#oh no we aren’t together

[ineffableaddiction]

Aziraphale and Crowley, expertly hiding their relationship from an angel sitting directly in front of them while an amnesiac archangel is somewhere in the building

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #oh no we aren’t together #we aren’t friends we’re on opposite sides #hey hun let’s go have a quick chat about the car #am i still watching our bookshop while you take our car to Edinburgh

[killa-trav]

inseparable

#oh my god these are stuck together now aren’t they #scenes when jb seb n hanna announce a throuple via here we go man #sebastian vettel #jenson button #sebson #goodwood 2023

[only-one-brain-cell]

I MISSED SPENCER AND PENELOPE WORKING TOGETHER

Emily: well leave you to it

Spencer: let’s start with E

Pen: are you flirting with me?

Spence: 🤨

Pen: cause E happens to be my favourite vowel

#criminal minds #criminal minds 13x13 #spencer reid #penelope garcia #the writers are like well we aren’t going to give them proper partners so let’s just make them platonical soulmates #I need platatonic fanfiction of these two just doing thing together #like shopping or ACTUALLY GOING TO THE CONVENTION #omg fake dating AU where Pen tried to make Kevin jealous at the convention and ask Spence to be hee fake boyfriend #but they don’t actually fall in love because at this point in the CM timeline Spencer was having weekly phone calls to his girlfriend #oh I’m sorry his ‘doctor’ not that she’s not a doctor she is but they were way passed just doctor and patient

[comixandco]

my favourite part of season 5 is still the reveal that Gabriel and Tomoe thought Adrien and Kagami made the perfect pair and wanted them to be together because it completely flips their relationship

Kagami and Adrien sneaking around and finding the slightest gaps in their schedule and giving their bodyguards/parents the slip to spend time together and feeling so clever that they’ve gotten away with it their parents don’t suspect a thing

only to smashcut to Gabriel and Tomoe doing an evil pound it because their ship is canon

#miraculous ladybug #ml s5 #gabriel agreste #tomoe tsurugi #adrien agreste #kagami tsurugi #it’s the illusion of free choice™ #it was a very clever plan tbf like if they told them to date it would be awkward and forced. but put them in the same room together and see #what happens… let them think it was all their idea… boom success! #then the next step is saying ‘yes i only just found out you’ve been dating kagami and i have decided to give you my permission to date her- #what do you mean you broke up a month ago and your dating the baker girl who made a hat for me one time?’ #on the flipside though it probably wouldn’t have worked out in the long run bc kagami likes the thrill of a secret forbidden romance like #that’s partially what drove her to felix imo so if tomoe said one day ‘it’s come to my attention you’re dating the agreste boy. i approve o #of this match and have organised a date for you two on friday.’ you Know kagami would immediately go #‘oh no.. okay um so now i’m kind of feeling that everything about him that was attractive to me before isn’t really there anymore…’ #also on the flipside like looking at it on a more deeper/serious level like it just goes to show how much control tomoe and gabriel have o #er their kids to the point that they would be willing to manipulate them into a relationship and then when #the two of them tried and realised it wasn’t working. instead of admitting they don’t know their children as well as they think they do #or acknowledging that their children are actual people who have their own feelings that don’t always match their parents #or coming to terms that their children aren’t extensions of their legacy and will that they can puppet however they want #instead they say ‘okay we tried the hands off way now we’ll just have to force them’

[toushindai]

You know what they should’ve done if they were really committed to this idea that abandoned mine locations reflect major surface settlement locations. They should’ve put abandoned mines at some of the locations destroyed by the Calamity. Tabantha Abandoned Mine. Shadow Abandoned Mine. I was gonna say Deya Abandoned Mine but the Deya Village Ruins are too wet for that. But my point stands. I just think that would be eerie.

#I did experience the emotion ‘what the fuck do you mean Tarrey Mine I only invented this place six years ago’ but #you could point to the goddess statue there and suppose that there was a settlement there in the past #I just think it would be neat! If depths lore had any kind of consistency! #instead of being halfheartedly slapped together in support of easier generation and easier navigation #totk spoilers #lozbotwtotk #Don’t get me started on the statutes pointing at the central mine. ‘there must have been a race of people living underground!’ #and then never mentioned again. #hey what the f. what the fuck HAPPENED to them then. hello? excuse me? #oh we aren’t telling that story? all right.

