#omg he is so hot i wanna smooch him

[jesterballs]

Another rottmnt Donnie brain dump? Yes. Deal with it /j

Villain!Reader x Donatello — Wild Card

You looked at the turtle mutant in front of you and scowled. He was so.. sarcastic! And annoying!..ly cute. But you would never admit that.

You and him had pretty weird fights, ending up on the floor and practically wrestling each other.

This time was no different, of course.

You pounced at him, pining him to the ground with your foot on his chest. Although he could have very easily push you off, he didn't.

You raised your kunai, but paused when he saw the faint blush dusting his cheeks. When you noticed, you laughed at him.

“Oh my, Othello. Getting flustered at the thought of death?” You teased him, bringing down your kunai to it's sheath strapped against your belt.

“Wha— Buh- I- TOMFOOLERY!” Donatello spat out embarrassedly.

You snickered and poked his shoulder with your nail. “Hah, Loser. Imagine.” You sneered.

He gave you the stink eye and pouted. He pushed you, making you fall on top of him. That was not his plan at all.

He stiffened. You immediately scrambled off him, hissing like a cat. You crossed your arm and pulled out a card, that was very badly painted to say “Wild Card.”

“I- I'M CALLING WILD CARD! UNFAIR, OTHELLO!” You shouted like a toddler.

“Now who's getting all flustered?” Donatello asked with a smug grin, sitting up.

You scoffed. “I should flick your five head for that, but I'm feeling fairly kind right now.” You said, standing up and fixing your suit.

Yes, you wore a suit. It was your outfit of choice as a villain. It was a black suit, and you always wore a red tie.

You adjusted your mask and smirked. “Hah, sike,” You said, flicking him.

“You’re so immature,” He scoffed, sweeping you off your feet with his tech bō.

You gasped and brought him down with you as you fell. “You roach!”

Donatello gasped dramatically and started wrestling you again.

Your bun came undone and you grunted, your elbows hitting the concrete as Donatello pinned you to the ground, his bō to your neck, forcing your chin up a bit to look him in the eye.

“Checkmate,” He said smugly.

“Bitch I'm a card master, not a dang Chess bitch.” You said sarcastically.

#rottmnt is so silly #rottmnt donnie #rise donnie #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #omg he is so hot i wanna smooch him #it gets kinda spicy ngl #wild card #rottmnt #jesterballs #i love myself #teehee #im so normal

[skulls-soul]

🧡💚Once again, imagine with me 💚🧡

There’s a mysterious figure that has been coming to the koopa castle recently

Everyone was very wary of the man who wore a mask and a cloak with simple, loosefitting clothing except any concerns of intentions from him was quickly dispersed once everyone found out that Bowser’s the one who brought him in one day, showing him around the castle proudly so he couldn’t possibly be an enemy no matter how suspicious he looked…right?

He was also terribly kind and soft-spoken, barely ever speaking, any louder than just above a whisper

The staff questions about the man shifted from why is he here and what does he want to who is he and how did Bowser find him?

Especially since they saw Bowser holding the mysterious figures hand, especially when Bowser would have brunch with him, requesting everyone even Kamek to knock on the doors before entering, just in case, if said, mysterious figure was with him.

After some time, people finally somewhat got a title, although everyone knew it was nothing but an alias since “Mr. L” is clearly not his true name

—

I was thinking about how most fan fictions had Bowser and Luigi being public knowledge to the castle’s employees and how cool it would be if Luigi was like this mysterious figure that nobody knew about because Luigi said how he wanted to keep the relationship a secret and Bowser said how he wanted to (insert excuse for the Weegee to go to the castle here( lol I couldn’t decide on anything))

so for a compromise, Luigi would go in disguise, wearing nothing of his usual clothing, except for his boots and color scheme

I can Just imagine all of the shenanigans

Bowser just wanting to shower Luigi with love and kisses but they can’t because they’re “ “in the library right now”” and there are too many people to successfully give him a proper smooch

Bowser’s at some point is like fuck it I don’t care there’s a mask in the way I’m gonna kiss you anyways or maybe giving Luigi kisses on his knuckles and honestly anywhere he can without revealing his identity

Or how about Luigi jumps on Bowser’s for protection because the Koopalings really wanna know who this mysterious man that’s dating their father is 

 Sometimes the castle cards can spot the hidden plumber, running away from the bundle of Koopalings 

Luigi is use to being in the shadows, so he’s subconsciously sneaky, which causes many of the staff to jump when he “ suddenly” appears

 imagine if one day Mario and peach go to Bowser’s castle because they were wondering what the fuck he was doing because he hasn’t kidnapped anybody in a hot minute only for Luigi to also be there but in disguise and mario was like “who is this” for Bowser to respond with “none of your goddamn business”

peach very politely, (as always) walks up to Luigi and just introduced herself  Luigi shakes her hand, but doesn’t say anything and only just shifts and shuffles to hide behind Bowser

Mario is looking at him like if he’s trying to decipher some type of optical illusion which just causes Luigi to cower behind Bowser, like a baby chick, hiding its mothers wings. Bowser (ever the wonderful boyfriend he is.) SCOLDS THEM FOR SCARING HIM!!! ( omg I’m dead, literally I’m having so much fun with this idea)

Imma call this au “ the koopa king’s hidden gem”

If you have your own thoughts or ideas for this and want to then by all means do share I’d love to hear them





#the koopa king’s hidden gem #luigi nintendo #bowser #luigi #bowuigi #bowser nintendo #bowser x luigi #bowser and luigi #luigi x bowser #king koopa #bowser/luigi #luigi/bowser #bowigi #if this idea sparks joy then by all means use it for your creativity

[pro-mammonologist]

please,,, i need to know what you think of soft mammon who's so overwhelmingly IN LOVE that it drives him crazy PLEASE i love your hcs and im having such a major mammon brainrot rn i wanna smooch him till he cant BREATHE

OMG I DID NOT SEE THIS BUT THATS HIM LITERALLY

Okay okay you’re sitting on the bed (a literal thought I just had while watching Wednesday) and he’s inching closer and closer, repositioning, and then lifting your shirt to kiss your stomach and puts it back down.

