#of course she was blonde

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 6 #the bye bye sky high iq murder case #that cute ditzy blonde is the biggest audience surrogate on this show #columbo literally falls into her lap and she just giggles and flirts with him. the only correct course of action

[astaraels]

why do people think Yevgeny wasn't Mickey's son? in 3x06 there was clearly no condom used (not that Terry probably would have let Svetlana stop to get one), but there's no reason to think she wasn't using condoms with her regular clients. it's not Svetlana's fault that she was a tool used to rape Mickey—the sole blame for everything that happens in that entire situation belongs to Terry Milkovich and him alone—so why does it feel like it's just another way for people to shit on Svetlana for something that wasn't in her control? it's not as though she'd asked to get pregnant in the first place...

#stop giving svetlana shit just because terry was one of her clients—between him and sasha do you really think she had a chance to say no? #her attitude towards mickey is s4 is very easy to understand when you think about the fact that a) she's his age or maybe a year older #b) she is a person who knows she has to take what life gives her and make the best of bad situations #c) her entire future rests (so she thinks) on her and mickey making their marriage work and he was absorbed in ian (which the audience gets #but svet has no context for) and thus her feeling threatened is very understandable because mickey also won't stand up to his father #so yeah of course svet is gonna see terry as the one person who will put things the way they're supposed to be #but! it's after mickey comes out and he and ian fight everyone in the bar that she realizes mickey could be an ally to her #and she extends a hand in friendship because they're both stuck in this situation and yeah of course she wants him to stop being stupid #about yev—as she puts it “baby did not choose this either” which leads me to think she understands mickey's situation a little better now #but yev looks so much like mickey and has those big blue eyes of his (also evidence for baby mickey being blond) #I get that the whole child from rape thing isn't fun for mickey to have to deal with but women have to go through it all the time—like Svet #okay rant over I'm sorry I'm just...it puts a bad taste in my mouth whenever I see it in fic or meta that yev can't *possibly* be mickey's #mickey milkovich #svetlana yevgenivna #yevgeny milkovich #shameless

[charaznablescanontoyota]

✐ al and rachel?

"you're staring," audrey says directly into his ear, deadpan, knocking the empty bottle of tequila into his shoulder.

al barely hears her over the throb of the music, but registers enough to know he's being made fun of. he feels heat rising to his face. blinks, for what feels like the first time in a minute.

the girl from the colosseum, the champion, is on the other end of the room. she's at least two heads taller than the gaggle of denizens around her; this, and the way her long hair whips around her face and shimmers in the shifting light of the dance floor makes it easy to stare. she's dancing, laughing, occasionally holding a conversation. she moves with the easy fluidity of a fighter or a gymnast, but positions her limbs like she isn't afraid to take up space. like she belongs here. like she fills the space she's in with intention.

al has no idea how long he's been watching her. he's felt somewhere to the left of himself for the brunt of it. but he'd probably be staring anyway, even if he wasn't half-dissociated. he hadn't noticed in the colosseum - there were too many things happening all at once - but this girl? the one who turned into a bear and a deer-thing and nearly eviscerated trish? she might be one of the prettiest girls he's ever seen.

that could also be the tequila talking. maybe. he does still have a buzz going.

"you should go dance with her," audrey yells, so close to his face that al can smell the alcohol on her breath.

"what? no!" he yells back. "why?"

"if you don't, i will," she says, tipping her chin up, half-serious-half-kidding.

"okay," al says, immediately pleased to take the out. "have fun."

"dude," audrey says. she doesn't need to elaborate. just the one word, accompanied by a hard shove to al's back, convey all the exasperation she needs to get across.

al yelps, very nearly tripping over his own feet. "i don't even know her name!"

"SO GO ASK HER," audrey shouts, so loud that some of the denizens near them hear it and turn their heads. the corner of the tequila bottle jabs against his spine.

al feels vaguely nauseous. there's no way to tell if it's all the shots or just the mortification creeping its way up his throat; he's a lot of things, but he is not a person who flirts. or a person who approaches girls with that kind of intent. still, he has the sense audrey might not let him live down anything less than a mission accomplished, and that's enough to make him stumble forwards.

if he embarrasses himself enough, he can only hope she'll come bail him out. since they're friends now. friends do that kind of thing, right?