[cerealmonster15]

man 9 times outta 10 i do not wanna hear Gamer Takes from people who do not play the game they’re talking about lol. Like sure here’s a way to be subjective and nuanced about it but often times People Are Not. But god they sure think they know what they’re talking about lol

#I work in gamedev and it is. Frustrating LOL #this isnt even about a game I work on #but like god damn #people will see a bad weak ass take #and be like oh i don’t like or play that game but it’s getting dunked in so I will agree #gamers are frustrating but ppl that don’t even play the game are more annoying imo LOL #like why r u being like this. go do something else #SORRY just. fbfhjcnfjdhdhdjfgkng #or like when leaks come out and people are like #OMG WHY DOES IT LOOK SO BAD #because. it is unfinished leak. u ass. jdjcjcnfngngn that DID happen 2 where I work #talking to gamers is so 😬😬😬😬😬 sometimes #then talking to other gamedevs can be so healing. bc they understand. we complain together lol #like I’m kinda glad the games I work on rn aren’t talked about in the spaces I’m in #that’s a worry I have about when I one day switch companies #if I play something I do care about or is more talked about #I’m gonna have to see people talk about it. and be annoying 😭😭😭😭 #SORRY I woke up GRUMPY dndncjcnvjfjvnvv

[pacifistcowboy]

guys i really fucking like this guy i am so fucked.

he kept putting his arm around my shoulder today and at one point said something like “i should stop doing this ‘cus it gonna give the wrong idea” n i said “what” even tho i knew what he meant but then he got distracted with something and then afterwards CONTINUED to put his arm around my shoulder despite what he said. am i reaching right now or does that mean Something

also at one point he said i was blushing after he complimented me but i don’t think i was??? i feel like he just wanted to say that even if it wasn’t true?? even if i was blushing it’s kinda funky that he’d point it out and not in a way that sounded like he was uncomfortable??? idk? is that just me?? help???

i cannot stop thinking about how lovely it felt to have his arm around me and i am going to Lose It

#also we got lost in a cemetery together for two hours #which meant i ran out of time to do the actual drawing we were on the fuckin’ trip for #but unfortunately i found it worth it because i got to hang out with him n we feel a lil closer now. oh god i’m smitten aren’t i #i cANNOT TELL IF HE LIKES ME OR IF HE LIKE K N OW S I LIKE HIM OR MAYBE BOTH #I FEEL LIKE IT’S DEFINITELY AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE???? IDK

[better-call-mau1]

Sidious: “When my new apprentice Darth Vader arrives, he will...take care of you.” 😈😤😏

Nute Gunray and the Separatists, who apparently thought that being ‘taken care of’ by a Sith Lord meant something other than being sliced up: “Wow that sounds like fun! We’ll roll out the welcome wagon!” 😄🥳🤩

#Revenge of the Sith is probably my favorite movie of all time #and I watch it religiously #but that bit has started to crack me up #Sidious says it so menacingly too #and Nute is like “oh sure sounds fun! can’t wait to meet him! does he have any allergies because Poggle was gonna make some mini-muffins?” #PACK YOUR BAGS AND GTFO #WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO BE TAKEN CARE OF BY A SITH LORD #THE SITH ARE TYING UP LOOSE ENDS #YOU AND YOUR BROSKIS ARE ALL LOOSE ENDS #JUST A BUNCHA LOOSE ENDS HANGING OUT TOGETHER IN THE SAME ROOM #and I know they aren’t sympathetic characters #but Palps played them and Dooku and Grievous like fiddles #“Clone intelligence has reported that General Greivous is… yeah yeah yeah you just got off a holocall with him ya Loth-snake #(wtf even is “clone intelligence”…are they spies??? they’re the most dubious guys in the galaxy! they all look alike!) #sometimes I think about those deleted scenes where Padmé meets with Separatist leaders #and basically kickstarts the Rebel Alliance #makes me think about if Nute and some of those guys had lived and joined the Alliance…lots of comedic potential #Nute: “I feel like ‘Alliance to Restore the Republic’ isn’t a very inclusive name for our cause. I don’t want to restore the Republic.” #Padmé: “Well we’re gonna have better luck piecing the Republic back together than Count Dooku aren’t we?” #Grievous: *uncontrollable cough-sobbing* #revenge of the sith #darth sidious #anakin skywalker #star wars incorrect quotes #nute gunray

