#pesterlog

[calware]

DIRK: I'm basically just a haphazard bundle of neurotic tendencies wearing a pair of shades. JAKE: ...Is it a pair of shades or would it just be one shade? DIRK: ..What? JAKE: Like how normally its called a pair of sunglasses because there are two lenses. But yours are just one solid piece of glass? DIRK: Were you listening to what I was saying? JAKE: And metal and circuitry too I suppose.

#html text #colored text #pesterlog #homestuck #📺 #🧶 #i say things #calware.txt

[flutterfan2007]

sum davekat stuff :]

#homestuck #davekat #karkat vantas #dave strider #dave x karkat #homestuck fanart #fanart #hs fanart #trolls #homestuck trolls #homestuck karkat #homestuck kids #homestuck dave #pesterlog #hs #hs dave #homestuck fandom #fandom #mlm #transmasc #t4t

[w0rm-3nthus14st]

had to write this once i saw this image, this is canon to me

#not art #writing #homestuck #john egbert #dave strider #pesterlog #fanfic #just silly goofy stuff

[29pageshomestuckeveryday]

Homestuck, page 3,060

==>

Author commentary: Here's where Vriska boldly claims she's actually behind almost everything in Homestuck. Apparently all of Jade's narcolepsy was just Vriska practicing her powers on a test human. And Vriska influenced agents to create Bec, or "nudged" them to do what they wanted to do anyway. In other words, more retroactive rebranding to slap her name on a thing that probably was going to happen anyway. More fantastic work by Homestuck's one true superstar. Jade probably wasn't going to be falling asleep all the time without Vriska's "experimentation" though, so she probably has legitimate claim to being the original author of Jade's narcolepsy. I remember some people (i.e. losers) were grousing about this reveal a little bit, and that the story kept on revealing things that Vriska was responsible for all along. As if that wasn't totally great. My only regret is not making Vriska directly responsible for even more shit. I think some readers thought this reveal reframed an interesting character trait of someone they liked (Jade) and made it feel less special, more artificially imposed on her, therefore making her a less interesting character in hindsight. But that's exactly what Vriska does: she steals certain intangible qualities from others. She steals luck, valor, agency, credit, and above all, relevance. By making Jade sleep all the time, she literally diminishes the relevance of Jade in the story. And in doing so, Vriska absorbs that stolen relevance directly into herself, as if to say, See? I did this. I'm responsible for this thing about her you thought was special. It was me all along, and now you're forced to focus on me more than her, and also more than everyone else.

#pesterlog

[ashestwoashes]

i did a little pester log :) this was rly fun i might make more in the future :]

#homestuck #pesterlog #dave strider #jade harley #davejade #jadedave #dave x jade #trans jade #transgender jade harley #am i tagging this right #trans homestuck

[grapefaygodude69]

TC: oKaY bUt WhY dId nO mOtHeRfUcKeR eVeR tElL mE aBoUt WafFlE fRiEs???

day 46

whoop whoop another sprite edit :3

#homestuck #gamzee makara #homestuck sprite edit #sprite edit #pesterquest #pesterlog #waffle fries #art #homestuck fandom #gamzee fanart #daily post #digital art #gamzee #homestuck gamzee #bruh

[dirkspanelcollection]

Terezi and Karkat from page 2629

Memo log under cut

CURRENT gallowsCalibrator [CGC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN.