#this ficlet brought to you by carly rae jepsen's dedicated. and made possible by viewers like tb #marn writes #interstitial infinity #slightly to the left of canon bc rachel wasn't in the casino car for All That. but like what if she was right #slowly realized over the course of writing this that rachel is also kind of audrey's type (blond prep with trauma) #al voice yeah that's okay. you can steal my girl. i mean she's not my girl. and i don't actually think we should be ascribing ownership to

[i-like-anything-water]

princess and the frog chloenette except it's princess and the bug.

Spoiled princess of the Bourgeois clan gets turned into a bee after being rude to an old man (Fu) and must find the cursed hair comb to turn her back. Or, well, you know find true love's kiss but she was single and stuck in Paris so....

She stumbles upon a party hosted by another rich person like her, Adrien Agreste! Son of famous designer Gabriel Agreste. Ooh, maybe he could work except...

She's gay.

Good thing Adrien seemed to have invited other rich people. There's even this cute blue haired girl whose smile is too cute and pretty to miss. Chloe tried to look as decent as possible as a bee.

Almost getting killed by a book trying to squash her have deducted cute girl's pretty points but she was desperate and she doesn't wanna fly around trying to find a damn comb. Couldn't that old man just buy a new one?! She could buy him hundreds!

Blue haired girl stops trying to squish her - thank God - and listens. She's not believing her so she has no choice but to pull out the big guns.

Money.

Chloe doesn't know if she should be disappointed or not that this seemed to waver the girl's response. How idiotic of her to think...that...true love....no, she saw what happened to her parents.

Anyways, enough moping. Cute girl already said yes so she puckers up. Hey, at least it came with a kiss from a cute girl right?

They kissed and Chloe feels herself buzzing intensely and there's glitter everywhere and something shiny and-

A fucking ladybug stares at her. Oh, shit.

#chlonette #chloenette #chloe bourgeois #marinette dupain cheng #the bee and bug designs are kinda similar to the kwamis except it's more color accurate #and they have wings #lmao #blonde princess is rude to people sho she gets squashed like a bug. literally #it's a happy ending of course #marinette gets to be a sugar baby only after becoming a bug #chloe is still rich and not disowned here like patf #but she's also going to be such a simp she wouldn't mind (well mostly) living a peaceful life with mari

[autism-swagger]

Honestly forget about shipping and plot lines and all that. My main hope for Cobra Kai season 6 is that Tory's hair will finally remain consistent for the entire season.

#I have no issue with her hair changing from season to season #BUT CAN YOU AT LEAST KEEP IN CONSISTENT OVER THE COURSE OF ONE???? #ideal hair for her: season 5 hair BUT with her roots grown out. barking #way too many people are forgetting that she's not a natural blonde #Tory tag #og fandom post tag #cobra kai #tory nichols

[crown-ov-horns]

Now that I started writing Hellfire, this gifset makes me think of Cordelia and Lucy...

Lucy's nature is the same as her father's (though, she wouldn't be referred to as the Antichrist until Michael retires or dies). Her powers are dark, destructive and hardly measurable. Even as a young adult, they may be difficult to control, especially in a rage, or some other emotional outburst.

I can easily imagine Cordelia cradling her in a sea of bodies.

"I don't know what happened... Mommy, I didn't mean to-..."

"Shhh, it's okay. It's okay."

She has always been hard on Lucy, knowing her violent tendencies must be curbed. The world might not survive otherwise... But, in the end, no matter how much blood she spills, nor what she renders to ash, Cordelia will always protect her daughter.

Question is, whether Lucy's wrath was deserved or not.

