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straighttma · 3 years

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i made a rough plot for straighttma, do with this what you will

S1- Sasha has a crush on Jon; Jon thinks he’s too good for her. Tim is a massive twink; subtle feelings for Jon are shown. Martin gets made fun of a lot. Jane Prentiss tries to seduce Martin. Angry that he spurns her, she attacks the Institute. Michael is nonbinary and portrayed as predatory. Elias is a misogynist. (idk why this is super undetailed compared to the other ones)

S2- Sasha is replaced by the not-them who is way more attractive than her; Jon falls for her. Martin gets made fun of a lot. Tim grows strangely depressed and begins to act out of character. (I feel like his parents come to stay with him or something and start making fun of him for being gay so he tones down his queerness.) This makes Jon suspicious of him. Helen comes and gives her statement and Jon cheats on Sasha with her. When he finds out that Michael ate her he is full of manly rage. He still is with [not] Sasha tho. Jon is devastated when he finds out that Sasha was killed by the not-them since he loved her all along. Daisy and Basira are still suspicious of Jon, pretty much business as usual with them. Also, Jon finds out that Elias and Gertrude were married and he is the product of Gertrude’s affair with Leitner.

S3 - Jon goes to stay with Georgie and Quincy. Georgie is a kindergarten teacher. They start off rocky until Elias realizes that Quincy has inherited some of Jon’s eye powers and kidnaps him (to use him for the apocalypse, though Jon doesn’t know this.) Jon and Georgie bond over saving their child and fall in love again. Then, Jon is kidnapped by Nikola and when Michael comes to kill him, Jon is so clearly enraged about Michael eating Helen that Helen is able to take over Michael through the power of love. However, Jon is disgusted by Helen’s new monstrous form (she just has red eyes and really long fingernails) so he reluctantly travels through her door, telling Helen that he doesn’t believe it’s really her anymore. After this, Jon realizes that he must protect Quincy and Georgie by returning to the Institute. Basira and Melanie still get tricked into joining the Institute. Also, Melanie ran a ghost-themed youtube channel rather than a ghost hunt one. When Jon goes to visit Jude, he brings Melanie along and there is weird sexual tension between them. Later they are shown fxcking. When Jon visits Mike Crew instead of Mike Vasting him, they get in a physical fight. Then Daisy comes and takes Mike by surprise. She realizes that since Jon was fighting Mike he must be good so they go back to the Institute together where the Elias scene happens. Also, when Tim finds out that Jon was kidnapped by Nikola he vows to get revenge and is shown being super dedicated to stopping the Unknowing. He lies and says that he had a brother who was taken by them so no one suspects his feelings. At the Unknowing, Nikola says she’ll kill Jon if Tim doesn’t confess his feelings so he does. Also, Gertrude comes to Jon the same as before (she looks super young for an old lady) and says she’s disappointed in him. Same with Leitner. Daisy kills Hope and is put in the Buried by Breekon but this is portrayed as her being strong but just not strong enough. Then Tim sacrifices himself to save everyone.

S4 - After watching Jon nearly die, Basira realizes she loves Jon. She visits him in the hospital everyday. Then Ophelia (Oliver) Banks comes and goes into Jon’s dream to bang him which wakes him up. At first, Basira is really jealous and acts hostile to Jon but their feelings finally culminate and they kiss. Meanwhile, Peter Lukas--who is bitter because Gertrude rejected him--asks Martin if he wants revenge on the archival staff for making fun of him all the time. Martin says yes and turns evil and starts working for Peter. It turns out that when the Flesh attacked, Melanie got a slaughter bullet in her bc Jared just happened to be using a slaughter gun. The only reason Basira and Melanie are alive is because Helen saved them (same as before except in this one Melanie is incapable and weak.) After Jon removes the slaughter bullet from Melanie she realizes she loves him. Jon has some conflict but he decides he likes Melanie better. They are together for a while but ultimately break up because Melanie is too much of a SJW. Breekon delivers the coffin and Jon ceaseless watches him in rage at him having Daisy in the coffin. He goes in there. He and Daisy frick in there and now they are together. Jon asks Daisy to give up the Hunt because obviously he knows what’s best for her and she does it. Then they go to stop Manuela together. Meanwhile, Melanie tries to find out Peter and Martin’s plan. She and Martin start to bond over being weirdo outsiders. When Daisy and Jon find Manuela she is a cold, sexy-but-traumatized femme fatale. Jon starts to know her to death or whatever he did to Breekon because he is struggling with his humanity but then Daisy begs him to stop. Helen shows up and eats Manuela. Daisy and Jon get mad at her for this because it’s evil or whatever. Then they return to the Institute. Jon starts being suspicious about Annabelle Cane so he goes to Hilltop Road alone. Annabelle Cane is there and she’s Russian and wearing all leather. She says she’ll tell Jon her plan if he fricks her. Jon wants to say no but the Web compels him to do it (this is portrayed as hot rather than as rape.) Anyway, so Jon and Anabelle Cane frick and then Anabelle gives Jon her statement before leaving stealthily. When Jon returns, Melanie says there’s tapes from Martin on her desk. Martin apparently was having second guesses about being evil because of his newfound love for Melanie. Trevor, Julia, and the not-them show up so Daisy kisses Jon and sacrifices herself back into the hunt to stop them. Basira is killed in the mix. Who knows what Melanie is doing. And Jon goes to the panopticon to stop Peter and Martin. Meanwhile, things go down as usual except Peter has kidnapped Georgie in order to lure Jon. He chucks Georgie and Martin into the lonely. Jon goes in there to save them but is only able to bring Georgie back but he does manage to destroy Lukas. Jon asks Melanie to take care of Quincy so that Quincy can be safe from anything that follows Jon. Then Jon and Georgie go to the safehouse together and frick a lot. Jon starts the eyepocalypse or whatever idk.

