#oh woof.

[willowser]

shouto accidentally gets drunk while out with you and some other friends and he's sitting there in the heat of the bar, watching you smile bright and laugh wholeheartedly with your hair a little messy and your eyeliner smudged a bit—and he gets suddenly and completely overwhelmed with the desire to kiss you.

which is exactly what he does when you manage to get him home. it's kind of awkward because he doesn't kiss many people and he's also drunk and gangly and looming over you, but you let him crowd you against his front door until the both of you nearly run out of breath.

and you push him away gently with a quiet laugh, telling him, "okay, slow your roll, loverboy. how about we do this when you're sober, huh?" because you're not sure if he means it and you don't want to get your hopes up for something he won't even remember tomorrow.

but he absolutely does remember it, and now he can't look at you without feeling that unfamiliar white-hot strike of desire lighting up his body.

#oh woof. #like. shouto's whole life flashes before his eyes LOL #i have this thought that he doesnt realize he's into you until he's INTO you #and then all of a sudden he is and it's everywhere #he's like. oh wow what is this feeling i think i need to swallow you whole. #LMAOOOO #DONT MIND ME BEING SO PREDICTABLE AND WRITING HANDSOME AWKWARD MAN WHO IS A CLUMSY KISSER #my bread and butter tbh !!!!!! #turns out i just had todoroki thoughts in general while i was out LOL #not strictly about touya LOL #✿ willow writes #✿ thoughts: shouto

[thedogeveryonehates]

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#oh no ive fallen in love yall #THE URSARING TATTOO ON HIS CALFF 😩😩 #guys should dress like this more pls #woof #video

[weepingwidar]

Oh de Laval (Thai/Polish, 1990) - The Depth of Your Love Today is the Depth of Your Wound Tomorrow (2023)

#oh de laval #art #painting #thai art #polish art #dog #wolf #woof

[wormdebut]

WALK HIM LIKE A DOG

@hellion-child you did this. Inspired by this legendary post.

‘It’s not illegal to go to the dog park, just to hear hot dads say Good Girl.’

Rating: M CW: overusage of the term daddy and Eddie just being a horny bastard.

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“You know, this is fucking insane, right?” Chrissy laughs while Eddie lounges on the park bench.

Yes. He’s aware.

He and Chrissy don’t even have a dog and yet—

“Chris. Look at all of these great pet parents, taking care of these little doggies. Look at em. Wonderful. Stunning, very normal.”

Chrissy levels him with a glare. Being on the wrong side of a Chrissy glare is a scary thing, but alas his dog park visits are worth it.

“No. Look, listen. You’ve got all of these doggy daddies taking their lovely pups out for runs and walks and what not and then daddy wraps up his run and takes the precious ones to this here dog park. Woof.”

It really was worth it to Eddie, alright? There is nothing wrong with going to a public dog park to maybe hear a hot sweaty man coo at his dog.

‘Good Boy’

‘Precious Girl’

Bark bark bark or whatever.

Would Eddie ever talk to any of them? Absolutely the fuck not, but a man could dream.

He was bummed though because none of the hot guys were out, today.

Damn.

He is busy scanning the area to see if he missed anyone, Chrissy yapping on and on about how they could just get a dog when someone slows their run to chat.

“Hi!” She says. This woman is tall, short hair messed up from running, she’s got a bright ass orange jacket on, and she is most certainly Chrissy’s type. Thats not fucking fair at all, now is it?

Chrissy’s complaining tapers off. “Hey.”

They smile at each other, and this is truly unfair, Eddie thinks. This whole dog park thing was for him and yet.

“I hope you don’t mind, but me and my best friend just moved to the area and honestly, I think you’re pretty so—I just thought I would say hi.” She hardly makes eye contact with Eddie. So it’s clear who she’s talking to.

Like recognizes like, he supposes.

He can respect the straight forwardness of it all. Chrissy is just kinda staring at her so he speaks up. “Well, I’m Eddie and this is Chrissy, and I can confidently say that she also thinks you’re pretty.”

