#pao says shit

[harmonictechnicality]

Eddie’s Memory Log: Day 2-5

part 1 here | part 3 here | part 4 here | part 5 here | part 6 here

(ao3 link here)

There’s chewed up bits of food splattered violently all over the hospital lunch tray.

“Are you trying to feed me or torture me, Harrington?” Eddie wipes his mouth with the back of his arm.

Eddie still remembers Steve’s name.

“Kung Pao Chicken.” Steve over enunciates each syllable. 

“My memory is fucked - not my speech, asshole.” 

“Your attitude is fucked worse than your memory is.” Steve grumbles. “You asked for this yesterday, remember?”

Eddie chooses not to answer verbally and instead, shoves the tray away from his bedside.

Eddie doesn’t remember asking for Kung Pao Chicken yesterday. If that weren’t already obvious.

He dramatically chugs down a styrofoam cup of water. “Seriously, my tongue feels like it’s been assaulted.”

Nah, his fucking behavior today is all very reminiscent of that Shakespeare play - Steve only read the cliff notes for it during his junior year English class. Taming of the Shrew? Take a wild fucking guess who is the shrew right now…

Steve spoons a bite of his food into his mouth without throwing a tantrum. “Maybe your taste buds changed.”

“Maybe you’re wasting your time.” Eddie snaps back. “Maybe you should leave.”

Steve is  not in the mood for this. Not today. Robin is still borrowing his car and he didn’t get a window seat on the bus, so his Patience has clocked out early. Not even in the goddamn building anymore.

“Fine.” He gets up, packing up his meal that he can’t even enjoy. Look, Steve’s not asking for a candlelit dinner by any means. But changing the weather forecast - dramatically pouring food out of his mouth in that way? Munson is a goddamn piece of work (Pollocks probably, considering the mess).

That reminds him:

Eddie remembers how to be dramatic. Theatrics must be in his bloodstream or some shit.

“Are you leaving or what?” Eddie is flipping through the tv channels, not even looking at Steve.

“I swear on your stupid little board game, you better be an angel tomorrow.” Steve scolds, gathering all of his things underneath his arm.

“What was that?”

“You heard me.” Steve points a finger at him. “Your memory is fucked, not your ears.”

“Your tongue is fucked for having such shitty taste in food.”

“Nice comeback.”

“And you shouldn’t come back at all.” Eddie hits an imaginary cymbal at the end of his lame joke. At least there’s humor in his damaged mind. Too bad it’s at Steve’s expense.

Eddie remembers how to tell jokes again. Mean jokes. (tbd on the rest of his humor though)

Steve isn’t planning on saying goodbye, but he remembers the kids. They’ll whine him into an early grave if he doesn’t return to Hawkins with a little more insight on Eddie’s memory levels. So he decides to ask one more question before leaving:

“Hey. Munson.”

Eddie flips the volume down on the tv, and looks at Steve. “What now?”

Still remembers his own last name.

“When’s your birthday?” Steve asks again. He already asked this yesterday, but it’s worth a shot.

Eddie looks out the window, closes his eyes for a few seconds. For the first time today, his expression goes serene. All the frustration lines on his face relax. Ease up. 

He opens his eyes and answers calmly.

“January 10th.”

Interesting.

Eddie knows his birthday.

Memory log: Day 3

Steve should consider a career as a psychic or some shit. Maybe he absorbed all of Eddie’s memory skills unintentionally or maybe his little DnD threat was worth the added bitchiness. Whatever it is, Eddie is actually tolerable today.

“That’s the least vomit-inducing shade of yellow you’ve ever worn, Harrington.” Which isn’t exactly a ‘hello, it’s nice to see you,’ but Steve will take it because - 

Eddie still remembers Steve’s name.

“So you remember me wearing yellow?” Steve clicks his pen excessively. “Seems pretty advanced.”

Eddie turns the tv off today. Woah. “Last week, yeah. Wanted to join PETA just so I’d have a good excuse to throw fake blood all over it.”

Okay yeah, still mean - but also, his memory isn’t so shabby either:

Eddie remembers Steve’s yellow sweater he wore last Tuesday!? That seems impressive.

Eddie knows who the fuck PETA is (Steve makes a mental note to tell Robin about that one cause holy shit)

Eddie is making snort-worthy jokes today. (Are they still at Steve’s expense? Hell yeah, but who the fuck cares? There’s goddamn chunks of memory in his cynical comedy.)

Steve stays for the entirety of visiting hours. Eddie doesn’t ask him to leave - not once. They mock shitty soap operas on tv and theorize that all of the actors are actually rejected pornstars.

Steve likes This Eddie.

Steve hopes this version of Eddie is still here tomorrow.

“Did you think I’d forget?” Eddie asks slyly while Steve heads for the door.

“Forget what?” Steve isn’t following at all. 

“The Chinese takeout.” Eddie says sort of irritated. “Kung Pao Chicken, remember?”

Oh. Steve does remember. Eddie does not.

Eddie doesn’t remember redecorating the hospital bed with his chewed up food.

His face suddenly drops at Steve’s change in posture. “What?”

“I did bring it.” Steve hates this. “Yesterday.”

“Oh.”

“Do you remember yesterday at all?”

Eddie whispers into his palm. “I remember you.”

“Right.” Steve’s chest gets tighter at his answer though.

While it’s encouraging that Eddie knows who Steve is everyday, and is comfortable dragging his style through the mud (or fake blood) - this puts such a damper on their good day. Steve can already see Eddie reaching for the tissue box, ready to soak his disappointment into off-brand snot rags. He can’t let the day end like this. No fucking way.

“Hey.” Steve knocks his knuckles over the wall, grabbing Eddie’s attention. “We’ll try again tomorrow, yeah?”

Eddie bunches up the unused tissue in his hand. “Whatever.”

“Take a good look at this non-vomit-inducing sweater.” Steve teases gently. “Don’t forget it.” He does a goofy twirl, and wiggles his ass while he turns around just to see if Eddie will laugh.

He doesn’t, but it seems like he’s trying incredibly hard not to. Always a good sign that ass-shaking is still humorous even after inter-dimensional brain trauma.

“Never said it was non-vomit-inducing.” Eddie retorts after fighting back his amusement. “I said it was the least vomit-inducing.”

“Ugh.” Steve rolls his eyes, gives Eddie a small wave as he heads out the door.

He can still hear Eddie trying to get the last word as he leaves:

“Maybe you’re the one that needs a brain scan, Harrington!”

At least it was a better day.

Memory Log: Day 4

Well so much for the Better Day. Somehow, Eddie’s attitude is now reaching Mister fucking Hyde levels today. He’s the bad dude, right? The Jekyll guy is a doctor, which must make him the chill one… ya know, medicine and shit. And seriously, doesn’t Eddie need to be on some more medications anyways? If Steve were smarter, he’d write the fucking prescription himself.

Whatever, Eddie is Hyde and that Shakespearean shrew lady all chopped up and tossed together today. He’s slinging insults like softballs and snarling his bruised upper lip every time Steve utters a single sentence. Steve is reconsidering his comment about not taking money from sophomores, cause this is bullshit.

“What sexually transmitted disease brings you to the hospital today, Harrington?” Eddie asks rhetorically. And annoyingly.

He remembers he strongly dislikes Steve Harrington, that’s for damn sure.

But… he still remembers Steve’s name so that’s a plus.

And wait -

“Hold on. Did you just make a Steve is a Hometown Slut joke?” Steve is way too excited about the prospects of Eddie remembering his promiscuous past.

Eddie tilts his head to the side. “Hometown Slut would be a good band name, actually.”

“Focus, Munson.” 

“Uh, I guess?” Eddie reaches for his pudding cup. Huh. Maybe he’s sick of jello. “Why are you about to piss your pants over that?”

Steve flips to the first day of notes when Eddie didn’t remember jackshit about Steve in high school. He looks back up at Eddie. “Because that means you remember at least something about high school.”

Eddie shrugs. “I failed a lot of shit. It’s probably because there’s just way too much high school to remember. Something was bound to stick.”

Eddie remembers flunking Senior year.

And even though Eddie is living up to his satanic stereotype with his behavior today, Steve is beyond excited that memories are coming back. He just has to ask one more thing before leaving:

“Do you remember what color sweater I wore yesterday?”

Eddie examines Steve for a very long time. Hoping to spark the correct answer, Steve twirls again. Wiggles his ass. Gives a big, goofy smile.

“You’re weird.” Eddie looks away. Looks down.

Steve exhales loudly.

Eddie doesn’t remember Steve's least vomit-inducing yellow sweater.

Memory Log: Day 5

After Dustin analyzes Steve’s daily entries, they hypothesize that Eddie is struggling the most with short term memories (since he never quite remembers one day prior to the current day). It appears that some of his long term memories are gradually returning, so perhaps a little coaxing will speed those along.

“Well well well, if it isn’t -”

“Catch, Hyde!” Steve tosses a crushed velvety bag into Eddie’s lap.

Eddie pokes at the bag. “Hyde?”

“It’s either Hyde or Katherina.” Steve finally asked Robin the name of that bitchy character from the Taming of the Shrew. “But if you’re gonna play nice today, I’ll just call you Eddie.”

That solicits an audible gasp from him.

He must remember that Steve never calls him by his first name.

“Your references and gifts confuse me.”

“Maybe if you just open the bag, it‘ll un-confuse your sloshy brain.”

He dumps the jangly items onto his side table. 

It’s slow - the smile that forms over Eddie’s face. It’s the first time Steve has seen Eddie smile with teeth since that night in the Upside Down. One of his teeth on the bottom row is chipped, but it doesn’t even matter. He’s smiling wide enough to show all of his teeth and that’s the fucking win for today. Everything else is just a bonus. Sprinkles and candles and confetti and party hats.

After so much loss, they needed this win.

“So?” Steve wants words now. Needs smiles and words combined. “See something you like?”

“My dice collection.” Eddie says it like the lyrics to a hymn. As if these geometric blobs are his religion and he’s praising their existence at the altar of his hospital tray.

“Do you remember what kind of dice?” Steve had Dustin give him some key definitions on this fantasy shit. Not for his knowledge, of course - for Eddie. Duh.

“D20s.” He answers fast.

Steve nods, walks over and tries to pick one up. Eddie slaps his hand away quickly. “Get your Grease Lightning fingers away from my children.”

Okay. Well.

Eddie remembers his dice/children (and what they’re called)

Eddie remembers Grease? (Of all the movies Steve thought this guy would reference… Grease? Is it the leather? Hm.)

“Do you…” Steve is nervous for this question because he desperately wants Eddie to get this right. “Do you remember the name of the game you play with these?”

For a second, Eddie’s face drops the same way it did yesterday when he couldn’t remember the color of Steve’s sweater. But the dropped corners of his lips begin to twist into a devilish smirk.

“My dearest Stevie boy,” Eddie’s voice is dripping in that poisonous tree sap kind of way. “Dungeons and Dragons isn’t just a game. It’s a fucking worldwide phenomenon.”

Holy shit. Within those three sentences, Eddie almost sounded like Name Brand Eddie Munson again. The tone he always used with the meatheads at Hawkins High - that tone is back. The eyebrows that inch along his forehead like witchy caterpillars - those eyebrows are back. It’s just three sentences, sure. But it was Eddie rising from his gurney of a grave in many other ways.