S5 - Jon and Georgie begin to travel through the apocalypse. In each domain, Jon kills the avatar, thus freeing the people. However, Jon knows that there’s too many domains for him to reach each one so he has to destroy Elias to destroy all of the domains at once. Helen follows Jon and Georgie around like in the real thing. They go to the hunt domain where daisy is and Jon sees that she’s monstrous so he kills her. As Daisy dies in his arms, she says she still loves him and she kisses him. Georgie is jealous and this leads to conflict. When they get to Salaesa’s they find out he was controlling Annabelle all along. Annabelle keeps trying to seduce Jon and Jon rejects her but Salaesa gets mad and kicks Jon and Georgie out. Georgie doesn’t believe Jon was innocent in this. Then when they get to Martin’s domain they find that Martin has been protecting Melanie and Quincy there all along and Melanie and Martin are completely in love. When Georgie sees how excited Jon is to see Quincy, she realizes that she can’t stay mad at him and she loves him so they frick and make up. Melanie and Martin agree to take care of Quincy until Jon and Georgie save the world. When Jon and Georgie make it to the Panopticon, Elias is there. Elias is sad because even though he is immortal and all-powerful, he doesn’t have love like Jon and Georgie do. Jon defeats Elias--who is weakened from his remorse--in an eye-power battle. Jon wins and somehow killing Elias restores the world exactly to normal (but the fears are still there.) Everyone forgets what happened except for Jon, Georgie, Melanie, and Martin. Jon takes over the Institute and runs it except now it’s good that he’s collecting people’s statements because he’s severed his and the institute’s connection with the eye yet he still has eye powers. He and Georgie move to the suburbs, marry, and raise Quincy together. Martin and Melanie continue working at the institute and also get married. The last line of the show is some lame joke at Martin’s expense.

#i am wowed #yall work so hard #the magnus archives #tma #straighttma #tma au #submission

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bisexual-maelstrom12 · 4 years

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Ranking the Lovelink Matches (a completely subjective list by moi)

22. Clementine Hill / Grace Kim

I already wasn’t into her because she’s a privileged rich girl who uses literary quotes to seem smart (but really it’s just obnoxious). But then she tells us she’s thinking about dumping us for her creepy old professor?? Girl needs an actual job so she can stop relying on her parents and a therapist for her daddy issues.

21. Dominic Wright / Adam Johnson

I’m still pretty early on in the storyline here but so far I’m just bored. A “love” photography theme? Big yawn.

20. Liam Park / Min-Jae Lee

How Is Dating A K-Pop Star This BORING

19. Jake Gonzales / Zayn Kassab

The sexting is fun but honestly his film project sounds terrible and he needs to cool his feelings down like 200%.

18. Angel Reed / Emmalyn Roberts

Look she’s amazing and gorgeous and the animals are ADORABLE but honestly I find her pretty boring compared to the other matches SORRY DON’T HATE ME

17. Antoine Dawson / Noah Cruz

He comes on too strong a lot but I dig the puppies and the sexual tension. I would absolutely enter a FWB relationship with him but nothing more.

16. Albert Bishop / Jonathan Hayes

This ranking is subject to change bc tbh I swiped left on these boys at first (#fuckamericanimperialism). But then other matches finished up and I needed more content and y’know what? Albert’s pretty okay. I like his backstory so far and he’s sweet and sexy. Should def get out of the military tho.

15. Stefan Silver / Oliver Black

I appreciate that he’s a more consent-friendly version of Christian Gray and I like the “defrosting ice king” trope. But I would much rather be using the riding crop on him than vice versa. >:)

14. Jamie Grant / Seth Evans

Jamie is kind of a weird match in that I LOVE his storyline but also the flirting is pretty weak?? Like, I literally would have had to pay gems for the first “date”. I’m not feeling much of a sexual connection here, but I’m all aboard the hacker kidnapping storyline.

13. Austin Russo / Damien Jones

He’s rough around the edges but the character growth is pretty spectacular. Gotta save my boo from death row.