CGC: WH4T DO YOU GUYS TH1NK 4BOUT K4RK4TS N3W PL4N CGC: TO TROLL TH3S3 K1DSCGC: P3RSON4LLY 1 TH1NK H3 H4S F1N4LLY SN4PP3D 4ND 1T DO3SNT M4K3 4NY S3NS3CGC: 1 F1GUR3D M4YB3 W3 COULD T4LK 4BOUT 1T H3R3 1N S3CR3T WH1L3 H3 ST4NDS OV3R TH3R3 M4K1NG H1S BOR1NG 1NSP1R4T1ON4L SP33CHCGC: 1M PR3TTY SUR3 H3S STOPP3D BOTH3R1NG TO 1NV4D3 P4RTYTOWN, H3 H4S L34RN3D H1S L3SSON >:]CGC: OBV1OUSLY TH1S 1S JUST FOR US H3R3 1N TH3 PR3S3NT TO R3M4RK ONCGC: 1F YOU 4R3 FROM TH3 P4ST 4ND 4R3 CUR1OUS 4BOUT TH1S 4ND W4NT TO S4Y SOM3TH1NG YOU W1LL NOT B3 B4NN3D 4S 1S TH3 G3N3R4L RUL3 H3R3CGC: BUT 1 W1LL POL1T3LY 4SK YOU TO K33P YOUR 1NT3RJ3CT1ONS TO 4 M1N1MUM!CGC: 1 W1LL H4V3 ORD3R 1N TH1S RUMPUSBLOCK >:D

PAST carcinoGeneticist [PCG] 7 MINUTES AGO responded to memo.

PCG: YOU THINK I STOPPED KEEPING TABS ON YOUR VAPID, SEDITIOUS BULLSHIT??? PCG: THINK A FUCKING GAIN.

CGC banned PCG from responding to memo.

CGC: TH3 TOP1C 1S NOW OP3N FOR 4RGUM3NT4T1ON CGC: *H3R TYR4NNY Y13LDS TH3 FLOOR W1TH 4 M1GHTY B4NG OF H3R G4V3L*CGC: B4NG B4NG B4NG!CGC: THR33 M1GHTY B4NGSCGC: WH4T DO YOU H4V3 TO SUBM1T ON TH3 SUBJ3CT OF K4RK4TS T3NUOUS GR1P ON TH3 T4TT3R3D R3M41NS OF H1S S4N1TY, COUNS3LOR N3P3T4?

CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAC: :33 < *the especially impurrtant pouncellor looks really serious and thoughtful as she scoots her chair out from under the official courty looking table and begins to pace around thoughtfurry* CAC: :33 < *she doesnt understand why CAC: :33 < i dont understand why we are doing this! CAC: :33 < what was the point again?

CGC: 3XC3LL3NT QU3ST1ON M1SS POUNC3LLORPAST

carcinoGeneticist 2 [PCG2] 5 MINUTES AGO responded to memo.

PCG2: ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED. PCG2: I CAN PLAINLY SEE YOU ARE GOING TO START WRITING THIS MEMO IN FIVE MINUTES. PCG2: ALL I HAVE TO DO IS GO MAKE MY "BOR1NG 1NSP1R4T1ON4L SP33CH" AND THEN WALK OVER TO YOUR COMPUTER AND START FUCKING WITH YOU. PCG2: GO AHEAD, BAN ME ALL YOU WANT.

CGC banned PCG2 from responding to memo.

CGC: *H3R TYR4NNY 3XPR3SS3S D1SD41NFUL Y3T 4UTHOR4T1V3 1NT3R3ST 1N OTH3R OP1N1ONS ON TH3 STUP1D3ST PL4N 3V3R CONC31V3D* CGC: 4NY THOUGHTS?

CAC: :33 < i dont s33 why karkat has to always be banned from these memos! CAC: :33 < what if he promises to behave himself?

CGC: W3 H4V3 B33N OV3R TH1S >:[

CAC: :33 < what if i talk to him in the past and told him he could post here as long as he was not purrticularly disagr33able? CAC: :33 < thats a good idea! brb

CGC: OH GOD!

PAST carcinoGeneticist 3 [PCG3] 10 MINUTES AGO responded to memo.

PCG3: THANK YOU NEPETA, FOR ALERTING ME TO THE PRESENCE OF YET MORE OF THIS TAWDRY ROLEPLAY-INFESTED CLOAK AND DAGGER RUBBISH. PCG3: HOW VERY INTERESTING.