Eddie remembers how to use his snarky tone of voice.

Eddie remembers how to make his eyebrows dance around on his face.

Eddie remembers *Dungeons and Dragons*

Steve is so excited, he doesn’t know what to do with his hands? What do hands normally do when they’re excited? Clap? Stay at his side? Flap around? Fuck, he has no goddamn clue, so he just decides to give Eddie a thumbs-up with one hand and ruffle his knotted hair with the other hand. 

Multitask the shit out of his excitement.

Eddie laughs along with him now, still admiring his collection. Not even bothering to stop Steve from his hair ruffling thingy. Huh… why is Steve still ruffling Eddie’s hair in the first place?

Okay. He finally stops himself. Has to pull his own wrist away but he stops.

“Guessing it was good day, Munson?” Steve wonders curiously, still watching Eddie roll the dice around in his palm.

Eddie nods. Multiple times. “Good day, Harrington. Good day.”

A prickly sensation hits Steve as Eddie says good day. A sensation that suggests to Steve that he wants Eddie to have more than just Good Days. Steve wants Eddie to have Great Days. Steve wants to give Eddie great days and present them to him in tiny velvet bags.

That’s definitely a turnpike of a thought.

He did this on purpose too. Dustin is coming on Sunday, which means Eddie will remember this moment. He’ll remember the dice and the Good Day. That’s part of Steve’s plan apparently. He’s making plans like that now. Strange.

“It’s funny.” Steve is pondering over his own discoveries, but also Eddie’s faulty memory patterns.

“What is?”

“You have the hardest time remembering the events from the day before…” Steve pauses to reflect. “But you always remember me.”

Eddie drops the dice out of his hands. He doesn’t look at Steve though, he just freezes up. His bangs have grown out quite a bit, but Steve thinks that Eddie’s face is redder than it was just a second ago.

Eddie remembers how to blush.

And Steve is going to milk that reaction completely. “You always remember that I’ll be here the next day. Isn’t that funny?”

Eddie kind of choke-answers him. “Funny sure yeah ha ha.”

Eddie remembers how to feel flustered as all fuck.

“Well,” Steve lifts up - still as smug and devious as ever. “I’ll let you have some alone time to catch up with your children. I’m sure you have lots of adventures to plan together.”

“Right.” Eddie finally sweeps his bangs back, watching Steve head for the door. “Does that mean I’ll see you tomorrow?”

“God willing.” Steve is sort of itching to ruffle Eddie’s hair again, but he doesn’t. “I’ll see ya tomorrow.”

Eddie waves and starts cleaning up his collection, swiping them back into their bag.

“Yellow.” Eddie mumbles very quietly. Almost inaudible.

Steve stops. “What?”

“Your sweater.” Eddie explains anxiously. “The tacky burnable one. It was yellow.”

Eddie remembers Steve's sweater again.

And Steve couldn’t be happier about that. Now he’s the one smiling with all of his teeth. The bonus type of smile on a day full of wins.

“It sure was, Eds.”

#steddie fic #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #I'll keep tagging in future parts unless you would like me to un-tag you ☺️ #thank you for the love on this ficlet #this one is a little longer but I hope you like it #steddie ficlet #post season 4 au #I thought it might be fun to make my posting date Eddie’s birthday :) #just a smol thing

[fairytsuk1]

getting katsuki gifts for the holidays was like trying to teach a monkey to dance, it was impossible.

you'd whined, mumbling about how the two of you had enough money to buy most items you wanted; katsuki also never seemed to never ask for things specifically.

"so, katsuki... the holidays are coming up!"

he's picking at his ordered in take-out, and you can see his displeasure at the lack of peppers as he picks through his kung pao chicken.

"yeah, already got your gift," and he's giving you smirk that makes you sweat, "are you sure you got the right chicken? this shit tastes like the fuckin' kids menu."

your eyes get caught on the wedding band wrung around his fingers, sailing the veins of his forearm till you can see his bulging biceps in the black muscle shirt. was your husband hand-carved by gods? seemed likely.

"mmm, no, it should be the kung pao chicken, want me to chop some chilies up for you?"

you're standing before he can protest, taking out your knives and chopping boards, "and you already have my gift? I don't have your gift, yet."

the box of take-out is set down as your husband circles his arm around your waist to leave soft kisses on the column of your neck.

"yeah, 'cause you don't love me," and a thankful hand squeezes your ass just to show his appreciation for the chopping of chilies, "...whatcha gonna get me?"

his hands are still wandering, and you're thinking more of what his talented fingers could do than his stupid gift, "i'm not supposed to tell, you know. santa's elves might get me into a whole lotta trouble."

he gropes you even more fiercely, and you can feel his pressing need against your back.

"fuck santa,"

he carries you off in a fit of giggles to your shared bedroom.

-

the bookstore was fairly crowded and you felt thankful you could slip by unnoticed and browse the various books of romance or sci-fi; katsuki didn't even seem like a sci-fi guy so each row left you feeling panicky and like a bad wife the further and further you went.

"excuse me, do you have any classical romance?"

the timbre of the voice makes your heart stop. It sounded just like, well, katsuki! your legs are thrumming with the knee-jerk reaction to tackle him to the ground, but you were literally buying his gift! the surprise would be ruined, and you're dashing into the row of cookbooks to calm yourself.

maybe it's not even him. you know what they say, just because it sounds like katsuki doesn't mean it is! you're affirming yourself silently when footsteps grow close, and your husband is flashing by you in seconds.

it is katsuki!

"i'm fucked."

your eyes follow the object of your love, his strong hands randomly pick books out of nowhere, but there's grumbles of displeasure as he skims the summary and grimaces at the cover. he didn't know that much about books, but you deserved something special.

you'd dealt with all the hero stuff (being gone for long periods of time and coming home nearly dead was no news to you), always made him lunch or dinner, and frankly... katsuki found his eyes drifting to a sleeping baby in its stroller.

he'd started thinking more like that. so the gift had to be pretty damn good!

a man strikes up conversation, and you smile at the idea that katsuki wasn't just factually married, but he gave that aura too. yeah, that was your man.

"i'm shoppin' for my wife," straight to the point and he's already grumbling at having to interact with this person for more than a minute.

"wow! a true husband, what's with the books then? looking to open your marriage?"

it's a joke that katsuki doesn't find funny, you do however and you're sure this conversation would be going very differently.

"fuck no. i'm just lookin' for somethin' good," there's a brief pause in his words, and katsuki looks askance at having to provide a reason why, "she does a lot for me. want her to know I appreciate it."

a beating heart is soothed by the words. your hormones run wild at his mild love declaration, and you're grinning like a mad man.

katsuki wakes up on christmas morning to find his absolute favorite thing; you.

and the book he got was pretty damn good, too.

#bnha imagines #mha x reader #boku no hero academia x reader #boku no hero academia smut #boku no hero imagines #my hero academia smut #my hero academia x reader #my hero academia imagines #bakugou katsuki x reader #bakugou katsuki smut #bakugou x reader #katsuki bakugou x reader

[l-r-christian]

Title: 'Beauty and her beast' part five

Warnings: Angst, Protective!Elijah, Fluff, Hope being the hero, Klaus being Klaus, Elijah is done with everyone's shit

Pairing: Elijah Mikaelson x Human!Reader, Past!Haylijah

Tag list: @casedoina @cleverzonkwombatsludge @bywie @koreofkore @slytherinlyn16 @ziayamikaelson @teenagedirtbag087 @jesslanza @champomiel

A/N: I had done a lot writing this part, I started and couldn't stop so this one is pretty long

Part one - part two - part three - part four - part six

Icelandic translation:

Litli prinsinn minn, pabbi er hér - My little prince, father is here

Fyrirgefou mér, Elía - Forgive me, Elijah

Ég get ekki, Klaus - I can not Klaus

Drottning mín, pao er öruggt - My Queen, it is safe

Ástin - My darling

Svo sætt barn. Faoir elskar pig - Such a cute baby. Father loves you

Elskan - My love

Hope, Lizzie and Josie were packing, getting things ready to do a spell after spending so much time looking though all the grimoires and books in Freya's room. Declan stopped by raising an eyebrow seeing the girls whispering while packing, the human had been trying to get to know Hope but the tri-brid made it hard for him.

"What are you girls up too?"

"School project." Was all Hope said before leaving with the twins as Declan sighed watching the girls leave wishing Hope would just give him a chance. Hope knew her father and Freya would be upset with what she was about to do but she wanted her uncle even if it meant channeling two of the strongest witches.

Elijah walked down a hallway carrying a sleeping Emilio with Marcel following behind as they were meeting with what was left of the Strix. Elijah no longer trusted Klaus as the vampires were surprised to see their Sire walk in with a baby in his arms. Elijah handed Emilio off to Marcel then took a look at what was left of his Sired line buttoning his suit jacket. Marcel knew he should stop Elijah but he knew how Elijah felt and was very willing to help with whatever the Original needed.

"You all must be wondering why I would call you here. As it stands you are without two of your leaders, one of which I dropped in the ocean. I am bringing the Strix back as protection for my son, Emilio, your little Prince and I know you wish for Klaus Mikaelson to pay. I am here to help with just that."

The Strix looked at one another whispering wondering why their Sired was going against his brother. But if Elijah Mikaelson needed them, then who were they to disagree.

"We are going to channel your crazy great aunt and grandmother?" Lizzie asked as they walked to where both Esther and Dahlia was killed.

"They are the only connection to magic we have. They have the power we need to do the spell." Hope says as they linked hands ready to chant. Both Dahlia and Esther were surprised to see Hope and the twins.

"We need your help."

Klaus was angry when he learned Elijah brought the Strix together and got the witches magic they could channel as now the Nine covens were more willing to help Elijah than Klaus. Declan walked into the Abattoir looking for Hayley as early that morning Elijah stopped by the bar wanting to meet Declan.

"Ah Declan. What brings you by?"

"Hayley's ex showed up at the bar giving me this." Declan says handing a note to Klaus watching the hybrid glare before leaving a confused human behind.

Elijah smiled watching Emilio fall asleep in his baby swing as the vampire did his work when his study was slammed open showing an angry Klaus as a panicked vampire followed after her heels clicking against the hard wood.

"I'm sorry my Lord but he just came barreling in."

"It is fine Eliza. Have Edward and Andrew on stand by." Elijah tells the female vampire as his eyes looked down at Emilio who was still sleeping unbother by Klaus. The hybrid growled glaring at Elijah slamming the note on his older brother's desk.

"You daggered Rebekah. Where is she?"

"I did and I will not tell you." Elijah said leaning back in his chair calmly looking at Klaus.

"How dare you."

"I only daggered Rebekah to keep her out of the way. Out of my love for her and for Marcel, so I daggered her." Elijah said calmly as Klaus's eyes darken growling lowly leaning forward.

"I will not stand for this 'Lijah. Once I find Rebekah, I will dagger you for as long as I see fit. Poor Emilio will lose ano...." It happened in a blink of an eye as Elijah pinned Klaus to a wall by his thoat.

"Touch a hair on my son's head Klaus. I will give you a reason to fear me, you took my soul link. Do not give me more of a reason to kill you." Elijah said lowly making a shiver run down Klaus's back as Elijah let go of Klaus's thoat hearing Emilio letting out a cry.

