#pls let me know if this needs to be tagged as incorrect quotes

[lowcallyfruity]

Hihi! Welcome to my blog!

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localanimeidiot -> lowcallyfruity

⟡ You can call me Lux or Honeydew !

⟡I am a MINOR!! Soo like- pls don’t be creepy 😋 please and thank you 👍

╰┈➤ Please do not follow me if you ONLY post N.S.FW. You will get blocked.

╰┈➤ I SOMETIMES make inappropriate jokes and reblog suggestive stuff. Sorry about that.

PLEASE. Let me know if you need something tagged.

↳ I’m also terribly sorry if my tagging is messy and inconsistent sometimes.

Pronouns page💥💥

⋆Mexican… English + Spanish

⟡ My blog is a MESS. I post lots of different stuff, but my blog is MOSTLY twisted wonderland centered.

⤷ But you’ll see stuff from other fandoms as well sometimes :) (most often reblogs)

╰┈➤ Speaking of TWST, I hc all of the characters (students) as queer, and maybe like…most of them as neurodivergent, and I talk about it ALOT ALOT. So if you don’t like/are uncomfortable with constant talk about neurodivergence/gay stuff then maybe don’t follow me, but yeah just a heads up 👍

⋮ ok I talk about queer stuff a lot in general so- yknow-

⟡ 😔 I’m cringe, annoying, I talk a lot and I’m very enthusiastic about lots of things!!!!!!

⟢heads up, I say lots of exaggerated/intense things and expressions, and ig speak in weird ways?

⟢ I use gendered terms like bro,dude, girl and boy often as a joke and gender neutrally. Please let me know if you’re not okay with it

↳ I say slurs. (Faggot, Beaner, Dyke)

⟢ I can be REALLY bad at understanding and interpreting tone sometimes, so I apologize if I do not understand something!

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Tags below ᵎᵎ

TAGS!

જ⁀➴ general tags 𓂃

Z’s art💛?! (All my art!)

My creations💛! (Stuff I make that isn’t art. Shitposts/incorrect quotes, edits, videos etc.)

💛!me talking💀 (posts where I talk to my non-existent audience)

💛! reblogs

💛⏰! queued (WOW! I queue stuff when I’m in post limit)

​💛! asks (Anyone who sends me an ask will get 1 moneys)

જ⁀➴ Fandom tags𓂃

​💛! Z’s TWST adventures (TWST gameplay images)

​💛! Z and Young Sheldon (young Sheldon stuffs)

💛! Z and KNY (Demon slayer stuffs)

💛! Z and Persona 5R (P5R stuffs. SPOILERS!)

💛! me and trolls 4ever (trolls stuff baybee)

💛! Z and Scott Pilgrim (Scott pilgrim stuff)

💛! Z and Obey me (obey me stuffs. Currently for both OG and NB)

જ⁀➴ TWST BAYBEE𓂃

​🎉! transfem twst polls (the polls that are drove me insane)

🎉! genderfluid twst polls (I’m actually insane)

🎉! twst tism poll (Rubs hands evily)

AROACE JADE SUPREMACY‼️‼️‼️‼️ (my Aroace Jade adventures)

Non-binary ruggie 🤪 (Non-binary ruggie adventures)

Modern Leovil(???) AU (AU where Leona and Vil are divorced. Epel is their son. Hijinks ensue)

My twst ocs🪞💛 (TWST oc things)

Mc 💛: Lapis Ávalos (My Main TWST MC<3)

જ⁀➴ ship tags 𓂃

~I’m a multi-shipper! These are just my main ships/ones I post about a lot!~

sebeppy…..i love them… (My Sebek x Epel posts!)

idiasil…my beloved… (My Idia x Silver posts!)

ridtreykei (My Riddle x Trey x Cater posts! ￫ this tag is specifically for all 3 of them, so it won’t contain posts that just talk about Trey x Riddle or Trey x Cater! [And on the rare occasion Riddle x Cater] and don’t mention ridtreykei!)

azujami…my sillies… (My azul x Jamil posts)

​Leovil…the slays… (My Leona x Vil posts)

Kalirug…the pookies (My Kalim x Ruggie posts)

​jaderuggie…so silly (My Jade x Ruggie posts. They are queerplatonic to me)

​💛! Jadeotter (Jade + Kalim! They are platonic/queerplatonic to me💛 also includes stuff by other people!! )

💛! Bleeding Hearts (Rollo x August [Vice President NPC])

Flonei…so cool… (Floyd x Neige)

Akeshu…crazy… (Akechi x Joker/Akira)

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₊˚⊹⋆ Thanks for reading :3 💛!

