#please stay inside

[suiheisen]

you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

#this is now my FAVOURITE game i've watched in real life knocking the game misconduct one off the number one rank #he was so annoyed the entire game and so annoying about it :') #he kept shrieking away on the bench and i couldn't hear a word from where i was seated #but you could just hear this constant yipping away dhfsgfkjshgfsjf PLEASE it was so funny your 36-year-old babygirl was BARKING #drew kept sitting there like... is mom okay... i don't think mom's okay... #also extremely good for me (since he wasn't really hurt) was the whumpfest of it all oh my god what ancient gods did he anger......... #geno kept Hovering in concern #po kept giving him little shoulder pats the way a sweet brave babyboy would try his best to soothe a rabid little dog #ek of course kept trying to slide right inside him and also kept skating up to him and STARING him in the face in concern/lust/both #also guys this is my first time in canada ever!!!!!!!! i'm excited #anyway. very good game for me sorry for this post but you know i love a #long post #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #pittsburgh penguins #also!!! to all who celebrate #ramadan kareem/eid mubarak #<333 staying with a friend here through the eid celebration and they've been cooking and everything smells so good

[sincerely-sofie]

*Skitters up to you on all fours and drops this in your lap, then scrambles up the walls and onto the ceiling and immediately falls asleep*

Comic time! Lucky wakes up in the middle of the night and has a chat with Sen in this one.

#ah yes. the struggle of seeing yourself as a machine incapable of truly having an emotional connection with others #no matter how deeply you long for such things #whilst simultaneously seeing that deep longing within you as a mistake. a flaw. an imperfection #you were made to be absolute and impartial #to be biased in favor of your charges beyond that which your ‘programming’ dictates is shameful #you are broken. you are flawed. you want and you want and you want and you’ve never stopped /wanting./ #you aren’t supposed to worry or care or love. you weren’t made for it. #and if you were not made for it then you simply cannot worry or care or love. #these /things/ that haunt you and make you inefficient are not emotions. #they are your imperfections; flaws in your make; symbols of your failures to live up to your purpose #you are broken. you are flawed. and you want so deeply that you can scarcely keep the longing inside you #such a failure you are; to not only survive the fall of the metropolis you were built to give your life to defend #but also to stoop to and revel in such indulgent imperfections as these false emotions the moment your makers are gone to dust #Fun Fact! Sen doesn’t require sleep #and spends every evening standing outside of Sharpedo Bluff / whatever campsite the gang have set up to guard the entrance. #she doesn't stay inside at night because it wasn't something done in the metropolis she hails from. #sentries are meant to watch over their charges. they are not meant to indulge in the pleasant and dry warmth of their homes. #Kip hears about this eventually (he thought it was just Sen not trusting people enough to sleep around them) and FLIPS OUT #“PLEASE would you come inside IT'S LITERALLY HAILING” #Sen is taking so much hail damage and has the gall to look at him and say “You should return to your home. the weather is unfavorable” #Kip just screams into his hands because he might have found someone even worse at self-care than Twig #And with that #it is beddy-bye time for Sofie :) #the present is a gift au #pmd oc #pmd ocs #pokemon mystery dungeon #pokémon mystery dungeon #pmd explorers #pmd eos

[for-a-longlongtime]

Excuse me

How are we supposed to handle this every goddamn weekday?

This is really too much, he's gonna kill us all. It's time to wrap this movie up before we get even more outfits and all.

#oh for fucks sake #pedro pascal #please fuck all the way off #STAY INSIDE PLEASE #the materialists

[darkwood-sleddog]

more and more i become of the opinion my dogs are not reactive to strange dogs but in fact it is unreasonable to expect them to NOT be reactive when the dogs we pass are unwalked, understimulated rural hellions that thrash at the windows of their houses, bark at us and follow us for entire lengths of properties, snarl at us, run at us with tense body language etc.

is this because a neighbor (who does skijor!) moved in half mile down the road from us a half a year ago with the most polite, unreactive dog that my dogs glance calmly at as they walk by? as it is unrestrained (no underground fence) on the property? absolutely is.