"Shhh litli prinsinn minn, pabbi er hér." Elijah cooed softly lifting Emilio up who stopped crying hearing the soothing Icelandic words fall from Elijah's lips. Klaus was surprised as he hadn't heard Elijah speak Icelandic in so long. Klaus watched seeing how soft Elijah had became holding his son.

"Fyrirgefou mér, Elía."

"Èg get ekkí, Klaus."

Hope, Lizzie and Josie stood with a sheet over some bones in the middle of their little circle as Dahila and stood by allowing the witches to channel their magic. The wind picked up as they began chanting as the Ancestors added to the magic, the lit candles burned brighter as the girl's chanting got louder the magic was strong as there was a burst of it.

"Did it work?" Lizzie asked her voice shaky as Josie moved down next to her while they stared at the sheet and Hope frowned believing it didn't work. There was a loud gasp of air making the girl's look at the sheet seeing Y/N sit up panicking as she looked at around. There was a buzz of magic in the air as Lizzie and Josie moved to help the older woman.

"You did it little one but there is a price."

"What is it?" Hope asked Dahila worried as all Hope wanted was for her uncle to return home and to have his love back.

"She'll have to give up her human life. To re-link them as the Ancestors want the soul link re-lit, Elijah will have to turn her and it has to be his blood that does it." Esther answered as Hope looked to her future aunt knowing her uncle wouldn't care as long as he had the love of his life back.

"I am sure uncle 'Lijah would have no problem with it."

Hayley noticed Hope and the twins were hiding something as the three were whispering about big romantic surprises and Elijah which confused the hybrid. Hayley knew how angry Elijah was as the Strix were back and Rebekah being daggered and hid away so the idea of him seeing someone upsetted her as she was still holding out that Elijah would fall back in love with her.

"Hope, honey what are you three up to?"

"Don't worry about it mom." Hope said dragging Lizzie and Josie away to Vincent's place and Hayley frowned heading for Klaus and Freya hoping they knew what Hope was up to.

"So Elijah has to turn me or I'll die again?" Y/N asked Vincent as the girls helped her get ready to see Elijah again which made her excited and nervous to see her son.

"Yes but you won't be full vampire just linked to Elijah. He has to die in order for you to die, this is going to be a true and pure soul link." Vincent tells Y/N as there was a knock and the girls quickly hid as Vincent open the door letting Elijah in.

"What was so important?"

"This." Vincent says leading Elijah to the livingroom where Y/N stood dressed in white makeup done naturally hair down as she smiled at Elijah who was in shock before rushing to her. Y/N squealed as Elijah lifted her up burying his face in her neck taking in her scent before letting out a sob falling to his knees burying his face into her abdomen.

"Shhh Eli, I'm here. It's okay." Y/N says cupping Elijah's face close to tears watching him stand up cupping her cheek his forehead against hers smiling when she kissed his nose.

"I never felt such pain before when I lost you."

"I am here now thanks to Hope." Y/N tells Elijah as he pulled away surprised and looking to see Hope and the twins pulling the three into a hug.

"Always surprising me, little ones."

"I wanted you to be happy....to come home."

Elijah had brought Y/N home after dinner with his nieces, Elijah tucked a stran of hair behind Y/N's ear before biting into his wrist holding up to her mouth. Y/N looked at Elijah and drank from him then things got dark as he caught Y/N taking her to the bedroom as there was a flow of magic their soul link re-tieing them.

"Elijah?" Y/N whimpered as Elijah moving over Y/N needing to feel her again as she reached up cupping his face pulling him down to kiss him as soon there was a blur of skin on skin with low moans and groans filling the air.

The Nine covens felt the out pour of magic and Freya was still having trouble trying to find Rebekah. Hayley came in with Klaus both looking troubled and Freya was about to ask what was wrong when she felt the out pour of magic.

"Hope is hiding something and the witches seem over joy about something."

"Elijah some how re-linked his soul link." Freya whispered making Klaus growl lowly as he left for Elijah while Hayley frowned still upset that Hope hiding something.

"I love him already." Y/N said softly holding Emilio as she sat in a rocking chair a little sore as Elijah had been a little too rough but he showered her with affection the next morning.

"And I love you both." Elijah says kissing Y/N's neck as she fed Emilio who's little hand was wrapped around his mother's finger as she held a bottle. There was a crash and Elijah stood protectively infront of Y/N and Emilio seeing Klaus come into the room mouth bloody from fighting a few Strix.

"You brought her back. I am surprised Elijah, you have been on set on betraying our family for this so call little family of yours."

"I betrayed no one Klaus. I suggest you leave, I have became more comfortable with my beast." Elijah said lowly eyes dark trained on Klaus as Y/N held Emilio close hearing Elijah growled lowly when Klaus stepped forward.

"Really Elijah? All because of her and her son? What of our family?"

"As always Klaus, you destroyed our family when you killed my soul link." Elijah said glaring at Klaus making sure Y/N stayed behind him as Elijah was making sure she stayed safe. It happen in a blur Elijah had thrown Klaus out of the room and the sound of growling and crashing reached Y/N's ears as she moved to close the bedroom door locking it.

"Drottning mín, pao er öruggt." Elijah's smooth tone reached Y/N's ears as Y/N breathed a sigh of relief. Y/N gasped when she locked the door opening it to see Elijah, his suit was torn and there was blood and bruises that was healing. Elijah smiled kissing his soul link's head then his son's having Y/N follow him to the bedroom.

"Settle in bed with Emilio, I need to clean up."

"Okay.....are you sure about this?" Y/N asked as suddenly Elijah was infront of her cleaned and wearing only pajama pants as he cupped her cheek smiling gently.

"I am. You are the most important thing to me now, both you and Emilio are my world and if Klaus can not see that then he is no brother of mine." Elijah whispered looking at Y/N and kissed Emilio's head again as the boy whined settling against his mother.

"Okay Eli. I love you."

"And I love you, ástin."

Finn and Kol were surprised to see Y/N alive as Elijah explained what happen and much like Elijah agreed to keep it from Klaus, that Hope and the twins brought the woman back. The Strix stood by and more alert learning from Elijah what happen the other night and Y/N gotten use to her new found shadows.

"How dare you go behind me and do this Hope!"

"You murdered uncle 'Lijah's soul link! I wanted him to come home!" Hope screamed back at her father as Freya and Hayley stood by worried along with Caroline. A vampire had told Klaus what Hope had done and of course Klaus was angry that his littlest wolf would do such a thing.

"That woman is not family Hope! She will never be family."

"Oh like how I was. Because you accepted me so easily?!" Hope said making Klaus freeze along with Hayley as both agreed that Hope would never learn of what happen before her birth.

"Who told you?"

"Uncle 'Lijah. He told me everything because I wanted to know and unlike you, he didn't lie to me. If uncle 'Lijah can't come home then I'll go live with him!" Hope shouted hitting Klaus in the heart making it shatter and Klaus moved to stop his daughter.

"You will not." Klaus growled only to stop when it suddenly got cold and the wind picked up as Hope's eyes were dark.

"I don't think you understand that I don't have to listen to you if I don't want to." Hope said coldly leaving to pack a bag as Hayley frown moving to try and reason with her daughter as Freya comfort Klaus. Klaus's worst fear was coming true his daughter was turning away from him and it was Elijah's fault.

Elijah was surprised to see his nieces on his door step and let the girls in as he wasn't surprised that Lizzie and Josie followed Hope since the three were always together.

"Do I dare ask?"

"Dad won't accept aunt Y/N so I left." Hope said as Elijah's heart warmed hearing Hope call Y/N aunt then looked at the twins with a raised eyebrow.

"Mom agrees with step-father so me and Lizzie followed Hope as it isn't fair to you uncle Elijah." Josie says pulling a chuckle from the older Mikaelson.

"You girls shouldn't place yourselves in our mess."

"Uncle 'Lijah, you fought for me and we wanted to fight for you."

"Spoken like a true Mikaelson, my little witches." Elijah said his heart over flowing with love for his nieces as he hugged them getting giggles from them.

"Let's get you girls settled."

Caroline was angry as her daughters followed Hope which shouldn't have been surprising. Stefan pointed out to his wife and husband that this wouldn't have happen if Klaus didn't have Freya undo Elijah's soul link which got the vampire in the dog house.

"My brother has gone too far."

Or maybe Elijah didn't and you are being an ass." Kol's voice reached his older siblings and Hayley's ears as they turned to see Kol leaning against the door frame smirking. Kol had been bonding with Y/N and his nephew, helping the human get use to her new found super senses while Davina was checking on the soul link.

"What do you want Kol? You chose to go against our family."

"Getting a few of Hope's things and I hadn't Nik. Look I get it you are upset with Elijah for picking his soul link but isn't a little unfair for you to make Elijah leave her after all we have our own soul links."

"Elijah was happy with Hayley until those witches open his red door and that woman came along." Freya said angry as Kol sighed knowing they'll hate it but he has to tell them the truth. Kol looked at Hayley seeing her glare at him the looked back at his siblings.

"No Elijah wasn't. I am sure there was a time Elijah loved Hayley but when we all found our own soul links. Freya with Keelin, Nik, you got Forbes and Salvatore, Rebekah and Marcel. I have Davina and Finn finding his soul link in that little therapist. So tell me would you be happy with knowing your siblings had what you didn't?"

"Then he should have waited for her. Hayley is his love not this human!" Klaus said as Kol rolled his eyes annoyed.

"Nik for fuck sake! Elijah thought he was broken. His soul link cut off by that damn red door of his, hiding his true nature! Our brother had suffered in silence because Elijah always put us first. You say Elijah is the best of us and when he finally has a chance to be happy, truly happy....you take it away."

"Kol..."

"No Freya. You don't know how much Nik has took from us while the rest of us lashed back. Elijah took it, yes Elijah would get angry yet he always put his faith in him and I never understood why because Nik never deserved it."

"Svo sætt barn. Faoir elskar pig." Elijah says bouncing Emilio who stood in his father's lap as Y/N was in bed feeling tired and feeling a bit sick. It worried Elijah so he called Vincent while Finn helped, Elijah looked seeing Hayley step into his office with Eliza showing her in.

"Never heard you speak Icelandic before." Hayley said breaking the ice as Elijah held Emilio close as the boy felt the need to cling to his father.

"Emilio finds it soothing so I speak it when I can." Elijah says watching Hayley closely as Emilio began to fall asleep going limp in his father's arms much like his mother when Elijah would hold her. Hayley chewed on her lip scared of the answer to the question she was going to ask.

"Were you ever happy when we were together?"

"At the beginning yes but seeing how my siblings were happy with their soul links. I gave up and just settled for you. I apologize for the pain I cause you, Hayley but being with Y/N....I can't explain it." Elijah answered when Vincent came in surprised to see the hybrid but looked to Elijah who raised an eyebrow seeing the smirk on the witch's face.

"It seems Emilio won't be the only baby in your life."

"She is pregnant?" Hayley asked shocked looking at Elijah who smiled while Vincent left to check on Y/N. Hayley chewed her bottom lip feeling guilty seeing how happy he was.

"It seems so."

"How are the girls?"

""Good. They are smart, powerful witches. Hope takes after you." Elijah tells Hayley standing holding Emilio close stepping out of his office and Hayley following stopping when Elijah paused.