[stinkrascal]

marriage culture especially in the south is so fucking bizarre to me because i know people who have been together for less than a year before dropping 50k on one single day which they very obviously cannot afford but they shell out anyways because It’s My Special Day!! or whatever and then they move in together for the first time ever and fight constantly because as it turns out cohabiting with a person you’ve known for a total of 8 months comes with its fair share of surprise compatibility issues so now they’re 50k in the hole and theyre stuck with a man who doesnt understand it is commonplace to flush the toilet after usage and theyre all like “Marriage is so hard :/ You’ll understand one day when you get over the puppylove stage jaiden” motherfucker my partner and i have been together for six years and have been living together for five years, rest assured we cohabitate very well together, as it is that i learned my partner knows how to operate a bathroom very early in our relationship. this isn’t a marriage thing my dude this is the consequence of marrying someone you don’t know anything about

#it wouldn’t make me so mad if they didn’t try to delegitimize my relationship #just because we aren’t married #sorry i didn’t realize relationships weren’t serious unless you drop 50k on one day #also i’m just very against people marrying without even living together first like you are setting yourself up for failure #how is your 8 months more legitimate than my 6 years bro #oh well at least my boyfriend flushes the toilet #his dad’s side of the family is so fucking weird bro. we’ve been together 6 years and yet his aunt won’t even acknowledge me #because she thinks i’m some harlot for us living together?? IT HAS BEEN FIVE YEARS MOVE ON!!!

[knightoflove]

I wish all workers who have to work this christmas a very merry guilt trip their ass.

#we all came together and agreed that if anyone asked how our Christmas was going #we’d say something along the lines of ‘ I wish I could be with my family but oh well…’ #bITCH HOW DO YOU T H I N K ITS GOING #IM HERE!!! BECAUSE YOU ARE HERE!!! #gentle reminder: DONT SHOW UP TO THE FUCKING MOVIE THEATER ON CHRISTMAS #or at least don’t be surprised when the workers aren’t all smiles when you come in #trist.txt

[masseffect5]

really love rogue haella but i think she’s probably a cleric of lolth tbh

#i love the themes of faith in this game so i thought what if haella is so devout that harms her right #what if she was a bit of an outcast no matter how devoted she was no matter how much she debased herself in the name of lolth #her scars aren’t typical fire burn scars but rather corrosive venom from spiders in the underdark right #like no matter how much she loves she has this physical reminder that it’s never enough and that she will constantly be harmed #i don’t know how the acid incident happens but i think it happens when she’s younger and i think instead of harming her devotion #it increases it?? she’s like oh yes these scars are a testament to my love of the spider queen or w/e she says idk #whatever nickname lolth has #anyways eventually she gets disillusioned and leaves the under dark (don’t know how this happens yet bc as i’ve mentioned she is quite #devoted) #anyways she leaves the under dark and is so so so ashamed #of her scars her faith and her lingering fear of lolth #it’s fear and love ?? wrapped together #and she’s trying to figure out how to leave that behind?? but also can’t entirely do so #anyways spider trauma. this is how she relates to me. we both have spider trauma. #instead of unholy reverence with a health amount of fear maybe haella has always felt uncertain … and she has tried to overcompensate for it #but no matter how hard she tried it never appeased lolth LOLLL #i’m like trying to make sense but i don’t have a whole lot of dnd knowledge like i’m winging it #and uknow maybe she comes from a family that is EXTREMELY devoted & loyal to lolth #and haella has never been able to match it… or maybe she does but something Is Not Quite Right about her it

[amethysttribble]

That I’ve already made 1 post being annoyed with the Spy x Family fandom and I could easy make 2 more, is really quite telling