Both woman turn to stare and him, Chrissy with big eyes and the other woman with a smirk. She speaks, “Well, it must be my lucky day.” She turns back to Chrissy, “I’m Robin.”

The two get talking and Eddie is happy for his best friend, he really is, but where are all the hot men?

He’s about ready to call it quits when he sees a fucking god, running with a ridiculously stunning dog.

Hot people own hot dogs, he supposes.

This guy is—fuck. He’s sweaty from running, and his hair is fucking gorgeous, even after activities. Thats a green flag. Eddie is just shocked.

This is the dog daddy of all dog daddies. He’s wearing tiny fucking red shorts that expose thighs for days and—

“Jesus fuckin’—see?” Eddie doesn’t even care that he is interrupting the girls conversation cause this guys is—god damn. “He could slap a collar on me and walk me like a dog.”

Chrissy balks. “Eddie. We are in the company of a new friend. Robin doesn’t deserves this.”

Eddie simply shrugs and Robin laughs, “No. I think it’s hilarious which guy caught your eye?”

Oh, he likes Robin. “I like her. Get her number—“ He smiles big at Chrissy, before gesturing towards the fucking Adonis in tiny little running shorts. “Anywhozle. That one, look at him. On my knees in a second.”

He ignores Chrissy’s eye roll, and watches as Robin takes in the guy, before busting out in a laugh. “Oh my god—Steve?”

Oh shit.

“I—do you—“ Abort mission. Abort abort.

“Oh yeah, remember that best friend I was telling you guys about?”

She is still laughing, and Chrissy joins her before handing Robin her phone.

Eddie feels like he just got bamboozled.

“Chrissy, babe, I’ll text you. Eddie? I’ll see what I can do.” She smiles at them both before running over to ‘Steve’ and his—their?— gorgeous dog.

“No wait I—“ Eddie tries but she’s already over with Steve who is listening intently to what Robin has to say.

Oh god, oh no. Oh god.

Chrissy is just laughing softly into her hand, which turns into full laughter quick because Steve turns to look at them, smiles and winks.

#steddie #worm brain #something something the next time Eddie is at the dog park ALONE because Chrissy is BANNED from joining him #Steve is there with his stupid pretty dog and catches Eddie’s eye. #ends up telling Eddie that Robin told him about a ‘rowdy pup’ that needed discipline or whatever #kinky kinky #puppy play and daddy kink for days #but anyways. #I’m not dead just fucking tired #I’m still here. #Steddie ficlet #bark bark woof woof woof #also confident Robin is a legend and she deserves it #Buckingham #OH ALSO. the dog is a vizsla and her name is maple

[xxalphaclownxx]

eva is the best fr fr, just look at her! she’s adorable

#woof gin’s art meow #alenoah #total drama #alejandro burromuerto #noah td #eva td #eva supports gay wrongs #oh i genuinely love her #she was my bi awakening #i remember watching her come back with fire behind her #and i fucking m e l t e d #6 yr old me had taste

[nctsworld]

© 4jn2300 [x] [x]

#jeno #jeno lee #nct #nct dream #fantaken #oh my god... OH MY GOD #all the big accs on twt posted these like #everyone stop looking at him !!!! #but we can't HELP it #my god ... .. .. #bark woof meow i'll sit i'll stand i'll do whatever he Wants

[heavenlyhischier]

Nico Hischier Pre-Raw | 03.05.24

#ALL BLACK #KCEALSMELD #WOOF #OH MY GODH #nico hischier #new jersey devils

[kyngsnake]

even good dogs

#I feel like that one image of all the girls with red solo cups turning and looking at the viewer #like oh god here goes ken with the dog metaphors again #what do I even tag this #art #dogs #orange #red #bark bark woof etc etc #autumn art

[hotdogsfordinner]

“Oh hey!”