12. Sam Knight / Michael Evans

Never thought I’d be into a jock frat boy but here we are. I like how I snarked at him constantly for a week and he still fell for me. Ghosting us after we call him out on his daddy issues is pretty weak tho.

11. Samantha Clark / Aesha Nora

Okay she isn’t the greatest person or partner but cute gamer gf?? Yes please. And she can cook and bench press me too! *swoon* Also Fiction needs to be real asap.

10. Sage Foster / Vitoria Voznesenky

Sage was one of my first matches and was my favorite for a while. Who doesn’t want a hot goth gf? But then she PUNCTURED MY LIP (does that even heal??) and almost ate me and I’m just not about that. Hopefully she can go give Baba Yaga a talking to and get that curse removed.

9. Skylar Quinn / Jaden Bower

So making us commit a crime and then ditching us on the first date wasn’t cool, and I’m not much for a “rebel without a cause,” but then Skylar hit me with his tragic backstory and, well, I’m weak y’all. Also he’s so smart and snarky and sexy and I want him to achieve his dreams.

8. Eve Rockwood / Alice Martin

Look I’m still pissed at Eve for ditching us in Ibiza. But also I would absolutely drop everything to follow a hot girl to Japan.

7. William Crome / Julien Alexandre

I was never really into the whole dating a vampire thing but William just does it for me. I think it’s the hair and the old timey fashion. And he told off his mom for me, which is more than I can say about SOME of these matches.

6. Hugo Hornsby / Marco Bottazzi

Hugo is lowkey a garbage human who absolutely emotionally cheated on his long-term fiance with us. So why do I love him so much?? Idk, could be my trash taste in men, could be my love of geeks, could be the delicious drama of his plotline. Hugo pls come back from ur convo with ur fiance and d*ck us down already.

5. Kayla Summers / Jasmin Medina

Kayla/Jasmin is objectively the most badass match in Lovelink. She’s hot, ambitious, and didn’t ghost me for a dumb reason. She can kill it in heels AND kill actual killers! Get you a girl who can do both!

4. Raphael Becker / Wyatt Moore

The creepy cult plot is fascinating and Raph is the perfect combination of sweet/romantic and hott. That dream date was amazing. Pls Lovelink, when will my husband* come back from the war**?

* musician boyfriend

** creepy cult village

3. Ryan Byrne

Ryan is lowkey my perfect guy--sweet, nerdy, and SO SEXY OMG. I need his sex scene so bad pls. Also he might have caused the zombie apocalypse and that’s very interesting of him. I’m hooked on his story and I want his **** hooked in my *****.

2. Milena Sarafian / Ana Samarine (also maybe the same route as Ruby Thomas and Julia Greene?? Idk I’m pretty confused by this whole situation)

Apparently my ideal type is an adorable yet sexy computer who discovers love and how to be human through interacting with me. I should probably go watch that Her movie.

1. Cpt. Muffin

CAT. SHY BOY. <3.

#lovelink

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askderynsharp · 4 years

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I'm curious, do you have a favorite book of the trilogy? Why?

I get something different out of all three.

Alek really was the star of book one, and his journey across the countryside in the dead of night offered something that never quite came back for the rest of the series. I cant quite put my finger on why, but once the entire cast took to the skies something was definitely left behind. Rereading the first book will always feel completely different to those that follow, and its fun to revisit that every now and again. Not to mention- I think about those first Dalek chapters literally every day. Ive combed over them a bajillion times. Its my favourite thing. But begrudgingly, I have to admit that the Dylan chapters were super weak in these books. They kinda trudged on and didnt introduce any necessary information we wouldnt have just gotten from Alek’s chapters later. Other fans at the time were surprised that Dylan was my favourite, and to be honest, if I personally wasnt predisposed to the Polly Oliver trope and wanted to hang out with this book’s Polly Oliver as much as possible- I probably would have agreed that Dylan’s story was dull and didnt go anywhere.

Behemoth was actually my least loved book in highschool, but that was mostly because I was impatient for the romance to progress- or rather- start. But since I’ve grown I can appreciate that this book was way more fun than the previous one with some excellent banter from all sides. Seriously, those first chapters could have had a laugh track over them with all silly Suspicious stuff Dylan does in the background of his chapters. Not to mention, this book was really Dylan’s time to shine. We spend a lot of time in his head debating what gender even means to him, not to mention his shifting priorities. The introduction of Lilit is underrated in the topic of Dylan’s gender, imo. She acted as a foil by living the kind of life Dylan wanted whilst still being a girl, which made Dylan think about why the ‘girl’ part was so hard for him,. the famous ‘being a girl is impossible’ line is tossed about a lot, but I think Dylan seeing Lilit be a girl, a badass, and a potential candidate for his crush’s affections solidified that he preferred to present as male, even when confronted with proof he might not have to. I feel like this provides a significant argument that he’s less worried about oppression as he feels dysphoria. I have mixed feelings on Lilit herself tho. for all I love her I’m always a bit disappointed when she just fucks off at the end. The main cast was starving for more people, and I wish Lilit could have somehow stayed with them and had her own POV chaps or something.