#it’s just everything I hate so much in one fandom: #over abundance of fluff for the sake of fluff (gag) and uninformed attempted at political takes (also gag) #the first one would be- #1) oh my god I didn’t realize how aro I saw Loid and Yor’s relationship until the UwU fluffy ship people got involved #THEIR DEVELOPMENT IS NO WHERE NEAR THAT. IF IT EVER WILL BE #they RESPECT each other and work TOGETHER to create a nice family environment despite their nontypical family and they aren’t in ‘love’ yet #and you really want to strip that all away to go ‘uwu Loid is soooo in love with her as soon as chapter 10’ fuck off #2) (and this one’s the kicker) Are you really pondering the moral difference between the actions #of two people who #are use violent means in order to maintain geopolitical peace so that war doesn’t break out??? #and the fucker who hijacked a bus of KINDERGARTNERS to make his political protest??? #MAYBE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HOW WE SEE THESE CHARACTERS IS THAT LOID AND YOR DONT KILL CHILDREN!! #you know whose daughter is also dead fuckwit? The Handler. YOU DONT SEE HER TRAUMATIZONG SIX YEAR OLDS #I mean are you even /thinking/ at point? #also #no actually Loid and Yor would not ‘destroy the city for Anya’ #they flat out wouldn’t #Loid is a character who cares a LOT about the bigger picture here and specifically about /not making kids cry/ #he would never hurt other children; even for Anya’s sake #never #but ESPECIALLY not out of revenge #and the city take is especially in bad taste considering his background #are we even like reading the same manga? #OR have your reality divorced stupid fluffy headcanons rotted your brain? #I know the answer #my god #anyway I hope the Silm friends got a good laugh out of ready my salt for another fandom #NOT tagging this shit #don't mind me #tribble post

[littlebirdy0301]

I am newly single and already have caught feelings for someone, debating if that’s a bit awful or not lmao

#To be fair I’ve known things with the then-boyf weren’t going well for a Very Long Time #We love each other so much but just aren’t compatible as a couple anymore #So I think I started grieving our relationship a long time ago #And dealt with the heartbreak a little at a time over a long period of time #Honestly the biggest things that made me want to keep trying were the family & beautiful future that we talked about having together- #And the fear of losing him as a friend because I have a hard time staying close with friends #But over time I’ve let go of the potential future we would’ve had. And now I can officially confirm that we’ll stay best friends #The last giant chunk of our relationship was already just a very strong platonic friendship #So all that’s changing is the label and any romantic expectations that weren’t matching up #Our needs and wants were too far apart for either of us to be happy or comfortable meeting in the middle #So yeah I knew the relationship was ending long before I accepted it #And in the last few weeks I recognized I was getting feelings for a very charming classmate in our costuming class #I just didn’t know if it was genuine feelings or me missing having romantic aspects in my relationship & projecting those feelings #But now I do think I’m into him #He’s just so darn charming #The thing that really pushed it was when another classmate was sad about the guy she was talking to ghosting her- #And we were all comforting her saying she deserved better & all that #And he had a response that was just so kindhearted and genuine #At the time it just felt on the same level of when I have a crush on a fictional character #Like “oh I just think they’re neat :)” and not meaning anything irl #I’m a cereal monogamist. I would never ever think about anything happening while in a relationship #But now I’m not in a relationship and that admiration for him are still there #And his smile can light a gosh darn room I swear #We smile at each other whenever we pass by & make eye contact n when he smiled and waved at me I thought “fuck I do like him huh” #So yeah that was today #But it feels way too soon after literally just getting out of a 3 year relationship #But I would love to platonically hang out with him and get to know each other #I feel like I’m supposed to be single for awhile #Even though I’ve mentally done all my mourning of that relationship #But it didn’t actually end until very recently

[alloutshirt]

disclaimer : this is a personal life vent look away

shouldn’t be sharing this but i need to take it off my brain (wow reading it back it really sounds like i lost my mind but unfortunately it’s all true and not all of it fits in 30 tags lmaooo)

