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strangesickness · 2 months

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i'm very fond of the idea of patricia becoming close with the losers when they're adults (after derry part 2 in which stan survives because its MY headcanon and i make the rules) and i need you guys to consider that she fucking hates bill's writing in the novel. stan buys bill's books when they come out and patty tried to read them and i don't have the book with me right now so i can't get the direct quote but her response basically amounted to "why would anyone want to read something so awful!?"

so imagine her husband gets back from this whole ordeal and he has all these new friends with him now and one of them is that guy who wrote all those shitty books she hates! like thats so funny to me. at first she tries to pretend she thinks his writing his good "oh i haven't read any of your work but stanley loves it! it's so amazing you're such a talented writer" but eventually he finds out she thinks his writing is utter dogshit and he can't even find it in himself to be offended because she's so outraged that it's kinda hilarious. i think she would lighten up on her criticism a bit after talking to him about his books but she would give him so much hell for his ridiculous premises. she still refuses to read more than a chapter of any of the books. she watches one movie based off one of his books and is absolutely horrified by it and refuses to watch any more, he insists it was just a bad adaptation.

bill and patty friendship PLEASE it'd be so funny

i think this becomes 100x funnier if she thinks richie's funny, and in this AU he has a comeback writing his own material after derry 2 and she loves his acts. like bill is just standing there with his horror novels like, "wait so she thinks my novels are reprehensible but richie's comedy isn't????" like that's hilarious. imagine being bill and someone thinking the content of your novels is more crass than the content of richie "trashmouth" tozier's stand-up???? richie is delighted when he finds out and takes every possible opportunity to make fun of bill for being a godless heathen among other things

#patricia uris #patricia blum #bill denbrough #richie tozier #it 2017 #it 2019 #it novel #it stephen king #it 1986 #patricia blum uris #red's ramblings #posts afflicted with a strange sickness

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trouvailleamor · 6 months

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“It’s your livelihood. Even if I disapprove of your depiction of the women in your life—”

“—I don’t write the jokes—”

“—it’s how you make your living—”

“—I don’t write the jokes, Mom. There’s a team of writers—“

“Okay,” she said. “But people think you do, and you still say the words.”

Soul-selling for profit, spewing toxic filth into the universe. Richie sighed.

a sneak peak of the next chapter of Too high, too far, too soon

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doyouknowthisjewishcharacter · 1 month

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Do you know this Jewish character?

#jumblr #jewish characters #it #patricia Blum Uris #other in media confirmation #sorry I didn’t post yesterday #posts are back on track now though!

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veganmikehanlon · 1 month

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The Past Has Claws

Stan takes Patty on a surprise trip out of the country. He changed flights three times before settling on the one. Their families had been nagging them about the lack of pregnancy in their marriage and frankly, Stan was tired of it, so he packed them up and left the country.

They start in Nice, France and decide to go wherever the wind takes them. They spend two romantic weeks traipsing through Europe, happily ignoring any and all calls from their families. It’s in the third week that Stan falls ill. He’s plagued by terrible nightmares that he can’t remember in the morning. Flashes of terrifying monsters, gruesome violence, and a very old fear that Stan wasn’t aware he carried.

He spent his nights tossing and turning and his days feeling nauseous with anxiety. It stops after four days; as suddenly as it starts. Stan dreads going to bed up until the morning he wakes up finally feeling rested, with no memory of nightmares. He feels almost reborn.

They travel for another week and a half, and by the time they get home, they have the news their families were dying to hear.

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asexual-juliet · 2 years

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someone tell me to stay the fuck out of the pinterest comments section i just saw someone call patty blum uris a bitch. please send your thoughts and prayers as i overcome the massive psychic damage i’ve just sustained 🙏💕✨

#patty honey im so sorry an ugly ass bitch would say something like that #it #it chapter 2 #it chapter two #stephen king’s it #stephen king #patty blum uris #patricia blum uris #patty uris #patricia uris #patty blum #patricia blum

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canadianhottmess · 1 year

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PATTY PATTY PATTY PATTY PATTY. MRS PATRICIA BLUM-URIS!!

#patty uris #patricia uris #patty blum #patricia blum uris #stanley uris #stan uris #stanpat

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alicetallula · 1 year

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PRIDE 1990!StanPat - 21.06.2021

To continue to celebrate Pride Month everyone !

Have the 1990!Losers Club this time!