CGC: *H3R TYR4NNY F4C3 P4LMS 1N 4 R34LLY D1GN1F13D 4ND 1NT1M1D4T1NGLY JUD1C14L M4NN3R*

CGC banned PCG3 from responding to memo.

CGC: *TH3 D1ST1NGU1SH3D POUNC3LLOR R3C31V3S 4 HUNDR3D B1LL1ON RUMPUS D3M3R1TS FOR 1NV1T1NG UNCOUTH R4BBL3 1NTO H3R ORD3RLY BLOCK*

CAC: :33 < :((

CURRENT twinArmageddons [CTA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CTA: ii already told KK what ii thought about thii2 awful iidea. CTA: iit ju2t make2 NO 2en2e, you can count me out.CTA: you all can troll the2e iincompetent aliien2 all you want, iit won't change anythiing.CTA: ii'll ju2t be over here waiitiing two diie wiith diigniity, ok well maybe iit'2 two late for that, but ju2t diie ii gue22, and y'all can 2uck iit biitche2.

CGC: TH3 M4G1STR4T3 FROM TH3 D3L1C1OUS 4PPL3B3RRY JUR1SD1CT1ON M4K3S 4N 3XC3LL3NT PO1NT 4BOUT TH3 OV3R4LL SH1TT1N3SS OF TH3 PROPOS1T1ON CGC: 4ND 4BOUT M4N4G1NG TO B3 4N 3V3N GRUMP13R P41N 1N TH3 4SS TH4N OUR F34RL3SS L34D3R SOM3HOW

CTA: ii don't get why you're RP'iing about thii2, iit doe2n't make 2en2e, you're all out of your fuckiing 2ponge2.CTA: why don't you ju2t u2e our name2.

CGC: >:O

CGC banned CTA from responding to memo.

CGC unbanned CTA from responding to memo.

CGC: OK SORRY 4BOUT TH4T CGC: THOLLLLUUUUUUXXXXTHHHHCGC: TH3R3 4R3 YOU H4PPY

CTA: whatever.

PAST carcinoGeneticist 4 [PCG4] 4 MINUTES AGO responded to memo.

PCG4: YOU BASTARD, IS IT REALLY SO MUCH TO ASK TO TAKE A FEW TOOLS OUT BEHIND THE GRUBSHED. PCG4: ALL I'M ASKING YOU TO DO IS HASSLE SOME ALIENS, GOD. PCG4: AFTER ALL THOSE TIMES I SAVED YOUR LIFE YOU THINK YOU COULD DO ME ONE LITTLE SOLID.

CTA: yeah after you got me kiilled iin the fiir2t place.

PCG4: HOW CAN YOU THROW THAT IN MY FACE AGAIN, I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL.

CTA: ii 2aiid whatever.

CGC: UUUGH

CGC banned PCG4 from responding to memo.

CURRENT apocalypseArisen [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAA: i will n0t be participating

CAA ceased responding to memo.

PAST carcinoGeneticist 5 [PCG5] 3 MINUTES AGO responded to memo.

PCG5: OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW. PCG5: THAT'S IT GUYS, THE PLAN IS CANCELED. PCG5: ARADIA ISN'T GOING TO MOPE AT THESE LOSERS FOR US, THE WHOLE PLAN HINGED ON THAT.

CGC banned PCG5 from responding to memo.

CURRENT cuttlefishCuller [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CCC: I still don't quite understand t)(e plan eit)(er. CCC: I mean, I don't really mind talking to t)(em! It could be fun and t)(ey look interesting.CCC: But I really don't t)(ink t)(is is all t)(eir fault.CCC: Can't we say nice t)(ings to t)(em instead of troll t)(em?CCC: Maybe even )(-ELP t)(em! 38)

PAST carcinoGeneticist 6 [PCG6] 2 MINUTES AGO responded to memo.

PCG6: NO, FUCK. PCG6: YOU CAN'T BE NICE TO THEM. PCG6: YOU ARE COMPLETELY MISSING THE GLUBBING POINT, FISH PRINCESS.