#ahs #american horror story #ahs apocalypse #cordelia goode #sarah paulson #billie lourd #hellfire #ahs fanfiction #ahs fanwork #horror fandom #lucy langdon #ahs fandom #billie is not lucy's faceclaim like i said lucy is blonde #i feel like i'm spoiling cordelia's survival but hell i didn't tag her death #this gifset just reminds me of the dynamic #why do i suspect she gave her dad's surname to spite fiona #and because of politics of course #lucy isn't scared of the darkness within her but her mom taught her not to kill without reason #i do feel like cordelia would be so much harder on her antichrist baby than she wanted to be #but in the end she'd always protect her child #ahs edit #my gifs #my gifset #my edit #sarah paulson edit #billie lourd edit #diary pages

[ariesbilly]

no but actually post season 3 where billy ends up in a coma after starcourt and wakes up and remembers every awful thing he had to do and hes shaking with sobs remembering heather and her being his first victim when all she wanted to do was help him and he feels so guilty about it and max is like “no heather made it, shes alive” and billy doesnt believe her until heather comes walking in with steve and robin (there is much to explain, bills been out a while) 

and at first billys relieved to see her alive but also doesnt want her anywhere near him because hes afraid he’ll hurt her again etc etc but heather just crawls into the hospital bed with him and holds him and reassures him shes fine and its over and theyre gonna be okay now and just.... best friends <3

#and then heathers there at the hospital all the time helping him out with physical therapy and whatnot when max cant be there cuz school #and eventually steve and robin start coming over too #and of course billy cannot hide his crush on steve no matter how hard he tries and heathers connecting the dots #and she and robin are already a thing #so theyre gossiping about their gay besties behind their backs placing bets on whos gonna be less of an idiot and make the first move #maybe a little scheming and scamming to push the timeline along cuz GOD heather and robin are gonna die of old age at this rate before #either of them do anything #nothing but respect for MY fruity four #WAIT AND IF HEATHER SHOWED UP BLONDE #AND BILLY TEASES HER LIKE 'WHAT? YOU TRYING TO BE ME?' #AND HEATHERS LIKE 'SOMEONE HAD TO TAKE THE MANTLE OF BITCHY BLONDE WHILE YOU WERE OUT' #them <3

[lonesomedotmp3]

im sorry but that guy from the summer I turned pretty is giving nothing but serial killer in every mean girls promotional piece I've seen like omg dude can you be like the slightest bit charming

#the only one I look at and am like wow that's perfect is the girl playing gretchen I know she's going to slay that... #of course I think renee will do well because she was her on broadway for so many years the platinum blonde hair is just so. not regina to m #saying all of this as someone who watched mean girls one years ago and didn't even like it this is all vibes #and of COURSE my friend honor is there I'll enjoy seeing her but she'll always just be honor to me...

[superloves4]

Curufin and Tyelko reflect on how to deal with explaining the kinslayings to their daughters.

Introducing my oc's:

Post-reembodiment Curufinrod baby: Italmë* Ríëlairë (I'm naming the way I did when I was ten, by putting things together and hoping the dictionary is correct! It should mean Sparkling Blessing, and Summer Crown)

Everyday someone thanks Eru for the fact that she wasn’t born in the first age, girlie is feral! If Tyelpe is the best parts of Curufin and Finrod then she is the worst of them, but for everyone’s well being she was also born when Curufin and Finrod are at their best and most stable so instead of murder and destruction she is merely mischievous.

Curufin is rather upset that neither of his kids got his eyes.

(*: Father name slightly pending, my original idea was Italinquë, the Ita being non-negociable as it's meant to be a connection to Itarille/Idril, but linquë could be hyacinth, grass or wet, and while I think I could argue for grass I don't think I can for wet, other options being: Itarinya, Itelena/Italena, and Ithilmë)

And Post-reembodiment Aretyel baby: Mírestel Áraiel (should be Precious Hope, and Daughter of Dawn)

Aredhel and Tyelko fully decided not to get married (yes I am disregarding LaCE) and everyone got very confused when they anounced they were expecting (and Turgon very violent)

The birth gets Aredhel emotional because her whole family is with her this time.

