#number one tumblr sexyman

[crystallizedcheese]

So because Sans won the title of ✨Ultimate Tumblr Sexyman✨, I made a cool laptop wallpaper of Sans and his well-deserved Baskin-Robbins for this event. Congratulations, Sans!

(Please reblog if you use this! Click for better quality!)

(Versions with bones and hearts background below the cut!)

#undertale #undertale wallpaper #sans #sanssweep #sansweep #sans undertale #sans the skeleton #sans wallpaper #Tumblr Sexyman #THE ULTIMATE TUMBLR SEXYMAN #number one tumblr sexyman #wallpaper #AAAAAA CONGRATULATIONS TO SANS!!!! #I VOTED FOR HIM!!!!! #IM SO PROUD OF HIM #SEPTEMBER 8TH #SEPTEMBER 8 #digital art #my art

[therocketbee]

there's a public "creativity board" on my college campus so

#i gave him a ribbon #env #welcome to night vale #wtnv #sexyman competition #tumblr sexymen poll #cecil palmer #cecil gershwin palmer #tumblr sexyman #tumblr sexymen rematch #number one tumblr sexyman #i drew this btw #tumblr sexyrematch

[solarspan]

the tumblr sexyman has been chosen!! SANS SWEEP BABY WE WIN THESE

#WE FUCKING DID IT #HE WON BY .1% #number one tumblr sexyman!! #sans #undertale #reigen #mob psycho 100 #mp100

[fruityweirdo]

congrats mcytblr sexyman!

I know I'm late to the hype but shush also I hope that victory margarita tasted good

#hemitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft fanart #joe hills #joe number one tumblr sexyman!!!!!! #also thank you joe for being the sole reason I'll watch beetlejuice

[zukkaoru]

the thing about reigen arataka is that he is literally just some guy who got sucked into a world of psychics by chance, and he decided to just roll with it until suddenly he's accidentally adopted like four very powerful psychic kids (+1 non-psychic kid) and maybe sort of fallen in love with another very powerful psychic (who happens to also be an ex-terrorist) and he just. he's some random guy. he opened a shady business because he got bored of being a salesman, he decided to pretend to be a psychic on a whim, he's been lonely his entire life, he only lets people in if he thinks he can use them except, oops, suddenly he cares about them more than he's ever cared about himself and oops he keeps getting pulled into life-or-death esper fights because somehow, even in a world full of people who can sense other psychics, everyone still believes his lies. and he doesn't back down!! he's some random guy and he picks up a gun and points it at the face of a man who could kill him without lifting a finger because maybe his kids are all super powerful psychics but they're also KIDS and maybe reigen has never had a single friend in his entire life and maybe he didn't know he even had it in him to care about people but it'll be a cold day in hell before he lets anyone hurt mob. he's some random guy and he walks headfirst into a tornado spun into being by the most powerful psychic in the world, who has already thrown several other powerful psychics out of the way like they're toys, and he tells serizawa - his only protection - to stay behind and he charges straight towards this beacon of mass destruction that no one has been able to even slow down. because maybe reigen is just some random guy who accidentally fell headfirst into the world of espers, but mob is just a kid. and reigen, just some random guy, stops him in his tracks, holds his wrists with his bare hands, and admits that he's always been just some guy. he's just some random guy. but he still cares about mob, even though he's certain mob will hate him.

and then it's all over, and reigen is just some random guy who got sucked into the world of psychics by chance, and he's never been cared about by anyone before, but now he has the most powerful people in the world all in his office throwing him a surprise birthday party because despite everything, despite knowing who he really is, they didn't reject him. he's only here by chance, because he happened to have a poster in the right place at the right time, because mob happened to be looking at his surroundings, because he dropped his tea and mob was quick enough to catch it. he's here by accident, but there's nowhere else he'd rather be, even when he's one of the only ordinary people in a room full of psychics and he can't tell which one of them made him faceplant into his cake, even when they're making fun of him for crying, even when he stills feels so underserving because he's not an esper, he's not a hero - he's not even a good person - he's just some random guy

#the thing about reigen arataka is i was expecting him to be a haha silly funny pathetic little conman #but he is so ingenuine he has absolutely no idea who he is and he thinks he's such a godawful person no one could love him #but he still loves everyone around him and that's the one real thing about him. and everyone around him can clearly see that it's real #the thing about reigen arataka is that. what the heck why is number 1 twink/dilf / number 2 tumblr sexyman meme guy making me CRY #reigen arataka #mp100 #mp100 spoilers #hello grace here

[skullfacedfruitcakee]

Why can’t Gideon be a tumblr sexy man.