CGC banned PCG6 from responding to memo.

PAST carcinoGeneticist 7 [PCG7] 2 MINUTES AGO responded to memo.

PCG7: HEY TEREZI I'M ABOUT TO MAKE THIS AWESOME SPEECH AND INSPIRE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU GUYS. PCG7: WHEN I'M DONE I'M COMING OVER TO YOUR STATION AND THEN YOUR ASS IS MINE. PCG7: ENJOY THIS GARBAGE DUMP OF A MEMO WHILE IT LASTS.

CGC: BL444444R >XO

CGC banned PCG7 from responding to memo.

CGC: TH1S 1S WHY W3 C4NT H4V3 N1C3 TH1NGS CGC: 1M T3MPT3D TO CLOS3 TH1S M3MO NOW >:\CGC: 1F 4NYON3 H4S 4NYTH1NG TO S4Y S4Y 1T QU1CK!

PAST carcinoGeneticist 8 [PCG8] 2 MINUTES AGO responded to memo.

CGC banned PCG8 from responding to memo.

CGC: NOT YOU

PAST terminallyCapricious [PTC] 420 HOURS AGO responded to memo.

PTC: YeAh iM NoT FoLlOwInG ThIs mOtHeRfUcKiN PlAn uP At aLl PTC: wHo aRe wE TrOlLiNg

CGC: G4MZ33 TH1S CONV3RS4T1ON 1S T4K1NG PL4C3 W33KS 1N TH3 FUTUR3 CGC: 1T DO3S NOT CONC3RN YOU!

PTC: oH PTC: WeLl mOtHeR FuCk i gUeSs

CGC: DONT WORRY 4BOUT 1T >:P CGC: JUST SCROLL 4ROUND 4ND LOOK FOR ON3 OF TH3 RRPT OP3N CH4T M3MOS

PTC: oKaY PTC: HoNk :o)

CGC: LKSD;GDKNLN CGC: ASDM SDFSFD9W30CGC: DFD;CGC: GHCGC: EUHFHSDKLNVSDJKLSJKBSDJKF

PTC: wHoA

CGC: K4RK4T IS M4SHING MY K3YBOSDVFDNFLBLGBGSDGFSB['A CGC: AKJFACGC: SEUFHWEUIONDNCGC: AUIHDFCGC: SDSADCGC: 4444UGH H3 1S SUCH 4 L1TTL3SDKJGBSDJKBG

CGC banned herself from responding to memo.

CGC unbanned herself from responding to memo.

CGC banned herself from responding to memo.

CGC unbanned herself from responding to memo.

CGC banned herself from responding to memo.

CGC unbanned herself from responding to memo.

CGC: FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!

CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CCG: OH NOW WHAT'S UP???????????

CGC: GOD D4MM1T H3 LOGG3D ON TO MY COMPURO3IHHGRNVNFSDKS'SD CGC: 4ND H3S ST1LL M4SH1NG M3!!! >:[CGC: SDKLFSDK FHSCGC: YUGUFYCGC: G3T OFF!!!!!!!!!SFBSDJB

CGC banned herself from responding to memo.

CGC unbanned herself from responding to memo.

CGC banned herself from responding to memo.

CGC unbanned herself from responding to memo.

CCG: WHY ARE YOU BANNING YOURSELF TEREZI???? CCG: PRETTY FUCKING MENTAL IF YOU ASK ME. CCG: REALLY FUCKED UP OF YOFDIHFNGNJKGLJS CCG: ASKJSKF89UG CCG: YDRHHGH CCG: WEFOWEGWLKNGNIOV CCG: SDIJS

CCG banned himself from responding to memo.

CCG unbanned himself from responding to memo.

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CCG unbanned himself from responding to memo.

CCG banned CGC from responding to memo.

CGC unbanned herself from responding to memo.

CGC banned herself from responding to memo.

CGC unbanned herself from responding to memo.