Áraiel has a mean look, and considering Maeglin and Tyelko, a lot of people on first meeting think she’s a cruel person but she’s really nice and helps keep Riëlairë in check, again she is getting her parents at their best and stable, but she’s also getting Maeglin at his best and stable and so she really likes her older brother.

(This prompts her to become a smith which leads Tyelko to joke that Curvo is stealing his kids, plural)

Also, everyone decides on very special and meaningful names meanwhile Curvo just pulls a Nerdanel and goes "Look at my baby, it's the most beautiful baby, everyone should just look at the baby I made!"

Better background and no writing under the cut:

#silmarillion #curufinrod #curufin/finrod #curufin #celegorm #tyelkormo #aretyel #aredhel/tyelko #feanorians #everyone expected Maeglin to take it badly #but he’s doing better mentally and he and Feanor had a good talk about half-sibs #the one that actually ended needing some time was Tyelpe #like ‘why does she gets the stability i never had??’ #he does come around of course #he just needed some cathartic cries with his dads #feanor absolutely claims he has 6 grandkids #fingolfin protests loudly #teen Rie’s hair looks like blond Merida #my ocs #oc #ocs #how does anyone color on procreate??? i feel like dying #my art #aredhel/celegorm

[daisychainsandbowties]

casper have u seen willow??

i have not actually🥺🥺 it’s literally a miracle if i watch anything. and i am admittedly very tired of liking things that just get cancelled.

it did look gay though 😌🫵🏳️‍🌈 i was VERY fond of a few book series with similar girl-knight/princess-who’s-a-prince sort of dynamics 🥰💖💖 there’s an inherent homoeroticm to armour and swords and running from the throne to have gay sex or whatever

#i am however working on a warrior nun Knight’s Tale au #i think ava should get to be heath ledger pretty & idk maybe with shitty dyed-blonde hair w split ends #i think she should do jousting with lilith & fight in a melee with bea & probably get shot by cam at some point 🥰🥰 #and be a knight and so handsome and probably wet with blood & sweat #smth smth bea helping her into her armour as gay sex. and then gay sex of course #anon

[raspberry-beret]

Film Weekend - Legally Blonde (2001)

Sorority girl Elle Woods goes to Harvard Law school to win back her ex-boyfriend. In the process, she disproves blonde stereotypes, combines intellectual studies and her strong, feminine personality and becomes a successful lawyer.

"I don't need back-ups. I'm going to Harvard."

#my post #capsule wardrobe #capsule #fashion #style #minimalism #minimalist wardrobe #minimalist fashion #black #pink #summer #y2k #film weekend #legally blonde #elle woods #added in the black parts to show the parts where she was trying to 'serious' herself #before she realized she could be herself of course #the fashion in this movie is very 2000s but so yummy

[softquietsteadylove]

Helloo, the 10 things about you Au was soo cute, i loved it. Could you do a part 2, pretty please 😁🩷.

"Princess?"

Thena bristled as soon as she heard it, as much as she tried to pretend she hadn't.

"Thena," Gilgamesh frowned, leaning over her shoulder while she tried to remain inconspicuous on the stairs. He nudged her, "Thena, what are you doing here?"

She pursed her lips, "I'm so sorry that my mere presence has interfered with your evening."

"Hey," Gil barked in protest, moving to sit with her despite the other party goers loitering around them. He crouched down one step below her, looking up at that scowl-y face of hers. "Really, Thena, I thought this wasn't really your scene, so what're you doing here?--at Ikaris'?"

She huffed, looking around them and so visibly uncomfortable she might as well have been hissing at him. "Sersi."

Gil tilted his head, awaiting further explanation. Thena squished herself even closer to the banisters as some guy came trudging down the stairs, practically kneeing her in the face.

Gil tripped him, sending him tumbling the rest of the way down.

She glared at him, "Gilgamesh!"

"Come on," he grumbled, pulling her up and out the front door by the hand.

"What are you doing?" she sniped at him, fighting him the few steps it took them to get out of the overcrowded and deafening house party.