#because at this point it’s too funny not to share #keep in mind that all of this happened in the last two months 😭 #so my dad wants to introduce us to his new gf who he met barely two weeks ago on holidays and will now move in and look for a job here caus #she’s from romania and wants to stay ????? #i know because my dad asked me to clear my room so she has one which okay i guess #my room that’s currently full cause we had to get the stuff we stored at my grandparents following my parents breakup as they’re themselves #getting a divorce after 60 years together and selling the family home we all grew up in #this happening because my grandma got diagnosed with alzheimer n my grandpa so this as an escape door to talk about her being violent #cause breaking news we all looked up to them as the inspiration for a couple but apparently she’s been abusive their whole life #we also just learned to our last name should be different as my grandpa never knew his dad and too his mothers name #all of this we learned having to question our aunt cause we found out by randomly seeing to house on selling website and our dad just sayin #'sometimes people aren’t in love anymore' like we’re 5 yo #i don’t think my dad ever processed any emotion #taking it back to my dad he wants to introduce us on the 16th which funny thing is the day my mom is getting married to her partner #and im still not sure if my dad knows #marriage that makes me sicker the closer it gets cause the guy is a walking red flag and lately i haven’t seen my mom that much #cause i can’t stand him and how she is when he’s around #which he always. is. #oh and his daughter who hasn’t talked to him in years and truly i get it sis will be here but everyone knows #it’s to ask him for the money he doesn’t have again #so im torn but also i up she makes a fuss and everything gets cancel so i don’t have to talk to my mom about how she’s doing exactly #what she promised to never fall for again after finally ditching my dad #and like at least my mom’s side is out of the equation as there’s probably still a murderer on the loose looking for her sicko sister #who herself threatened my mom several times cause my mom dared calling her out on abandoning her disabled daughter to live #with their parents for twenty years and still now with them nearing 80 being sick and broke cause they never made it official and she’s #still the one getting money support lmaooo #oh how could i forget im also staying at my dads cause my big sister moved back with my mom and took my room #following her breakup with her bf of 4 years when she caught him cheating with a 16 years old #oh and now some of my best friends are still deliberating wether they ever wanna talk to me again #this could be fine if i could cry **** *** and dissociate but i no longer have my own room :) being so so brave rn :)

[myketheartista]

on my knees, crying, pleading, shaking my head and slapping the floor: please god, please stop putting really soft and cute jonmartin art on my twitter feed, i’m so weak and incurable, i’m trying to stay sane in these trying times, i don’t think i can take another picture of them hugging, i can’t stand how jon is so small in martin’s arms LEAVE ME ALOOOOONE

#myke speaks #can you tell i’m going through it #this is like the typical instance of entering a fandom and consuming the content #and then u see two characters oh go oh huh they could be cute together they seem a lil fruity #and you go days and days without looking at fanart or fics or anything bc of spoilers but #THEN MARTIN WALKS IN WITH NO PANTS ON AND JON IS LIKE HEY BUD PUT SOME FUCKING TROUSERS ON IF UR GONNA LIVE HERE #AND IM SUPPOSED TO STAY SILENT IN MY HOBBIT HOLE ABOUT HOW THAT MADE ME FEEL??? #LISTEN IM TRYING TO STAY NORMAL ABOUT THESE TWO IM TRYING TO KEEP MY MIND ON A LEASH SO IT DOESNT SEE EVERYTHING AS SHIP MATERIAL #BUT ITS REAL DAMN HARD WHEN MARTIN AND JON ARE STANDING RIGHT THERE ABOUT TO HOLD HANDS OKAY???? #weeps into my hands #oh god oh GOD i’m ILL #the tma gates opened and i walked in to browse the books and all i came across was jonmartin art and i knew the hole i was falling down #IT WAS A TRAP IT WAS LITERALLY A TRAP #me frozen against a wall: i lost the game i lost before i even started playing im in hell #shakes my finger haha but we aren’t gonna talk about martin and jon bein stuck together in those last few episodes okay? okay.

[ceramictooth]

i have a lot of issues with the fortune-teller, many of which are like, bigger overall issues i have with the structural setup of canon kataang? its fine i just… boy is it one of things about atla that makes me go “wow this sure is from the mid 2000s” upon rewatch. which once again i cope with by chanting its integral to the premise its a kids show it was 2005 like a mantra

but man… watching aang single-handedly stop a lava flow knowing that it will later be revealed that it was, in part, failing to single-handedly stop a lava flow that caused roku’s death…… man is that heavy

#mine #atla #night. 2? 3? of rewatching as my sleep disorder fucks me over #i have some thoughts about the blue spirit too but theyre not coherent enough for their own post yet #i probably need to pay more attention to it but i dont want to watch out of order so. next time maybe #anyway why are aang and katara both like ‘we r going to get married 😌 it is inevitable’ literally 14 eps in. why #they are children! i know teenagers in relationships r sometimes like that but they! aren’t even! i’m— #integral to the premise of the show im FINE #i really like kataang & i feel like theyre like percabeth where its like. yeah! the old married couple friends #i just hate how the actual show writes them lmao. i know its bc aang is literally 12 but also he’s a reincarnated divine spirit #idk i wish we’d gotten to see them together as adults ever in the continuity. i don’t want them to ruin it with a sequel show but i do yknow #this should probably be its own post at this point. oh well!