I know this will make me sound like a negative nelly, but I would say Goliath is my least favourite. I ate it up at the time and reread it a ton and thought it was my favourite for years, but again. I think i was just impatient and for a time thought the book that gave me what I want was automatically better than the books that made me want it in the first place. There are things I love- the fight being one. The fact that Dylan’s arc was pretty much wrapped up in Behemoth and he has the chance to just be awesome while Alek catches up. There are some raw fucking lines from this book too, special mention to ‘Life has no cogs and gears’ and ‘my world broke the night my parents died, and it just keeps breaking’. But out of all the books, Goliath had some things that really peeved me off. The other two did as well, but with time I came to understand where scott was coming from. There’s stuff in Goliath that still irritates me. I didnt like the whole globetrotting tourist bit they did for Tesla’s PR tour, especially that lame ass scene in japan. We didnt spend any time with mexican cuisine or exploring what their cities looked like despite two named characters being mexican, while japan gave us no named characters and just watched two white kids pander about. Like seriously- their display thing could have been anywhere. Not a single japanese person so much as spoke the entire time they were there. It felt forced as hell, and it didnt help that I have serious issues with how the fight arc wrapped up. I’ve reread the ramen date chapter a million times and I’m never quite satisfied with how Alek never acknowledges the immensely fucked up stuff he said to Dylan. I really liked the fight because both parties were acting like dumb kids. Dylan put up a bunch of unnecessary walls at points where alek was actually willing to calm down and understand while Alek’s anger was pretty selfish and hypocritical when you think about it.He said he’d wait until dyan was ready and he didnt, he said all the nasty misogynistic things dylan knew he would, and he up and abandoned dylan for being a girl. dylan has every right to not trust him anymore for that- he acted exactly how dylan envisioned his worst-case scenario. But this side of Alek is never examined by the narrative, it acts as if the fight was just a misunderstanding or something. He does apologise for the ‘soldier’ thing at least, but he’s never made to understand the blatant hypocrisy and it made it look more like he was convincing himself to forgive dylan then actually apologising.

so i guess if i ranked em I’d actually put them in the order of publication, but perhaps switching leviathan and behemoth depending on my mood.

#mandaao

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henry-hart · 6 years

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The Danger Begins s1 ep1

I’m so glad I decided to rewatch this because it made me so happy!!!! (also, to keep you guys from getting uber annoyed with me, i’m just gonna lb on one big post like this from now on lolol)

first off

s1 henry was the cutest thing to ever exist. ever. my heart couldn’t take it bc he’s so grown now but in that first ep he’s this adorable little baby chick ajdksjslk

it was so incredible to see Siren on my screen. Like, within thirty seconds BAM there she was. i felt blessed, like she blessed my laptop

PIPER. MY OVERDRAMATIC DAUGHTER. I miss her “I am NOT okay!!!” catchphrase akdjlsj

her “so we’re living like animals now” reply to being told to wait for her video to load---same girl, same.

Henry at 13 was a million times more proactive about the whole job search than I have ever been and I’m 22 sksjskjsk

his whole “I’m not good at anything. I’m a big ball of average”---I feel that lol

“No special skills needed.” “That’s me!!”

okay one of Char’s first lines was “One day when you two are cleaning my pool bc you failed this algebra test...” and it doesn’t get more iconic than that

GOOCH. I HAVE MISSED YOU.

Ray just coming in with all these ridiculous questions lolol poor Hen

“I’m 13. I’ll be 14....on my next bday.” ajskjsksljk

“Ah, so you’re aging sequentially. I like that. The name’s Ray.” “Nice to meet you, Ray. I’m Henry.” “You ask a lot of questions.” “I....don’t think....I’ve asked any questions...????” loved it

I laughed when Ray changed into his uniform and the zipper got stuck (that never happens again????)

“Did you have to melt my phone???” Hen, sweetie, hate to break it to you, but your phone gets broken.....preeeeetty much every ep (need me a bank account like that where I can steady get new iphones)

WhAt Do YoU mEaN nO sPeCiAl SkIlLs HeNrY???? yOu NoTiCeD tHe TaToO!!!!!! u smart lil cookie

Ray was all “I’m getting old. I can’t do this forever.” Two things: 1) RAY DID YOU JUST REFER TO YOURSELF AND OLD IN THE SAME SENTENCE??? 2) why is this never mentioned again??? Like, Ray got a sidekick to pass the mantle onto someone younger to keep protecting Swellview when he’s done. We’re like 4 yrs down the line, and they haven’t even hinted towards CM retiring??? (I know that would mean the end of the show, but they could at least bring it up every now and then)

OK. hated the toddler then. hate him now.

Props to the props department (ha ha get it???) for all the junk in the store. It’s all so strange and doesn’t make sense and fits the show so well (also it seems like each ep has diff junk??? that’s impressive)

“They seem like nice kids.” “Yeah, they’re names are Jasper x Charlotte. I’ve known them ever since--” “Get rid of them.” “I’ll get rid of them.”

