#for fucking ever

[not-a-perfect-metaphor]

Pardon moi, but LOOK at these two fucking adorable twitterpated dorks 😍.

Jensen: “Oh, it’s a video!”

Okay, AND, y’all…how much is that above moment 100% the spirit animal of the ‘I thought it was a picture’ moment from ye olden J2 days??

Jared: “Dude, we’re filming.”

Jensen: “I thought it was a picture.”

Oh my god it’s so perfect. I can’t.

The End.

——————

Haha nope. Not even a little bit.

Because I definitely have now decided that we all need to reminisce together over at least a hearty handful of some of the all-time cutest J2-selfie moments, right??

How could we not?

Liiiiike when they felt compelled to capture this ridiculously precious couple pic of themselves:

While already being at a photoshoot, by the way!

But-

‘We gotta take one just for us, babe.’

Obvious bonus: Misha ‘third-wheel’ Collins awkwardly just chillin in the far corner like *sigh* here they go again…

Rofl 😂.

And of course we’re ALWAYS fucking down for literally any of their adorkable ‘out on the town together’ date night selfies.

This is one of my personal favorites 😍:

Yes, Jared did try to fight a statue, says Jensen, and yes, there absolutely was alcohol involved, thank you so much for asking!

No, really, though…

Bring it, bronze boy.

And, um, how about THESE?

Hehe.

Goddammit, you two.

And let’s not forget the lovely ‘backseat-bros’ pics!

(*cough-yeshomo-cough*)

Especially that first one, though…

Conjoined at the head, shoulder, and actually just the entire torso much, Sirs?

Mmhm.

Yesss you are 😘.

A++

But.

I know you guys knew which one I was going to save for last, didn’t you?

The BESTEST of all the J2-selfie moments?

.

.

.

Yep!

The “us-ie” 😭😭😍.

And in case anyone isn’t aware, “us-ie” is the word that Jared used to describe the above photo.

-which, I mean…the moment itself is of course already fucking precious beyond belief just as a stand-alone thing.

But then Jared deciding to dub it their “us-ie”because I guess “selfie” wasn’t a husbandly-enough word…

I just-

I mean…

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

#j2 tinhat #j2 #husbands husbanding #J2 selfies #us-ie #soulmates #for fucking ever #and ever #the js being obvious

[vesperione]

Excuse the awkward angle but I need everyone to see the best thing in my Snapchat memories

And that is why NPMD is such a big deal. because we have known about it for FOUR. YEARS.

#AND NOW SHES OUT #that’s 14 year old me writing Black Friday notes so I don’t forget it #I’ve been here #for fucking ever #npmd #starkid #consjderthecoconut #whatsshakjnbanana

[he-who-needs-to-be-silenced]

#please help #help #this is a cry for help #i’m in danger #danger #help me im gonna die #I’m going inside #and staying inside #for fucking ever #nope #Nuh uh #not going out #ever again #aerotitan #paleoart #paleontology #horror #pterosaur #azhdarchid #cretaceous #art #fear #late cretaceous #cretaceous period #archosaurs #predator #dangerous animals #weird dog series

[agapintheskin]

and now stop fucking writing me asks about Build I don't wanna hear it I do not care about hearing opinions of people who are incapable of understanding nuance, thank you.

#imma go block his fucking name one day why do people always have to bring him up like bible can exist without having that name attached #for fucking ever

[lastoneout]

Ya know when people told me "when you're finally safe enough that you can leave survival mode and start to let go of and process your c-ptsd/trauma things are probably going to get really, really bad before they slowly start to get better" I thought that was reasonable. I did not understand that by "things are going to get bad" they meant "you're going to find yourself in the worst mental state of your entire life, but dw, that means it's working" and tbh I simply wish someone had been more clear.

Edit: If everyone could please take a minute and think about what it must feel like to be struggling and then have multiple strangers say to your face that they find the prospect of going through what you're going through so horrifying that they'd rather kill themselves and then stop leaving comments like that I would greatly appreciate it.

#hply fuck y'all I haven't felt like this?? ever??? #tryinf to be gentle with myself #but I truly feel like I'm made of glass #personal #negative #vent #cw suicide mention #ask to tag

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

having a child has taught me that every toddler is completely justified in their frustrations and tantrums because learning how to do something you have literally never encountered or heard of before is insane. and being expected to be completely calm in the face of this constant barrage of overwhelming information is doubly insane.

i got charlie a sticker activity book and it occurred to me i have to TEACH someone how to unpeel stickers. it's SKILL that requires DEXTERITY and FINE MOTOR ABILITY. i thought it was obvious that you have to curl the page a little bit to create a break in the cut so the sticker comes up.

obviously a fucking BABY wouldn't know that because they have no background experience to inform their thought process. OBVIOUSLY. and OBVIOUSLY the LITERAL BABY wouldn't get it right the first few times. it would OBVIOUSLY take practice. lots of it.

i hate this feeling. it's so obvious. why are children treated so badly when they're learning everything for the first fucking time. why do people treat children so horribly and expect so much. they're brand new. why didn't i get the same grace i give to my child? why did no one have patience for me? why, when it's this easy?

it's so easy. it's so fucking easy.

