooted in puritanism and christian fundamentalism #which is also on the rise for some reason #but yeaaaaa #Metaltea rambles #asexuality #nsft mention

[honeyed-latte]

The Phantom Trio having to call Vlad and guiltily ask for a ride home--

Vlad, pulling up to the curb: How much to sleep with all of you, do I get a group discount?

Danny, scowling: Shut up and unlock the damn door.

Vlad: Awww scary badger, say thank you.

Danny:....Vlad.

Vlad: Say "Thank you, Vlad."

Danny: Stop-

Vlad: 'Thank you, Uncle Vlad.'

Danny:.....Thank...you, uncle Vlad.

Vlad: You're welcome, now get in. You interrupted my evening.

#I like them razzing eachother #nsft mention #its a joke though #badger cereal

[lietpolski]

happy valentine's day everyone hws bulgaria is getting his blood drank and dick sucked tonight

#me and who? #thinking about robuls first valentines together after getting back together in the 2000s...... 🥺 oughh #maia talks #nsft mention #delete later

[rainbowrocketquotes]

Lysandre, texting Archie at 2am: Do fish get STDs?

Archie: Who is this and what are you doing to the fish??

#rainbow rocket #incorrect pokemon #incorrect quotes #incorrect rainbow rocket #team rainbow rocket #lysandre pokemon #lysandre #team flare lysandre #archie #aqua boss archie #leader archie #aqua leader archie #archie pokemon #tw nsft #nsft mention