What a cruel website

#Gideon Nav #no matter what‚︎ she will always be MY number one tumblr sexy man ♥️ #tlt #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #gtn #tumblr sexyman #tumblr sexymen poll #tumblr sexyman poll

[danidarkarts]

A drawing of sans I did based on @cozylittleartblog ‘s drawing of SSC

Thank yooooou ^u^

^ Commissions Page ^

#danidarkarts #my art #artist on tumblr #sans undertale #megalovania #number one tumblr sexyman apperantly XD #I swear to god I made this a week before this went down #what the fuck happened XDD #I’ll probably make some art for this cause it’s fucking hilarious

[abesetacringe]

is your lamet designs based on Chicago?

I'm pretty sure Marie happened to accidentally be a less thoughtful version of Roxie, but Claude and couple of other characters I've never posted all have different vibes and have nothing to do with Chicago😭😭😭 so guess it's just Marie (and Monique, but she has that bob hair in og, so I don't know if that counts?)

#actually claude was extremely influenced by one single “money” number from cabaret #or jack splatter from amr and musical version of edward hyde #and he's really tumblr sexyman coded (i have no respecr for this pimp)

[milimoe]

Girl help i dreamed there was an irl tumbr sexymen convention and the polls would be voted there live and shown on big screens and wars would break out

#it was the absolute worst #ppl would come in tumblr sexymen cosplays and they would start fights with each other for the number one tumblr sexyman #it was like dashcon but instead of a ballpit #there were just these voting booths #and the zcores would be shown on a screen #and all hell broke loose #sans cosplayers fighting with the oncelers #bill ciphers fighting with komaedas #mili talks

[mudstoneabyss]

Carlos once they finally defeat Lubelle

#alternatively thats Carlos after Cecil gives him the #number one tumblr sexyman crown he earned #im obsessed with jerma dancing gifs #joyousposting

[cakercanart]

Is this really the line in the sand? Is the definition of tumblr sexyman really the hill you’re all going to die on? What happened to aligning with the chaotic? What happened to the rule of funny? If you voted Cecil you’re dead to me

#/j obviously #mp100 #tumblr sexymen poll #we all know sans is winning it all in the end #so the semifinals is what really matters #I think a tumblr sexyman should be any character who’s fanbase is deranged enough to make him so #and reigen ‘number one twink and dilf’ arataka is definitely one of them #so what are you going to do? #fight to preserve the old guard? #or allow a new sexyman to push the envelope #before getting curb stomped into the ground by a skeleton

[down-thedrain]

reached post limit but yes the meme is way too accurate. have sam undertale as my apologizes

SAM UNDERTALEJSNBDKESHRJWNFB

#ENOUGHHHHHHHHH #can't believe i'm mutuals with the number one tumblr sexyman <33333333 love wins or smth idk #posts in a drainage system

[annabelle--cane]

"we voted a faceless character as tumblr's number one sexyman" false. cecil HAS a face, we just haven't seen it and thus all have to guess. the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home, however,

#wtnv #cecilsweep #unreality cw #marina marvels at life

[fruityweirdo]

second (lazy) contribution to Joe Hills propaganda

#hermitblr #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #vote for joe hills! #joe hills #let him win!!!! #joe number one tumblr sexyman!!!!!!