"Elijah when will you undagger Rebekah?"

"I never did daggered her." Elijah said walking as Hayley stood in shock quickly following Elijah as he hand Emilio to Finn who was heading to check in on Y/N. Hayley followed Elijah down to a nice room fit for Rebekah taste who sat in a chair glaring at Elijah.

"Are you going to finally let me out?"

"No, this little war Klaus has thrown has yet to stop." Elijah answered Rebekah as Hayley was surprised still. Elijah had Marcel bring Rebekah down to the bedroom and lied to Klaus about daggering their sister.

"So having another bastared with that harlot?"

"Rebekah, please don't be rude." Elijah said lowly warning his sister as Hayley watched Elijah open a window to let the cool breeze in. Rebekah huffed angry still with Elijah when Eliza came down.

"Sir? Klaus is here to speak with you."

"I'll be there in a moment. It seems Klaus might be ready for peace talks."

#L.R writes #elijah mikaelson imagine #elijah mikaelson x reader #elijah mikaelson fluff #elijah x reader #Klaus

[manofmanymons]

You got any ships that'd have people side eying you?

Uuuuuuh out of any fandom ever? Short answer: yes.

Long answer: it's a little complicated what I would define as a ship for me bc when it comes to ships I actively ship and actually think should kith I have incredibly few. But when it comes to ships where someone else will be like "these two are cute together" and I'll go "yeah I see it" and maybe rt/rb a post about them it's like...almost any ship. Y'all have watched me write hcs for almost every mix and match combination of almost every character in Survive even though I have like,,,two ships from that game. And also what some people consider side eye worthy is different from what I do.

Like,,,for example, I know I've said it before, but I don't think human x digimon ships are inherently weird. I think it varies on a partner-to-partner basis. I've seen a lot of people in gg fandom ship Ruli and Angoramon or Kiyo and Jellymon and...yeah I think that's fine. But no one ships Hiro and Gammamon because that would be weird. And I don't think I really have to explain what the difference there is. But I know for some people it's just a hard no across the board lmao.

Probably the only ship I actively ship rn that people think is weird is, for reasons I will never understand, ThomAya. For those of you not in Genshin fandom they're just a classic cute longtime best friends to lovers ship that some people unironically think is incest because Ayaka told one person one time that Thoma is kind of like a second brother to her. These same people will turn around and ship him with her actual brother tho which...what? Like if you actually think they're related or whatever how would that not, in your eyes, also make him related to her brother I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU PEOPLE. I digress.

OH OH OH NOT TO KEEP GENSHINNING BUT FUN FACT I totally got canceled on twitter for shipping kaether back when it was implied but not explicitly confirmed yet that Aether's an adult so the "Traveler is literally minor-coded" crowd came for my ass. I tragically got blocked by one of my only mutuals who liked Digimon back then over that shit lakfdjak. Like sorry for assuming a character who had "seen the birth and death of stars" but is kinda short was at least 18. I was right though.

I know a lot of my KH ships are side eye worthy because they'll be between characters who have literally never met (i.e. most mix and match combos of the characters who are Nobodies of or replicas of or the embodiment of darkness extracted from the other major characters). Some of them are between characters who, despite literally having entire arcs dedicated to establishing that they are NOT the same person, people will still point at and call self-cest. (i.e. shipping Roxas with Sora or Xion). So again I genuinely don't think they're weird, but I know other people do.

I've seen people say it's weird to ship Pao-Lin and Lara in Tiger & Bunny because of their "age difference." They are 16 and 14. Sue me.

Here's a special segment for things I shipped in middle and high school that no one thought was weird back then but would DEFINITELY get a side eye in 2024.

I was a sebaciel shippper when I was like,,,12. Would I still ship it today? Probably no. But hey it was 2013 and I'm pretty sure the show WANTED you to ship them.

Almost any hetalia ship. I am not even joking, almost every character in that entire show was related somehow or another. It was like 2015. I was not immune to smashing pretty characters together and shouting "now kiss." I also was not doing deep dives into whether or not the immortal personifications of countries were technically related or had age gaps, I'm sorry.

Totally shipped Yoichi and Gekkouin from OnS. I mean my main ship was kimiyoi but multishippping is real. To be honest it was just a classic case of being a teenager and shipping the character I related to with the character I thought was hot. It was not any deeper than that.

TLDR: if any of y'all do now or ever have shipped anything weird, I'm not gonna judge you for it. I literally do not have the right to.

[dragoncityinteriordesign]

There is a lot to be dunked on about these masks, to say nothing of the absolute crime it is to cover any part of Zhu Yilong’s beautiful face. But you know what? I’m gonna be positive!

There are in fact four of these things: the regular Black Cloak Envoy mask, the identical gold version Ye Zun wears, the original Baby Shen Wei (second tone) mask, and Baby Ye Zun’s weird-ass ribbed Phantom of the Paradise mask. (I guess technically there’s five, since Ye Zun’s gold mask gets cut in half twice, but I’m pretty sure, production-wise, they’re the same pieces both times.) The Black Cloak Envoy mask appears to be the only one that attaches with magical sticky powers; the others visibly have to be tied on.

The Little Black Riding Hood mask is the one we see most, with its slightly sloppy hand-painted silver detailing. It works exactly in the way Wei Wuxian’s mask doesn’t, in that it actually serves to cover key facial features. Combine that with how Zhu Yilong is a damn chameleon, and it’s so effective that the first time I watched the show, it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that’s Professor Shen under there.

The two identical masks are so identical, I figure it’s more likely they’re the same piece, which just got a new spray paint job after filming reached the point where Shen Wei wasn’t going to Hei Pao Shi out anymore.

As long as I’m being positive, I’ll give the show props for including a textual reason Baby Shen Wei wears a mask. I’m not sure why it’s a different mask from the one he has when he’s all grown up, but its black-and-bronze look matches this outfit much more than the black-and-silver one would. It’s a different cut, too -- it’s flatter across the bridge of his nose, then rounder down on the sides of his cheeks. I don’t love the texture effect, but I don’t hate it either. More importantly, I think we don’t give enough credit to how the forehead design has a heart with a jewel in the middle of it. And indeed, Baby Shen Wei is fighting evil by daylight and winning love by moonlight, so he may have it a little backwards, but the spirit is there.

Meanwhile, Baby Ye Zun’s mask is ... dumb as hell, sorry, I can’t do this. It looks bad. It’s a bad choice, and an inexplicable bad choice. It doesn’t even match his whole white-shoes-after-Labor-Day aesthetic. I will say exactly one good thing about its shape, and that is that it shows off more of Long-ge’s adorable nose. Otherwise, it’s bad and I’m glad he ditches it immediately.

(I almost wonder if Baby Ye Zun’s mask wasn’t Take 1 of the Black Cloak Envoy mask, but when they put it on, the Brian de Palma vibes were just too much, so they went back to the Sculpey table.)

I’ve seen people comment that it’s weird that Ye Zun, who hates Shen Wei so much, would go out of his way to copy Shen Wei’s mask. But it’s actually the other way around! In chronological order: Baby Shen Wei and Baby Ye Zun have their original masks; Ye Zun gets his bad mask smashed; Ye Zun replaces it with the gold mask; shit goes down; ten millennia pass; Shen Wei wakes up, maskless; Shen Wei decides to be Brother Black Cloak while wearing the black-and-silver mask. He’s the one biting his brother’s style, not Ye Zun. For all the crimes Ye Zun has committed, fashion and otherwise, no one can accuse him of being anything but original.

#guardian #zhen hun #dragon city fashion #shen wei #ye zun

[human-antithesis]

Kunt

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[bluehairlaunch]

7 Best Dragon Ball Villains (objective)

Honorable mentions include Raditz, who is responsible for Goku dying, Piccolo Jr., who actually killed Goku, but was never really a villain imo (he just thought he was, similar to Tien), Nappa, and the Ginyu Force, especially Recoome. Majin Buu is also a fav of mine, but he's the child emperor shooting his BB gun at peasants; he isn't amazingly responsible for his actions until he becomes Super Buu, and Super Buu is... not a good character, much less a good villain.

Nothing filler is on this list btw, because they all suck, except Mystical Adventure, which just rehashes the Red Ribbon Army.

Zarbon is also not on this list, Repeat, Zarbon is NOT on this list (although look at those eyes)

Dr. Gero

I considered putting 17 and 18 on this list together, but they're even less villainous than Piccolo and Tien, and their actually evil future counterparts are decidedly different characters, with a past only referenced and feats we aren't privy to outside of the non-canonical History of Trunks.

Even if 17 and 18 had been the real villains of the Android Saga, this dude's shadow would still loom large over two huge sagas -- being directly responsible for Eighter and all the other androids. Maybe he even designed those doubledecker tanks the RR Army loved so much??

One of the things I adore about Dragon Ball is how Toriyama doesn't usually design his villains to be traditionally Cooooool. Sure, sometimes he provides, but you'll mostly get a small gremlin, short hitler, assassin in pink, fat pink bubble gum monster, short despot, another short despot, girl and boy twink, fat clown, and, in this case, an old man in baggy pants. However, unless the character is just for gags like Pilaf, he still makes these nonconventional villains just as baller as your Sephiroths, Madaras, etc., and Dr. Gero is no exception.

So what if he's an old bald man in baggy pants? He fucks. He canonically fucks even (looking at you 16). He fists yamcha. Destroys city. He murders the fuck outta that car dude and sets an ominous tone that carries over into the Cell portion of the saga.

I like him

Beerus

The only character from Super on this list and that's because Super sucks (GT is an actual abomination though, so don't expect a bait and switch Super 17). However, Battle of the Gods is a great movie, and Beerus is an even better character. He's also (usually) not an antagonist, but he's certainly a villain. I think Buu or maybe Frieza maaaaay have a bigger body count, although the only reason would be Beerus' consummate laziness.

King Piccolo

First and only villain to make a wish, murderer of Roshi (effectively), Chiaotzu, and Shenron, and responsible for the death of Krillin and Goku's first nimbus. He also figures nicely into the backstory of Roshi and the history of the Dragon Ball world.

Him sleeping with his eyes open is neat too

The only reason he's not higher on this list is due to the myriad retcons that surround him and the Namekians. For instance, Dragon Balls seem mythic at first, but they're actually less than 300 years old. If Kami is significantly stronger than him, why was he content to let King Piccolo do world genocide TWICE? Why not send Popo if he can't? (him being a Namekian and Kami's other half is a good retcon tho, it's just clunky).

Frieza

I stan a short king

Vegeta

I don't think Geets has the first beam struggle, but he has the best (objective), with the stakes being the fate of the world. He also has the best fight in the series (objective), with his arc killing half of Dragon Team's fighters, and his fight requiring the other half. And it's still a nail biter!

I stan a short prince

Tao Pai Pai

This fucker has so much swagger. Dude kills General Blue with his tongue, wears a pink chang pao that says 'Kill You', rides around on various shit he throws, and gets an evil nimbus in the filler. Oh yeah, and he absolutely obliterates Goku in their first fight. The only people Goku even struggled with before this was Yamcha, who beat a hungry hungry Goku, General Blue, and Jackie Chun, and none of them came close to outclassing Goku the way Tao did. He also never overstayed his welcome; every scene with him is dope af

Oh and he also did Mecha Frieza before Frieza

Cell

What is there to say? He's perfect.

