red bull: we built the best fucking car, max freaking adores that car, next year we're going to space (if you saw checo's car on fire for a hot sec, no you didn't)
ferrari: the car seems better but idk man dont want to jinx it bc we have the luck of a potato but charles doesnt want to k word himself like last year
mercedes: no comment:) we may have an illegal part of a car tho so please don't ask us about that
mclaren: we gotta fix a random issue with our car every 10 minutes and our company accounts move like stan twitter but red bull is SWEATING just wait
aston martin: did we build a good car? who knows-- at least both of our drivers could do the testing this time!
alpine: so our car may not be the best and i would not expect anything from the first half of the year. also if you see our drivers fighting behind the track, ignore it and do not report it to the hr. we know.
vcarb: we're a midfield team but we have daniel ricciardo so we're aiming for the stars. yuki is also here.
sauber: we're green now. please don't ask about the illegal name of our team, it's getting fixed TRUST
williams: logan was p1 for a hot sec HAVE YOU SEEN IT
haas: were the slowest and anyone that expects better should get a reality check. thoughts & prayers
Charles desperately trying to get Max鈥檚 attention by any means possible, Pierre hitting his limit with Charles鈥檚 antics, Yuki fighting off the allegations trying to explain away how Pierre knows he鈥檚 gotten broader and doesn鈥檛 fit into shirts anymore, Max being all sad and morose due to forced separation from his favourite yapping partner (Charles). THIS is true Formula 1, we are so back people.