DAWWWW Jasper x his buckets :’))))

“I told you Canadian money upsets ppl!!!” Ah Char (I wonder if Riele comes up with some of these Canada jokes??)

OMG I FORGOT ABOUT HEN’S HORRIBLE TEST WARDROBE. IMAGINE IF THEY HAD KEPT ONE OF THOSE IDEAS AKSJLKSJ (there really wasn’t any need for a whole test wardrobe tho--just style an outfit to fits Ray’s. His obvs works out well for him) (I know that’s what they ended up doing lolol)

Okay, Ray’s “Oh man. I ate a lot of fruit.” line KILLS. ME. bc when i first watched this ep, every time the scene changed and Ray was shown w/ a diff fruit, I was like, “Why...is he eating so much fruit????” bc they’re all diff and he even eats a whole pineapple--outside peel and all. BUT I WAS THINKING IT AND THEN HE SAID IT AND IT MADE IT ONE MILLION TIMES FUNNIER.

LIL BB HEN IN HIS SUIT FOR THE FIRST TIME. I CRY. HE’S SO TINY AND HAPPY

“Chew gum. Blow bubble. Fight crime.” Ray wrote those instructions. I just know it. aksjskl

“And what does a single flashing light mean?” “Just to shoot me a text, you know, whenever.” aksjklsk

HENRY JUST GAVE HIS PLEDGE. THEN. HE. SAID. THE. ICONIC. “FEELS GOOD” FOR. THE. FIRST. TIME. I’M CRYING.

Hen not knowing how to get the tubes to work and just jumping up and down making noises aksjlsk

“Affirmative.” “That means ‘yes’.” “I got that.” and so the sass begins lolol love it

“Awwww no! That was my favorite bridge!”

“I hate my life and I am NOT okay.” i feel u Pipes

the sass is strong in those Hart kids. Siren x Jake can’t catch a break aksjslk

Siren. Hart. Is. So. Beautiful. her hair just looks so good this ep

“I’ll run away. I’ll do it.” ajskjskl Pipes chill

Jake....Siren...that’s....your son on the tv screen...like.....that’s literally your child’s face.....the product of both of your genes is right there.....plastered on the screen.....how do u....not....recognize him?????

“Two ppl said they might come.” “Who?” “Sidney Birnbaum and Oliver Pook.” “Ew.” “Those guys eat bugs.” “So? They’re people.” I just love the kid’s line delivery here lolol

I just want everyone to know that s1 Henry is the cutest. I already said it, but I’m saying it again.

Henry panicking bc he doesn’t want C x J to keep reading about KD but he also doesn’t know what to do so he just throws a glass and smacks C’s phone out of her hand and clean across the room ajskjslk SAME

Jace was so.....twitchy in the first two seasons. He’s really mellowed---which I understand it happens when you get older---but it’s just so funny to see this little bean with all his crazy expressions and loud outbursts and rapid movements lolol

Hey Lelani? You’re hot (give me ukelele lessons pls)

“The toddler’s men stole 5,000 packages of diapers. Can you guess why?” “Uhhhh???” “To bombard the diapers with radioactive zenite particles.” “.....I would not have guessed that.”

also Ray getting lower to the ground as he talks and Hen just following is so funny to me. Ray was really extra in that first ep

RAYMOND MANCHESTER HOW DARE YOU GET MAD AT HEN FOR WANTING TO GO TO HIS BFF’S BDAY PARTY INSTEAD OF FIGHTING CRIME. HE IS 13. AND YOU WOULD LATER CALL HIM UP WITH THE EMERGENCY ALARM PAST 12 AT NIGHT FOR CORNDOGS, SO I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.

“Okay. Okay. It’s cool. You go to Jasper’s party. I’ll handle the toddler by myself. Don’t worry about it.” “Are you sure?” “Yeah. I’ve battled the toddler alone before--almost killed me, but whatever.” and u still want to take a 13 yr old out there??? Ray.

“No, I’m not bringing the muffins!” but u said u would

okay, but the news jumping from CM’s kidnapping to a report on why squirrels love nuts???? TOO tru (they really do that “here’s something serious. kids are dying. now here’s this pointless and meaningless crap” lolol)

“I can’t talk! I’m naked!” friends anyone??? (“You can’t come in. Ross is naked.” “Why’d you tell her I was naked???” “I couldn’t tell her I was naked. She’s allowed to see me naked.” “Why does anyone have to be naked???”) (sorry i just love friends akjslkjs)

I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO HAVE SIDNEY X OLIVER ON MY SCREEN. I LOVE THEM.

I hate u toddler. just in case you were doubting.

Jasper unknowingly saving the day by downloading that sound effect app on Hen’s phone *claps for him*

Henry just....completely kicking butt on his second day???? That’s my son.