#dragon ball #dragon ball z #dragon ball super #king piccolo #piccolo #dr gero #beerus #vegeta #frieza #cell #perfect cell #mister perfect cell #tao pai pai #red ribbon army #zarbon call you a worm in xenoverse 2 and i fell in love

[swordofruln]

[mun] actually im curious and wanna gage interest: if i were to make a sideblog kind of like as if chien-pao kept some sort of diary, where it writes down all the thoughts it does not actually say out loud, would yall wanna follow it and read whatever gay shit it writes there? lmao

#kind of like an in character vent blog back in the day in the homestuck rpc #yes u read that right #no i will not elaborate #Necro speaks.; #i think this kinda diary sideblog could be really fun!

[bard-llama]

Hello! I just wanted to let you know that I love your Zukaang writing and I already read almost all of your stuff about them! You go so deep in their problems and have so much intricate theories. I get so amazed by how well done is all made. I’m still learning how etiquette works here so sorry if this isn’t the proper way :’)

Awww, thank you for this awesome note! Really brightened my day 😊😊😊

I have sooooo many ideas for Zukaang, it's ridiculous lol. I currently have... okay, actually, I'm gonna do a tally of my WiPs that are unpublished lol. (below a cut bc I have way too many WiPs)

Zuko/Aang (29)

Shirtless Sparring: Zuko trains Aang in hand to hand combat and grappling. Naturally, this means frottage

Return to Pohuai: Aang gets to enjoy a fantasy where the Blue Spirit takes him

Our Love Become a Funeral Pyre: Zuko is Kuzon reincarnated and this proves confusing when Aang shows up

Gay Bar: crack fic where Zuko and Aang run into each other in a gay bar in Ba Sing Se

Airbender Blow Jobs: AKA Aang can go down for a long time

Fealty: Aang tries to figure out how to tell Zuko that he wants to pledge himself to him

Aang Approaching Zuko Morning After: after running into each other at Pao's Teashop, Aang goes back to try to talk to Zuko. Unfortunately, Zuko isn't on shift - but his Uncle is.

Dreams/Nightmares: Sokka jokes that he imagines all the villains in his dreams in their underwear. That night, Aang dreams of a very scantily clad Zuko chasing him

Pampering Zuko: Aang convinces Zuko to go to a resort where they can spend time together being soft. All about nonsexual intimacy

Fluff: post-dragons, Zuko retrains himself on how to use love to firebend

“My heart feels like it’s dancing when I look at you.”: Zuko thinks there's something wrong with him. Aang doesn't know how to tell him.

Treasure: sequel to Pearl, Aang has figured out what to do with the black pearl he found.

“I’m in love with your voice.”: Zuko and Aang talk while huddled up in a cave in the North Pole

First Kiss/First Time: Aang panics when Zuko kisses him and runs away to the South Pole. Zuko's wife is the one to come get him and tell him to fix his shit. (everyone is polyam)

Sex Pollen Blue Spirit/Aang: Aang gets dosed with something while in Ba Sing Se. Zuko saves him from some thugs but then has to figure out what to do next

Pao’s Teashop Office Sex: they bone in Pao's office lmao

Rope Burns: different circumstances Aang has experienced rope burn, culminating in him asking Zuko to tie him up

Sexytimes – Voyeurism: Aang ties Zuko up and makes him watch him touch himself

Gossip: Aang can't help but gush to Toph about his new bf

Frottage: Aang pushes Zuko into a closet in the FN Palace to avoid an annoying advisor - and they end up rubbing against each other

Something to Live For: The Avatar is what drives Zuko. Even through unimaginable pain, that goal has kept him going.

Avatar Gossip: the former Avatars watch Aang in the Spirit World and gossip about his life and relationships

PWP Genderbent Aang picks up Zuko without Zuko knowing: what it says on the tin

Blue Spirit x Avatar Aang: The Fire Nation is very invested in the love triangle between Fire Lord Zuko, Avatar Aang, and the Blue Spirit. Zuko is exasperated.

Identity Porn: Aang does not see behind the Blue Spirit mask. He does try to pick up the Blue Spirit when they run into each other in Ba Sing Se. Zuko doesn't know what to think.

“I can’t stop thinking about you. When I wake up, when I’m about to fall asleep…”: Zuko talking to Aang

Soulmate Potential: anyone can be your soulmate, but some people you'll have more resonance with than others. Even if they happen to be your enemy

The Fire Lord and the Avatar: posted the outline here

Airbender Zuko: Zuko first made sparks at 8, but he's been bending air since he was born. How is this possible?

Zuko/Aang/Katara (5)

Inspired by littlegingermochipie's art: Zuko blows Aang while Katara watches. Zuko maintains intense eye contact

Zutaraang: Aang gets hot and bothered watching Zuko and Katara spar

Zutaraang Lap Sex: At the Western Air Temple, Katara decides that the way to make sure they all get what they want is to push Aang into Zuko's lap and then climb into his lap. Aang has no complaints. Zuko is very confused.

“We need to stop dancing around it. All it does is hurt us both!”: Fantasizing about Zuko is safe in a way daydreaming about Katara isn't. Until Zuko joins their side, at least.

Katara and Aang decide to pursue Zuko: Aang talks to Katara about the Air Nomad concept of polyamory

Zuko/Gaang (8)

Retribution: roleplay where the Gaang 'pays Zuko back' for his s1 shit

Crowd Shy: what better way to deal with the trauma of being horrifically burned in front of a crowd than to get fucked in front of a crowd?

"Seduce" you to the good side: Zuko thinks he's dreaming and is very confused

Everyone Wants to Fuck Zuko: Zuko gets to be the Gaang's pet

Consensual Somnophilia: Zuko tells his friends one of his fantasies

“Prisoner” Zuko: Zuko is annoyed with how stupidly his "captors" are debating over taking him, as though he doesn't have a mouth that can be used

Getting Zuko to Sleep: Gaang cuddles with Zuko. If you cuddle up to him, he won't move and can actually fall asleep

Everyone is in love with Zuko and he catches a clue: he's all nervous trying to tell Mai that he's in love with his friends and she's just like "yeah, you have been forever, idiot"

Gen (56)

The Tournament of Kingship: Toph competes to be King of Omashu AKA the Greatest Earthbender in the World

Actions Speak Louder Than Words: Zuko apologizes to the Gaang (and co in Western Air Temple) through actions

Spontaneous Combustion: Ba Sing Se fic where Zuko ends up investigating people bursting into flame

Early s3 AU: After the war council meeting, Zuko panics and runs away to inspect a prison facility in Fire Fountain City. The same prison facility that Combustion Man locks Toph and Katara in a wooden cell in.

Pre-canon AU with Ozai: Ozai is annoyed that his son made friends with some blind girl at a diplomatic conference

Choosing Nonviolence 1: Aang sees Zuko's scars and it challenges his commitment not to harm Ozai. Zuko takes this the wrong way.

Choosing Nonviolence 2: What is forgiveness? It's not easy to forgive and Aang mourns that his friends don't understand that

Truth Serum: Just when the Gaang + Zuko + Iroh back Azula up against a wall, they get hit with pollen that has weird effects

De-aged Zuko: bb!Zuko finds out about the Air Nomad Genocide and has Opinions. Aang does not know how to feel.

Flower Language: Aang weaves a flower crown for Zuko when he's supposed to be training. Zuko gets frustrated and burns what turns out to be Aang's friendship offering. The Duke is the one to point out how he done fucked up.

The Duke Learns to Read: Zuko teaches The Duke how to read at the Western Air Temple

Working Together/Mission Fic: There are thugs abducting benders to sell as slaves in the Fire Nation. It's their great misfortune that they happen to capture both the Avatar and the Fire Prince

Zuko becomes Fire Lord at 13 AU: Zuko fights in the Agni Kai. This changes everything.

Toph Joins S1: she manages to mow through the pirates, and when they're surrounded, Iroh surrenders on both of their behalf. Zuko is not pleased about this.

Muzzled: the Gaang rescues Zuko from Zhao. It isn't pretty.

PAIN: literally an excuse to torture Zuko lol. The Gaang doesn't accept him at the Western Air Temple and he ends up captured, first by the EK, then the FN. They are not friendly captors.

Trusted with Weapon: Zuko realizes that the Gaang trusts him with a weapon

Gifts: the Gaang finds out that it's Aang's birthday on Ember Island. They talk about cultural differences in birthday celebrations

Katara POV Zuko tortured by Fire Lord: What it sounds like lol

Ozai finds out Zuko joined the Avatar: in Ba Sing Se, Zuko chose the Gaang. Now he's with them as they make their way through the Fire Nation. Ozai is displeased about this.

Kanna: Gran Gran's view of Zuko and passing judgement

Gyatso Runs Away With Aang: Aang wakes up from the iceberg with Gyatso next to him

Dad Convo: Zuko asks Hakoda what he would do if Sokka ever disrespected him

Shaking it up down South: Sokka learned his sexism from somewhere. In the post-war rebuilding of their tribes, things come to a head when many of the men are dismissive of the women of the tribe

Earthbender Zuko: Zuko discovers he can earthbend. This changes a lot.

Keeping the Avatar Alive: Zuko realizes he fucked up after Ba Sing Se and dedicates himself to protecting Aang

Pirate Zuko: At the Air Temples, Zuko discovers a philosophy of freedom - and so he decides to embrace it and becomes a pirate who seeks out/salvages Air Nomad artifacts

Self-Harming Zuko: Zuko is not as cautious when fighting with swords as he should be

Haunted Toy: Lu Ten dies... and ends up haunting a toy he once gave Zuko

Animal Transformation: Zuko is a finch-hawk and the Gaang bandages him up when they find him

Time Travel Zuko 2 Electric Boogaloo: future!Zuko goes back in time to tell his s1 self the things he wished someone had told him about how his father sucks ass. s1!Zuko is very confused.

Toph and Zuko’s Life-Changing Field Trip: Toph's parents invite her home and she decides to give them a chance - with backup that turns out to be VERY needed, because her parents invited her back to try to arrange her marriage

Crossdressing Gaang: A conversation about clothes leads to Aang talking about the fun of dressing up - and encouraging everyone to get in on it. They have a contest to see who can walk best in heels (it's Aang)

A Letter from the Dead: I'll be posting this soon, but basically, Gyatso wrote a letter to Aang, in hopes the Avatar would one day read it

Aang loves his friends (probably gen?): Aang misses his friends and arranges a get together for Zuko's 34th bday

Nerd Lords: Zuko sneaks into the Earth Kingdom Royal Library and manages to accidentally make friends with Kuei

Fight Club: Zuko competes in fist fights while they make their way across the Earth Kingdom. Iroh does not approve.

Instinctive Bending: Zuko's always had trouble bending exactly the way his instructors want. But when he lets himself forget that and just move, he's actually pretty good

Zuko's Odyssey: my mashup of the Odyssey and Zuko's years at sea AKA his ship sails the Western Ocean, full of monsters and mayhem (posted some planning here)

Agni's Little Flame: Agni is invested in Zuko's survival

Unyielding: Never Give Up Without A Fight

Zuko adapts other bending techniques: Zuko watches the Gaang spar and train and tries to improve his own bending

Fire Control: Zuko is actually very controlled with his fire - unlike Zhao

Nightmares: Katara hears Zuko having nightmares and tries desperately to ignore the urge to comfort him

Good at Bending: a conversation about bending leads to Zuko sharing how his skill has always been considered disappointing

Healing Fire: Zuko can't heal. It's totally just heat. Heat that makes him heal faster. That's normal, right?