#asian hunk #hot asian men #oh hey #hunkoftheday #asianmuscle #muscular #handsome #hottie #asian #woof #hot shirtless asian

[itinabe]

Listen, I’ve been loving the new marvel tv series and I am hyped for She Hulk but uhhh…. She looks like a sim in the new trailer

#oh god the edit was done quickly and it is very shitty #but yeah no that cgi is just woof #she hulk #marvel #mcu #she hulk tv

[willowser]

in a way that i think katsuki can be flustered by intimacy, i think shouto is just plain as day curious.

situations like when you're pressed up against each other on a busy train car, leaning into a familiar touch rather than the unknown, i think shouto has no qualms about being so obvious. you glance up at him shyly, heat burning down your chest, and he's just looking at you, open and unashamed.

so close that you can see him catalogue you, explore in ways he maybe never has before; eyes flitting over the width of your nose and the curve of your lips and your each individual lash. just learning, in the most innocent and interested manner, the new bits of you he'll think of when you're not together.

i think in moments like this that could be deemed romantic—two people in their quiet corner, staring so deeply into the other's face, a breath apart—he's easily engaged, but i don't know if he realizes the significance of it. why it means what it means and why it will affect him uniquely, later on. all the lines you're crossing.

that's also why being kissed by him comes as a complete surprise to you, because i don't think he's planning any of it. he just wants to know, is all, and there's plenty to figure out, with you.

#✿ thoughts: shouto #waaahhh i think about shouto kissing you by surprise so much actually LOL #surprise to you both #it just HAPPENS #bc you're there so close and he's just CURIOUS #he could do it and he wants to and so he does akfahahfaa #it's probably not a deep kiss #more of a press of his lips to yours than anything but he WANTS IT #woof #bye bye bye #i actually think shouto isn't flustered by intimacy and romance bc he simply doesn't register that's what is happening LOL #i think he could more affected by it the further you two go on #later in your relationship he can finally pick up when you're making a move on him and he's like ' oh :3' #LMAO

[sugarpasteltmnt]

(I'm Alive but besties the things transpiring are bonkers beyond comprehension rn)

#?????¿¿???¿¿¿¿¿???¿? #bruh #me leaning against the mural “oh dead Leo we're really in it now” #I SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL ART AND ASKS BWAAAAAA SORRY I'M SLOW!!! !! #fam jam is in town tho so Woof it's gunna be a minute #nothing bad is going on but. ho boi #Things Be Getting A Little Insane #pastel prattling

[jaarijani]

bonus: the fear in his eyes

mark him down as scared AND horny

#käärijä #erika vikman #MISS VIKMAN I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU #OH MY GOD OHHHHDHCDJH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY GOD GOIHXFKHDV OH OH MY OH MY GOD OHDCDJCNJDHVJDHVJDHV #my libido chose a good week to come back to me because i am fuckin biSEXUAL #GOOD GOD AOOOOOOOO AWOOGA WOOF WOOF AOOF JSHDJSHDCHB ISFHBVISHCB #KIPU KIIHOTTAA MY BE- FUCKING -LOVED

[coyotehusk]

A Rose Amidst Thorns | Miguel | @sunshiline-writes

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#coyote husk draws #Not my OC #Miguel #ARAT #A Rose Amidst Thorns #Thanks for the trade >3 #I had a lot of fun drawing Miguel #this chapter just #woof #good shit #if you haven't read this story #what the hell are you waiting for??? #oh right tags #gore #hand trauma #broken hand #bruises #restrained #yote trades

[xxalphaclownxx]

alenoaheather madoka magica au!!! im so proud of this genuinely, might even make a fully coloured magical girl noah in the future at some point

#woof gin’s art meow #total drama #noah td #alejandro burromuerto #heather td #alenoah #noaheather #alenoaheather #tdwt #i love these goofy guys #im genuinely so proud of this #oh shit #chref #chris mclean #chef td #gotta add tye incubators #puella magi madoka magica #madoka magica td au

[konirafa-love]

I know everybody sees Captain Price as a strong daddy dom. But imagine being his boyfriend... and getting to turn him putty in your hands. Watching him melt when you call him a good boy and praising him for being so well behaved...

#oh WOOF #he drives me insane #cod mw2 #cod #mw2 #mwii #call of duty #modern warfare 2 #Captain Price #cod price #captain john price #john price #johnathan price #john price x reader #john price x male reader #price x reader #price x male reader #captain price x male reader #《.talks.》