i still cant believe that i have not heard a single person say that while watching saf, they thought owen was the dma (or that he and curt were together)
the closest i ever saw was someone saying "owen HAS to come back, i loved him so much i don't want him to be dead" throughout their reaction.
its so incredibly obvious, but somehow these god forsaken writers made it just the perfect balance of "not clear enough to guess it" and "so obvious on a second watch"
HINTS TO OWEN BEING THE DMA:
DMA does not have an official name
he does not have any backstory or motive for what he does
he has this unknown hatred and history with curt mega
the ONLY British secondary/main characters in SAF: Owen and DMA
a pretty known one but still: "To show you the horror of staying alive" "Doesn't even matter if I killed my best friend"
He has no reason for anything he does until the reveal. why is he with baron? idk. why does he hate curt? idk. what is his plan? idk, kill people maybe?
Owen is bathed in red light during the opening number, while Curt is in blue
only torture scenes are owen and dma
"Boorrrinnng!" "you fucking asked!" always feels like owen breaking the dma facade for a hot second
i cannot stress this enough, WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT DMA, SO MUCH THAT IT GOES BEYOND HIS IDENTITY. ALL WE SEE IS A SCARY BRITISH GUY WHO DOES THESE THINGS FOR REASONS THAT ARE COMPLETELY UKNOWN .
his reaction to meeting curt in the deal with sergio, immediatly trying to kill him, but giving up after the gun doesnt work, "YOU." "this aint over between you and me!"
this supposed "history" with curt that only he knows or mentions "ive waited so damn long for this" "ive been waiting for this moment for such a long time"
HINTS TO CURTWEN:
choreography in opening number
"Pass me one of the charges, love"
just the "vibe"
'Your Heart, he'll break' "you know you broke my heart"
Instead of a woman dying in bond films, Owen is the one who dies
all the flashbacks to owen
the reveal of curt being gay, of course being awesome on its own, almost being a lead-up to the reveal
jumping off of that, that detail means a lot more once you watch one step ahead and see the choreo and hear the lyrics
"My b-...partner owen"
speaking of which, they're called partners despite being from different agencies from different countries
"I don't like that look in your eyes, yes six minutes" "oh, you love it."
im sure there are more but off the top of my head, its amazing how obvious it is but so surprising in the moment, i love it so much
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Boo Boo
Adrian Tepes x Female!Reader
Word Count: 1.5k
Summary: After a small fight, you two make up in the oddest of ways.
Sculpted by the gods. That’s the best way to describe the dhampir, Adrian Tepes.
He always scoffs when you say stuff like that. But the pink that dusts his pale cheeks is enough to keep the compliments flowing.
Love is a powerful word to describe your feelings for one another. Too powerful- it makes you a bit clammy thinking about it. Four letters but enough to break a person's entire being.
Adrian isn’t as in tune with his emotions as he may like to appear. Either pushing them away, or letting them devour him completely. No in between. Not the healthiest individual, but neither were you.
That’s what makes this all the more terrifying. Working to better yourselves, for each other. Wanting to be a healthier, more open minded person. Together- for each other.
It’s kind of romantic, wanting to change for the better.
Baby steps at first, beginning with drinking more water and eating healthier. Adrian constantly nags you for all the junk you eat, so you allow him to cook whatever he deems “proper cuisine”.
For Adrian, he’s working on relaxing. As bizarre as that sounds, trying to wrestle the man down for an afternoon nap is almost impossible. Now for a half hour a day, he has to either meditate or nap. No reading, or eating, or whatever mindless hobby he’s picked up. Just sitting there, alone with his thoughts.
This little self help duo you formed has been going well for the most part. Up until he showed up.
It wasn’t a big surprise when newcomers came to the little village Adrian founded. Most of them are stragglers, wandering from town to town then leaving after a few nights. And sometimes, rarely, they even come to have dinner in the castle.
He said his name was ‘Owen’, but after the stunt he pulled you’re not even sure that was his real name.
It was your idea to invite him over for dinner, after he told you a sob story about his awful travels and the loss of his parents. Pity invite, but an invite nonetheless.
“Lovely home you got.” His eyes roamed the beautiful interior.
“Thanks but it’s not mine. Adrian’s father passed it down to him.”
“You don’t say.” Even then you should have noticed his wandering eyes.
Dinner went well, he talked about his parents and seemed like a genuinely decent guy. Someone who’s had shit luck and needed to see that there was still goodness in the world.