is this because a few years ago a neighbor's very nice pitbull mix got out and when it walked up to us with polite calm body language my dogs reacted just as calm and we were able to walk this dog home? absolutely is.

like i am a human woman and have lived in areas with much larger populations than i do now. i remember being followed by strangers, yelled at by strangers in aggressive ways. it made me tense and yes...reactive in those moments to ensure my own safety and needs were met. but was it my fault for having to react that way? To call friends and family and be on the phone any time that i walked alone? to check in when i got to where i was going? to bring pepper spray and iron knuckles to walk less than 10 minutes away from home? I don't think it is. Rather it's the failure that allows that behavior towards me which is at fault. i should not have had to carry those things with me. or call a single soul.

same with my dogs. my dogs aren't reactive, i'm just the only person who walks my damn dogs in my rural neighborhood. even though we can walk for 4+ miles either way on safe dirt roads out of our driveway before we reach pavement. nobody else. walks. their. fucking. dogs. yes i manage my dogs behaviors, it can be embarrassing when they get riled up, but know what? it is not their fault so many other dogs fucking SUCK. and it is not those dogs' fault that they suck either. i encountered more politely behaved dogs when i lived in the suburbs and city than i do now because those dogs at least had some sort of experience with being around other dogs (passing them on the sidewalk even) out of necessity. Rural people truly just throw their dogs outside and expect that to be enough. if you're lucky they install a little underground fence that will maybe keep fido in the yard (like uwu WE don't want to have a look at a fence and we're going to make all our neighbors GUESS if our dog might run into the road at them uwu).

#dogblr #dog behavior #is it unreasonable to ask completely neutral behaviors from my dogs #when they're being fucking harrassed? when they just want to do their sniffy thing and pee on a bunch of stuff?? #can't even like loiter in some places bc people's dogs loose their fucking shit even if they stay on the property or are inside #like...real containment and stimulation when and now please? #nothing happened but neighbor with a dog that barks and screams at us from inside non stop #put in an electric fence and assured me this under 1 yo dog will never leave the boundary #like...okay... #sure. #let's see how that goes #like my dogs have wonderful temperaments #sorry if they're going to tell your dog off for being a piece of SHIT brenda #my dogs obviously know our yard is their territory #but they don't make a single peep for people walking on the road which is NOT theirs #i can be out of sight of entire dogs with properties out of the sight of the road #and their dogs will still be fucking yelling at mine! like shut the . fuck. up!!

[little-pondhead]

She looks like a gargoyle?? Babygirl pLEASE get down😭

I suppose this is their way of letting me know they want more food (which they have plenty of??)

#pond pets #got more chicks this year and they are #unhinged to say the least #a few nights ago all the food got shoved to the side closest to the wall #and only a few could eat at a time before we noticed #they literally started pecking each other and fighting?? #they also keep trying to escape the brooder #babies please trust me when I say it’s so cold out here stay inside please

[cave-monkey]

Six Ears, and being left.

#mhw09 personal #gif warning #*screaming into knees* #can I draw your attention to his HAND PLEASE #I didn't realize that was going to be a *thing* #that little WAVE #I paid subzero attention to the closing and it was because I was subconsciously protecting my heart apparently #listen to me listen #it's about 'and a double-edged sword cuts your heart in two' #torn between Stone Monkey and *gestures to everything else in his life* *like literally everything* #it's about Stone Monkey going where Six Ears can't follow #and where the line is between staying behind and being left behind #and so he's stuck in place. watching him leave. weights around his ankles. #whether those be his duty to his troop or the demons in his head #always holding back. always in-between. always feeling like he's going to lose *something*. #six ears and that fear that's inside him #I've only seen 11 episodes and have just One Major Spoiler in my pocket am I barking up the wrong tree? MAYBE #but here we are anyway #also Jade Rabbit looking at him in concern from the background! this missing scene is gold. too bad it's on eternal mute.

[ladykissingfish]

*Deidara walks into Hidan’s room to find him sitting and rocking back and forth on his floor*

Deidara: … what the hell? What’s wrong with you? 