Mammon moving you back on him after sitting up to stretch because more than a milisecond away kills him.

Mammon touching your sides as you stretch and your shirt lifts up a little.

Mammon finding pretty jewels that look like you and taking pics to ask what you like but then deciding to buy them all.

Mammon kissing your back while you lay on your stomach.

Mammon randomly pinching you but kinda soft to get your attention.

Mammon playing with your hair and saying he should learn how to braid just in case you have kids.

Mammon holding you at every moment he sees an opportunity.

Mammon would kiss you again after the first one because it’s so good.

He would also make it a mission to kiss you in every room, every hall, and every place you go because… well. Because he’s a big softie who loves to love you.

He’d think about the smallest things and start to grin and hide his face a little fan girl. Tell me he wouldn’t bury his face in his pillow!!! Tell me he wouldn’t jump out of his skin at a single text!!!! Tell me he wouldn’t freeze when you touch him because he can’t believe you’re touching him but then immediately fold and touch you back!!!!!

I’m in love with him. He’s so fucking amazing and adorable and hot and sexy and cute and beautiful and perfect.

#obey me #mammon x mc #obey me shall we date #mammon #obey me mammon x reader #currently under mammons bed #mammon fluff

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

MY THOUGHTS on Episode Three

Ooooh Victorian era Lokius?

OB MY BABY

B15 MY WIFE

CASEY SWEETHEART

…I really have to pee, but I can’t pause this

Fuck it I’m going to pee

Oooh old timey marvel theme

I really want those Loki trading cards I saw at Target today…

RAVONNA MY BELOVED

I hate her but I love her

MINUTES?!

what is Miss Minutes up to?

Minutes is kinda funny

Timely was a… candlemaker?

OUROBOROS WROTE THAT GUIDEBOOK

why the ominous music? Mid season interesting stuff?

OB!!!

Baby it’s alright you’re doing great you’re so smart I’m so proud of you

I’m so happy that he’s important

Haha memories

Horsey!

Wait

Loki and a horse

Oh no

OMG THEYRE SO CUTE TOGETHER IN THEIR VICTORIAN GETUP

Mobius is so excited about the World’s Fair it’s adorable

Why is the ghost clock haunting the midway what the hell is happening

I would’ve been happier if Loki had enjoyed the Cracker Jack

AWWW HE NOTICED THE POPCORN ON MOBIUS’S CHIN THATS SO CUTE

Uh oh Norse stuff

HA HE AINT EVEN UP THERE

HES SO CUTE WITH HIS BOYFRIEND

Loki do you miss your family

Is it just me or did Ravonna look that lady up and down

You just wanna drink with Loki, Mobius. 

Loki looks so anxious

HE GRABBED HIM IM DEAD

is that the loom?

Why is Timely so awkward

Loki looks so scared…

Uh oh

Does this mean that Ouroboros created the loom and Timely stole it?

Timely is so much like me tbh

He’s neurodivergent I can tell

Oh god he’s actually awesome 

I wanna put him in my pocket 

LOKIUS TOUCHES

why did they touch Ravonna 

This is a scam

He’s got a stutter… that’s lovely :)

He’s gonna bolt with the money isn’t he

You don’t wanna do that big man

Uh oh he just poofed him away

This is awkward

Oh he’s chasing him

I’m actually rooting for timely ngl

Why does this feel like an old silent film… 

You can call people on the tempads?!

WHY IS SYLVIE HERE

SYLVIE STOP IT

I WOULD ROOT FOR YOU SYLVIE BUT 

yeah Loki tell her

Is Ravonna a Lokius hater?

SYLVIE DONT

yeah listen to Loki

But Renslayer didn’t work with the TVA there

Sylvie you poor thing

This is going nowhere just throw someone off the Ferris wheel

Oh this feels like the first finale

OH GOD MINUTES

yeah Syl 

A TANDEM BIKE THIS IS AMAZING

is it weird that I kinda ship Renslayer and Timely?

Smooch you idiots!

MINUTES IS KINDA CUTE

VICTOR IS A CUTIE

WE MUST PROTECT HIM AT ALL TIMES

is Miss minutes jealous?

THE WIZARD GENTLEMAN

HIS BUTLER-

that’s not-

I wanna keep Victor in my pocket 

KACHOW

LOKI IS NOT SOMEONE YOU WANNA FUCK WITH

*saxaphone music*

HES ACKNOWLEDGING OUROBOROS! IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

PAPER FLOWER PAPER FLOWER PAPER FLOWER

MARRY THIS MAN

this makes very little sense but I’m ok with it.

WHO DROPPED HER?!