#I cant do masterlists/intro posts 😢 #I hope this is decent lmfao #tags will be added in the future if I make new ones 👍

[tounacasserole]

random & kind of stupid half asleep, half assed appreciation post cause i wanna spread the love and for some reason sad thoughts in my head but let's ignore that (ft. my sleep deprivation sap, mutuals, ppl iloook up to, shitty puns and wordplay)

<3

@moonxma ur the moon :o you give me like calm and peaceful moon vibes like a blue moon!! ty for being one of the first who kind of kickstarted my whole commitment to being here and writing content :D

@raysano ray? more like ray of sunshine shdhefj bad pun but i love indirectly interacting with you through games and hope we get to know each other and interact more mwah /p

@appreciatingtokrev appreciatingtokrev? appreciating YOU you beautiful human being :)) i like seeing your little thoughts and whatnot around your blog bc i find them interesting to me in a good way

@mochi-coffee absolute sweetheart ∑(ﾟДﾟ) sweeter than ice cream mochi need i say more? no but seeing you wherever makes my day better for some reason because you give that positive n uplifting vibe. me 🤝 you waka skmps

@kallikrein me 🤝 you 🤝 mochi waka simps jdkfjskf ty for being one of the first to interact and leave messages in the tags of my silly little waka headcanons :]] and ty for being my majn source of waka brainrot too (￣∀￣) we krei-n (pronounced crying) over wakasa. i think that was fhe shittiest pun ive ever made in my entire life i apologize dearly

@simpywhore seeing your incorrect quotes make me snort in laughter a lot whenever i see them >:D we haven't interacted but i'm sure you're simp(l)y sweet ksjjfkfkskf

@offtaskotaku go follow them rn this is a threat /hj seriously so so underrated pls check out their work and send them requests i'm sure they work hard and they're bery nice :) great sense of humour 2 i like seeing u on my dash. makes me go off task for a bit to scroll through your blog and reread your hcs!!

@kakuchew also a contributor to my waka brainrot jshffkf your headcanons about the black dragons boys are so awesome and i love their shenanigans which makes it easier to envision them in my head!! less chewing on my thoughts and more space to appreciate them and you too :3

@sukunasbabymama your blog title is kk's safeplace and it sure as hell lives up to the name!! i get a homely vibe from you n i like seeing you pop up on my dash :D like my mama's homemade food! you've made me appreciate kakucho and mucho with your contrnt :))

@wwintersun holy crap i look up to you a whole ton!! your works are simply put masterpieces. when i read them it makes me feel fuzzy and warm it's like when the sun melts the winter away ;D i have a lot of your stuff saved in my drafts to reread on a bad day

@bajipaws your tokrev x male reader stuff has at least pawmped 5 more years into my lifespan (i'll take my leVe now). ur doing king shit and i can't wait to see more stuff from you!!!

@kageyahoe your latest work with baji made me Feel all the emotions /pos :] in fact all of your works do and made me love baji even more than i did before >:O i don't have a bad pun for you but honestly considering my punmanship you're lucky jdkfjskf

@shinscig i've interacted with you a grand total of one (1) time but you're so sweet :( i think your chifuyu drabble of painting flowers was one of the first fics i read here which: OOMPF /pos. that's it i can't describe it anymore better than that cause it's almost 3am. your braid train fic with mizo mid is also a big favourite :)! underrated they are

@softbajis You Have Made Me Feel Things but i swear most of it's good and soft besides the angst because it hurts so good hakfjwjfj i like seeing your little blurbs pop up from time to time!!

@tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang I LOVE SEEING YOUR POSTS ABOUT THE MANGA THAT ARE ESPECIALLY SO FUNNY??? they're always a riot and the absolute best. i snorted so hard reading your recent one of the wake me up scene SHEIWKJFWKFJDJ

@koffeekoko your angst. hurts so good. mr sunshine, flowers, and you hurts the best. i am writhing on the floor as i type this (/notsrs) idk if this is weird but seeing your tag "jel loves you!" makes me smile internally :)) your works about insecurities they love also make me really really happy :']

@n0vad your headcanons are so comforting to read,,, they also inspired me to post some of my own too in a similar format (hope you don't mind sjfhe)! i also love that you post for more characters that don't have a ton of content!!

@sunhee-sun your writing is like warm sun after cold rain (i'm a great poet) it's inviting and a guilty pleasure to reread all of your tokrev stuff. bows down to you.

@kakubun my main source of love for bonten. helping hands is one of my favourites and inspired me to make a character based off of that :D your headcanons are also so funny to read and have become a great source of inspo!!