“Captain Man!” “Henry!” “It’s Kid Danger.” :))))) I’M SQUEALING. I’M SO PROUD OF HIM. HIS LIL POINT TO RAY AND THAT SMALL SMILE. TOO. CUTE. (also Ray just namedropping like they don’t have identities to protect)

“How do I get you out of there?” “I don’t know. This is the first time I’ve been stuck in a baby bouncer hovering over a bottomless ball pit.” CALL SUPERHEROES OUT, RAY. all these extravagant traps they’re caught in and they just....know what to do??? Doubtful. (bottomless pits are impossible, but you know lol)

Ray swinging around everywhere in that baby bouncer was hilarious alkjdlksj

that spitting device is the literal WORST thing i have ever seen. i freaking hate spit.

God, i wish the toddler had stayed tf down there in that ball pit. i wish that bottle had blown him to the center of the earth. (sorry i just really don’t like him akdjslj)

“What do we do with this? (the bottle bomb)” “We give the baby his bottle.” “Ah. Good call.” “Hey.” “Suuuuup.” “Hurry.” “Oh, right.” aksjlsksjl there are some really good moments in this ep

Ray shielding Henry was <33333 (it would be really messed up if he hadn’t considering he’s indestructible, but I like to think that he chose to)

AJKSJSKLSKSJLK HENRY’S FACE WHEN RAY TOLD HIM “GOOD JOB” WAS SOOOOOOO PRECIOUS. He looked so shocked. Like, “CM thinks I did a good job????”

It’s like, Henry’s second day on the job, and they’re just namedropping right and left. Why be careful???? It’s not like they have secret identities or anything.....(they steady use their real names. i guess they don’t really have to worry. C must be the only smart person in Swellview bc no one else seems capable of figuring it out. I mean, not even his parents recognized him ajksjslk)

If you need any proof that Ray is a good guy, just watch this ep. His willingness to show up to J’s party despite only knowing Hen for like two days is a solid testament to his character. This is the Ray I know and love.

awwwwww poor Jasp. your party isn’t a flop. It’s about to be lit af because your bff is HENRY FREAKING HART, THE SWEETEST BOY TO EVER LIVE.

Ray, your excuse is horrible. “My van broke down across the street so I decided to come into this house and into this basement.” alskjlskj what is that????

“You’re CM!” “Thank you.” “You’re my hero!” “Of course.” oh Ray

Henry’s just watching J freak out over CM, watching how excited and happy J is and knowing he did that for him, and it’s just----my heart is all ajkdjlsjks

Char is the cutest in this ep. she’s fangirling over CM, and it’s so weird bc now she can’t stand him lolol

Hen x Ray pretending they don’t know each other. SO. PRECIOUS. Ray’s face is so sweet and they share this secret smile and just GAHHHH

J asking CM if he can hit him w/ a bball bat alksjlk “Remember kids: never do this to anyone but CM bc regular ppl could be badly inju--AHHHHHH.......I wasn’t done talking.” “Did that hurt?” “Yeah. But I’m okay.” the way Ray says yeah cracks me up bc it’s like, duh it hurt. it was a bat hitting my head lolol

“Hey, CM?” “Yes, boy?” “Would it be ok if Jasp texted a few friends and told them you were here at his party?” “Suuurrreeee. I love being used.” Ray kills me. cooper x jace have some of the best line delivery/comedic timing akdjslkj

*J is shaking CM’s hand* “Thank you so much! This is the best day of my life!” “Ha ha, are your hands always this sweaty?” “Yes sir.” “He takes medicine for it.” “Wellllll, it’s not working.” *wipes hand on J and leaves wet mark* ajsklj poor Jasper

Henry brought the muffins after all <33333 “Muffins.” “Yeah.” (you can tell Jace x Sean were already good friends. so cute.)

Hen x Char got Jasp the bucket from the shop that Gooch wouldn’t let him have. Dawwwwww

“For awhile there, I thought you weren’t gonna come.” “Come on, man. I’ll always be there for you.” then. they. hug. they’re. so. cute. i. love. solid. friendships.

HENRY’S LAST LITTLE LOOK AT THE PARTY BEFORE HE LEAVES IS THE BEST THING EVER. THE LITTLE NOD HE MAKES LIKE, “YEAH. THIS IS GOOD.” LIKE, HE’S PERFECTLY OK WITH MISSING OUT SO LONG AS EVERYONE ELSE IS HAVING FUN. AHHHHHH. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. :)))))) <3333333

that was a perfect way to end an ep

I’m glad I watched this. I’ve forgotten most of the earlier episodes which is a crime because they’re so good. It was hard to see Jace so little when he’s so grown now!!!!! My heart couldn’t take it. But lil Henry is precious and I love him. Stay tuned for more rewatches!!!! xoxoxox

#sorry if this was long or incoherent #it was a wild ride #i had to stop watching halfway thru bc of some stupid crap going on #but i finished and here we are #this was fun #watching hd makes me happy #i'm gonna do this for every ep #maybe #aksljlks #hd rewatch #the danger begins #episode synopsis

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iamthegiant3 · 6 years

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Music tag game :)

I was tagged by @vincentnotprice !!

