#pepperony moments

[pepperonitowerask]

Something tells me that that wasn't the most silent break down...

Totino: "Yeah, no KIDDIN'! I bet we scared ol' Peppino up there half to death- I asked you to do this to be STEALTHY, not to whack something so hard you shake the damn foundations!"

Noisette: "Connard- you give me something to hit things with and I'M GONNA HIT THINGS WITH IT! What part of that little transaction don't you understand!"

Totino: "You are simply impossible, you know that?"

Noisette: "It's part of my loveable charm, I'll have you know!"

Totino: "That loveable charm is gonna get us both KILLED, OR WORSE!"

Noisette: "Sounds like someone's jealous that he lost all of his loveable charm when h... when... c'est quoi ça???"

Totino: "Ah well! Don't you worry a hair on your head- I'll forgive you, considerin' you got the job done!"

Totino: "We'll be out of that Italian's sight in no time with a quick trip through one of these babies!"

Noisette: "WHAT."

#pepperoni tower au #secret time !!! #pizza tower au #pizza tower #main tag moment. look at my eye painting boy/ref/lh

[5-minute-murders]

Its so rare for scary to interact with other girls because she has too much chemistry with every one she meets and if she spent too much time around them the podcast would have to switch tracks to become a romcom immediately

#specifically thinking about that scene with margarita when they were making pepperoni tony watch anime with them #and she and scary get into a little spat and she tells scary her (rita's) parents must be splitting because they saw scary #and if such an ugly girl exists in this world then it must not be a world worth living in #and i was just sitting there like.. ok now when are they gonna kiss #atm obviously very unlikely for them to ever be on good terms but. i can dream #oh also at prom margarita is convinced that the lame kids prom must not be so lame after all because scary is there #another gay scary moment was when erica was interviewing kids about tonys death and scary compliments her earrings out of nowhere #dndads

[unluckyprime]

“get the FUCK out of my house, scary.”

cant stop thinking about lincoln holding tony’s hands in his last moments

#bc lay on hands wouldn’t be enouguh and Willy is too powerful so link would rather be there for Tony in his final moments and . GOD #god . i cant stop thinking about either of these two #SUCH GOOD CHARACTERS . SUCH GOOD CHARACTER WORK . Beth may and Matt Arnold i am crying on the kitchen floor I love u #dndads #dungeons and daddies #digital art #dndads spoilers #blood tw #scary marlowe #lincoln li wilson #tony pepperoni #willy stampler

[lokiusly]

blah blah everything isn’t about ships blah blah BUT why have Sylki moments and a kiss if there’s a track called Lokius and then second season rolls around and suddenly the kiss is kinda retconned (or at least further enforces that it was just a distraction) but you have Sylvie being emotional after talking to Loki at a record shop but then have Mobius be the person Loki watches over—

#bruh what is going on #was sylki a mistake for the writers? did they realize lokius was more profitable? but lokius the track came before season 1 ended so no ?? #or was sylki always a sibling thing and people misread??? but no say what you want but they had moments in s1 #but Mobius and Loki forever had moments tooooo #bro what is even going on #say what you want about stony and pepperony but at least we knew who was really canon because it was explicitly shown to the audience #lokius #loki show #loki season 2 #mobius #loki x mobius #mcu loki #mobius m mobius #loki spoilers #loki laufeyson #mobius and loki

[hulludragon]

Finally came up with a way to avoid drawing Moon’s eyes lmaoo

They’re just way too difficult to fit into my style for some reason dfhsbjdsj

look at him. Also maybe uh Y/N should either hide or find some acetone lol

#Y/N is so dead </3 #in the memory of us #rest in pepperoni and all #moon fnaf #moon fnaf sb #daycare attendant fnaf #fnaf sb moon #fnaf moon #fnaf daycare attendant #hulludragons epic art moment

[heartbeetz]

Apparently (according to a friend) taking all the pepperoni off a frozen pizza and reorganizing it so they're actually spread out evenly before baking is a "top ten autistic moment". Whateverrr 🙄🙄🙄🙄

#that's fair though. I understand #I dont want them overlapped or only on one side or whatever! they have to be spread out evenly! pepperoni in every bite! #he said I was right for it but also that it's going in my ''roswell top ten autistic moments'' list..... lmao #this seems normal to me. I mean I know not everyone does it but it didn't even cross my mind that it would be considered silly ajhfkshfk #said it so casually tonight. ''usually when I make pizzas I organize the pepperoni but this has other toppings so I'm not gonna. sorry'' #which was followed immediately by a laugh and him saying ''new top ten autistic moment'' akhfkshfkshfmh #WHATEVEER.... #I was TRYING to be CONSIDERATE and say sorry this pizza is gonna look messy instead of so neat 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 #roz posts

[you-want-you-dont-want]

...

i accidentally killed him.

...

i'm sorry snotty. maybe in another save file, i'll be snotty certified....