@xuxitheii another whose tokrev x male reader has fed more life into me (°▽°)b i've probably went through your blog at least thrice now reading your works especially since you're one of the first i followed! good shjt right there... your confessing to mitsuya one is my fabourite

thats all i can roll out i think because i dint want to flood everyone's inboxes since your mutuals are doing this too skfjekfjjs ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ happy new year from this touma fish! 🐟 passes out

#chattertuna

[let-patton-say-fuck]

Hello and welcome

This post is going to be long and detailed, but here’s the gist:

I want to create a blog that will serve as a collection of Patton content in which he's portrayed as the extremely interesting character that he is. This includes angst, character studies, theories, discussions of gray morality, etc, etc. Also, I personally heavily identify with Patton, and whenever I see content of him being absolutely feral? Incredibly cathartic. I just think it’s neat. So, this is a blog for Patton content that presents him as more than the “innocent soft little puffball” he tends to be percieved as in the fandom. And, to be honest, more than anything I just want to inspire as many people as possible to join me in my #LetPattonSayFuck agenda. Let him do it. He deserves it.

None (or almost none) of the content on this blog is going to be mine. If you have content you want me to put on here, you can:

Tag me in it

Submit a post

Send me an ask

DM it to me

I will reblog the things people send me and try my best to organise them (more on that after the cut). You can send art, fanfiction, edits, rants, headcanons, memes, just related thoughts that come to your head, basically anything you want.

I will also sometimes reblog things to this blog just because I feel like they fit and I want to. If I reblogged something you created to this blog and you don't want that, please let me know, and I will delete it. Essentially, this is just a place for me to hoard (and navigate) any and all content about my favourite types of Patton characterisation. And you can join, if you want!!

And now onto the details:

About The Different Kinds Of Patton:

Different sides (ha) of Patton might be explored in the posts of this blog, so I think they will require some sort of classification. You can block or search certain tags based on your preferences.

The tags I will be using:

#let patton say fuck - any post where Patton swears (not necessarily “fuck”)

#feral patton - feral Patton. That’s it that’s the tag. Let my boy go feral. Whatever level of feral. From dying your hair at 4am to murder. Give me feral Patton

#angry patton

#patton angst - h u r t  h i m (then help him pls. Not a requirement, just a personal request. Unhappy endings accepted but not without tears). This one will probably have a lot of subcategories

#flirty patton - I will be using this tag for any flirtatious actions from Patton, especially those that wouldn’t usually be seen as “typical” for him.

#suggestive patton - taking the previous tag a step further, this one is for any innuendos, sexual jokes/hints from Patton, whether in a flirty context or just for humour reasons.

#smart patton - any kinds of intelligence. Emotional intelligence, academic intelligence, strategic intelligence, musical intelligence, etc. Bring it on. If anyone wants me to make separate tags for different types of intelligence, please let me know exactly how you want me to do that, and I will, as soon as I can.

#BAMF patton - let him fuck shit up a little. As a treat

#mischief patton - Patton doing pranks, teasing someone, making fun of someone light-heartedly, messing with people. Sarcastic Patton. All that adorable devious shit. Gimme

#smug patton - smug bastard man,,,,,, sarcastic bastard man,,,,,,,,,, teasing bastard man,,,,,, (this one and the mischief one will probably overlap yeah)

#patton and morality - gray morality Patton. Being confused abt moral concepts because morality is hard, man. Patton being wrong, but learning. Patton making mistakes,,,,, I love him

#nsfw patton - I accept NSFW content, it will always be tagged. These posts will also be tagged with "#nsfw" and "#nsfs" (Not Safe For Sanders). This tag is for explicitly sexual things only. Sexual humour/innuendos/hints will all be in the "suggestive" tag. You can filter out one or both, if you want.

Once again, if anyone wants me to make a separate tag, I will.

About The Different Kinds Of Content:

As I’ve mentioned before, absolutely any form of content is accepted. Some tags that will help in looking for specific things:

#pat art - Some art,,, of the Pat,,,,,

#pat fanfic - More on ships later

#pat thoughts - any kinds of thoughts/rants. If you wanna share your ideas or just talk about Patton, this is probably how it will be tagged. Lemme know if you want me to change anything

#pat analysis

#pat theories

#pat hcs - any headcanons!! Ship headcanons!! Random headcanons!!! Vent “This is about Patton but I Am Patton” headcanons haha definitely know nothing about those!!! All headcanons are welcome

#pat memes - memes, shitposts, funny thoughts, incorrect quotes. Anything like that

#pat edits - Video, photo, audio, GIF. Once again, if anyone wants separate tags, I will add them.

Any other types of content will be given their own tags in the future, if they will be needed.

The tag for any asks is just "#asks". Anything related to this blog will be tagged "#blog stuff".