"Getting some air," he frowned, pulling her with him until they could have some semblance of peace and quiet. "My question remains: what are you doing?"

Thena pulled herself out of his grasp, but she didn't sprint back to the house, or even down the front walkway. She leaned on the railing of the massive wrap-around deck. "Sersi wanted to come. She was hoping Dane would be here, but-"

"I mean," Gil pulled out his phone, "I'm pretty sure he was hoping for the same. At least last he texted me."

Thena looked back at the house forlornly. "I was afraid Ikaris would spot her and make his move."

"Ikaris?" Gil couldn't help but look at her with a frown. Ikaris was their age, and he couldn't imagine young Sersi even having an opportunity to get close to the infamous flirt that was Ikaris. "And Sersi?"

Thena pulled her cardigan tighter around herself as a summer breeze came along. "He tried to date me at one time."

Gil felt as if his eyebrows would rise clean off his face. For all the reasons Thena had to viscerally despise Ikaris, he wouldn't have guessed that one. Although he supposed that was just one more reason to hate the guy's guts.

Thena shrugged it off as best she could, "there was nothing serious about it, just a hunter looking for his prize. But after he figured out I wasn't interested in what he was offering...he turned his attentions to Sersi."

Gil nodded, trying to wrap his head around the tangled web encircling the sisters seemingly trying to mind their own business. He stepped closer to her, "that so?"

Thena either didn't notice him getting closer to her, or didn't mind it. His guess was the former. "I understand why she fell for his charms--the attentions of an older boy, someone everyone thinks is so cool. It's not as if I am immune to flattery. I once thought... "

Fuck this guy.

Thena shook her head, deciding she was done with that train of thought. She put her more steely expression back on, covering up the vulnerability that had started surfacing within her. "He is unfortunately proficient in seduction. And I would hate for my sister to fall victim to his false promises."

Seriously, fuck this guy. Gil agreed, pulling his hands out of his jeans pockets, "y'know, people do say that I was in juvie all of last year. If you want I'm sure I could, uh, teach him a thing or two."

Thena laughed--actually, fully laughed. But it was hard to feel laughed at when it was such a nice one. "Careful, Gilgamesh, or I'll ask you to follow through on that."

"Well," he shrugged, "maybe I would."

Thena looked at him, although it was just in time to find his arms reaching around her. "What're you-?!"

"Relax, Princess, relax," he soothed as he settled his hoodie on her bony little shoulders. "And don't even try to pretend you're not fuckin' freezing."

She looked pretty ready to do just that until another breeze passed by. She clamped her lips shut, although the slight purse to them told him that she wasn't happy about it. But she did look awfully cute, swallowed up by his massive hoodie around her lithe little frame.

Gil stayed relatively close, but also a safe distance away. Enough that she could give him a good hard shove if she wanted to. And knowing what he knew of Princess so far, he was sure she would have no problem doing so if she wanted.

"You said people 'say' you were in juvie."

He looked at her, unable to hide that he was intrigued by her striking up a conversation for herself. "Yeah?"

"So," she looked up at him, the moonlight bouncing off those stupid green eyes of hers. "Where were you really?"

He looked around, rubbing the back of his neck. He almost wished he had found some of those beers which had drawn him here in the first place. Why hadn't he?

Oh, right--so that if he ended up running into Princess here, he could prove he was sober enough to drive her home.

"I have an uncle who lives in the next state over," Gil nodded his head vaguely, tugging at the sleeves of his t-shirt. It was a lightly chilly summer night, but her bird-boned-ladyship obviously needed his sweater more than him. "He messed up his leg and needed help around the house. So I went and stayed with him all last year."

Thena looked genuinely surprised, drifting closer with her arms wrapped around herself. "Why do you let people make you out to be this terrible horror, then?"

He raised his chin up at her, "why do you let people think you're a bitter harpy?"

Thena didn't even blink, and while he didn't feel good about the remark, he had unfortunately heard much worse to describe her. "I am."

"You are not."

"And you would know?"