MINUTES?!?!?!

MISS MINUTES YOU BITCH

I don’t like this version of miss minutes

Miss minutes sounds weird right now. I don’t like the look of it. The sound of it. 

That tone of voice 

OH GOD THIS IS BAD AGAIN

Does Miss Minutes think she’s HWR’s lover?

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE

I DONT LIKE THIS AT ALL

WHAT IS HAPPENING IM CONFUSED

WHAT IN THE FRESH HELL

KEVIN YOU HAVE A LOT TO ANSWER FOR

Ravonna please she was being manipulative

MOMMY- SORRY 

Von?!

Mobius sweetie

WHAT DID HE DO?!

Loki is about to lose his shit on Ravonna for being mean to his boyfriend

SYLVIE MY BABYGIRL

WAIT DONT DO IT BABYGIRL

Loki don’t you dare be in love 

Sylvie stab me instead

Sylvie listen to Victor please

Victor babyboy 

Sylvie stop it

OH THAT LOOK OF HURT ON HER FACE

YES BABYGIRL

IF THEY MAKE MOBIUS IN LOVE WITH RAVONNA I SWEAR TO GOD

oh two hot women battling it out in going to 

OH GOD THE-

OH JESUS SYLVIE STOP BEING HOT

OH GOD

MINUTES STOP IT

MINUTES NO

WHAT IN THE FRESH HELL WAS THAT?!

#loki season 2 #loki #loki series #lokius #loki laufeyson #mobius #marvel #mobius m mobius #loki odinson #loki x mobius

[sophfandoms53]

Okay time to get sappy a week after the finale LMAOO

As always, The Tag is my favorite part of the season and if we get good feeds along with it? A feast. And a majority of this season was like that, and I shall highlight some of my favorite memories from throughout the season and the tag that I will always be thinking about in years to come

- This is the funniest one for me, but us being locked out of the tag during reilly’s eviction and how we discovered that just minutes before the episode started, but that didn’t stop us from live blogging anyway LMAOO.

- And then they had the AUDACITY to announce the pressure cooker was finally coming back the following week and we couldn’t even properly celebrate together so we were all just screaming into the void😭 (or the nether region lol)

- That random vegan person who dropped the season bc Felicia asked for real butter lmao??

- Omg that chipmunk account we all thought was ohthecleverness and y’all called it the squeakuel and i think this person vanished from the tag

- GOING BACK TO THE PRESSURE COOKER, THE FEEDS THAT NIGHT??? Immaculate.

- It was magic to watch that in real time with each other. The shock we were in that the hgs broke an hour and then come to find out they almost broke the original record by mere MINUTES.

- The panic every time someone we liked dropped. The collective “CORY NO”’s live rent free to me.

- Us STRESSING so badly when Cameron wouldn’t let go and then America threw it to him😭 truly was magic tho

- Watching Cory go from someone the tag tolerated to being the IT boy of the season and the tag, iconic, that speech and debate boy had those hgs clawing walls

- Cory shutting down any misogynistic or problematic comment from anyone (the 21 turned 22 year old being the most responsible person this season should be studied)

- Corswhores that’s it LMAOO

- Cory suffering from the second juror curse

- America truly being one of us

- Cirie a queen to watch live

-omg that time Cirie said “I ain’t never played with people this stupid before.” SHE WAS AHEAD OF HER TIME

-Izzy deserved sm better from the edit, you could not escape this girl on the feeds

-The episode edits sucking for a vast majority of the season and for the houseguests (i swear i’ve never seen a season’s edit and its feeds be completely different from each other before how tf did that happen)

- Our collective hatred for the multiverse twist

- FUCKING BOWIE JANE

- Everything about Felicia really, the FBJ remix, her and Mr B (smooches), even tho she was pawned all summer watching her game was so fun

- HISAM ROBBED KING BUT HE SAVED US FROM THE REILLY CULT

- Us being split just like the house during the Izzy flip (we managed to stay more civil than twitter ever did, as we should)

- AND HOW COULD I FORGET THE JARED AND CORY FIGHT IN THE HAVE NOT ROOM???

- Two hours of Jared forcing everyone to go in circles, Cory reaching his limit, Jag coming in, Cirie coming in, Bowie just sitting there

-“Who the fuck is for real for real???”

- This exchange kills me everytime idk why

Cory: You also told me seven deadly sins was fake.

Jared: Who THE FUCK told you that???

Cory: YOU DID.

Jared: You wanna know why I told you that?

- Jared’s “YOU must’ve misunderstood.” about Matt, and then Cory’s immediate “WHOA, WHOA, NO.” Lives rent free

- “Jared, you have been yelling for forty minutes.”

- That gif of Cirie face palming as she listened to her son completely obliterate their games

- Cory’s face palm image

- This happening on a hot dog bed

- Mecole, America, and Blue all getting ready downstairs while this was transpiring upstairs LMAO

- I can literally quote and go on about this fight for hours, and im so mad i cant go back and watch the unedited version anymore (UPDATE SOMEONE UPLOADED IT ON YOUTUBE LETS GO)

- Y’all remember that assignment i did about this fight? Not only did i get a perfect score but i also got a bonus point and my prof wrote a note that i was so descriptive he wanted to watch LMAO

- The post season being less chaotic than the actual season is such a funny ending

-everyone joining cameo???