About Ships:

All ships will be given their own tags. More ships (poly ships, ships without Patton in them) will be added later as we go. For now here are the tags I will be using for Patton ships (tell me if anything needs to be changed):

#moceit

#logicality

#moxiety

#intruality

#royality

All characters will be tagged as “#ts *character name*”:

#ts logan

#ts janus

#ts roman

#ts virgil

#ts remus

If you don’t want to see certain characters or ships, please just filter the tags.

About Trigger Warnings:

If you ever need me to tag (or change) anything for any reason, please feel free to tell me, and I will do so as fast as I can and as thoroughly as I can.

Trigger warning tags are added to this post as content is being posted. Before posting anything, I will review it for potential triggers and update this post if needed. If anyone wants to add a tag for anything in advance - let me know, and I will do it.

So, let's start:

#pat discourse - any kind of argument against the way Patton is treated by the general fandom. While I think most people here would agree with those opinions, sometimes just the notion of an argument is distressing.

#tw cursing - I mean just in case

#tw murder mention - for references to murder with no details or visuals

#tw murder - discussion of murder with some details and/or visuals

#tw repression

#tw self-hatred

#tw anxiety attack

#tw threats

#tw alcohol

And finally!!!! This is a No Unsympathetic Patton Allowed zone. I guess it depends on how you would define "unsympathetic", but no content of Patton being abusive and/or anything similar to that will be posted, and please, please do not send it in. Please don't send Patton hate either, I won't post it, but it will hurt me quite a lot, please don't do that. If you don't like Patton, just go to another blog.

#tw arguing

#tw self-destructive behaviour

I'm sorry in advance if I ever forget to tag anything, please tell me right away so I can fix it! I don't really know how to run a blog, so I'm sorry if anything is wrong. I'm willing to try my best to keep this as organised as possible, since it's For A Good Cause. Thank you so much for visiting this blog, and I hope you enjoy it!!

#sanders sides #patton sanders #ts patton #let patton say fuck #tw cursing #long post #the length of this post (before the cut) is distressing me so ill look into what i can do abt that

[shot-tothestars]

17 questions to answer, 17 people to tag!! Let the games begin!! (cough* that was weird *cough😂😂)

Thanks to @bluelric for the tag!!

Nicknames: Well🤔🤔 I go by Astrid on social media (cause is a really cute name at least for me😂😂) but my little cousins call me "Mimi" and in every game I play I say my name is Deborah... So yup😂😂 (some personal information got leaked... Frick!! 😂)

Zodiac: I'm a Libra!! 😂😂 (don't believe on zodiac signs but it's pretty funny to read incorrect quotes about them😂😂)

Height: 1'63cm... Almost 1'64 :')

Last thing I googled: funny thing: I actually didn't remind what I last googled so I searched in my search history and...

Yup

Song stuck in my head: Two actually: Ophelia by The Lumineers and Little Talks by Of monsters and men... Last one since I saw @officersnickers quote I haven't been able to put it off of my head 😂😂 and Ophelia cause I've just discovered it and I love the song😍😍

Number of followers: 38 amazing people that I seriously don't know why they follow me😂💖💖

Amount of Sleep: Not sure exactly how much but I can say this... Not enough... (but I usually sleep around 6 hours so🤔🤔)

Lucky number: Don't have one but my favorite number is both 3 and 632281 (3 thanks to pjo and 632281 thanks to my adopted children 😂😂) Ohh 6 also works🤔😂

Dream Job: I'm not sure but I want a job where I can see people smile thanks to something I have done or help to do... At some point of this year (and also at some point of last year😂) I wanted to be the care taker of an orphanage but one of my cousins said to me that I would suffer once I'll had to part ways with the kids I'd raise and that he didn't want to see me heartbroken so... Yup I just want to make people happy but I don't know how😂😂

Wearing: A grey t-shirt that says "Guapa 24/7" and a pink pastel pijama short (Guapa 24/7 means "Beautiful 24/7" in spanish 😂😂)

Favorite song: Don't have one 😔 But I've been wanting to listen songs with the same style as "Ophelia" or "Riptide" from Vance Joy cause they remind me of summer🤔😂 if you have any recommendations pls share them💖💖😔

Fav instrument: Ukelele (which thanks to my cousin I know how to play!!! 😂😂), Violin (the only instrument that makes me enjoy classical music) and Kalimba

Aesthetic: I like pastel stuff but also grunge with glitch... Depending on my mood cause at times I like to have a dark aesthetic 😂😂

Favorite Author: From a series of books?? Rick Riordan or James Dashner (Pjo and The Maze Runner authors) From Manga?? Kaiu Shirai And Posuka Demizu. From drawings?? Viria with digital and Tamaytka with traditional and watercolors 🤗✨😂

Favorite animal noises: OWLS. I LOVE WHEN OWLS HOOT is just :')

(This owl brings me joy)

Random: I like to make stories in my head right before sleep and once I decided to do it with some The Promised Neverland characters... I ended up dreaming about Norman being really serious with his role of "second big brother in Grace Field House" and being really sweet with Gilda and now I'm not sure what to do?? 😂😂😂 Also I found hilarious that in Ray's description in the Manga (at least in spanish) they say he's wise when he tried to burn himself... It's not "wise" exactly "Norma editorial"... it's called trauma...