CCG banned CGC from responding to memo.

CCG unbanned CGC from responding to memo.

CGC banned CCG from responding to memo.

CGC unbanned CCG from responding to memo.

CCG banned himself from responding to memo.

CGC banned herself from responding to memo.

CGC unbanned herself from responding to memo.

CCG unbanned himself from responding to memo.

CCG: OK QUIT THADJKNFSDK CCG: FUCK OW GOD DAMFFJKSNFBGB CCG: OW!!!!! FUCKALKLKDNJJV

CGC: 1 4M GO1NG TO SH4RP3N YOUR STUP1D LOOK1NG NUBBY HORNS 1N YOUR SL33P!!! CGC: TH3N TH4TS WH4T W1LL B3 UP, BY3 BY3 NUBS

CCG: WHY DON'T YOU JUST FILE THEM ALL THE WAY DOWN. CCG: SINCE YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF WAYS TO EMASCULATE ME IN FRONT OF MY TEAM.

CGC: W1LL YOU G1V3 YOUR BOR1NG L34D3R COMPL3X 4 R3ST FOR ONC3 CGC: 1TS G3TT1NG SO OLD!

CURRENT arachnidsGrip [CAG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAG: Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! CAG: You are 8oth ridiculous.

CCG: HEY VRISKA, YOU'RE DOWN WITH MY TROLLING PLAN. CCG: WHY DON'T YOU TELL EVERYONE IN RAINBOW ASSGRAB JUNCTION WHAT A GREAT IDEA IT IS.

CAG: I'm 8usy.

CCG: WHAT THE FUCK COULD YOU BE BUSY WITH???

CAG: I'm making my own plans! I'm a pretty 8ig deal, remem8er Karkat?

CGC: 1T LOOKS L1K3 YOU FORGOT HOW M4NY 1RONS SH3 H4S 1N TH3 F1R3

CAG: Exactly!

CCG: WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT GOING ALONG WITH MY SIMPLE PLAN TO SERVE A FEW PINK SKINNED DOUCHE BAGS A PIPING HOT NUTRITION PLATEAU FULL OF FUCK YOU. CGC: M4YB3 W3 W1LL BUT W3 4LL JUST K1ND OF W4NT TO DO OUR OWN TH1NG!CCG: THERE IS A WORD FOR THAT, IT IS CALLED GROSS INSUBORDINATION.CGC: TH4TS TWO WORDS R3T4RD >:P

CAG: Do you guys realize you are sharing a key8oard and taking turns to argue with each other? CAG: That is kind of cute. ::::)

CTA: yeah ii hate to 2ay iit, but iit really 2ort of ii2.

CCG: OK FUCK THIS. CCG: EVERYONE IS OFFICIALLY BANNED FROM THIS TRAIN WRECK.

CCG banned CAG from responding to memo.

CCG banned PTC from responding to memo.

CCG banned CCC from responding to memo.

CCG banned CAA from responding to memo.

CCG banned CTA from responding to memo.

CCG banned CAC from responding to memo.

CCG banned CGC from responding to memo.

CCG unbanned CGC from responding to memo.

CCG: YOU C4N'T B4N M3 FROM MY OWN M3MO! CCG: WHOOPS >:[CGC: YOU C4N'T B4N M3 FROM MY OWN M3MO!CGC: LOOKS LIKE I JUST DID.CGC: SHIT. D:BCCG: LOOKS LIKE I JUST DID.CGC: F1N3 1 W1LL JUST SHUT TH3 M3MO DOWNCGC: SO YOU W1LL G3T TH3 H3LL OUT OF H3R3!

CCG: FINE, I'M GONE.

CCG banned himself from responding to memo.

CGC: UUUUUUUUUUUGH

FUTURE gallowsCalibrator [FGC] 6:12 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

FGC: H3Y!

CGC: OH H3Y!