Sibling Rulers: Zuko approaches Azula post-canon and offers a compromise - he needs her help. So he offers for her to be Fire Lady, with equal power to himself. Azula thinks it's a trap, but can't say no.

Azula and her brother: Azula's complex relationship with her brother, who her father has sent her to capture or kill

Crew bonding: First time they see Zuko breathe fire when frustrated. Zhao about shits himself

Katara hating on Zuko: the Gaang learns how he got the scar when Katara implies he deserved it and he agrees.

Thrice Cursed, Once Broken: going to start posting this soon, but Zuko doesn't escape on the Day of Black Sun. After Ozai is defeated, he is crowned - which means he has to deal with the Gaang + Iroh, who are here to end the war

Batman!Zuko: Zuko needs an outlet from being Fire Lord. Vigilantism is just convenient.

Viva la Resistance: Zuko's crew share stories about the Prince across the invasion fleet

Aang in the Iceberg 1: When Zuko dreams, he's in a world where Aang is the only person in existence.

Aang in the Iceberg 2: During his angst coma, Zuko wakes up in a bizarre ice cavern where an Aang who doesn't know who he is is eager to play with him

Punishment: At the Western Air Temple, Zuko expects the Gaang to punish him the way he was accustomed to at the palace. The Gaang is horrified.

Other (6)

Zuko/Ran/Shaw oviposition pwp: what is sounds like

Zuko navigating 10 (billion) relationships: Chore Wheel but it's date nights with Zuko lmao

Sex Pollen Hakoda/Zuko + Kuei/Zuko: a diplomatic conference gets sex pollen'd

A Southern Water Tribe Welcome: The Southern Water Tribe Family x Zuko

Global Leaders Orgy (🚫Arnook🚫): what it sounds like on the tin minus Chief Arnook bc I don't like him

Mai/Zuko + Gaang: Mai ties Zuko up and invites the Gaang to join them

Oh my god, I have way too many WiPs. That adds up to 104 and that's just the ones that are completely unpublished!

Anyway - thank you! I'm really glad you enjoy my writing! Thanks for letting me know! 💖

#ask #wip list #atla #wips

[mad-madam-m]

T&B2 Thoughts: Episode 10 – Pride comes before a fall.

The angst train continues!

- It's interesting that they picked this room as the setting for these serious conversations, about Barnaby in the previous episode and now about Carl in this one. In the first season, this is where all the company CEOs, the mayor, and Yuri met, most notably during the Jake arc. Now, we see the heroes, Agnes, and Yuri in the same room; we haven't really seen the CEOs since the first episode (with a few exceptions) and we haven't seen the mayor, either. It's another sign of how the hero industry has shifted: the company owners aren't really calling the shots anymore, not in the way they used to. The only consistent person between the two is Yuri, as the director of the justice department.

- My fear upon first watching this episode was that they were going to think Kotetsu had been the one to slam Carl up in that tree—he was alone, there wasn't anybody around to corroborate his story, and Agnes and Yuri are both well aware that Kotetsu was going after this guy because he put Barnaby in the hospital. But it wasn't Kotetsu they were thinking about with that line; it was Thomas. Which, obviously—Kotetsu was in his suit and it's got a camera they could check. But I also like to think it's because they know he's not like that. Even when he's furious, Kotetsu doesn't lose control to that degree.

- Looking directly at Kotetsu as soon as they finish saying this and him just like yes I know.

- Although to be fair, like...Kotetsu spent his time looking for Carl because he needed to do something and it’s not like he can make Bunny wake up again, so he put his energy to the next best thing: apprehending the guy who put Bunny in the hospital. It is...not impossible that he would expend the same amount of energy to help out a criminal who’d been hurt, but in this particular case, I think he’s fine with letting the police handle it.

- Love that Sky High is the one to consider Lunatic as the culprit, which, y'know, fair, except that Carl is not burned to a crisp and also is still alive. Bet Yuri was happy he didn't have to try to negotiate that line of questioning for long.

- BRB I need to lay down over how Kotetsu pauses outside Barnaby's hospital room and takes a deep breath to psych himself up for being positive and happy before he goes in.

- One of the things I really appreciate this season is how we do see Kotetsu using his natural goofiness as a mask. Like, it is a part of who he is (we see that in abundance), but he also uses it to hide how he's really feeling 1) so other people feel better and 2) so they don't worry about him. And even though Barnaby can’t see him, Kotetsu is still going to be positive for him because even in a coma, he doesn’t want to worry Bunny.

- This mobile is literally the most terrifying thing they could’ve put in this hospital room, like my God. Just an immediate, visceral reminder that Barnaby is not safe, and in fact, none of the heroes are. And this is the first time they really get a glimpse of that.

- FUCK ME WE’RE INTO IT NOW

- Everybody is with their partners as Agnes breaks the news to them about what happened to Fire Emblem and Sky High. Kotetsu's in the hospital with Barnaby. Antonio and Ivan are in Antonio's van. Thomas and Subaru are working out at the training center, and Ryan, Karina, Pao-lin, and Cat are all in the lounge.

- Okay the superhero attacks in other cities have been mentioned before, so I'm wondering if what Agnes meant is that they were keeping the news that the heroes were all petrified under wraps. It is...not entirely clear.

- "I'm 5'11" and weigh 153 pounds!" Okay I know they're villains but I cannot stop laughing about these absolute chaos gremlins. It is actually really impressive how the show made me like these two, considering how comparatively little screentime they have and how much of it is them being creepy.

- Holy shit Kotetsu is on a hair trigger right now. I know we've seen it, but I like the reminder that he knows how to fight. Even outside his suit, even without his powers, he'd probably have crushed Antonio's throat if he hadn't registered who it was.

- Once again, we get to see Kotetsu and Antonio sitting and talking! Because they are friends! And Antonio is the one who brings up that this almost exactly like what Kotetsu went through when Tomoe was in the hospital. Like damn, every time I think this show can't draw a harder parallel between Barnaby and Tomoe, it goes there. It just absolutely goes there.

- Never ever gonna be over Kotetsu bringing snacks to the guards for looking after Barnaby, all the small ways they show us how thoughtful he is, even when he’s Going Through It.

- Noooooo Kid and Origami no. The way this episode starts the heroes getting picked off, two at a time, is just so like...lowkey horror movie shit we’ve got going on here.

- Will you please just let Dragon Kid zap them, Ivan!!

- Also hilarious that it is not actually a trick; Fugan and Mugan really are just having an argument because they’re Like That.

- Okay honestly. HONESTLY. How did they believe it when Mugan said his power was invisibility?? Just looking at the way Mugan moves in the fight scene, he’d have to have super speed or something as well. There is no way he moves like that just by turning invisible; I’m surprised they didn’t notice. Probably just too focused on trying to hit him.

- Thomas for the love of God will you stop being a twit and just tell them what you're doing

- I really, really like how Kid and Origami fought together in this battle with Mugan. Origami's powers aren't very good for offense, but he's really good at looking for the right time to spring a surprise attack, and they work together beautifully without even speaking. Like. This season goes hardcore on giving everybody some very solid screentime and also showing us how well the heroes have gotten at working together, and not just the ones who are partners. It’s such a beautiful way of displaying their growth from season 1.

- But lord, I cannot relax while Kid and Origami are on the phone with everyone, even though it looks like everything is good because you just fucking know Mugan is lying.

- GAH

- I know I say this so much during these episodes, but poor Cat, holy shit. This is her first season with Hero TV, she's a literal child, and now she's just watched the partner that she adores and looks up to get abducted and she could do nothing. She's not handling any of this well and understandably so. And when she drops to the ground and sobs...yeah, Cat. A mood.

#Tiger & Bunny #Tiger and Bunny #Tiger & Bunny 2 #M watches TNB #M rambles #M writes meta #the roller coaster of feelings has started and there's no getting off until the end of the arc

[missfangirll]

Ad Astra Per Aspera (final chapter)

Chapter 1  ||  Chapter 2  ||  Chapter 3  ||  Chapter 4  ||  Chapter 5  ||  Chapter 6 ||  Chapter 7  ||  Chapter 8  ||  Chapter 9  ||   Chapter 10

Fandom: Guardian Relationship: Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan, Da Qing/Ye Zun Tags: Fluff, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fix-it, Getting Together, First Kiss, Time Travel, Timeline what Timeline

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 There was a saying, Ye Zun thought the next day as they stood in front of the large wooden Palace gate, about men and mice whose plans didn’t go as intended. But then again, every time Zhao Yunlan was involved they happened to proceed without any plan at all, so even a bad one was still an improvement.

 Still, it had taken them the better part of the night to outline a strategy, only for the guards in front of the gate to drop their weapons as soon as the little group entered their field of vision, the heavy wooden doors swinging open with an ominous creaking sound. Shen Wei had looked at Zhao Yunlan who had looked at Ye Zun, who in turn had stared at the kneeling men in confusion. Da Qing had looked equally perplexed as he turned around, mouth open as if to ask a question.

 The plan had been to openly approach the Palace – Shen Wei in his usual Hei Pao Shi attire, sans mask, Ye Zun in a matching ensemble in white that his brother had conjured earlier, Da Qing with the three remaining Hallows in an unassuming duffel bag slung over a shoulder, and Zhao Yunlan as Lord Guardian, not dressed up but wearing a shit-eating grin – and to open the gate, either by force, coercion or charm.

 Now that the doors were actually open and the path cleared, they hesitated in their steps, pausing before the entrance. Zhao Yunlan’s grin had vanished and he raised an eyebrow at Shen Wei, whose frown had noticeably deepened.  “What now?”, he asked. “Do we go in? That is most definitely a trap, but...” He paused, giving Shen Wei a thoughtful look.

 Ye Zun saw his brother hesitate, then nod almost imperceptibly. “But we have to go inside, regardless if it really is a trap,” he finished, and the rest of the small group nodded their agreement as well.

 With a sigh, Zhao Yunlan turned towards the open doors when a hand on his shoulder made him pause. Shen Wei tightened his grip, then stepped in front of him, his guandao raised in a defensive stance. Zhao Yunlan followed half a step behind him, the other two falling into step side by side. Da Qing gave Ye Zun a complicated look, his mouth opening and closing again, then turned his head to face the path ahead. Ye Zun followed suit.

 If the incident at the Palace gate really had been a deception to lull them into safety, then what followed certainly followed the same pattern: Every gateway they reached opened without delay, be it wood or iron lattice door, sliding screen or trapdoor, and the guards, if present, dropped their weapons immediately and knelt down, opening the passage.

 It made them feel on edge, and by the time they made it into the inner Palace, Ye Zun felt the hairs at the back of his neck stand up. Yet another door opened with a creak, revealing what looked like a large study, and before Ye Zun had time to think further on why that room seemed familiar, Shen Wei had already stepped in. The rest of the group followed, but almost collided with each other when Shen Wei suddenly froze mid-step, his guandao half raised.

