#penis head

[punkitt-is-here]

rarity learns of the hot new meme

#my little pony #mlp #mlp:fim #rarity #sweetie belle #scootaloo #cutie mark crusaders #horsecomix #my posts #my art #this was an excuse to use the phrase ''simpsons penis music'' as it just popped in my head

[headaching]

part 1 part 2

#how can i pick between penis explosion and men! kiss each other. head in hands #and get blanked idiot 😔 #once again thank you to everyone who mentioned a couple of these in the tags of the other polls <3 #and also once again i know these didn’t all originate from tumblr but they live here. to me #my polls

[oingo-boingo]

cumbunny peruses the finest arts on a calm and quiet evening.

#cumbunny #my art #comic #i love drawing the stupid penis heads everyone else in these has

[squiddlysq]

Love is Love is Love & so on & so forth

#electric dreams #edgar electric dreams #miles electric dreams #madeline electric dreams #electric dreams 1984 #guys why isnt tumblr autofilling the madeline tag. we need to love women #Genuinely haunted by gay demons while tryna watch Electric Dreams. Had to exorcise this image from my head #Edgar bisexual king with a hottie on either thigh. He simply cannot lose #Srry I've got a illness called homosexual #Only cure is drawing hot poly makeouts #squiddlyart #I haven't done lineless in a while but this blasts absolute penis I'm rlly into how it turned out

[caus34concern]

i know most people think michael would tell jeremy "mahal kita" and tell him he was just talking about how great of a friend he is, but i personally think he'd tell him "liit ng tite mo" and tell him that he was just saying that he's madly love with him

#liit ng tite mo = your penis is small #is jeremy and michael playfully bullying each other a common consensus or no #michael: JEREMY THERE'S THERE'S a bug in your nose :3 / jeremy: Fucking Kill Yourself. #in my head michael constantly tries to convince people they're dating (they're not) and calls it committing to the bit #and jeremy constantly begs him not to because what if smn likes him but thinks they're dating #(i do this w my friend. he has had to tell multiple people that no we are not dating and i think that's hilarious) #be more chill #bmc #jeremy heere #michael mell #cause for rambles

[puyopuyo]

UNhappy penis friday 😈

VERY MEAN. GO TO HELL.

#but actually i hope you had/have a happy penis friday evil head <3

[wingsdippedingold]

SJM trademarks

How the fuck does SJM think she can trademark nesta, bryce, rhysand, suriel and illyrian 😭. Like dawg these are real names that existed way before your made your dumb books. Suriel is an angel whose been written about for centuries. Illyria was an actual civilization how fucking bold to say you're the only one who can use that word.

I don't know much about how trademarks work but this has brought me to a new level of incredulous distaste for sjm

#seriosuly bryce??? thats such a common name wtf goes in in that chicks head besides fantasies about rhysands erect penis #anti sjm #anti acotar #anti sarah j maas #anti inner circle #anti rhysand #anti feysand

[blakistan]

I was struck with the sudden realization that Kung Pow Penis has the exact cadence of a Thu'um so I found a tool online and made this

(I used the transcriber here https://www.thuum.org/learn/grammar/alphabet.php#3)

#in my head it translates into like. “loser blast penis” #Not sure if “Pow” meaning blast or “Penis” meaning penis is funnier #skyrim #kung pow penis #dovahzul

[onedragonaday]

1/22/24 Toothless from the dancing toothless meme

#daily dragons #traditional #1/22/24 #22 #httyd #toothless meme #dancing toothless #anyway heres this guy #i sent a wip of this one to friends bc all i had drawn was the head and the body and it really looks like i just drew a penis #anyway yeah i checked this is a frame of the meme

[fitbearcatcher]

Nice things in small packages

#furpect #hairy chest #furry chest #man fur #hot muscle #furry pecs #hot hunk #bearded #handsome #scruff #jumper #small penis #smallville #chest hair #gay life #gay couple #tattoos #guys with beards #mushroom head

[stressedbisexualtm]

oh my god I just realized that the shortening for pirates smp is. is psmp. p s m p. an smp abbreviation otherwise known as p e n i s s m p

(an smp that did not exist and was made up entirely by the dsmp fandom, and yes you can look at the tag on tumblr)

#my head is in my hands #pirates smp #penis smp #generic talking tag

[erigold13261]

"Phone Call"

Some people are just really hard to get a hold of.

#nsr #no straight roads #nsr oc #spiderverse #nsr yinu #nsr synthia #nsr sharon #nsr 1010 #nsr maragold #nsr carna #peni parker #eriverse #crossover #eriarts #finally done! #had this in my head since i made synthia and sharon #:3

[thaylepo]

I hate to break it to the freak squad but those are spindles 🤣

the og post is full of fun humour and i don't wanna rain on the parade so i'm reposting, but like

Those? Those are drop spindles.

They are intentionally phallic shaped for sure but fam, these are drop spindles. I could pick one of these bad boys up and use it to spin fibre into thread without missing a beat. These are not "cavewoman dildos" these are textile tools shaped like peens, because humans love making things shaped like peens

Like i'm crying, rolling over, dying. That last one literally looks like a clothes pin, cavewoman dildos i am going to eat my archaeology degree istg 🤣🤣🤣

#We still do this i'm not kidding #The amount of times i'm looking at artisan spindles on etsy that look like penis heads or butt plugs the shape just really works #Look humans just like dick shaped things but these are definitely spindles lol #Fibre arts #Fibre craft #Spinblr #All y'all ancient fibreworks enthusiasts come get a kick out of this lol

[c---crow]

Hi :) What are the tattoos down near your hips of?

(They're great you're so hot you're so so hot)

the jaws of V. mandarinia, also known as the asian murder hornet :)

it's actually a joke about the movie "teeth" lmao, the hornets kill bees by decapitating them so in my head it says "careful! i'll bite your head off"

#but like a penis head instead #yeah i got a sex joke for my first tattoo #a teeth movie sex joke #ccrow answers #anon ask

[dat-anime-potato]

bnuyy boy and the blue flavor

#all this gay is consuming my soul and making my head filled with anime penis this isn't what my mother wanted for me #:[ #lol #noiz dmmd #aoba seragaki #noiz x aoba #dmmd #noiz is just like me fr #Sexual-harassment piercing guy lol #fucking pin cushion lmafo #nitro+chiral