"I think I know you better than you want me to," Gil rose to her challenge, as well as physically stepped in closer again. He could tell that she had used some sweet smelling shampoo before coming to the party. Or maybe it was perfume? He grinned, "Princess."

She glared at him for the pet name again, but they were a lot closer than they were a second ago. Her eyes bounced around his face, "are you really going to keep calling me that?"

His eyes drifted down to her lips and stayed there, "what should I call you?"

"You..." she paused, her eyes dashing away as the front door opened behind him. "Sersi!"

Gil turned as well, although he had to admit he was more annoyed at the interruption than he was happy to see the two stumbling through the door mid-makeout. He rolled his eyes, "really, dude?"

"Th-Thena!" Sersi gasped, parting from Dane with her lip colour all over his paler skin. "I was-!"

"Coming home," Thena finished, grabbing her sister and prying her away from her lover-boy, "before Father has us both deported to a nunnery."

"Bye Dane!" Sersi at least managed to wave as Thena dragged her away, presumably in the direction of her car. "Bye Gil!"

Gil returned the friendlier sister's wave. He saw Thena's head twitch in his direction but refuse to bridge the gap to look back at him. He sighed.

Dane cleared his throat, sheepishly shuffling over to him as he swiped Sersi's evidence off his cheeks and lips. "S-Sorry, Gil, I didn't-"

"Don't worry about it," Gil chuckled, although he may have slapped the back of Dane's shoulder harder than he really needed to. "I owe you one."

"Owe me?" Dane blinked, watching Gil watch the sisters until they were completely out of sight. "For...?"

Gil slipped his hands back into his jeans pockets with a smirk, "I gotta get my sweater back somehow."

#Thenamesh 10 Things AU #young love how it alters the brain #and ha I did manage to fit in pompous Ikaris and his entitlement #again with some altered details #because the plot of that film is insane #anyway Gil really does come to this party just because he hears there's free beer of course #but then Dane texts him and says that he's pretty sure Sersi said that she would be there #which means Thena has to #and suddenly Gil turns away every bottle shoved in his face #looking and looking and looking for a head of platinum blonde #and soon he's not even there for the party #he has to find her #and when he does #and he sees her sitting on those steps #boi shifts gears fast is what I'm saying #Thena gets Sersi all the way to the car #tosses her in #climbs in the driver's seat and tells her to clean herself up #lest Father brand them both with scarlet letters and send them to boarding school until graduation #Thena's graduation at least #and Sersi says fine but she's the one wearing Gil's hoodie #Thena tells her to shut it...and reapply her lipgloss for fuck's sake

[starryluminary]

THAT BITCH THERE WAS A DELUXE FUCKING HELL

#THAT #SHE #GODDAMIT I ALREADY BOUGHT THE STANDARD #goddamn blonde making me lose my mind #lovingly of course. I respect her and everything she does #taylor swift #Starry speaks

[thedevotionaltour]

karen is MY special white woman. my problematic fave. because i understand why she sucks. i think in order to be allowed to be a karen fan you have to actually understand why she sucks. if you don't understand why she sucks then you're a bad karen fan i think.