Well that genuine nature turned out to be a load of horseshit. He wandered off to “take a leak” and you both found him in the attic, trying to swipe some magic weapons. He panicked and grabbed a nearby dagger, swinging it at you. It only nicked you but Adrian beat him to a pulp. You don’t know if the man would be alive if you weren’t there.
After kicking him out and threatening him never to return, it’s been tense between you both. He’s clearly upset but refuses to say anything. Adrian’s always been a bit cautious about inviting guests into the castle, for good reason- Dracula’s castle is known by many.
Laying back to back in the darkness of your shared bedroom is not how you wanted to spend the night. He never lays on his side, claiming it’s better for blood circulation to lay flat on your back- so you know for sure he’s angry. Plus the small dramatic sighs he keeps letting out.
“Are you gonna talk about it or keep sighing all night?” The silent treatment was not part of your self improvement journeys.
“There’s nothing to talk about. Good night.” It's curt and full of attitude.
Sitting up quickly, you look at him. He feels you shifting but makes no move to face you.
“Adrian.”
Nothing.
“Adrian, talk to me.”
Still nothing.
“Fine.”
The feeling of weight lifting off the bed has his attention, as he peeks over his shoulder to watch you grabbing your pillows.
“Where are you going?” He’s sitting up now, watching you clutch your pillow on a journey to the door.
“Sleeping in the guest room.”
He rolls his eyes.
“Don’t be absurd.”
“Adrian you’ve been an ass to me all day. You’re acting like you’re the one who got attacked!”
He looks at your wrapped forearm, sighing and laying back down.
“If you had listened to me in the first place, none of this would have happened.”
“Oh, so now you want to say shit.” Throwing the pillows at the foot of the bed, and crossing your arms. “As if you haven’t invited plenty of people over to the castle.”
“I have not.” The accusation has him sitting up on his elbows, furrowed brow.
“That couple from Lupu?”
“His wife was pregnant.”
“Those kids from Salo?”
“They were too young to be adventuring into the woods at night.”
“That cute guy from Hanna?”
“He was… very hungry.” Fumbling and struggling to keep eye contact.
“And cute.”
Adrian huffs in anger, the pout on his face would be upsetting if it weren’t so adorable.
“And now one bad apple comes through, after a couple dozen good ones.”
Crawling up the bed on all fours has him shifting up a bit. Almost like prey under a predator.
Finally stopping once you’re fully straddling his thighs, knees slightly bent making a perfect seat for your ass.
“You’re being a real arse to me, when I got a boo boo.” You hold up your arm like a wounded animal, giving a small pout.
He takes the bait and gently grasps your wrist, bringing the bandage to his lips. Ever so careful, his lips put barely any pressure on your wound.
“Perhaps…” Adrian pulls his lips away, “I have been a bit of a ‘jerk’.”
“Mmhmm.”
“How can I make it up to you?”
It’s a sweet request, pure even. He’s giving you a look filled with adoration and love. Mouth slightly agape revealing his pearly whites, two fangs one display. Cupping his cheek makes him gulp, the look in your eye making him equal parts nervous and excited.
“I can think of a few things.”
Leaning down, planting a kiss on his jawline, then along his neck, reaching his shoulder. No time to process what’s happening, you dig your teeth into the skin showing from his nightgown.
“Ah!” That cry wasn’t one of surprise, but pleasure.
“There, now we both have boo boos.” The joke doesn’t process with him, too busy panting - eyes not focused on anything.
“You okay?” His arms wrap around your waist, pulling you against him. Based on the hardness pressed against your panties, he’s more than okay.
“You liked that?” He only nods, words failing.
He’s too much, and not enough. The pink flush across his cheeks, twitching between his thighs, and soft pants- wetness already damping your underwear.
Hand creeps up his back, landing snuggly in his hair at the base of his head. One small tug and he folds, granting access to the expanse of his neck. Wasting no time, you sink your teeth into the unmarked skin. Not enough to bruise, but it leaves a ring of small crescents. But that's not enough, for either of you.
One bite turns into two, then three, soon his neck is almost as pink as his cheeks. The last bit is the hardest, even when he cries out in pleasure, you don't pull away. Instead giving a small suck to the abused skin.
“Oh- ahh…” He falls back, your weight on top of him. Back of his hand flies up to his mouth, trying to silence some of the cries leaving him.
“When we agreed to try new things, I never had this in mind.”
“Quiet.” He tries to be intimidating, but fails completely.