((rules: Write the first 10 songs that come up on shuffle and quote your favorite lyrics from each song, then tag 10 people))

1. After The Storm by Kali Uchis

If you need a hero just look in the mirror

No ones gonna save you now, so you’d better save yourself

You gotta be careful, baby And look both ways before you cross my mind

I’m the hottest flower boy that popped up on the scene

2. Bernadette by IAMX

Winding down our emotions Family and friends Becoming ghosts to dream of

Every waking day Intolerance to overcome Fortunes won by the boys with the guns

3. Sleeping Powder by Gorillaz

I'm back, where are we goin'? Seem to get tired of the mornin' dawn With a basin on my head I'm missin' all that I used to know, then I get the kids to go, and I get Up on with certain dread

<2D screaming>

4. Alien Boy by Oliver Tree

Three doors down so you can't ignore it I'll hunt you down like a tyrannosaurus My teeth are sharp like a great white shark Let me taste that flesh, it's my favorite part

Tried to tell you that I'm out here on my own I told you I was out there Tried to tell you that I'm out here on my own

I fell down to earth From a hundred miles away and somehow I still make it work

5. Sleep in the Heat by PUP

I was feeling a little bizarre The day that I buried my family car In the scrapmetal wrecking yard

Last week when I went back to my apartment You were lookin' so stoned The day after christmas you acted so different You just wanted to be on your own

I want you to know thay I'd spend every bit of my Pitiful savings and loans just to see you again, but I know I won’t

6. Like A Star by Mike Krol

I'm like a star I'm burning out fast I try to shine But it's never gonna last Can't you see me just letting you down? With all my friends, I'll make a picture But in the morning I'll be gone

7. JOHNNY by Brockhampton

When I imagine myself on acid I take step backwards and find those to lap itself Even dance a pound around my silent thoughts who had the crown D-d-d-don't let life pass yourself

I could've got a job at McDonald's, but I like curly fries That's a metaphor for my life, and I like taller guys

My life ain't been the same, since my dog died, since my girl left I quit drinking and drugging and still can't get ahead Been at a loss for words It seems I'm destined to fall apart when I'm depressed

Baby, I been trippin' off 'em, tie me up and send 'em off And I been on a mission for it, I just want my own apartment I just want a space with my old best friend Lock me in your cellular, won't elevate again

8. Horror Show by DJ Shadow

Welcome to my horror show Horrible how I will do all off you Try the undeniable sire of diabolical What, welcome to my horror show

Can turn an evangelist to satanist I'm faded with this Struggle with one another For faith in it Devilish acts Praying I get away with it

9: Domo23 by Tyler, The Creator

Sick to my motherfucking tummy Bitch, I ate one roach and I made a lot of money

Fuck that, Golf Wang

Wait a God damn second I'm tripping balls, David Beckham

10. Life on Mars? by David Bowie

Her friend is nowhere to be seen Now she walks through her sunken dream To the seat with the clearest view And she's hooked to the silver screen

Sailors fighting in the dance hall Oh man, look at those cavemen go It's the freakiest show

See the mice in their million hordes From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads Rule Britannia is out of bounds To my mother, my dog, and clowns

I tag anybody who wants to do this (no pressure tho). Have fun!

#music #tag game #long post #also my playlist is crazy lmao dont judge the random switch in genres

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butthole-senpai · 7 years

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get to know me tag~

tagged by the supreme grungeking @real-william-shakespeare!!

1. Are you named after someone? St Oliver apparently, he was the namesake for the Church my mother went to when she was younger, so uhh... yeah 2. When is the last time you cried? Yesterday I was planning out a sad scene for a story thing i’m doing and I made myself cry to get into the part lmao, does that count? 3. Do you like your handwriting? Nah, i used to write in a neat italic cursive style but last year i had to change it cos it took too long in exams so now my writings pretty scruffy :// 4. What is your favorite lunch meat? I guess Lamb? maybe it’s just the way my Nana does it 5. Do you have kids? ...I’m 17 and gay 6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Probably not, I think i sometimes give off bad first impressions 7. Do you use sarcasm? What? Nooooo of course not? Me? What defense mechanism? 8. Do you still have your tonsils? I think so?????? 9. Would you bungee jump?