- And lastly, How did your game change for, I’m gonna say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I :D

Alright all of that highlighted, despite the chaos and the exhaustion of this 100 day season (BB gods never do this to us again oh my god) it’s been such a pleasure to open up the tag and read my morning newspaper the last three months LMAOO.

This has been the most active I’ve been in the tag thus far and with a season this all over place, it was a trip. But, truthfully, I’d do it again. You guys always make all the nonsense worth it because despite the different sides we’ve been on all season, we know this show is a train wreck and that our real enemy is always production 😭

Thank you guys again for such a lovely community these past few months, and we shall be back in few weeks tragically 🥲🫡💙

#its been quite a season 😭 #despite its mediocre ending #it was fun mostly #and thank y’all for that #love you all through all the insanity fr #bb25 #bbrg #this is the new tag right LMAOO

[coeluvr]

Hello dearest!

I don't usually write messages because I have weird, shy internet anxiety, but I wanted to make an exception because compliments always motivate me to keep writing and I need u to keep writing so I can finally h*ld Vincent's h*nd!!! 😔😭🤡

This is one of the few IFs where I actually want to romance all ROs!!! Usually, I have a few I really want to romance and the rest I slog through cause completionist tendencies. But you've done a wonderful job of not only making the characters feel very alive and dynamic but also making them all appealing and attractive.

I usually always want to romance the hater because pettiness fuels me but also love angst with a kill them with kindness mc (I WILL H*LD VINCENTS H*ND OR DIE FIGHTING GOD). So, confirmed Vincent-mancer. His art? HIS EYES. HIS LIPS. PRETTY PRIVELEGE IS REAL AND ALL CRIMES ARE EXCUSED (also I really tried going into it being like he's not sad!!! But, as someone who's been in that place, while not an actual war, he definitely comes across as sad in the sense of a weariness at life and that he's struggling to fit back into his skin as pre-trauma Vincent. Artist did a 10/10 job with all the art because THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL I CREYYYY)

But the chokehold Hunter has on me? They were gonna be first because their personality is appealing to me both fictional and irl but omg everything I read I HAVE TO HAVE MORE. Like it's moved beyond I'd definitely vibe with this character and look forward to their route to i WANT TO SMOOCH THEIR PRETTY FACE OFF. So now confirmed Hunter-mancer (I actually died on the tattoo snippet on patreon is it a good or bad day to be bi?)

Helios kind of types I'm more of a 50/50 with, but obviously gotta do it for the juicy drama. But all stuff with him has just been so ??!!!???😳😳🫠 like he just leaves me more intrigued. Confirmed Helios-mancer. (The amount of times I'm gonna replay his route to try different things is actually gonna be crazy)

Soarine hot women nuff said. But also just ???!!!?!? I can't even form words. I'm so excited for more scenes with her. Confirmed Soarine-mancer. (Ma'am pls step on me respectfully and not so respectfully)

Fadiya as the official best friend (Hunter you're a bestie too but I feel bad like I'm making u choose between me and Helios :((( ) is usually one I'd keep strictly platonic. I love platonic routes as much as romance and nothing grabs me more than having a best friend character in IFs. BUT SHES SO ADORABLE. I WANNA SMOOSH HER CHEEKS. Also I feel her cause I'm that oblivious too 😭😭😭 I always appreciate ifs having the shy and bold type flirting but I need an oblivious idiot one because I'd be accidentally flirting with her like I do with all my friends without realizing I'm in love with her (and then be unable to speak to her once I realize because flirting? With people that aren't just platonic friends??? That I have feelings for????? Sounds fake). I gotta write the fanfic now (and perhaps share with u once I get over my shyness)

I really am looking forward to the next chapter! I'm so glad I subscribed on patreon too :))) keep up the good work (it also motivates me to cure my depression and post my stuff too)

💙💙💙💙💙

This is so sweet, anon 🥺 Thank you for sending me this message!!

I'm so glad all of the ROs are appealing to you! I love them all so much they're all beautiful and have so much to their stories. 🥰

Vincent's pretty privilege is insane lmao so many people folded when they saw him 😭 I guess Vincent's inner sadness seeped through because he's really okay #trust but then I probably have a wildly different definition of okay haha very low standards of living over here. He was also never trauma free lol my man just going through it. 🤭

I understand your love for Hunter!! They are just very... very. The tattoo part is one of my favs too they're so smooth with it like okay you're popular with everyone we get it 🙄 *cries to sleep*

Helios is super interesting to me because of the way he handles things and his mindset like I need to study him under a microscope. His route will definitely fulfill all your desires for drama! 🥳

Soarine hot woman. Real. She can ruin my life any day.

Fadiya is perfection and a gift from the gods because she's just so 🥹🥹 I love her to bits and she's going to be so fun to write.