#pizza tower #EVEN PEPPINO IS DISAPPOINTED IN ME WHAAAAHHHH #this is a certified pizza tower moment #« pepperoni secrets

[its-tortle]

mans on tinder just said his favorite marvel movie is endgame,,, sir do u even know the basic ingredients for what makes a good movie

#istg #WHY DO PEOPLE LOVE THIS MOVIE #ITS SO OBVIOUSLY A COMPLETE MESS #???? #WHAT ARE THEY SEEING THAT IM NOT #and heres the thing: is it fairly entertaining? sure. some parts are a big vibe #steve w mjolnir? the pepperony moments? morgan? the vibe of them all lying around the headquarters and figuring out where the stones are? #fun scenes #but overall.... no #they literally fucked up 5/6 og6 character arcs #i simply cannot get behind the idea that this is a good movie #i dont even have to mention steves ending to make this argument #anyway #endgame #fuck endgame

[onippep]

Oni, I can’t take it, hold me.

(Always.)

#;oni speaks #;peppino speaks #;pepperoni #((fireworks moments #;pizzawhump

[elgatodeltren]

#dndads spoilers #I’m not thrilled with how this turned out but I HAD to draw this moment #dndads #anyway pour one out for Tony pepperoni may he rest in pizza

[little-ajax-56793]

FREDDY FAZPIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#i used ricotta instead of pepperoni #homemade dough moment!!! #mercury mumbles

[pepperonitowerask]

A guest? No no no, more of an intruder, I'd gather. They aren't supposed to be here, right? Guests are welcomed. Intruders are not.

Fakino: "Euqnuihc È? Oaic-" (Hello? Is anyone-)

Fakino: "EEP!"

???: "You- You think you can just-a BARGE INTO MY R- BARGE IN AND-A, and ATTACK ME WHILE I'M NOT-A LOOKING?!"

???: "Why... why I-a oughta to- I should just-"

???: "... Wait..."

Peppino: "You... Fakino?"

#pepperoni tower au #more to come tomorrow of these two!!! #actually yknow what im pretty proud of this one #pizza tower #main tag moments perhaps #!!!!!!

[madigoround]

I am now full of a 2.78 pepperoni pizza combo from Sam’s club and feeling fucking decadent my guys

#was going back and forth over whether or not to buy myself lunch because I had just bought myself a sundae yesterday as a treat for making #it through the week but I hadn’t eaten today and was already at the grocery store like 50 minutes away from home so I hit the bullet and #that thing was like four pounds of cheese and pepperoni it was incredible #I think no one in this food court is savoring and luxuriating as much as I am in this moment lol #everyone go treat yourself

[tokruta]

I feel so cheated sometimes bc I fucking hate the taste and smell of meat (I categorize seafood as meat too) and beans

I'm Mexican-American

My Mexican mother is considered the best in the family for Mexican cuisine, everyone loves her food and I can't eat most of it

I can't eat it or smell it without wanting to gag (I don't, but I need to leave after a while to get a break)

Mexican food is considered one of the best food cultures in the world, my mother was born and raised in Jalisco and brought all the recipes she learned from her mother with her

I grew up on fast food and faster/easier recipes because she needed to put more time and effort into cooking for the rest of the family

I also grew up in Los Angeles, one of the best places in the US for authentic Mexican food. We'd go to Mexican restaurants when she didn't feel like cooking (and on one memorable occasion, a house/restaurant that was recommended to my parents at church lol), and if not Mexican restaurants, then some fast food place or seafood buffets. I stopped going out to eat with family often in my teens bc it wasn't worth taking me. I also remember being judged and just hated the experience and would make up excuses to not go

I don't know, I was on my tiktok fyp and I kept getting a lot of stuff about Mexican food and I just hate being reminded of my fucking defects so much. I didn't choose to utterly despise meat and beans and I feel so left out of my own culture. If I could eat it, I would, but I can't.

My siblings grew up on all of these amazing foods, and I grew up right alongside them, eating something else.

#at least i'll always have my taquitos de queso and tostadas con col #and my fruit or vegetable salads with lime and tajin (chamoy optional) #one time i was making myself a tofu stirfry and my uncle made a joke about how i should have been born asian #bc i love tofu and i make the occasional asian dish #and while it didn't really bother me at the moment. it just makes up one part of the collective memory in my life of food trauma #it sounds a bit extreme but i think it is a bit. i have issues with food and sometimes guard my food a bit too much bc it's mine! #you can eat whatever the fuck you want don't fucking take my food away from me! #y'know? #still thinking about that time all of the only cheese pizza was eaten and all was left was pepperoni and supreme #i almost cried #anyway just venting ig this got away from me #i will never shut up about my fucked up relationship with food and eating in front of people even family #hasan't #personal #like actually personal not just my usual personal tag #venting #self pity #mexican food #i lowkey get triggered by people who say the best way to experience culture is through food and then it's just a list of food with meat #i can't #just...i need to start eating indian food fr fr

[pizza-games-and-more]

peperony and chease

#pizza tower #character: pepperoni goblin #character: the vigilante #also get used to these awkward snuggle moments #there's a lot

[surskip]

im good at hearing and smelling things but only from far away. i cant smell my dinner sometimes but i can smell what my neighbors are having. i have to turn up my volume to hear dialogue but i can hear a siren from 4 blocks away

#mine #someone is having pepperoni pizza nearby at the moment