[unpretty]

I want cecil to win so badly now. like I didn't care about this before and I haven't listened to night vale in years but I need this. it would be funny. and he deserves it

i did not even give half a shit about the sexyman polls but when i voted cecil in round three and saw he was only beating the anime meme boy by 2 points i was so offended it turned me into a monster. i did not expect him to hold his own against reigen but it's been an hour and they've been at 50/50 for the last thousand votes. i want desperately to make this happen. do you understand how funny it would be. when twitter voted for their idea of what a tumblr sexyman is they voted out cecil in round one. they cannot conceive of a sexyman who looks however the hell you want. they need their sexyman to be real and defined and not completely made up by everyone who loves him. they don't get it. we love shit that doesn't exist. we love build-a-blorbo. even onceler only obtained his sexyman status by becoming an infinite number of characters that never came close to existing in canon. i simply cannot imagine anything funnier than "the winner of the true tumblr sexyman competition is the guy twitter ignored because they weren't on tumblr".

#original #i was supposed to be asleep hours ago #but i can't stop refreshing

[mcytblrsexymen]

thanks for playing!

(an image ID is under the cut, as well as in the image description. the artists credits and their social media links are also listed under the cut - go check them out!)

hey y'all. we've been quiet a bit. that being said, we have one last thing before we get this event behind us.

this was a really special thing to be a part of. what started as a silly joke we didn't think would get very far ended up being a cultural event within the fandom. thousands of votes, participation from everyone, a thing we'll never forget. we can't express enough how exciting it was to be a part of everything. we, the mods, had a fantastic time with everything. a once-in-a-lifetime kind of experience, you know?

but it wasn't us that made this what it was. it was you all.

we just want to say, from the bottoms of our hearts: thank you. thank you for all the campaigning - for a while, it was practically all we could see. thank you for all the fic - we have a canonized ao3 tag, that's wild. thank you for all the art - several fandoms were practically revitalized by this and it was beautiful to watch. thank you to the ccs who went along with the bit - it was a delight to have you playing in here with us. thank you for the stories you told with this. for the narratives you created. for alliances we would have never seen coming, for betrayals, and most of all for being here, together, doing this. thank you all so much for making this what it was.

anyway, so this art is my thanks to everyone. i commissioned a number of artists from as many different fandoms involved as i could find in hopes of capturing some of the chaotic energy of what might be some of the single most insane two weeks of my life. (and click on the piece so tumblr compression doesn't ruin it - there are SO MANY FANTASTIC DETAILS to look at!)

cheers, everyone. thanks for playing. you've made something special that i don't think we could ever create again, and it was a moment to remember.

<3, second and the sexyman mod team.

ART CREDITS:

confetti @bdoubleowo: goodtimeswithscar, technoblade, ldshadowlady, scott smajor

genesis frog @aroaceacacia: joe hills, saintstarling, itssubz, rtgame, composition, lighting/shading adjustments

siren @chronophobica: zombiecleo, grian, ranboo, tubbo

fluffy @fluffy-papaya: pixlriffs, vikingpilot, zloyxp, rythian

colten @malewifeph1lza: slimecicle, captainsparklez, jschlatt, dream, illumina

kish @kishdoodles and brynn @brynnticus: docm77, aimsey, mythicalsausage, orionsound, clownpierce, eddie the rabbit, owenjuicetv, seapeekay, ashswag, lighting/shading adjustments

td @paradoxalriven: quackity, ethoslab, stage

thank you <3

image ID: a portrayal of the mcytblr sexyman competition, as done by seven different artists, each with their own artstyle. it portrays many mcyters crowded around a stage, onto which a spotlight shines on the finalists. scar and joe are posing at each other in competition. to the right, quackity is climbing onto the stage, boosted by etho. around the stage there are a number of additional mcyters; technoblade, ldshadowlady, scott smajor, saintstarling, itssubz, rtgame, zombiecleo, grian, ranboo, tubbo, pixlriffs, vikingpilot, zloyxp, rythian, slimecicle, captainsparklez, jschlatt, dream, illumina, docm77, aimsey, mythicalsausage, orionsound, clownpierce, eddie the rabbit, owenjuicetv, seapeekay, and ashswag can all be seen cheering on contestants, talking to each other, and watching the competition. there are additional nondescript shadows around the stage in the background, implying an even larger crowd. the image also has the logo for the competition on it.

#mcytblr sexyman #mcyt #hermitcraft #dream smp #lifesteal smp #dominion smp #empires smp #trafficblr #joe hills #goodtimeswithscar #quackity #it feels rude to tag everyone else who is not focal so i will not #but they're all in there!