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﴿ وَاللَّهُ غالِبٌ عَلى أَمرِهِ وَلكِنَّ أَكثَرَ النّاسِ لا يَعلَمونَ﴾
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ريح دماغك من ازاي وامتى وفين
اللي عايزه ربنا هايكون
صباح الخير
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*Customer drives into "Campbell's Motors"*
Customer; Hi, hello nice to meet you. Mrs Campbell I presume?
Bernie; Ah, no. I'm Bernie. Mrs Wolfe...
Customer; Oh, I'm so sorry. I just presumed...
Bernie; Mrs Campbell is my wife.
Customer; Oh! That was very sweet of you to name your garage after her.
Bernie; Ha! No... It was mostly to annoy her actually...
Customer; Oh? So why did you name it "Campbell's Motors"?
Bernie; *pause* Because I turn her on.
*Serena furiously walks out of the office having overhead Bernie*
Serena; BERNIEEE!!!
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Keeping this in mind for tonight if the party of forced birthers takes Congress.
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FIRST RAINBOW OF THE YEAR
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I'm not here to WIN!
I'm here to make friends.
And boy, I am losing
(is this anything)
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MY NEW LAPTOP HAS ARRIVED
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Totally styled my hair like Aemond Targaryen, my role model.
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Seeing old WWII warbirds fly overhead like ??????? The fuck??????? Cool but the fuck is happening?????
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