Hidan: I … Blondie I saw something … I saw some shit that fucking changed my whole damn life …

Deidara: What?!

Hidan: *gets up and grabs Deidara by the arm* Come here. I’ll show you.

*takes Deidara to outside of Kakuzu’s door*

Deidara: Wait wait … isn’t he sleeping?! He’ll kill us if we go in there!

Hidan: Don’t worry, the old bastard sleeps like a log. Come on …

*the two creep quietly to the side of the bed that Kakuzu’s face is turned towards. Hidan gestures and Deidara’s eyes go wide, they stare for a few moments before Kakuzu snorts in his sleep and they hurry back out*

Hidan, in the hallway: The first time I ever saw this fuck without all that shit he has covering his head and face … and … and …

Deidara, falling weakly against the wall: Dear god … he’s HOT, hm!

Hidan: Right?! The long hair, the lips, the cheeks … this bastard is sexy as hell!

Deidara: If I wasn’t with Danna I might try to —

Hidan: Well you ARE with puppet-dick, and it’s gonna stay that way. This fuckers gonna be MINE.

Deidara, chuckling: Don’t worry, he’s all yours. Good luck, hm. *goes back to his room*

Hidan, to himself: Good thing I didn’t pull down the covers and show him what else Kakuzu has, or blondie would be fighting me for sure!

#kakuhida #kakuzu x hidan #kakuzu #hidan #deidara #the akatsuki #love at first sight #🤎🤍 #no more posts about my feelings. everything stays inside. all I get are a bunch of platitudes and things I’ve been doing/trying. I’m done. #so please enjoy me posting the only things that actually make me happy

[carnivorousyandeere]

Ovulation this, ovulation that. Period horny is diabolical.

#looking back at this week in abject horror #bc why was I having a heart attack every time a pretty lady smiled even just POLITELY at me at work #they weren’t even flirting!! they weren’t!! and I was losing my mind blushing and stuttering #I was just screaming inside like ‘please stop being so kind and pretty around me I can’t focus’ 😭😭😭😭 #this is why I stay inside all the time and don’t date bc what the fuck is even wrong with me dude 😭😭😭

[he-who-needs-to-be-silenced]

#please help #help #this is a cry for help #i’m in danger #danger #help me im gonna die #I’m going inside #and staying inside #for fucking ever #nope #Nuh uh #not going out #ever again #aerotitan #paleoart #paleontology #horror #pterosaur #azhdarchid #cretaceous #art #fear #late cretaceous #cretaceous period #archosaurs #predator #dangerous animals #weird dog series

[blueskittlesart]

dorm on fire again

#i am like a shot and a half of vodka into this night rn can we not do this today PLEASE #i am probably fine btw they havent set off the alarms yet but apparently the building is visibly smoking and there are firemen on the roof #this happens literally every year for some reason. idk why it had to be the day i decided to drink alone but yknow #me and my vodka coke will personalyl be staying inside the bulding until they set the fire alarms off at the very least #i <3 college #personal

[francesthetraveller]

lmao put me in the guinness world records for being the first person to draw crab movie gijinkas

#under the boardwalk fanart #under the boardwalk #under the boardwalk 2023 #gijinka #human designs #don't worry I have more you can ask me for them please I really want someone to talk to about it my mind cannot NOT think about it #if this keeps staying inside my head for one more day It'll EXPLODE

[blood-injections]

I fucking love the desert I haven't been there in years but between constant danger days thoughts and falling in love with it back when I've visited family there i can just zone out and feel like im standing there im so fucking like spiritually connected to it.

