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koreanbibliophilegirl · 10 months

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(Some incorrect quotes specifically for my dsmp superpower AU)

(Edit: half of the quotes, starting from the 'With great power' one, are from ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator!)

Purpled: You don't know anything about me!

Niki, who copied Puffy's power and read Purpled's mind, PLUS literally just caught him with a sniper rifle: I know everything about you. You are an open book written for VERY dumb children.

Tubbo: How did you find me?

Technoblade, salty he had to leave his library job early to clean up after him: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered, Now who could that be?

Quackity: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book?

Charlie, cheerfully: No. I'm suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.

Niki, running on caffeine and three hours of sleep, slightly vibrating, feral look in her eyes: Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you want to go apesh!t?

Skeppy: So what's it like being Purpled's sibling?

Punz: Once I asked him for a glass of water while he was mad at me, and he brought me a glass of ice and said "wait".

Ant, who just got back from stabbing another hero: Today is a great day.

Foolish, a hero: Hi!

Ant: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Puffy: I'm not mad, just tell me why you had fake IDs.

Clingyduo: *incoherent mumbling*

Puffy: I'm sorry, I can't hear you.

Clingy: You have to be over 18 to hold the puppies at Petco...

Puffy:

(When Purpled is 9)

Punz: Why would you give Purpled a knife?!

Skeppy: He felt unsafe.

Punz: Now I feel unsafe!

Skeppy: I'm sorry.

Skeppy: ...Would you like a knife?

Purpled, about Tommy: Excuse me sir, that is my emotional support annoying gremlin child with no sense of self-preservation and much trauma.

Niki, about Fundy and Jack: Excuse me sir, those are my emotional support overworked & stressed pathetic loserguys.

Karl, walking into the kitchen: Babe, is something burning?

Sapnap, leaning against the kitchen counter: Just my burning love for you~ (•3<) <3

Karl: Sap, the toaster is on fire.

Eret: Why are you on the floor?

Foolish: I'm overworked and stressed out of my mind.

Foolish: Also I was stabbed, can you get my dad please?

Phil: Help me with this crossword puzzle, I need a 6-letter word for "severely lacking in communication skills even while owning a glib tongue and generally amiable demeanor".

Techno: "Wilbur".

Wilbur:

Phil: It fits!

George: You're under arrest for attempting to carry five people on a single motorcycle.

Tubbo: Wait.

Eryn: FIVE?!

Purpled, completely deadpan: Tommy fell off.

Glowduo: OH MY GOD, TOMMY FELL OFF.

Everyone, to Quackity: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair.

Tubbo, carrying a large box: What would you say if I came home with a boxful of vigilante gadget-worthy scrap metal one day?

Alliumduo: ...What's in the box.

Alliumduo: What's in the box Tubbo.

Tubbo: I think you know.

Eret: Michael McChill asked me if there was even a remote possibility there's a mole feeding the villain Silver Tongue inside information, and I said "No".

Eret: You know, like a liar.

Tina: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship!

Tina: And this knife I found!

George: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

Eret: If you can't beat them, dress better than them.

Both Ranboo and Fundy, at some point: Turns out the bad vibes I was feeling were actually extreme psychological distress.

Schlatt: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Fundy: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Ponk: I'm gonna need a human skull, and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Kristin: Only if you also don't ask why.

Kristin: (Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls)

Kristin: Take your pick.

Ponk:

Kristin:

Ponk: This one is fine.

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knox-enden · 2 years

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Hngg something about a Alliumduo Villain AU where Ranboo has sonic screaming/screeching (kinda like the screams Endermen make) with Deafinnit who has telepathy. Cause like- that's comedy gold right there.

The main heroes not knowing why Danger (Tommy) is able to withstand Screecher (Ranboo) screeching and it's legit just because Tommy can't hear him.

Also, just an interogation scene where they're trying to get Tommy to talk and all that, with Tommy not being able to hear them, at all, and because of his telepathy (that he chooses to use depending on who he wants to talk to) he never actually learned ASL/BSL and he can't read lips. So, the entire time, the heroes, like Wilbur and Sam, are just getting so fed up cause Tommy is having the time of his life of not being able to hear anyone sksk.

#i love deafinnit #its a fun au to play with #specially when it can fit scenerios that fit tommy lol #Wilbur brings in someone who can do ASL or BSL under the expectation Tommy can like #understand it #and Tommy cant so he pretends hes about to do it before flipping the heroes off sksks #plus villain Alliumduo is great #i see a lotta teleporting Ranboo powers #and i wanna explore the idea of screeching ranboo #just bevause bro- ENDERMEN BE LOUD like having Ranboo habe sonic screeching is fun #and yes he can break walls #but thats only if hes going through major emotional distess #mcyt #ranboo #tommyinnit #knoxau #knoxtalks #dsmp #dreamsmp

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