FGC: 1 JUST THOUGHT 1 WOULD 4DD ON3 L4ST R3M4RK TO TH1S S1LL1N3SS

FGC: 4 R3M4RK OF R34SSUR4NC3!

CGC: OHH >:?

FGC: Y3S, YOU SHOULD TROLL TH3 HUM4NS FGC: 1T W1LL B3 FUN >:]

CGC: W3LL, W3 BOTH KNOW TH4T 1 W4S PL4NN1NG TO 4NYW4Y

FGC: OF COURS3! 1 TRUST YOUR JUDGM3NT ON TH3 M4TT3R FGC: JUST H3R3 TO S4Y YOU WONT R3GR3T 1T

CGC: TH4T 1S N1C3 TO KNOW! CGC: 1 TRUST YOUR JUDGM3NT 4S W3LL

FGC: Y3S! FGC: 4NOTH3R TR1UMPH OF SOUND JUDGM3NT 4ND GOOD T1M3S FOR T34M PYROP3 4ND TH3 LOY4L SUBSCR1B3RS OF R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN

CGC: HOOR4Y! >:D

FUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG] 6:12 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

FCG: I'M GOING TO BE FUCKING SICK.

CGC banned FCG from responding to memo.

CGC closed memo.

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#dirkspanelcollection #terezi pyrope #karkat vantas #sollux captor #nepeta leijon #feferi peixes #vriska serket #gamzee makara #homestuck #homestuck panel #homestuck panels #pesterlog

[homestunked]

TT: i want you so bad

TT: imliterally in love with you

-- timaeusTestified [TT] ceased pestering golgothasTerror [GT] --

GT: WHAT

-- timaeusTestified [TT] began pestering golgothasTerror [GT] --

TT: Sorry, I was fighting demons when I sent that shit.

TT: I mean hey.

TT: Act like you never read that.

GT: No wait

#incorrect quotes #homestuck #homestuck quotes #dirk strider #jake english #dirkjake #hs fandom #pesterlog

[tarotgeist]

GC: J0HN D0NT M4K3 FUN 0F MY H4ND1C4P

EB: which one, the blindness or the leetspeak.

Via Homestuck Part 4 - Act 5

#homestuck #homestuck fandom #homestuck pesterlog #pesterlog #john egbert #rose lalonde #dave strider #jade harley #blerd #ectobiologist

[borzoilover69]

some pesterlogs me and my boyfriend wrote that i want to keep somewhere.

#homestuck #hom3stuck #pesterlogs #dave strider #rose lalonde #gamzee #terezi #terezi pyrope #dirk strider #pesterlog #karkat #borzoi talks

[maremishomestuckblog]

weekly homestuck logs #1

JADE: i know he wasnt real!

JADE: wait. . .

JADE: are you saying

JADE: obama was real?

DAVE: . . .

DAVE: yes

DAVE: obama was real

DAVE: he was the president

KARKAT: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JADE: all this time i thought obama was like

JADE: an aspirational fictional character that you modeled your life after

#homestuck epilogues #dave strider #jade harley #karkat vantas #homestuck #pesterlog

[calware]

TT: ‘Sup. TG: sup TG: this definitely won’t get confusing TT: Are you kidding me? It's about as downright comprehensive as it could ever get. TG: glad were on the same page TG: might as well be in the same paragraph with how on the same page we are TT: I’d wager we’ve even made it down to the exact sentence. TG: hell yeah we have TG: my brain is short circuitin here tryin to keep track of whos talking @_@ TT: Just leave the short-circuiting to me then, ok? TG: at least jas had the decency to change her color to a unique hex lmao TT: Of course. As if I wasn't civilized.