#talk to me about the desert please i want to talk about exploring it and finding cool stuff and hunting scorpions for fun and and #everything the horrible heat but the energy there the mirages but the spirituality of being in the desert and seeing the #vast horizon #like lsdunes said. the limitless sky #one day im going to put a little trailer on some land in the desert and make it my quaint little home #and have a cool garden like my aunt with her little trailer in the redwoods #and itll be my escape for art and music and a cat and room for friends to stay as long as they dont mind cuddling or the futon #and ill explore the desert every day #and send praise for the Phoenix witch for real #and become one with the buzzards and coyotes #because every time i close my eyes im back in socal a mile out in the desert #standing in a shack i found with no windows or doors anymore and no roof just four disintegrating concrete walls #with a poem graffitied on the wall inside talking about the sun and god #and my pockets full of forgotten artifacts #cool rocks rusted bits of metal and one apache tear i found in the sand #that looked like the night sky had fallen #dripped to the desert below and solidified #and the desert decided to gift it to me #corvids rambles

[palaceoftears]

Ruyi should let go of the loss of her children for the 'biggest picture' but oh god forgive you have to let go of your disgusting obsession over a girl that could be your granddaughter...

I think this arc is the creepiest thing that has happened in the show yet.

#It's so disturbing #1. the emperor acting like a child for a woman's body. using her ppl & identity to both cherish & threaten her as she said #2. this poor abandoned girl being manipulated from all possible sides to stay alive and serve this pos. they used her tribu. her father. #her dead lover #it's disgusting af. and as if her situation wasn't horrible enough all the concubines hate her #3. Ruyi was forced to play a part in this. she's so dead inside atp #the emperor uses her as a machine & I'm glad she finally stopped loving him #but anyways this hurts from all perspectives #please please please someone pull a zhen huan!! #watching ruyi #ruyi's royal love in the palace

[nobodysdaydreams]

you are such a good writer and a cool person in general!! :D

Thank you anon. I have had a very difficult 45 minutes and really needed to hear this. I hope you have the best evening of your life and that all good things come your way.

#Bods Answers #Don’t worry I’m doing fine I just locked myself out of my house #But y’all were gonna destroy it anyway so really I haven’t lost much #Though it is a rather cold dark and spooky night #And my laptop is inside. So no more fics until further notice. I’m sorry guys. The spirit is willing but my thumbs are weak. #and my phone will run out of charge eventually #But who needs health and safety when I have the love and adoration of 10 random kids on the internet? #Will Bods be rescued? Stay tuned and maybe keep a spare key under the mat #Remember: there is only one threat worse than robbers. And that is your own executive dysfunction. #And it is 1000x more dangerous to you than any criminal #And you all thought I was being dramatic when I said I related to Noland… #Anyway if my phone battery dies I just want you all to know that I appreciate all of you and you’re all the best #Please send thoughts and prayers

[gently-decaying-flowers]

i shouldn’t be allowed to live here

this is literally traumatizing

this is actual fucking trauma this is actively destroying me

#char’s diary #i’m standing out in the cold garage because i can’t go inside #i can’t #i can’t live here #why is she screaming #she shouldn’t be a parent #i want to die #i can’t stay here #please let me out

[bunnbunn]

Ted Lasso was about the power of love, friendship, forgiveness, family.

But it also was a long long con, it took us up the mountain of wholesome writing and then drop kicked us off it on the last episode.

It reminded us with great joy that a show finale can suck so bad, it undoes every growth arc a character has had and turn them back into their Season 1, Episode 1 selves

#ted lasso #jamie tartt #roy kent #its sad that ted was right about it not being about him #because he basically is the same man he was in S1E1 #i dont know who those people were on screen today but it was not the jamie and roy i know #ted missed beard's wedding #thats the level of concerning were have reached #rebecca and sam had more potential for a romance than the dutch stranger please #yeah please tell that astrologist that her predictions are a pile of shit #something Ted Lasso writers forgot is no matter how much a father loves their child and compromises for them and tries to make them happy #if they are unhappy inside with themselves then it leaks out and turns into a cycle of guilt #remember when michelle and ted learnt that she was trying to stay in the marriage but that was also making her unhappy #yeah where did that lesson go #bitter bitter ending #not an ounce of happiness or accomplishment or joy (yes he was excited to see henry but did that look like a man ready to leave?) #this better be just the season finale cliffhanger and not the end of ted lasso #somebody said the Beard wedding was Ted having a dream (nightmare) and i am now hoping it was just that #but also how sad if that were true #ted dreams of his bestie and everyone else moving on without him