Tagging Time!!

(not sure I'll get to 17 people though😂😂)

@anabethtessahermione @brokenpisces15 @i-need-a-permanent-vacation @just-in-e @spaceoceania @venus--syndrome @pernico-under-the-dead-sea @officersnickers

(yup not even close😂😂)

If you want to answer this too consider yourself tagged!! 💖💖

#tag game #I think there is 16 questions actually #but meh #😂😂 #tag games #game tag #Tags everywhere #i love owls #Garu is the most beautiful owl of Brooklyn #the promised neverland #yakusoku no nebārando #yakusoku no neverland #ophelia #riptide #tamaytka #viria art #uncle rick #rick riordan #james dashner #percy jackson #pjo series #pjo #the maze runner #The wall in Grace Field gives me tmr vibes #ukelele #uke #i need to sleeeeep #But fandom is stronger #ynn #dreams are weird

[bluewails]

Tagging System — Sept. 2019

more for me than anyone else as things are shifted, but a guide to how things are run around here. let me know if anything additional needs to be tagged/fixed

misc → short, without category

resources → “that’s helpful but no category,” simplified misc tag

long post → misc long(er) posts — excluding resources, made to make misc easier to navigate — ‘long’ is a loose term

my post → additions, tags, self-made posts,,,, pls,, don’t look

bros → mutuals

meme → meme

language → resources for language learning and other language related posts (french, korean)

plant → not excluding art, fandoms, very general

lgbtq → it’s gay

tdov → trans day of visibility

lbdov → lesbian day of visibility

kpop → all groups, majority bg, mostly excluding svt and skz (side blogs)

additional tags of groups and members

🥳 → idol birthday

kdrama → what’s wrong with secretary kim (also tagged wsk) and others

art → non-fandom work

fanart → fandom work, not fandom tagged

bfu → buzzfeed unsolved

aesthetic → moodboards (generally), not excluding fandoms

icons → not exclusive, probably skipped tagging some idk

other tags:

incorrect quotes

minecraft

star wars

marvel

animal crossing

she ra

good omens

supernatural

cat!

dog!

watcher

#tagging system #my post

[theinvisiblespoon]

Front of a Building - Chapter 2: Shiver, but Shiver With a Friend

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Hello again! I finished chapter 2, so now I guess you can expect a chapter 2.

Chapter title is from Dodie's Party Tattoos. It’s cool. She’s cool. 

Once again, thank you to @pleaseletthisjimbetaken @ironwoman359 @splatoon-jim @nammies @incorrect-ego-quotes @forgottenbehindtheinternet @nikkyshows @slim-jims and @jiiiimmmm-with-dyed-hair for being my inspiration.

It was surprisingly difficult to make this, which I guess I owe to the fact of more than the three characters that were in chapter 1 last time. This one gives off a bit more foreshadowing, and soon I’ll start dropping hints like crazy, though I have been dropping some already. Have fun reading! Should I make a tag list? I feel like I should make a tag list. Ask me if you want to be on my tag list. Tag list.

Word count: 1230

The kitchen on the second floor smelled like cookies, filling the room from the chestnut cabinets, to the granite countertops, and to the dark and scarred kitchen table, on its literal last legs.

The Egos rarely had a meal altogether, as each Ego had rather scattered schedules during the day. Some Egos (namely, Dark) rarely ever came down from their rooms, except when on business. This rather annoyed some of the more irritable of the egos, especially since Dark hadn't shown his face in weeks.

“...the focus switches for a moment to the Host, who is narrating under his breath, barely audible over the noise of the Chef’s cooking—”

Currently, the Host and Chef Iplier were the only ones in the kitchen for breakfast. There were three that were often the first ones up—the Host found little time to sleep, too restless to fully doze—the Doctor often had morning paperwork to do, and he considered any Doctor work to be malpractice without his first cup of coffee—the Chef found himself too overexcited in the early mornings to sleep long into the day, and anyway, there were cakes to be made.

Speaking of the Doctor, he trudged through the side door of the kitchen, the door swinging half-heartedly after him. Chef Iplier looked up from his enthusiastic cooking style to watch his brother, who pulled down his coffee mug with the label “I'M NEVER WRONG” printed on it. Dr. Iplier had bags under his eyes and looked exceedingly irritable, labcoat wrinkled and slightly smelly.