 Opposite them, in front of a large wooden desk, stood the Regent.

 If asked later, Ye Zun wouldn’t have been able to tell how long the staring match lasted, probably only a few seconds, but in that moment it felt endless. Nobody moved for a few heartbeats, until the Regent recovered first. He turned around to grab something from the desk, then retreated behind it while shouting for his guards. Interestingly, nothing happened: no hasty footsteps, no clinking of weapons, the Palace an almost eerie quiet.

 Shen Wei took a step towards the man, guandao now raised, a threatening aura surrounding him. Ye Zun had to suppress a shudder as a memory surfaced, another place, another time, his brother raising a weapon towards.... No, no, this was not the time. He shook his head slightly, turning his attention back to the scene in front of him.

 Suddenly, a movement in the corner of his vision startled him, and he turned to Da Qing, only to see the bag with the Hallows twist violently, as if it contained a living creature. Da Qing hastily let it go as the movement grew stronger, the bag emitting a strange humming sound. The thing the Regent had been clutching to his chest responded in kind – Ye Zun now realised this was the Seal – and began humming as well, the sound even lower and vibrating in the air like a miniature earthquake. With a yelp of surprise he let it go, watching with wide eyes as it returned to the open bag. The bag trembled a few times, then, as if the life had left it, dropped to the ground in front of Da Qing’s feet, who snatched it and flung it back over his shoulder with a strange expression on his face.

 In the following silence Zhao Yunlan’s voice sounded significantly less chipper than usual as he said, “Well, wasn’t that odd?”

 With an inhuman screech, the Regent turned towards the bag, long fingers opening and closing like claws, making Da Qing retreat behind Ye Zun and Shen Wei step into his path. “Give it back, you thieves, give it back! It belongs to the palace, it’s mine! Give it back!” The words came out garbled, his voice sounding not even human anymore. Ye Zun shuddered.

 Before anyone could react, Shen Wei apparently had had enough. He took a step forward, bringing his guandao down in one smooth motion, hitting the Regent squarely over the head with the blunt end. The man collapsed without a sound.

 Seeing everyone’s eyes on him, Shen Wei just gave a tiny shrug, then nodded his chin towards the door. Zhao Yunlan blinked a few times, then snorted a laugh, nodding in agreement.

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 All things considered, An Bai looked positively elated when they delivered the Regent to his quarters, bound and gagged and still unconscious. He did raise an eyebrow at first, but since no one felt like explaining, he didn’t ask further.

 With a smile that looked a bit forced, Zhao Yunlan waved away each and all questions directed at them and proceeded to usher them into the small room they had stayed in earlier. Closing the door behind him, he looked over his assembled team, then plopped down onto a stool with a heavy sigh.

 “What was that?”, he intonated, looking from each team member to the next, ending at Shen Wei, as if any of them had any more answers.

 Shen Wei tilted his head, the closest he ever came to a shrug, but said nothing. Ye Zun glanced at Da Qing, but the cat busied himself with the Hallows, which they had brought back with them.

 Finally Zhu Hong had enough. She marched towards Zhao Yunlan, hovering threateningly in front of him.

 “What was what, Chief?” She demanded, “Spit it out already.”

 With another long-suffering sigh Zhao Yunlan complied, not without another look at Shen Wei. After he concluded his report, the room fell silent.

 “That...,” Chu Shuzhi began, the same moment as Zhu Hong hummed, sounding thoughtful.

 “Yeah,” Zhao Yunlan agreed. “What the fuck.”

 Ye Zun felt a headache forming behind his temples.

 “Perhaps,” Shen Wei said, slowly, as if testing the theory, “it was the Seal.” After a look at the others’ confused expressions, he continued. “It can influence people in its close vicinity. So maybe it...,” he grimaced, “      sensed     that the Regent was not acting in favour of the people and it.. intervened somehow?”

 Zhao Yunlan had turned towards him as he spoke, nodding along with the explanation. “That’s as good an idea as any,” he said eventually, “but what’s more important, what are we gonna do now?”

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 The next weeks passed in a blur of meetings, discussions, negotiations and more meetings. Ye Zun had despised those even before he had gotten roped into helping, but now that he couldn’t get away, his slight distaste had turned into simmering rage. For a brief moment, in the days after the Regent’s defeat, it had seemed as if everything was going smoothly, An Bai being chosen as the new – and old – king and everyone else too happy with the resuming connection between Dixing and Haixing to make much trouble.

 But mice and men and all that, Ye Zun thought bitterly as he slouched a bit further down in his uncomfortable stone chair. He still didn’t quite understand why his brother – and half of Dixing apparently – had insisted he get a seat in the new-founded council, but here he was, casting desperate glances at Shen Wei, which were readily ignored. Da Qing, also slouched in a chair, but somehow managing to make it look elegant instead of bored, flashed him a toothy smile when he caught his gaze, but otherwise didn’t move. It had been decided that every remaining Yashou tribe had to send a representative, and with Da Qing being the last – known – member of the Cat Tribe, that dubious honour had gone to him.

 So, almost the whole SID team had found their way into that council: Zhu Hong as Yashou Chief, Da Qing, Zhao Yunlan in his role as Lord Guardian, alongside Shen Wei and Ye Zun, both acting as envoys for Dixing interests on the surface. That was a recent development, and as happy as Ye Zun was to spend more time with his brother, he never in his life would have guessed it would come in the form of poring over contracts and discussing trade routes.

 But then, he wasn’t really complaining. This, at last, had been what he had always wanted for his home – to become a place of pride once more, somewhere you could return to that would welcome you with love and warmth and open arms. A notion that he shared with Chu Shuzhi, of all people, who over the last weeks had dragged a wide-eyed Xiao Guo through what looked like all of Dixing’s streets and markets and alleys, telling him his stories and listening to the locals telling theirs.

 It was peaceful, Ye Zun mused, as he tuned out yet another speech about the importance of a steady flow of resources into Dixing – he agreed, but why did they have to explain their thoughts in so many words?? – and instead turned to watch Da Qing. His cat was slouched in his chair, arms on the heavy conference table, his chin resting on his forearms, as he visibly tried – and failed – to keep his eyes open. Ye Zun had to suppress a chuckle. He looked adorable with his mussed hair and droopy eyes, and when he moved a bit Ye Zun could see the dark red mark on the other’s neck he had left there in the morning. He suppressed another laugh and shot a tiny tendril of dark energy across the table, barely noticeable, just enough to make Da Qing bolt upright, startling the one sitting next to him.

 Ye Zun grinned at him. That, too, was a recent development. One morning, he had woken up feeling buzzing with energy, and when he had moved his hand to stroke Da Qing’s hair, they both had discovered that this was to be taken literally: Dark energy was coiling in his palm, as if it had never left. After the initial elation, and a few experiments, they had decided to wait before telling the others. For now, it was their secret, and Ye Zun revelled in having that part of him back.

 Life was good, he thought, as he grinned at Da Qing over the table.

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And we are DONE 😲😲 When I started this, one and a half years ago, I never would have thought it would become this plotty, I just wanted to write a little Ye Zun redemption fic and be done with it, but my beloved bastard son had other plans 😂 Anyway, it's finished now, and though I do have an idea about a DaZun honeymoon, it might be a while until I write this, if at all... So yeah, thank you for staying with me for so long and not giving up hope 😂🥰🥰🥰 I appreciate your thoughts on the ending 😊🥰

#镇魂 guardian #guardian #zhèn hún #da qing #ye zun #dazun #shen wei #zhao yunlan #weilan #my writing #ad astra per aspera

[juneviews]

God, astrophile should thank Off that he took on the role of Tan because if he wasn't in the show, I wouldn't even start watching it. Right now the only reason I'm still watching is to possibly see tan/kaew and sai/pao but the show is giving me absolutely nothing in terms of those two ships so what's even the point?? Even if they get together (doubt it at this point since the show is ending soon anyway), it'll just be out of nowhere and therefore unsatisfying af. I have yet to watch eps 14 and 15 but I read that Mimi dies??? Nah, fuck that!! They gotta kill off the cat too??? For WHAT??! I'm even more mad now.

^^^^^ I lowkey have nothing to add bc you summarized it perfectly. for a show that literally stars the biggest male & female lead in thailand, it has been disappointing at every turn. not only has this show been whipped from thin air because mai wanted a ship with bright & they literally took the astro concept from bright's brand, but even with that they couldn't be bothered to give us an actually interesting plot. I've said it before, but astrophile had potential with some of its topics, yet to go for a love triangle which literally has introduced ZERO tension and doesn't even develop the third character who's on all the posters & in all the promotional material... nah fuck that shit. I get that the director wanted to include off bc he loves him, which... relatable, but then he should've put a little more effort in actually making his character GOOD. tan is an okay character, and off's acting is amazing as him, that being said... he literally serves close to zero purpose narratively. I don't even know why he's there when he never fucking stood a chance. the only thing for the narration where he did something is help nubdao but even that isn't necessarily that important to the plot as kim helps her too & that role could've been fulfilled by jaikaew or nammon instead. all of that to say that I feel like every year now, off has one good role in an otherwise bad show. last year it was girl 2k, and this year it's absolutely astrophile. midnight motel & 10 years ticket can't come soon enough <3

xxx

#answers #astrophile #astrophile the series #off jumpol

[realboutfatalfury]

ok. the first fatal fury movie is. not good. it's not like abysmal but it's not good

gonna put the rest of this under a read more bc it might be long (it got long yeah)

ok first things first i want to say the parts i liked

i really like younger terry his design is fine :) also really like geese feeding the fish that was hilarious. um that's all i can thing of.oh wait this :)

he's cute ^_^

ok ok. i get why they made andy blue bc it's like he's the opposite of terry who is red but like. why??????? i think them having similar color palettes but their colors being used differently would've been better also their different hairstyles could also show they are different but fine whatever. make him blue sure. it was so fucking funny tung didn't do a fucking thing when jeff died. hello? what a bitch i know you are old but like. come on. you could've took at the guy that stabbed him before geese came in and reppukened him. and like jeff buddy why didn't you get those kids away from this whole thing. what the fuck. ok 10 years to the future oooh back in southtown yay whatever. why wasn't richard in charge of pao pao cafe. that's his thing. that's his things since no one what's to do anything with. why would you do that. he started pao pao cafe. you don't make fucking sense. ok and that part where 😬 terry sexually harassed a waitress by touching her butt. i hope whoever made that decision to make him do that explodes into a million pieces and gets blown up even more. terry would never do that. you don't know him like i do son of a bitch. UUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGH 😾😾😾😾😾😾😾 even like thinking hey we should put that in. go the fuck to hell. anyway. the addition of this lily character makes me so pissed 1) she was only written to be some love interest who is not interesting at all. (more like love UNINTERESTING lol) 2) it ruins fatal fury's story being about family and really just adds this other motivation for terry that he didn't really need? like stop and think did he really need this girl? or did you just want some girl to look at and be with terry and it wasn't even for so long bc guess what she fucking died. like. she really wasn't needed. ough. also what's all this talk about like. fighting like an animal and be more like a tree deal. TERRY IS CALLED THE FUCKING HUNGRY WOLF. FATAL FURY'S JAPANESE NAME IS GAROU DENSETSU. THE LEGEND OF THE HUNGRY WOLF. shut the FUCK up. ok gonna leave that at that and gonna talk about something else. literally so funny terry told joe he'd buy drinks to say sorry and joe had drinks anyway in his hotel so joe basically paid for the drinks terry was gonna buy. like................ tch whatever. oh literally thought billy had a bowl cut for a bit. would've made my watching experience way more interesting. hate that geese is like darker than usual. a bit colorist. i hate you whoever decided this. andy ambushing terry when he was visiting jeff's grave is like. HELP. where you just waiting for him to go there. silly. and andy being more. emotional about things is like. huh. he's usually the calm one in situations. stinky poo poo you don't get it. ok my mind is getting to a bit of a blur at the following part bc it was literally boriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing um the tournament started and fighting happened. and uh OH geese's cool chair which like moves to a balcony seat. loved seeing that. ok uuuh oh ig geese asked the lily girl to kill terry with some poison or some shit. boriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing joe got shot. lily got shot too but like she died. sad or whatever bc she never got to have an actual arc LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. ok sorry it's just. OUGH, anyways tung gets hit by billy's staff really hard and died but like before that he got a car? crazy. sucks that the final battle was lame and boring and it wasn't even on geese tower. this movie is boring and bad. like i said geese didn't even fall off a tower 🙄. as something that is entertainment it wasn't that entertaining. booooooooring stink booooooooooooooooo

