i need to figure out how to grow horns. for the purpose of nasty, sweaty transgender sex.
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Jackles do the funniest thing ever challenge
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Dragon Age Origins Remastered. When?
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just putting it out there that i have an Ao3 and i write fics
sooooo yk maybe check it out??
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Why do I find it so hot when my girlfriend gives me really specific and strict orders
"Stop!"
"Eyes on camera"
😖😖😖😖 yes mommy anything you say!!!
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when you reblog my posts you're kissing me on the forehead. btw
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fingers in my pussy deficiency </3
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one of my professors is genuinely one of the most handsome men i’ve ever seen, i can’t sit in his class without a puddle forming in my panties, all i do is sit in the lecture hall and fantasize about him:
going to his office hours asking help and then ranting to him about my life. he comforts me by hugging me then he fucks the sadness out of me.
on my knees with my arms tied with rope behind my back, him standing in front of me in his pressed button up shirt and trousers, his fingers fucking my face. im gagging and crying while he just looks at me bored, then spits in my mouth.
cockwarming him and sitting on his lap while he grades our class’ papers. when i shift, he slaps me and pinches my ass and gropes my boobs until i settle.
him reading my paper out loud to me while i blow him, then mocking me for pretending to be so smart and professional when we both know im just meant to be a slut that belongs on my knees for him.
fucking on his desk before our lecture starts, looking flustered and acting like everything is normal when the other students walk in.
him fucking me on his desk.
cockwarming him with my mouth, hidden under and behind the desk while he teaches, then gives me attendance points.
sleeping over and morning quickie before we run to campus together, after class we go back to his place together.
he punishes me if my grades fall behind by not fucking me or putting me on denial.
calling him professor when he fucks me, so that when i answer his questions in class and call him professor in front of everyone, both of us remember how he treated me like his personal whore.
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Listen, computer: I know you’re old and don’t have the capacity for a video game like BG3. However, im broke as fuck and need you to use this external hard drive and do some heavy lifting so I can have (a very expensive) serotonin boost
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Mark we could go vintage clothes shopping together
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