“...once again, the focus is switched to the Host, who has noticed Dr. Iplier’s arrival and narrates over his action of pouring his coffee two inches too far to the left and onto the granite kitchen counter—”

Dr. Iplier looked down blearily at the stream of lukewarm coffee splattering against the counter.

“Oh, for fuck’s sake—” the Doctor grumbled, readjusting his hand position so the liquid poured into the mug instead of onto the counter.

His brother, ever helpful, abandoned his mixing bowls to rush over and clean up the dripping liquid before it could do any more damage.

“...Oh. Thanks, Chef,” Dr. Iplier remarked.

“Don't mention it,” replied Chef Iplier, quickly throwing away the sopping wet paper towels.

“...the Host begins to inquire of Dr. Iplier’s ragged looking appearance as the Doctor inter—”

“Ragged? You're one to talk; you really need to get those bleeding eyes checked out.”

The Chef looked up from mixing again. “That was rude,” he pointed out unnecessarily.

Dr. Iplier sighed, conceding an apology before slumping into a seat at the counter. “I know, I'm sorry Host. I'm really worked up over this patient; if he doesn't do what he's supposed to, he could end up at the hospital for the last time. Bad news for sure.”

The Chef transferred the contents of one bowl into the other, glancing up at his brother. “There are some things you just can't help, Doc—”

There was a loud slam at the door, which made all but the Host jump. A few seconds later, another slam. Then, muffled footsteps and words—

“Delayed; rerouting…”

“Google, what the hell are you—”

The main door swung open, revealing Wilford Warfstache, in his signature pale yellow and pink, holding the door open for Google. Apparently completing his rerouting, Google turned precisely ninety degrees and made his way to the side door.

“God damn it, Google.”

Warfstache let himself into the kitchen and sat down at the wooden table, adding to the number of unhappy customers. Dr. Iplier spoke to Google, who had finally “Arrived” through the side door, asking, “Are you on default again? I know you have a bug where it can occasionally switch back in the mornings.”

“Th-th-there is an eight six p-point five five five five five five one ch-chance of pl-plausib-bility.”

Dr. Iplier grimaced. “Here, let me get that for you—” he strode to Google and flipped off a switch labeled “MAIN”. Google shut down, hanging his head and eyes dimming. After a moment of tweaking the system, Dr. Iplier switched Google on again.

“Th-thank you. That is much better,” Google acknowledged and took a seat next to Warfstache.

“Eggs?” asked the Chef, a plate of steaming scrambled eggs with drizzled hot sauce slid in front of Warfstache. Dr. Iplier looked around at the interaction, eyebrows knitted together.

“Weren't you just making pie?”

“It was cake,” the Chef clarified. Not getting a solid answer, the Doctor turned to Wilford.

“How did he do that?”

Wilford gestured wildly, wiggling his fingers; “Mmmmmagic.”

Dr. Iplier looked at the man less than fondly.

“Your brain is more scrambled than those eggs.”

Before Wilford could come up with a nasty retort, the Host intervened, raising his voice from his usual murmur.

“...the Host interrupts the conversation before it can escalate further, and instead asks Wilford about the whereabouts of Darkiplier—the Host admits he knows Dark had a difficult night—”

Both the Chef, the Doctor, and Google hurriedly looked around at Wilford and searched his face for any sign of danger.

“Yes, well…it’s rude to talk about people behind their back,” supplied the ego, “because they might turn around and stab you in your back, and then it all would be one bloody mess.”

“Is he coming down at all today?” questioned the Doctor with an edge of resentment.

Wilford paused, and he was suddenly dark eyes and darker words. Despite his colorfulness and his boisterous personality, he could still be terrifying without trying.

“It’s not your concern.”

While no one knew what the cause of this sudden change was, all four egos backed down and resumed their tasks—the Chef, back to baking; the Doctor, back to coffee-stained paperwork; Google, back to searching for updates; the Host, back to narrating under his breath. Their imagination ran away with them, creating the worst possible scenarios. A few attempts at conversation were made, but they teetered off quickly and ultimately led nowhere. Chef Iplier was cleaning up breakfast when they heard the creak of footsteps on the stairs. Five heads turned towards the door simultaneously, and through the door came—

“Dark!” Wilford exclaimed.

“...he moves smoothly through the oak door, dressed in his best suit. Dark stops and straightens his tie before speaking—”

“Good morning, everyone.”

None of them had expected Dark to come down today, and certainly not in such a pristine condition. Google zoomed in on Dark and saw not even a speck of dust on his shoulders.

Dark began to walk to the adjacent room, attention on getting outside.