#ok2rb #op #babbyposting #apologizing to my child is second nature #i'm brand new at it too #obviously im gonna fuck up here and there #its only right to apologize #why did no one ever apologize to me #not until it was too late

[indigo6f00ff]

need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago

(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)

#my hands are still shaking to be quite honest i could not put a lot of effort into this. #but like. brain. why did you do that #literally i have been like hopelessly obsessed with de nonstop thinking abt it for the past couple of days it is Scaring me #it is terminal its soooo fucking chronic #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #for anyone who wants to know i bumped into some guys car that was stopped for a school bus. i think my brain errored and thought #my foot was fully pressing down on the brake pedal but it wasnt. #i am like 99.99 percent sure neither of us had any major damage to our cars but we still filed a police report just in case #because insurance do be a bitch. dudes back bumper was scratched lightly and my front license plate has a dent now #also literally my first ever car accident that ive had ever yippee yay

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

Yall remember how Texas had that "report an abortion" form that they had to take down after a week?

Well, Missouri has one, only it's for reporting transgender concerns.

Comrades. Friends. Romans. Countrymen. You know what to do.

#queer politics #transgender #trans rights #trans legislation #trans genocide #missouri #fuck the AG man #PLEASE deal with this the same way we dealt with the texas one #i want this man to be SHAMED #I want my trans kids to know they are LOVED #i want this thing down by SUNDAY #please. if you do one thing for me ever im asking that this is it

[voltaical-art]

HE WAS SEVENTEEN. AGHHH ULDER WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU

#bg3 #wyll ravengard #baldur's gate 3 #ulder ravengard #i am having so many Thoughts and Feelings about wyll and his fucking father #his dialogue abt him is so heartbreaking 'Did he ever miss me?' RAGHHH #man the game this would be if they actually explored this with wyll>>>> #whatever ill just do it myself

[blueskittlesart]

i hope everyone in nintendo’s management department dies and goes to hell no matter what and i’m not kidding

#WERE LOSING YUZU AND CITRA. I DONT KNOW IF YOU ALL UNDERSTAND HOW INSANE THIS IS #game emulation enables piracy yes but it’s also an INCREDIBLY powerful archival tool. #there are plenty of games out there that only exist in their original formats due to emulation. #this lawsuit has HORRIBLE implications for video game history. it makes it incredibly easy for companies to scorched earth their products #if they’re not profitable enough. ART IS GOING TO BE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS. GAMES PEOPLE WORKED INCREDIBLY HARD ON #it won’t just happen to bad games. it won’t just happen to old games. they will use this to keep their remake/virtual console model going #forever and you will never be able to play your favorite games in their true original forms ever again. #i am fucking INSANELY mad rn. capitalism is the death of art fr #personal

[passerkirbius]

So, there's a lot of USians around who are very clearly fucking fed up with their political choices this election cycle, and planning to sit it out.

And I get it! What's the point of voting if there's no one to vote for?

The thing is, I'm Australian. In Australia, voting is compulsory. We don't get to sit out our elections, and I'll be real honest with you - we don't exactly get better choices than you lot. So how do you vote if there's no one to vote for? You find someone to vote against. And there's always someone to vote against.

Now, we have the pleasure of preferential voting in Australia - We get to rank every candidate from 1 to X, and I'll tell you, there's something so cathartic about putting the biggest bastard of the lot at the very bottom of your preferences. I understand that USians don't get that option - you get to mark one person, and that's it.

That means that you get one shot, so aim it at the biggest bastard of the lot. The candidate you most utterly detest. Put your vote in the worst possible place for them. Don't even think about who that vote's going towards, that's not the point. Remember, every vote is a vote against someone. Make sure you fuck up that someone's election day!

#politics #american politics #voting #australian voting #if you can't be proud be petty #your vote can always fuck up a politician's day #why would you ever give up such an opportunity?

[demigods-posts]

i think that percy and annabeth's relationship is so healing for both of them. like, our girl has severe abandonment issues but managed to pull the guy whose fatal flaw is unwavering loyalty. and our boy has severe self-esteem issues but managed to pull the girl who consistently chooses him. i love these two so much.

#percabeth #percabeth fluff #percabeth textposts #percabeth being the cutest couple to ever not exist #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percy and annabeth #annabeth and percy #theyre in love your honor #they're the best of fucking friends and you can't convince me otherwise #these two are so cute

[lumpsbumpsandwhumps]

I made this callout meme for me and me specifically

#my wips are a fucking MESS #and I don't ever given them actual titles to find later or leave notes to remember where i was going with the idea

[orphetoon]

roleswap totk comic commission. eat the fruit gummy

#if you use this for anything i will Fucking Get You #totk #tears of the kingdom #loz #legend of zelda #link #zelda #orphe’s art #did i ever post the first one on here. idk

[knightofleo]

#THIS IS THE MEANEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER SEEN HELP