TT: You’re part housecat. TT: Emphasis on the “house” prefix. What sort of stray do you take me for? TG: O_O TG: woah lets back up on the snarky broad infighting and set the record straight here cause by scratching our session TG: we created your universe ie chronologically we take precedent TG: ie we get dibs TG: ie rose and i shouldnt have to change colors  TT: Oh hell no. Ain’t no way I'm changing my text color a second time. TG: yeah and u guys were made from our genes soooo technically we were here first TG: that may be true for you two but i *know* dirk made hal when he was 13 so ill keep chilling over here with the red text rights TT: That text has composed my entire nonphysical self for the past 3 years. I’d argue I’m more deserving of its hue. TT: Are we really just going to bicker the entire time? TG: Only ten minutes into a conversation and we’re already at each other’s throats. TG: hal tbf u started it lool TT: … TT: ……… TG: …………… TT: ………………………… TG: what r all tha dots 4……………… TG: WAIT CRAP TG: aaaughh dave u tricked me!! using proper punctuation and everythin TT: It seems there simply aren’t enough colors in the rainbow to sustain our familial unit. Pity. TT: Hey, first I’m losing my text color and now I gotta give up my beloved speech pattern? I might as well saw off my totally new and legit arms while I’m at it. TT: We could always switch over to hemotyping! TG: oh my god jas youre a genius TG: NOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT TT: Yes. That’d be hilarious. TG: signnn am i gonna have 2 double check ur initials every time one of u sends a message now… TT: Sure, you could. TT: But how can you be sure it wasn’t Dirk who just sent that? We still use the same account, you know. TG: GAHH ARE YOU KIDDIN ME TT: Don’t worry Rox, I’m just messin’ with you. TT: Or am I. TG: this family is a nightmare

#this post was a nightmare to format #html text #colored text #there's context for this conversation but you're not gonna get it #homestuck #i say things #🧃 #dave strider #💾 #hal strider #lil hal #autoresponder #auto responder #🍷 #roxy lalonde #rose #rose lalonde #🔮 #pesterlog #calware.txt

[mermaidzkiss]

turned some of me and my friends messages into pesterlogs…

#homestuck #roxy lalonde #karkat vantas #rose lalonde #dave strider #dirk strider #jake english #jane crocker #june egbert #john egbert #jade harley #pesterlog #muffy stuff

[strawberrycreamcat]

Homestuck reread thread (starting late lol)

#homestuck reread #homestuck #homestuck screenshots #Karkat #equius #pesterlog

[29pageshomestuckeveryday]

Homestuck, page 3,240

==>

Author commentary: Splinters are an oft-used device to reveal more about a character's personality to readers. But more specifically, they can be a device used to reveal more about a character's negative qualities or personal struggles to themselves. This is probably the first instance where this idea is especially evident, though it's been kind of simulated through Karkat's many arguments with himself. I don't know if those "count" as real splinters so much as Karkat just tragically misusing time travel-enabled chat messaging. This is the real deal, though. Jade splintering herself off like this reveals flaws about both versions of them. For Jadesprite, it reveals an emotionally unstable side of her personality that's useless in a crisis. For Jade, it reveals a tendency to make rash decisions, with the cheery presumption that everything she does will work out for the best no matter what, probably because she's been conditioned to think that way due to being raised on Skaian cloud-visions. Naturally, characters don't like what's revealed about themselves when they look into these splinter-mirrors, which is why you get these heated arguments. These two, Dirk vs. AR, Vriska vs. (Vriska)… In this case it feels pretty obvious why this little intra-Jade drama was pushed into focus here. It gives Karkat the perfect material to own her with, and draws them both into a conversation enabling them to relate more closely. Which makes it probably the least surprising plot twist in the world when he intrudes on them a few pages from now.

#gif #pesterlog

[w0rm-3nthus14st]

chapter 8 is out, woohoo!!!!! the memo was so fun to write in this one... i got to try out writing vriska and eridan for the first time, though briefly!!

we're approaching the end folks, just a few chapters left!! they also happen to be... the hardest to write. wish me luck o7

#homestuck #homestuck fanfic #davekat #vriska serket #karkat vantas #terezi pyrope #pesterlog #homestuck au #fluff and humor #ao3 fanfic #ao3 writer #new chapter #not art #writing #cacb