“Wait!” Wilford got up from the table and nearly ran to catch up with him, the other egos simply watching on. He followed Dark from the kitchen to the front room, through the front door, and outside the manor, leaving the first floor behind them.

“Wait!” Wilford said again, placing himself in front of the entity. “I want to come.”

Dark stared at him incredulously.

How had he not seen this coming?

“Wilford, please, it’s a quick trip.”

“Perfect!” he countered. “Then I won’t be gone long.”

“Trust me, Wilford, it’s not important.”

“Then why are you wearing your best suit?”

He found he had no answer for this. Dark kept his face impassive, weighing his options.

“Fine. You can come along.”

Wilford smiled, falling into step with Dark.

“Where are we going, anyway?”

Dark smiled softly. “On a date.”

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[welovekpopscenarios]

11 questions tag!  ❤️❤️

So!!! We were tagged by the amazing @theliqht to do this and Candi and I are delighted to answer!! Thank you so much for the tag my queen, I hope you’re having a lovely day ily ily ily,,, *AHEM* These are some cool ass questions, here we go!

01. What are your fears/phobias?

Mimi: Bugs. I really, really hate bugs. Any kind I really just can’t handle asdfgfd pls get away from me tnx. Also public speaking, or doing anything where I have to be centre of attention or whatever nope nope my anxiety does not like that lemme tell ya Candi: I really hate clowns, small spaces and open water but let’s just say nothing scares me 😎

02. Are you taking any classes that are not academic (if you’re still a student)? if yes, what?

Mimi: I’m in college, and I do Creative Broadcast Production, so does that count??? Candi: I’m in college so uh I guess they’re all academic? I do creative broadcast and film production

03. Your top 3 fav albums? doesn’t have to be kpop!

Mimi: OOOH MAMMA MIA- Uhm, I guess it would be Diamond Eyes by Deftones (I love them so much), a tie between Going Seventeen or A|1 by Seventeen (ofc asdfliasj my actual LIFE), and idk if this counts as an album or naw and this might seem nerdy but the skyrim soundtrack is a blessing and very good for study so I’m going to put that down bc I can’t think of anything else (tbh all game soundtracks are phenomenal hmu if you want some recommendations bc I have TONS) Candi: O boi this is gonna be hard. Demon Days by Gorillaz, Bad by Michael Jackson and Never Mind The Bollocks by Sex Pistols.

04. Would you rather explore the depths of the ocean or go to outer space?

Mimi: As much as I love the big, blue and beautiful ocean, I’m gonna say space lol. Like, space is infinite, and there’s so much to discover, and the ocean is just limited and scary tbh. Take me to the stars lmao Candi: Definitely space, fish are creepy and y’all have ye seen the shit that lives in the ocean? I mean I guess I’d stumble upon funky ass aliens in space too but sure look it, space is cooler imo.

05. Which celebrity would you want to be best friends with?

Mimi: Oh damn, this is really hard. Would it be cliché to go with someone from SVT and say Seungkwan adsjkfasldj I just, I love him so much he’s so funny and kind and I’ve always said I’d love to be friends with him like I feel like he’d be down to do whatever with you so yeah Candi: I’d say Miley Cyrus because we could chill and smoke weed all day, she is one of my favourite arists as well so.

06. Do you have any piercings? how many?

Mimi: I only have the regular ears pierced, but I don’t even wear earrings LOL I haven’t worn earrings since I was like 14,,, Candi: I have 11 piercings, lmao yeah 11. I have my vertical labret, snakebites, septum, both my nipples, tongue, industrial, rook and helix. Hawhaw pls don’t judge me.

07. What animal best represents you?

Mimi: Damn this is deep what’s on your mind fam asdfjkdfdsf lmao I jk I jk, uh,,, my fave animal is a wolf, and I guess wolves are kinda like quiet creatures like me? Loyal and steadfast. Wow that was poetic. But tbh I’m probably more of a turtle – slow and scared of everything to the point of hiding ^^’’ Candi: I don’t know tbh I never know how to answer these questions. I like to stay in my bed a lot so I have the qualities of a sloth, I’m very loyal so I’m also a dog, idk fam, lots of animals.

08. If you could change one law, what would it be?

Mimi: I guess since the topic is big here atm in Ireland, changing the law on abortion? Like I’m not comfortable with the idea of it like idk, it’s a big thing to think about, but if a woman needs to do it, then I believe she should have the choice. It’s her body, her decision, and no judgement should be passed to her Candi: This is a lil bit controversial but I’d love if abortion was legalized in Ireland because we are currently fighting H A R D for it with all the protests and stuff and it’s 2017 ffs, give women the right to their bodies thank you bye.