Pansexual Stan Uris with transwoman Patty Uris in a polyamorous flag 💚💚

Done using ink pens, watercolors, metallic watercolors, colored pencils and acrylic paint pens

AO3 post / DeviantArt post / Instagram post / Patreon post / Twitter post

#pride month #pride month 2021 #it 1990 #it miniseries #stanpat #stanley uris #patty uris #patricia blum uris #pansexual stanley uris #trans patricia blum uris #transwoman patricia blum uris #polyamorous stanpat #fanart #tallula03's art

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tweets-from-the-tower · 2 years

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reddie-ao3feed · 2 months

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There's evil in the air (and there's thunder in the sky)

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/dJt6zT9 by eddiesclown Somehow life still went on, long after the world had stopped. Well, stopped for Richie. It kept spinning for everyone else, he didn't understand how but it did. He was forty years old feeling like both a toddler after a nightmare and an eighty-something widow. The sun was golden, the sun would probably be setting by the time he started his little walk to Keene's. Bill had offered to go with him, he could only barely see through one lens right now, the other was still dirty.. he couldn't clean them, it was the last part of Eddie he had.. but he needed to be alone, to think, so he turned down the concerned filled offer. Words: 4113, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Ben Hanscom, Beverly Marsh, Bill Denbrough, Mike Hanlon, Stanley Uris, Patricia Blum Uris Relationships: Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier, Ben Hanscom/Beverly Marsh, Bill Denbrough/Audra Phillips, Maggie Tozier/Wentworth Tozier Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Temporary Character Death, Fix-It, Richie Tozier's Deadlights Vision, Richie Tozier is a Mess, Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier-centric, Flashbacks, The Turtle CAN Help Us (IT), Everyone is Alive Except Georgie Denbrough, Besides George Elmer Denbrough everyone is chillin' with the PTSD read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/dJt6zT9

#reddie #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #it 2017 #it 2019 #fic rec #reddie fic red #stephen king it

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ao3feed-byler2 · 10 months

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It's Strange

by AtomicFireball

When Maggie Tozier asks you to do something, it's difficult to say no. Even if it's going into an apparently cursed town to look for your dirtball comedian cousin.

Mike's definitely done worse.

Words: 2378, Chapters: 2/5, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Bound and Rebound

Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti), Stranger Things (TV 2016)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M

Characters: Will Byers, Mike Wheeler, Mike Hanlon, Richie Tozier, Richie Tozier's Parents, Eleven | Jane Hopper, Patty Uris

Relationships: Will Byers/Mike Wheeler, Maxine "Max" Mayfield/Lucas Sinclair, Patricia Blum Uris/Stanley Uris, Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier, The Losers Club (IT) & The Party (Stranger Things)

Additional Tags: Richie Tozier and Mike Wheeler Are Cousins, Richie Tozier & Mike Wheeler Hate Each Other, Mike Hanlon Deserves Nice Things, Established Will Byers/Mike Wheeler, They are married, Eventual Happy Ending, Will does illustrations for dnd, Which Mike is the real Mike?, Depends on Who You Ask

from AO3 works tagged 'Will Byers/Mike Wheeler' https://ift.tt/BRACWIw

#byler #michael wheeler #will byers

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trouvailleamor · 8 months

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“Richie lived six months in the Deadlights,” Eddie blurted out, as soon as he finished chewing his last bite, causing Richie to gasp and aspirate on his coffee. “Let’s talk about it.”

sneak peak from too high, too far, too soon

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our-flag-means-death-ao3feed · 2 years

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PRIDE MONTH Fanarts - 2021-now

by tallula03

Words: 270, Chapters: 9/?, Language: English

Series: Part 18 of Fandoms Events

Fandoms: IT (1990), IT (Movies - Muschietti), Supernatural (TV 2005), Barry (TV 2018), What We Do in the Shadows (2014), Our Flag Means Death (TV), Teen Wolf (TV)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, M/M, Other

Characters: Patricia Blum Uris, Stanley Uris, Bill Denbrough, Mike Hanlon, Ben Hanscom, Beverly Marsh, Eddie Kaspbrak, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Richie Tozier, Gabriel (Supernatural), Sam Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Dean Winchester, NoHo Hank, Cristobal Sifuentes, Anton (What We Do in the Shadows), Viago (What We Do in the Shadows), Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale

Relationships: Patricia Blum Uris/Stanley Uris, Bill Denbrough/Mike Hanlon, Ben Hanscom/Beverly Marsh, Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier, Gabriel/Sam Winchester, Castiel/Dean Winchester, Noho Hank/Cristobal Sifuentes, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Anton/Viago (What We Do in the Shadows), Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski

Additional Tags: Pansexual Stanley Uris, Trans Patty Uris, Polyamourous StanPat, Non-Binary Stanley Uris, Androsexual Patty Uris, Bisexual Bill Denbrough, Gay Mike Hanlon, Demisexual Eddie Kaspbrak, Pansexual Richie Tozier, Gay Eddie Kaspbrak, Gay Richie Tozier, Bisexual Ben Hanscom, Bisexual Beverly Marsh, Trans Ben Hanscom, Pansexual Gabriel (Supernatural), Pansexual Sam Winchester, Genderfluid Gabriel (Supernatural), Gay Castiel (Supernatural), Non-Binary Castiel, Bisexual Dean Winchester, Gay NoHo Hank, Gay Cristobal Sifuentes, Non-Binary Viago, Toric Viago, Bisexual Anton, Pansexual Stiles Stilinski, Pansexual Derek Hale, Demisexual Stede Bonnet, Genderfluid Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Gay Stede Bonnet, Gay Blackbeard | Edward Teach, pride month, Fanart

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/41602566

#Our flag means death #ofmd

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paotulip · 3 years

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