#i think one of fhe reasons i dont like many of her fans and what made me feel :| about liking her at first is her many like. #unconditional supporters i think. and i get it. a lot of it comes from how misogynistic ppl are about her. but like. she also sucks mega bad #this is also mostly show fans. not many ppl are talking about her in a comic context. but it's like. #there is a difference from defending her from the very real misogyny against her VS defending her every move #the same way there is a big difference between critiquing her and analyzing her as a character vs straight up misogynist hate #but it's like. oughhhhh not enough of you get her. to be fair despite my jokes i know i cant claim to mega understand her either #but i think i give a lot more thought than some others do about her. #also all her wrongs are honest to god equivalent to many other male characters in this series in terms of ''''Bad Person''''. #but we get more of a focus on it bc she is the love interest. #but like. foggy is also deeply ableist to matt too. and rude as a friend to him for a long time. #and matt sucks so bad himself. and is /deeply/ misogynist for a long time in comics. #they all have their faults and when i think about that im like it really is no sin to like her. bc many other characters in terms of the #things people very validly crit about her. not many others of this cast are better! #and it's fine. bc it's who they are as people in their story. bc this is how real life often is and of course they will not hold the same #beliefs as you the real person who can often know better than them. due to also living in a very different time period from their creations #+ where most of these runs take place. #OKAY IM DONE TLDR I like karen! she sucks! but so does everyone else in this series! so i have let myself learn it is fine #but also. ohhhhh my beef with show karen. very different from my beef with comics karen. i have a lot of very specific beef with show karen #but also. a lot of that comes less from her as a character (MAJORITY OF THE TIME. DEFINITELY TIMES WHERE IT IS OF HER OWN AS A CHARACTER BUT #STILL IMPACTED BY) THE. HM. ATTITUDES OF THAT WRITING ROOM. THE VERY PISS POOR RACIST ATTITUDES OF THAT WRITING ROOM. #so trust me. trust me i doooooo understand the hate. but there is still a hefty majority of misogyny fueled hate about her instead of her #actual character flaws and the beliefs she has and holds and acts on. #but oh a karen lover who hates elektra in show well it makes me wish that blond woman would get laser shot. #but that is besides the point. point is i love comics karen and i think it's interesting to analyze and view her #my romance comic leading lady trapped in a cape comic<\3 #static.soundz

[freebooter4ever]

my biggest complaint is that i wanted blonde workaholic dude to be charmed and fall in love with her so penelope has some experience before colin suddenly decides to change his mind. colin is such a mess i still don't like him :( how are we supposed to believe that he really loves her? he was so mean before :(

Anyway watching this show does make me regret that i never actually experienced requited Love in the romantic sense. now that penelope has been 'fixed' magically by a new dress and better hairdos, the only character left to identify with is the blonde workaholic whose name i cant even remember

#bridgerton liveblog #i was watching interviews with nicola #and they of course put her on the spot and asked if she had advice for wallflowers #and she naturally gave the canned answer of Just Pretend Confidence And Believe In Yourself #which doesnt help the depressed among us with our self worth lower than dirt 🙃 #so i didnt have high hopes for this season and i was right #i am disappointed that the only person who saw her even when she was a wallflower - blonde dude - rejected her so quick #i am disappointed that she had to change dirastically for colin to wake up

[seilon]

having the sudden realization that the suite life (+ on deck) put me through a bisexual crisis way before i fully considered not being straight and i just. chose to ignore it

#kibumblabs #that’s actually so funny the more I think about it #like seriously. one of my first and biggest tv crushes was absolutely undoubtedly brenda song and like??? #I KNEW it wasn’t like. an idolization thing. or ‘I wanna be her’ thing. I just thought she was sososososo pretty and cute and funny #and I mean. fair judgment and I stand by it. but yeah that started when I was like too young to even really know about the concept #of bisexuality or even homosexuality really I just couldn’t fully grasp it #but anyway cut to a few years later in middle school during the suite life on deck’s run #over the course of that show the boys (along with other younger cast members) were teenagers and visibly aged quite a bit over that time #from like. quirky 15 year olds to attractive nearly-young-adults (note: I was like 13-14ish I think) #and over that period of time cody/cole sprouse grew into a pretty blonde white twink and. full disclosure. very predictable #type of boy for me to be into. like. throughout my whole life. #and it was weird cause I didn’t start the show with any interest in anyone in that kinda way including him but suddenly it was like oh. okay #EXCEPT #for. brenda song. which I just. tried not to think about??? #there was no conscious thought behind it I just kinda shoved that down like haha I’m sure that was Nothing #I don’t THINK this is the case but god I hope my taste in boys didn’t get embedded in me via cody suitelife #I’m pretty sure I’ve always just had a thing for twinky pretty boys but. it makes you think #I just finished part 1 of keyan carlisle’s suite life recaps and I’m on the second one this is why I’m thinking about this #very intentionally ignoring the fact that late suite life on deck cody looks vaguely like a teenage seilon we’re NOT unpacking that