Thank you for your kind words! I love these kind of messages so you're right hehe. Definitely gave me a boost! 💗

#coe answers

[neet-elite]

omg your brain... mama's boy sam... calls his partner mommy once on accident and almost dies of embarrassment but she's fine with it. probably calls him baby boy in return and lets him take what he wants. isn't it a mother's job to provide for her babies? -🌸

your brain is so big thank you for this thought it is so healing to me <3

i wanna look after him so bad.... truly so so bad, i wanna baby him my baby boy... wanna cradle his stupid face with his lovedrunk dumb smile and smooch all over his cheeks, doting on him from above before smooshing his face back between my tits ughhhhhh i love him so much...

he would be so embarrassed the first time mommy slipped from his kiss bruised lips. probably mumbles them against your nipples, tugging on his hair a little too hard to try and get him off ur tits but he moans mommy instead and his face is immediately all red hot and blushy before he hides against your tits some more. if it were me i'd instantly forget about how he's been sucking on em for the past half hour and encourage him to continue, cooing down at him so sweetly while stroking his hair. ignoring the poke of his hardening cock against my thighs because the moment is so soft and so cute and he's just so happy and content to just suck on your tits for the time being please don't disturb him </3

bet he gets off to you wincing too, flicking his tongue over your nipples one too many times just to watch your face contort in a mix of pain and lust and to receive the gasped warning of baby boy again and again </3 drunk on the taste of your skin in his mouth as he rolls his tongue over your tits, and high on the feeling of being taken care of. encouraged, your nails raking over his scalp in a way that has him shivering into you, cock already leaking again when he realises how he's acting like such a baby right now and still you love him.

waaaaaah i need to breast feed him.... which starts a whole NEW discussion about how much of a menace he is if he gets you pregnant </////3 i have so many horny and non horny thoughts about dad sam it's stupid. ........

#💌mail #im going insane im delirious #🌸 anon

[polteergeistt]

i see you freaking about how hot iii is and i would just like to second that motion of yours

big boyfriend long boyfriend of him to be that way

i wanna touch his fuzzy buzzed hair on the sides

WAAAHHUFIROTKRI OMG KATE WHAT

This man.

I want to touch every fuzzy part of him and pet him like a cat. Period. And by every part I mean every part. And yes please and thank you I would like to pet the tall creepy hot guy. Please kidnap me and lock me in your basement with all due respect.

You know when your mind is foggy with sleepy and your motions are very sluggish and your just ghnhhhgggggg. I want to caress him while being like that. Run a clumsy finger across his shaved side and through his hair. And then cover his whole face with my hand and boop his nose and squish his cheeks. I'd giggle omfg-

I swear I'm not that dumb but I get really silly and stoopeed when pretty man who looks like he could kill me but would also sing me to sleep. I'm having so many silly ideas of cuddles and loving and stuff. I'm going to need my daughter's emotional support. She is very kind.

I would also like to lick his shaved sides. It just looks tasty texture-wise, y'know ? Just a little slurrrpp and kissies. So many kissies he would drown in them. Like. Ridiculous amount of smooches on his idiotic head and face and nose and cheek and jaw and fod. He is so boyfriend I'm going to clutch at my chest and weep because he is not against it.

I would spend my life admiring this man for his playing and his humor and antics and silly bits and shouts and looks and all he is as a person because every single one of his characteristics would not have as much value without the others. Because yes shaved sides are cool bit it's his shaved sides. We would not go as crazy over this detail if it wasn't for him. You know what ? That is freacking beautiful to me. He is so valued and loved and cared for and cherished. I love this fandom and myself for being a part of it.

#polteergeistt ask #polteergeistt rambles #i have severe daddy issues and crippling yearning syndrome #and by the gods i love it. i love loving. #i love having feelings #kate i am smooching u #and extra smooch mr kate for me #and echo #smooch the kibby baby

[beenbaanbuun]

HI BUNNYY!! HOW ARE YOU TODAY!!

i just read what you posted and OMGGGG! SANNIEEEEE IM SCREAMING AND KICKING MY FEET!! I CANT WAIT TO SEE MORE OF HIM! the poor man must have been traumatized though, but he has to get used to it 🫡. AND THE LITTLE ASK OF SWEET SAN AND SLIGHTLY JEALOUS YEOSANG IM IN LOVEEEEE OMG!! im fangirling like crazy right now, youre spoiling us with content i swear (/pos). I AM JUST SO EXCITED! I WANNA ASK SO MANY THINGS ABOUT SAN, BUT ALSO I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH I CAN ASK WITHOUT IT BEING TOOOOO MUCH OF A SPOILER (or being annoying 😔). he didn't even make an official introduction and i'm already attached to him omg 😔😔.

also the matz smut i was blushing like crazy, why are they so hot i am so weak. i am too obsessed with them like, if i start speaking about how much i love the way you write matz i will literally never shut up. AND ALSO YEOSANG BEING A LITTLE MENACE, HES SO CUTE I WANNA SQUISH HIM. I WANNA GIVE HIM A LITTLE SMOOCH EVEN IF HES BEING A TEASE. HES JUST TOO CUTE I CANT HELP IT!!

I ALSO WANNA SAY THAT I LOVE DARLING SO MUCH. shes an icon, shes a legend and shes the moment.

I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE THE REST OF THE CHARACTERS TOO!! THE THINGS YOU SAID ABOUT GHOSTS OMG, DARLING IS FINALLY MEETING HER BESTIE IN PERSONNN??? 👀👀 i just know she would be SO happy.

ANYWAYS!! I HOPE YOUR DAY IS GOING SO GOOD, YOU DESERVE AMAZING DAYS AND TO FEEL AMAZING!! TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF!! SENDING YOU POSITIVE ENERGY AND LOTS OF HUGS TOO! 🫂🩷

— 🩰

EEEEEEEE THANK YOU!!!!! i was so excited to introduce san and i was going to make you wait longer but i just had to introduce him because butler!sannie is what we all need!!! he’s just be so dumbfounded and confused all the time because what the fuck is going on in this house?? why has he ended up with goth mommy and daddy and their pastel darling who always has a werewolf draped over her shoulders?? honestly, what the hell is he doing there…

and the matz smut!!!! hehehe…. i hadn’t written smut for them in a while so i had to give you guys a little something, right?