“Seems like you’re the one making all the noise.” All it takes is small thrusts against his dick to get him squirming again.
Reaching down to rub him through the nightgown, his cock leaving a small wet patch on the fabric.
“P-please…” he whimpers, and just the desperation alone has you throbbing. “Touch me.”
“I am, pretty boy.”
“Don’t be annoying.” he glares, at least tries to. The rubbing becomes full on jerking, making his leg kick a bit. Like he’s full of energy that needs to be released somehow.
Shifting off him, and laying beside him. Pulling the gown up to reveal his muscular thighs and dripping cock. Small veins travel up the shaft, leaking pink tip revealed, twitching and begging for stimulation.
“Wanna come?” These two words have him nodding eagerly, shame is the last thing on his mind right now.
Starting to jerk him off again, and his reaction is immediate. Nothing but a jumble of ‘yes’ and ‘more’.
But once your hand slows to a complete halt, his eyes snap open, irritated.
“I was close.”
“I know.”
Moving down the bed until your mouth is by his crotch, planting a kiss on his weeping tip.
“But I wanted you to finish in my mouth…” his dick twitches, but you still ask, “Is that alright?”
To which he nods so fast he might have pulled something.
Smirking as you bring your lips back to his cock, giving the shaft a few kitten licks, gouging his reaction.
“You wanna come for me, Adrian?” Sucking on his tip, saltiness filling your mouth.
“F-fuck! Yes!” His head tosses side to side, blonde hair splayed against the pillow. Such a lovely sight.
“Good boy.”
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Round 1: Ides of March (Mar 15, 7AM EST)
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Anakin/Obi-Wan vs. Macaque/Sun Wukong (Lego Monkie Kid)
Shouichi/Byakuran vs. Sasuke/Naruto
Griffith/Guts vs. Soowon/Hak
Anthy/Utena vs. Andrey/Goncharov
Komaeda/Hinata vs. Akechi/Joker
John Silver/James Flint (Black Sails/Treasure Island) vs. Curt/Owen (Spies are Forever)
Sasha/Anne (Amphibia) vs. Bill Cipher/Ford Pines
Homura/Madoka (PMMM: Rebellion) vs. Ryo/Akira (Devilman)
Judas/Jesus vs. GLaDOS/Chell
Nagi/Reo (Blue Lock) vs. Geto/Gojo
Lelouche/Suzaku vs. Seishiro/Subaru
Erik/Charles (X-Men) vs. The Master/The Doctor
Brutus/Caesar vs. Ennis/Jack (Brokeback Mountain)
Josh/Neku vs. He Xuan/Shi Qingxuan
Hannibal/Will vs. Louis/Lestat
Adora/Catra vs. Terezi/Vriska
Round 2: Mar 17, 8PM EST
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Anakin/Obi-Wan vs. Sasuke/Naruto
Griffith/Guts vs. Anthy/Utena
Akechi/Joker vs. John Silver/James Flint
Bill Cipher/Ford Pines vs. Homura/Madoka
Judas/Jesus vs. Geto/Gojo
Lelouche/Suzaku vs. Erik/Charles
Brutus/Caesar vs. Joshua/Neku
Hannibal/Will vs. Terezi/Vriska
Round 3: March 18, 11:30PM EST
Sasuke/Naruto vs. Anthy/Utena
Akechi/Joker vs. Homura/Madoka
Judas/Jesus vs. Lelouche/Suzaku
Brutus/Caesar vs. Hannibal/Will
Semifinals: March 20, 6AM EST
Anthy/Utena vs. Homura/Madoka
Judas/Jesus vs. Hannibal/Will
Finals: March 21, 8AM EST
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Revival Match: March 22nd, 9PM EST
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The Master/The Doctor vs. Terezi/Vriska vs. John Silver/James Flint
Ryo/Akira vs. He Xuan/Shi Qingxuan vs. Geto/Gojo
Griffith/Guts vs. Seishiro/Subaru vs. Nagi/Reo
Louis/Lestat vs. Ennis/Jack vs. GLaDOS/Chell
Andrey/Goncharov vs. Sasha/Anne (Amphibia) vs. Soowon/Hak
Shouichi/Byakuran vs. Josh/Neku vs. Komaeda/Hinata
Erik/Charles vs. Anakin/Obi-Wan vs. Bill Cipher/Ford Pines
Macaque/Sun Wukong vs. Curt/Owen vs. Adora/Catra
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