09. Your ideal type?

Mimi: Someone who makes me laugh, who can bring me out of my shell at my own pace, who will accept my flaws and be comfortable with me, who’ll bring me peace and happiness even in the simplest ways, someone who’ll have patience with me but also like to be crazy with me (so like, if I’ve somehow described wonwoo, mingyu or hoshi, don’t be surprised and just overlook it ok I love them so MUCH) Candi: I honestly don’t know, I love guys who look like they haven’t slept since they left the womb and who look psycho because I obviously have issues but then when it comes to girls I like chubby/curvy girls who are quite girly. Honestly, I don’t even look at the appearance that much it’s always the personality that blinds me. A person could look like ass and I’d fancy them because they’re funny. I just have a lot of issues l m a o.

10. Would you rather live in the city or countryside?

Mimi: I’d say the city, as much as I’m not a fan of big crowds, I feel like you can get comfortably lost in a city? Like you’ll have your solitude as you want it! Unless someone offers me a cottage in the forest then bye I’m living there for an eternity and becoming a witch of the land Candi: Both have their advantages but I’d much rather live in a city. I’m a busy busy person and I love the hectic lifestyle so in a city I’d be able to live how I like

11. How did you find my account? or if I was the one who found you first, what was your first impression of me? (just be honest really, no hard feelings !!)

Mimi: I’ve followed your blog on my personal one for a while and I absolutely love your content bc you bring me those amazing SVT scenarios that I lack in my life and you’re just a lovely person and your blog is so positive and nice and UGH I’M A BIG FAN ILYSM KEEP DOING WHAT YOU’RE DOING YOU’RE SO SWEET Candi: I’m pretty sure Mimi followed you and you and Mimi chat but just so you know I LOVE YOU TOO OKAY? YOUR CONTENT IS A++

Ok, all done!! Here are our questions now!

1. Describe your personality.

2. Who is your ultimate bias and why?

3. Besides kpop, what other music do you listen to? (If any, if not that's g)

4. Favourite movie and why?

5. Your hobbies!

6. Do you see yourself falling in love and staying with the one person for the rest of your life? : ) ) ) )

7. If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go and what would your ideal trip be?

8. Let’s be positive! What is something you’re proud of? (can be a feature, smth you’ve worked on, smth you’ve done etc.)

9. Do you have a large friend group, or small?

10. What was the last book you read?

11. If you play games, what would you consider your favourite, and why? (I’m sorry I had to gghjkgjk)

We hope you like the questions! We’re tagging @kpop-stole-my-lyfe, @seventeen-teen-teen-trash @incorrect-seventeen-quotes, and @incorrectmxquotes You don’t have to do this, but this is the handful we thought might like to! Enjoy!!

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[incorrecttoppdoggquotes]

Hihi I'm starting an incorrect quotes blog and I was wondering if I could get some tips?

yeah just look at everything I’m doing and then don’t do that

no but seriously I had no idea what I was doing when I started this blog so I just kind of imitated other iq blogs and figured out what worked best for me. I do have a few pointers to give though:

Tagging is gonna be your best friend. The first day I Officially started this blog I think I only tagged the source and the members and got like...no attention. Then I went back and added #topp dogg and boom, had like 100 new followers in a day. It’s really important. It also makes your blog more user friendly! I’m saying that from the perspective of someone enjoys reading other quotes blogs too, sometimes I don’t wanna have to scroll through a bunch of asks and personal posts to get to the quotes, you know? So it’s nice to just add /tagged/quotes (or whatever they use) and save myself some time.  

Source you stuff. It’s just common courtesy, but I’m sure you already know that. If you see a quote on another blog and it doesn’t have a source just google some of it and it almost always comes up. If it doesn’t it’s possible that it’s an original quote that blogger came up with and you should see if they’re okay with other people using it. 

Queues - You don’t need one but they can help you feel more professional. Not everyone uses one but I’d suggest giving it a try. You can always drop it and post whenever you’d like if that works better. Also try not to post a bunch in one day because that’s not very sustainable. I posted a bunch the first couple days and then cut waaaay back and I think I’m gonna cut it down a little more again because I’m too busy lately to do 4 a day. 

This one’s super important - if you ever find yourself scrolling down tumblr or twitter or anywhere really and you come across something that makes you think “well that would make a funny quote” pls for the love of god SAVE IT. Like it, screenshot it, archive it, immediately draft it, it doesn’t matter how. Just don’t think “I’ll remember that word for word and make it into a post later” because if you’re anything like me that is practically impossible and I can’t tell you how many funny quotes have slipped from my fingers because I overestimated my own memory capacity. Just don’t risk it.

So that’s all I have off the topp of my head. Good luck with your blog! If you have any other questions you can message me, I don’t mind. Also if you let me know when it’s up and running I can promo you ^u^

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