IM SO HAPPY YOU LIKED IT!!!! i know i’ve said it a billion times but i love this series and i love these characters and you’re right, darling is an icon and she absolutely has these men wrapped around her little finger!!

MWAH <333

[jesterballs]

This is spoilers for my story, so if you don't want spoilers, don't read ^^

You shrugged it off. Maybe you were paying too much attention to him.

Yeah. You were definitely paying too much attention.

He pulled down his hood fully. And, god. Your heart squeezed like a snake curled around it. The metaphorical snake bit your heart slightly, making you snap out of it.

Donnie's phone rang in his pocket, and he answered.

“Shello, this is Don—” Donnie said into the phone with a smug smile.

“DONNIE, HELP! RAPH BROUGHT A GIRL OVER! A GIRL! CODE PINK! PINK, DONATELLO! WHERE ARE YOU?!” A frantic males voice yelled, to where you could hear him loud and clear, making you and Donnie wince.

“Wait a minute,” Donnie's eyes narrowed. “A girl? It's not like it's the first time he's—” Then he got cut off again.

“No! I mean, like, his crush! The girl he's been talkin’ about since last year!” The voice said.

“Holy.. uh. I'll try to be there as fast as possible. I'm walking a girl home right now so it might be awhile.” Donnie said, a bit nervously.

#jesterballs #rottmnt is so silly #rise donnie #omg he is so hot i wanna smooch him #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #donatello x reader #rottmnt donnie #donnie tmnt #donatello #i’m so 🥰🥰🥰

[lookismaddict]

oh. PLEASE. gun is literally making it hard for me to not resist the urge to just sit on his lap and smooch him like mannn why are you so hot who are u trying to impress by that beautiful alluring face??!! man's so hot it got my chillingly toes curling mouth watering leg kicking back bending tear falling scrumptious mouth gut clenching sheet gripping drool worthy leg twitching coma inducing breedable slurpiest creamiest yummiest cheek spreading breathtaking moanable like WOW sir. I'm speechless! 🥺

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAAGSJSHAJS . I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OMG. 🖤 (I’m in literal tears rn. 😭) AND YESSSS THATS WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING, SHEEEEESH. THIS MAN IS SCRUMP-DIDDLY-UMPTIOUS. LIKE MM. MMM. MMMMMM. 🥵 WHO WOULDNT WANNA SIT ON THIS MAN’S LAP AND DO ALL OF THAT. Maaaaaaan, he got us down bad frfr. I’d bend over for this man in a heartbeat. Gymnastics? Yes, I’ll do it for him. Like daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry… 😳

#HELP I CANT BREATHE #THIS REALLY IS THE ENERGY THAT HE BE GIVING US ALL #lookism #lookismaddict #lookismaddictq&a #lookism thoughts #gun park #park jonggun lookism #lookism jonggun #park jonggun #lookism gun

[minkkumaz]

everyday i wake up and pretend im woonhaks teddy ☺️🙏 (we cuddled swearrr)

HOW WAS SCHOOL!!? and have u seen the cute video of them reacting to their charting on melon :33

my personal woonhak cuddle hcs!! ><

• wants to be big spoon so bad,, (he ends up getting spooned in the middle of the night cause he kept moving)

• whenever readers laying down woonhak lays beside them and plays with their hair, shortly after he gives a big smooch on the readers forehead (just like what jaehyun did to him!!)

• before he met the reader, he cuddled with those huggable long pillows, then it became a giant teddy bear (a gift he bought for the reader a few weeks prior, he wanted to make sure it smelt like him, so he’d hug it every night before bed..)

• hes warm. SUPER warm all the time.

• “why do you need a blanket, i’m right here”

• 100% invites reader to movie nights in his shared dorm.. jaehyun and taesan watch as woonhak actually turns into a baby in the readers arms..

• playing w hair + cuddles is a MUST? ABSOLUTE MUST in the relationship.

• sometimes he just sprawls over readers lap to wrap his arms around their waist!!

i was thinking abt woonhak the whole day during classes,, ahhshgxh woonhak i love him sm :( ❤️

-🍉

everyday i wake up and pretend my body pillow was actually yungyu (it was)

school was alright, still so much flipping homework :,). AND YES I DID SEE THE VIDEO THEY WEREE ACTUALLY SO CUTE BYE WHEN THEY KEPT SAYING "is this fr?!?!" IM LIKE YESS MY BABIES AND ITS DESERVED!

and omg ur hcs ><

i enjoy being little spoon but i overheat SOOO FAST i hate being hot when im sleeping it makes me feel gross

i shed a tear at this bc if he played with my hair and kissed me on the forehead WOOOOFSDKHJ

stop i also be sleeping with big huggable pillows like i just need to hug something (im big spoon coded tbh but i wanna BEEE HUGGED while also huggging something (imagining platonic cuddle sessions with all the boys like BRO ID DIE id also fall in love with one of them for sure LMAOOO))

UGH why must woonhak be warm all the time

id love for him to be sprawled on my lap dkjfhbskhb ill poke his face and just squish him because hes so cute

i was thinking about yungyu all day as per usual </3 we fr need our boys to get us through the day

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[cobrrastyle]

Am a bit sick ATM so this is completely peojecty but ghost billy with a friend or so with a cold. I just think hes a great alternative to an ice pack if you have a fever

a.n. sure thing! that last bit got me chuckling LMAO and omg AUUGHHH noooo!! ANON! HYDRATE. remember to get plenty of rest 😭 take it easy, okay? if by the time you're reading this you're in good health—good. if not, i hope you get well soon! <333

𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝗦𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗦/𝗢

𝅘𝅥𝅲  gn!reader

𝅘𝅥𝅲  relationship. established romantic

𝅘𝅥𝅲  warnings. none

𝅘𝅥𝅲  edited. n/a

• he loves you. so much so its astounding. that being said,

• mf is gonna be grossed tf OUT at first.