#this is so long and i know it'll be longer on mobile. sorry to whoever reads thru this. #but also ty if anyone reads thru this :) 🥭<- mango reward #i have such strong feelings for the fatal fury series and terry. (shoebill image)

[broodyjoey]

my gambling addict mother is SO weird, like she's out here saying that people shouldn't look down on her because of a financial situation that SHE HERSELF got into and then in the same breath, she tries to secretly take away a small amount of my sister's ang pao money... 🤨🧐

Like that's such weird and suspicious behaviour. Why did she think anyone would trust her with money if she's like this..?

And I hate the fact that you can't approach her straightforwardly in her face, because she's gonna pull that narcissist playbook moves like it's a pack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards. 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

My dad tried it when she got our house plastered in pink/red court stickers and she quarrelled with my dad about how it's not her fault for not paying the bills. (She used the bills money to gamble) Meanwhile, my dad had to clutch by asking my paternal grandpa to be the bailer/guarantor (I am not familiar with the terms in English) and pay to be able to legally get the stickers taken off.

Such a suspicious person...why did she think that people would entrust her with money at all..? My dad says that she loves thinking that people are dumb about her motives, but the truth is even when we were teens, me and my sis already knew she was sus as shit...she just doing some stupid things and kept thinking we weren't going to tell each other about it...

In the end, my dad, sis and I always have a random meeting everytime there's new information about her suspicious activities......truth is, you can't trust an addict to tell the truth, not when they're not ready to quit yet.

If they're ready to quit, that's a different story. But she's never been ready to quit any of her vices; her smoking & gambling.

Always on about how she tries to quit but then her actions don't match, in fact, she even smokes/gambles harder than ever before. Nowadays, we don't even bother to tell her to quit. It's moot point.

Always on her suspicious behaviours, even on CNY...not even a day of peace, I can't fucking believe it. My mom even refused to call my sister to check on the amount I was supposed to deposit for her. She so hurriedly took the fraction of the CNY money and said it's hers, gdi even taking your daughter's money.

Damn gambling addict has no shame, and she wonders why my auntie has been trying to cut ties with her. So easy to see, I can understand it, even if I am upset at the way things have turn out.

#personal rant #fucking narcissist mother #& her suspicious behaviour

[bookoformon]

Helaman Chapter 11, Part 1. "Putting the Wolf behind."

Nephi persuades the Lord to replace their war with a famine—Many people perish—They repent, and Nephi importunes the Lord for rain—Nephi and Lehi receive many revelations—The Gadianton robbers entrench themselves in the land. About 20–6 B.C. האֶפֶסח‎, "The Passover."

1 And now it came to pass in the seventy and second year of the reign of the judges that the contentions did increase, insomuch that there were wars throughout all the land among all the people of Nephi.

2 And it was this secret band of robbers who did carry on this work of destruction and wickedness. And this war did last all that year; and in the seventy and third year it did also last.

3 And it came to pass that in this year Nephi did cry unto the Lord, saying:

4 O Lord, do not suffer that this people shall be destroyed by the sword; but O Lord, rather let there be a famine in the land, to stir them up in remembrance of the Lord their God, and perhaps they will repent and turn unto thee.

5 And so it was done, according to the words of Nephi. And there was a great famine upon the land, among all the people of Nephi. And thus in the seventy and fourth year the famine did continue, and the work of destruction did cease by the sword but became sore by famine.

6 And this work of destruction did also continue in the seventy and fifth year. For the earth was smitten that it was dry, and did not yield forth grain in the season of grain; and the whole earth was smitten, even among the Lamanites as well as among the Nephites, so that they were smitten that they did perish by thousands in the more wicked parts of the land.

Ordinarily famines mean hypocrisy and apostasy, periods of time when incorrect or ill read interpretations of scripture cause deep trouble. We are living in such a period now. All kinds of religious people are tearing the asses out of each other and the earth is becoming a boneyard.

Non-religious people, unchecked by an acceptable cohesive global ethic like Vladimir Putin and Kung Pao Panda in China are therefore waxing in power. The outlook is verily, not that grand.

Imagine if President Obama had done something about Syria after it used mustard gas on its people, or if Joe Biden, who has got the best toys to play bar none to play with said to the Russians "Hey! That's not okay!" and drove them off the border of Ukraine instead of sending its people scant munitions, a little at a time.

Pretend the Department of Justice arrested Rob DeSantis for apartheid, or the Governor of Texas and cunts of the SCOTUS for Crimes Against Humanity for all of this anti-abortion shit, or folded the Donald Trump thing after it was learned he committed election fraud. When I tried, the FEC Office of the Inspector General said it was not their affair.

If someone was minding the farm, the animals - the Mormons -would not have been able to take over the Capitol or rough up Nancy Pelosi's husband or continue molesting, harrassing, and scaring the shit out of everyone such as they are.

SO we are indeed living in a famine and people are worried dead and dying and there is no end in sight because our Preisents and lawyers are all thumbs with just about every little thing.

But this is not so. I don't agree with Nephi- the sword needs to come out, it needs to be whet and some heads that are obviously not being used by their owners need to come clean right off.

And Prince Willy, after what you did to Jack- your ass is mine. And the same goes for you Upfuck Chuck.

The Gematria for this section include the years of the Reigns of the Judges and the verses follow:

v. 1: The Value in Gematria is 10863, א אֶפֶסח‎וג‎ ‎ "A Passover."

v. 2: The Value in Gematria is 11835, יאחגה‎, yahga. "what God gathers."

v. 3-4: The Value in Gematria is 8720, ח‎ז‎ב אֶפֶס‎, hezb efes, "a vision of putting the wolf behind us."

v. 5: The Value in Gematria is 9599, טהטט‎‎‎, tahtat, "a gift that starts at the bottom."

v. 6: The Value in Gematria is 12535, יבה‎גה‎‎, yabhaga, "God bless the gathering in brotherhood."

As the chapter heading states, we need a new Passover. Something is rather very wrong on this planet right now, all the bad guys are winning and that doesn't make much sense to anyone.

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𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖔! 𝖙𝖔𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖍 𝔰𝔲𝔦𝔠𝔦𝔡𝔢 𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔢

im a super asian cant u super fucking tell? hell nah bitch i aint begging u to do shit but make sure i get a new bedroom hahahehe hahahehe hehehahah hell yea fucking right i got the magees arrested aka registered sex offenders they was finna play with my pussy6 over some lawyer shit when im disabled and cant even get a single taco? hell nah we cant discuss my family ok! so what is going on? its 2011s trash tumblr now? hahaha what the fuck is she saying about us? no we were magnfiicent and unalike in all qualities! what the fuck hehehhahah no fucking way we were all the same and followed her back too! ew i forgot ok so anyway this is a blog now right? ok so what is it now? yes i was there... ok so now everyonw is just staring at her content and she cant even delete the account? no way thats not gonna work! one second my dudee ok!

𝖘𝖚𝖎𝖈𝖎𝖉𝖊 𝖇𝖔𝖞𝖘

hahaha we see this shit nowA hahaha aww shes so grown up and young again ew! awkward isnt even enough to start a conversation about all the money and presents were gonna give her just for that! foes what?

𝔖𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔶 𝔦 𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔡 ℑ𝔪 𝔘𝔭 𝔐𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪 (𝔦𝔫 𝔫𝔢𝔴 𝔶𝔬𝔯𝔨)

um! what? its not even ghetto its chinese choi chanhee family chinese! ew ur wrong its just the ghetto bitch of yoon keehos family ew! which i am now apart of bc i make really good manga u should pay thats all she! meant ew were really good at turning you down! ew ur going blank at pizza hut! ew! was that good? no it wasnt bitch what who fucking cares? nigger bitch! they are registered sex ew! ask her daddy baby stupides bitchs ew! daddy can u please start doing this! ew shes not gonna fuck up my name! again! chinese or not daddy shut up ew! u ghetto bitchs no u didnt know! u didn5 know that she was a ghetto 5 star chinese wus kitchen ghetto ass bitchs! ew! kung pao chicken oh bob hehe mhm :) ew! hahaha gangster thats her daddies absolute favorite! spicy chicken kung pao ew! hehehe ew! she gets it right every timee nah hell nah bitch nigga im doing it uo real good hell yea fucking right esketit were not the ghetto or gangsta whoo are u? ew! stfu chak we finna see who could throw hands 28

𝖘𝖚𝖎𝖈𝖎𝖉𝖊 𝖇𝖔𝖞𝖘 lava & knives 𝖔𝖍 𝖇𝖔𝖇 𝖍𝖊𝖍𝖊 𝖒𝖍𝖒 :) 𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖉𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖑𝖉𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑? 𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖗

lava mcgee drives a nice infinity right! mhm :) we ghetto gave her everything we have and shes still interested in us mhm :) lol ok? so mhm mhm mhm shes better at us than that other typo jones mcgee registered sex offenders ew! not my dotta baby mhm :) ew! e2 is right fucking whore

ℭ𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔥𝔢𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔟𝔬𝔶𝔷

28 middle finger in the air! ew hahaha its not ghetto out its ghetto gdtmmm get in ew! umit its her way of showing hmu that she can have fun without knowing anyone at all! ew or fucking up sis did u see that shit right there thats all over the ghetto news! and of course someone else knew too... hahaha awkward! so fucking weird it is weird! ok so on to other news the ghetto new yorkers of amsterdam didnt want the ghetto white dick tk ruin the party fuck u bitch! fucking biitch ew! oh hell nah skank ew! she didnt mean to pop her head now do it agen! ew@ skank horror cutz

𝖔𝖍 𝖇𝖔𝖇 𝖍𝖊𝖍𝖊 𝖒𝖍𝖒 :) 𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖉𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖑𝖉𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑? 𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖗

jack shit up to level 9k! hell yea im keeping this one its not ugly at all bitch bitch fuck are u doing?! im going home with stone cold carol daddy keeho 1 second forever u asked me to rider? rider long homee away from the sun bitch ew! hahaha nigger! nigger nation never ever contact me again! about desarae hollins gang or family identity ew!

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