I’m not really a fan of extreme heights or plummeting towards the ground... so i’ll pass

10. What is your favorite kind of cereal? Coco Rocks anytime 11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? I wear mostly slip-on shoes so i’m not really in the habit of doing it if im wearing laces 12. Do you think you’re a strong person? I’m a big softy!!!! 13. What is your favourite ice cream flavour? Raspberry, Strawberry or Marshmallow... anything pink tbh 14. What is the first thing you notice about people? Their smile, if i’m making them smile then I know i’m doing something right lol 15. Red or pink? I’m always a slut for pink 16. What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? My big fuckin nose >:// 17. What color pants and shoes are you wearing now? Ain’t wearin shoes and i got light grey sweatpants on 18. What was the last thing you ate? I devoured a pile of gummies a minute ago 19. What are you listening to right now? NSP’s cover of Subdivisions and the Skyward Sword OST 20. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Plum, probably 21. Favorite smell? Flowers or the smell of a sunny summer’s day 22. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? My best friend/ex-gf Ellie cos I was running late to meet her lmao 23. Favorite sport to watch? I fuckin adore ice skating (even tho i always get stressed that they’re gonna fall and injure themselves) 24. Hair color? Currently natural - dusty brown, but in a few months i can dye it pink again!! 25. Eye color? Blue 26. Do you wear contacts? Nah 27. Favorite food to eat? Im really more of a beverage person lol, idk maybe a good ham, cheese n’ mayo sandwich 28. Scary movies or comedy? I love comedy cos i’m a super pussy and hate horror 29. Last movie you watched? Moana!! 30. What color of shirt are you wearing? Teal 31. Summer or winter? I’m defo a summer person 32. Hugs or kisses? I love hugs but im like a skeleton so idk if i’m good at giving ‘em 33. What book are you currently reading? I haven't read in a while lmao, the last book i read was probably To Kill A Mockingbird, which was like 2 years ago :// 34. Who do you miss right now? Ellie and the one and only @real-william-shakespeare 35. What is on your mouse pad? i don’t use one but I have a Mario one somewhere 36. What is the last TV program you watched? 2 Broke Girls 37. What is the best sound? My cat meowing 38. Rolling Stones or The Beatles?

Neither 39. What is the furthest you have ever traveled? Florida? maybe? 40. Do you have a special talent? I can pick stuff up with my weird feet 41. Where were you born? England 42. People you expect to participate in this survey? @constarlations @gyoungy @corporal-hot-ass @fiercest-deity @disgustining

#me

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helpmeim24 · 4 years

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Watching Thru Disney Classics: Oliver & Co.

-skeptical about opening song choice

-now really skeptical, as I watch super depressing scene of kitty almost going down a storm drain and almost being eaten by doggies

-how is no one noticing this cat

-oh look, an Asian baby! This is the first time in the movies an Asian has been portrayed in a non-stereotypical way!

-this dog's voice is creepy af

-creep confirmed, didn't even give the kid a single hot dog

-once again, skeptical on song choice

-oh the dog is singing, not in his voice??

-the fact that the lift pianos into apartments like that is terrifying

-A LADY AND THE TRAMP DOGGY

-ope, but the chihuahua is going to be portrayed poorly. bummer

-are his glasses reflective or something?

-ooooo big scary doggies

-this Sykes guy sucks

-OOOOHH vocab burn

-did they go over why he owes the guy money?

-ewwww he ate a dog treat

-prehensile tail, okay

-he just turned the page the wrong way??

-is this a growth step that oliver is sleeping next to dodger, because the music is suggesting this is a way bigger moment than my emotions feel it is

-definitely queen latifah

-oh nooooo her parents suck

-ho-ly-shit, what just happened

-so this guy is gonna be killed in three days if there isn't any money, and the dogs just accomplished nothing. I'm still unclear how they earn money, but still. Get it together

-georgette: self-confidence goals

-these birds are attracted to a dog?

-so every animal in the city, except for the squirrel, has a thing for this dog

-cocoa crispies product placement?

-georgettes a bitch

-what an adorable sweater dress

-OH DAMN, YA BOIS GOT A COLLAR

-this girl is next level cute

-what the hell kind of school bus is that?!

-that mirror set up is quite fancy

-is Oliver the main character of the story? I'm confused

-dodgers bein a whiny ass bitch

-wait, the guy is a dick? How am I supposed to want him to get money to take care of the doggies?

-casual discussion of torture, love it

-disney learned their lesson with showing blood on the black cauldron

-she brought Georgette on this ransom drop?

-oh shit Sykes is watching them

-am I invested?

-OHMYGOODNESSHETOOKTHEGIRL

-realizing Sykes looks like that colonel from Atlantis. Maybe they're related.

-awww georgettes nice

-missed the first 62% of the escape sequence while my husband explained to me why the lift gate on his work truck wasn't working

-poor Georgette, she did not wanna get involved in this

-oddly enough, I don't feel super satisfied that the guy died. Maybe it's because this movie has not told me enough about any of the characters to be personally invested.

-that "foxworth residence?" line is the best in the movie

-I am uncomfortable that Georgette and Tito are going to bang upstairs after that little girls bday party

-woah, the way that dodger got on the truck was the coolest thing he did this whole movie

-not sure about the ending

-HOLY CRAP DODGER WAS BILLY JOEL

-BETTE MIDLER!?!?!?

-my husband is having a crisis because he apparently watched this movie a ton as a kid, and totally forgot all of it

How I Feel About This Movie: meh. it had a super different feel than all the other movies in the bronze age of Disney. I don't think we will show it to any future children.

Billy Joel tho, damn.

#disney #movie #animation

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