• he tries to hide it, he really does, but when you start coughing and it sounds like that minecraft munching sound?? crunchy??? omg cue the crooked lop-sided grin, the guy breaks.

• the second he sees snot dribbling down your nose, mans will waste no time shape-shifting into some kind of hazmat suit.

• he insists comically and ever so dramatically that he doesn't want to get sick—the fact that he's a ghost flying completely over his head.

• like bruh be fr rn 💀

• offer to kiss him on the lips as a joke and he will visibly recoil 😭 again, he loves you, but there's no way he's going to do that!

• he will go out of his way for you tho! his bro spence has gotten a few fevers here and there, so he isn't entirely new to this sort of thing.

• doesn't take long before "doctor billy" takes over, diagnosing you with a bad case of the cold as if you didn't already suspect that yourself. goofiness aside, he's gonna do the best he can to make you feel better! mans was really looking forward to hanging with you and it hurts him to see you not at your best :(

• your wish is his command!

• feeling hot? say less! he will turn his arms into a fan and blow you away

• he's going to verbally consider plastering some ectoplasm on your forehead to cool you down. do NOT. i repeat, DO NOT let him do this unless you wanna ghostify yourself 💀

• cold? he's gotcha covered! he's going to steal blankets from the wrights and bring 'em to you.

• will rummage through your medicine cabinet, and cast any embarrassment aside 'cause he'll insist on spoon-feeding you your medication.

• very adamant on taking care of you and will not let you over-exert yourself. it's chaos if you're the type to get restless (having been in your bed for so long) and wanna get things done. be it college hw, work, or chores, he'll just escort you back to your bed (hilariously, by force if he has to).

• pull a trick on him by telling him to do stuff in another room, and it's only a matter of time before he catches you red-handed trying to leave your bed

"hey babe—whoa! no! you are NOT going anywhere!"

• personal hc incoming: he's a terrible cook. the cobra has never picked up a cooking utensil in his life! so when he tells you he's going to make you soup? INSTANT PANIC.

• you can try offering him some help, but don't be surprised when he lays you back down on your mattress. i'm telling you, it won't work. he's a man on a mission. nothing will stop him!

• he'll make a mess of your kitchen, obviously struggling, but you know he means well <3

• what he brings back isn't the most... tasteful dish. tbh it's hard to swallow whatever he's put in there with phlegm clogging your throat. you're over here on the verge of gagging and he's looking at you, eyes wide with anticipation.

"well? whaddya think? pretty good, huh?"

• please please PLEASE give him a smile + a thumbs up. for him! 😭

• eventually, sweet bby ends up craving your touch and he'll swoop right under the covers with you. to hell with feeling icky, he is needy!

• he'll smooch your forehead before resting his head in the crook of your neck <33

• billy may get a little stir-crazy after a while, but he'll never leave you on your own. it's at times like these when his acts of service shine!

• will clean the mess he made and tidy up your home a tad. gives it a little bit of the "cobra touch" while he's at it too!

• getting tired comes by real easy, but actually getting some shut-eye while having your nose stuffed/throat sore is a bit of a challenge for some. fear not! billy's gonna do whatever it takes to get your mind off it!

• counting sheep? nonno, we're counting bro puns in this house 🥴

• he does this cute little thing where he counts every pun on his fingers. he gets so in the zone that he's a little surprised when he turns to look at you and you're fast asleep. ofc, if you wanna stay up and join in on his little bro-fest, he's all ears!

• get into a coughing fit during all this and mans will go from giggling to screaming thinking you're dying 💀

• not in the mood? that's okay! he'll play some soft tunes on his guitar/keyboard to lull you to sleep, or generally as you sleep. he has no problem singing you to sleep either. in fact, it serves as a major boost to his ego when he's successfully gotten a few snores out of you!

• when it comes down to it, billy worries about you immensely and can't wait for you to recover💙

#dtmg #bjc #billy joe cobra x reader #ghost!billy

[lale-txt]

Emotionally supportive DILF anon back at it again with another Kaido hot take(holiday edition)

Someone tied mistletoe to one of his horns while he was sleeping and now he’s confused as to why people keep stopping to kiss him (and by people I mean me and you ❤️)

hello omg? o(TヘTo)

the mental image of this is so adorable, you make me wanna write this so badly!

hear me out: irritated Beast Pirates looking at him, questioning if this is a joke or a trap; Ulti walking away with gagging noises, Black Maria twirling her hair, Sasaki and Who's Who exchanging nervous glances, Drake taking a mental note to ask for a raise while King is the brave one and leans in for a kissy with tongue. both you and me cheering, taking turns in smooching the dragon dilf until he got little hearts buzzing around his head

and speaking of Kaido... i might have a little treat for you in the queue ehehe

#lale.ask #emotionally supportive dilf anon <3 #i can't remember if i gave you your own hashtag I'M SORRY #you can have one to your liking #also thank you for this cute mental image i adore it #always love me a hot take (holiday edition)

[hyunverse]

omfg the duality of skz alone makes me insane but when it’s hyunjin it’s just 😩. bc he’s so sexy as is so when he acts all cute and shy it’s like BOOM whiplash !!! me too. like let me squish your face and smooch you but also like sit on your lap and bite your bottom lip 😋

i am SO excited for lollapalooza. they’re going to do so amazing and i’m so happy to see them get so much recognition lately. YESS HYUNLIX IS SO PARISSS and hyunlix w vocalracha combo is just so cute. i bet there was lots of giggles that day and that just makes my heart warm hehe. i wanna go on a museum date w hyunjin, then go take cute pics w felix, then eat bread w jeongin the bread king himself, and then go shopping w seungmo muahahaha. i have it all planned out. and you better come too 😠

hyune air thrusting will be BACK i swear on it. no more changbin popping is what’s gonna break me. need to see those hips in action ASAP !!!!!! and i want mischievous minho back pls and thank u

also unrelated but saw a clip from chans room of him scolding stays for like hating on jyp company and oh my god he wasn’t even being that serious or mad AND I WAS ACTUALLY GONNA CRY. i understand why they say he’s scary when he’s mad bc if he ever talked to me like that omfg i’d be sobbing 😭. i used to jokingly say he’s the type where you get him mad on purpose bc it would be hot to see his reaction but i have since changed my mind !!!!

kisses 4 u bc ur the light of my life and u belong in my pocket RN !!!

URE SO REAL LMAO I WUD DO ANYTHING FOR HYUNE... LEMME KISS THAT MAN DAWG... 🙏feel like he's the type of boyfriend who wouldn't mind kissing for hours. he just gives off that vibe hehe.

I KNOWWW THEY'RE GONNA BE PLAYING ALONG INTERNATIONAL ARTISTS!! LIKE THAT'S SO CRAZY. i will come with u bae 🫡 wud love to spend my day with bokseungah + hyune. it feels so fun and just, bff vibes yk?? talking abt bread mm im craving for toast. toast with scrambled eggs and cheese. yum yum. i love english breakfasts <3

hyune cannot go a single concert without thrusting the air. like mister sir this is a kfc drive thru. his hip swaying is so sexy doe... like that time when they were performing fam. hanji's reaction is me fr 🤌mmm changbin's poppin <333 HE LOOKS SO GOOD DOING IT LIKE SPARE US ALL SOME MERCY?? need 2 see minho smacking they asses even more bcs those clips always make my day 😭

YEAH OMG THAT VID IS SCARY LOL maybe im just sensitive towards harsh tones but i felt like i was personally getting scolded 😟 omg i feel like the member that would look hot when pissed is minho. and seungmin omg i feel like they'd get hot when angry. i think felix on the other hand just cusses LOL.

i whole-heartedly accept the kisses!! sending u smooches back hehe

#rin's lovemail! #grace lovelie 🐈‍⬛

[a-kaash-me-outside]

tori. Tori. TORI!!!!

CHAPTER 7???? WHATTHEFUCKKKK

I’M Screaming WHAT THE HELL

ALL… OF THAT WAS JUST PERFECTION. DOWN TO EVERY WORD. SERIOUSLY, YOU OUTDO MY EXPECTATIONS EVERY DAMN TIME

You wanna know what line.. REALLY did it for me though.???

“god, i want to fuck you so bad, but can i kiss you a little longer first?”

I WAS LITERALLY YELLING!!! LIKE I WAS HYPERVENTILATING SO BAD I HAD TO PUT MY PHONE DOWN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES AND TAKE A LAP AROUND MY HOUSE OHNYMGODOSISHDNFJ

the way,,, he was so soft aswell ( for the most parts ) but i feel bad because i don’t really forgive him? apart of me still wants to be petty and go fuck makki for revenge but apart of my just wants to give him a slap on the wrist for being an idiot and then give him a fat SMOOCH because he’s so (ꈍ‿ꈍ)

ALSO THW WHOLE SCENE WITH THE PILLOW?? GOT ME DEAD. I WAS SCREAMING!!! LIKE THATS SO HOT WTFHAIQJDNFOXKQB

BUT!! YEAH!! YOU DID SO WELL WITH THE WRITING AND JUST HOW ITS STRUCTURED LIKE,,, lord have mercy. i AM about to bust. omg also i have a question 🤭

so they’re like.. on better terms now, right? but will they go back to their romance-ey acts of intimacy like before? e.g the cuddling or meeting with his brother & friends or will yn be abit more strict when it comes to that?

LOVE U LOTS!!!

- m 🐇💌

HAHAHAHA. OKAY. god. everyone is highlighting the kiss me a little longer part ANNNNDDD the baby scene and i love it. i love it. they're the most desperate and needy and uwu scenes in it and i love it.

the vibes and structure of their relationship is kinda a bit more explained in the next chapter! so!!! <3 yes. we will get a bit more and then bam, an epilogue also so!!!!!!!

glad you liked it m bb. <3

#shut up tori #asks! #m 🐇💌! #twrt convo!