#pro kakshi hatake

[nardo-headcanons]

Here's the prologue of my crack fic "My roommate can't possibly be Sasuke Uchiha!"

a/n: I wrote this for funsies lmao btw I do not have an ao3 account, lmk if i should post it there too. sorry for weird pacing. also in this household we love Sasuke. if you don't like that, this fic might not be something for you.

Prologue

They looked into each other's eyes. It had been three years since they had last seen each other. Naruto felt a pounding in his head, it was as if time stood still. Standing before him was his lost team partner, right next to the village's enemy, Orochimaru. Sakura too was shocked at the sight. He had changed so much. He had grown, his gaze more apathetic than ever. Dark strands fell into his face and stood out clearly against his pale skin. Kakashi felt an uncomfortable tension in the air, as if it was electrically charged. He saw his former student looking down at them. He embodied his failure as sensei and all the pain a shinobi had to endure wordlessly.

A lukewarm breeze brushed through her hair. "Sasuke...", Naruto muttered. "Hey, dumbass," he replied. Quickly, Naruto regained his composure. "Sasuke, you idiot! Don't you see? We all came here to get you! Come back to the village with us! We'll beat up Orochimaru!" The latter sighed. "You never understood me then and you still don't. As before, you are a naive fool." Sakura looked sadly at the ground. Naruto clenched his hand into a fist. "What are you talking about! You're my friend! I'm not leaving you with a guy like that!" These words elicited a cynical smirk from Sasuke. Quick as a flash, he jumped down to Naruto and landed softly like a feather in front of him. "All this time you've been chasing after me, you should have been more focused on your training. Didn't you want to be the Hokage?" he sneered. "I'd be the most miserable Hokage in shinobi history if I didn't manage to save a friend." As Naruto spoke, Sasuke reached for his sword. "If you didn't want a friend outside the village, you should have killed me." Kakashi acted immediately, grabbing Sasuke's wrist and lunging a counter-attack, which Sasuke expertly blocked. With Chidori he scattered the team and made Sakura hit a sharp rock, which made her sink to the ground unconscious. Sasuke readied his katana for the final blow.

Kakashi realised there was no other way to intervene and formed the finger signs for his new, long practised jutsu. With this, he could bring Sasuke back to Konoha without the need for further blood. His sharingan began to glow and ache. The pressure in his eye kept building until he hit his former student with his ability. Sasuke felt himself being sucked into a small, dark spot from which not even light could escape. "What, what is this eye power?!" the latter exclaimed. "I'm calling it, Kamui", Kakashi replied, "I'm sorry, Sasuke." In a few seconds, there was no trace of Sasuke. As if he had vanished into thin air.

Arriving in Konoha, Kakashi tried to free the trapped Uchiha again. Around him were several Anbu whose job it was to immobilise him immediately. He formed the finger signs and stared at the point where Sasuke should reappear.

But nothing happened. Everyone stumbled. Kakashi tried again. Again nothing.

Naruto, who had been watching, was seized with anger and panic. "Where is Sasuke?! Kakashi-sensei, what have you done to him?!"

Kakashi gulped. "I don't know."

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[never-mess-with-the-uchihas]

Team 7, watching Sakura punch the f*cking ground open for the first time -

Hatake Kakashi:

Naruto Uzumaki:

Sasuke Uchiha:

*cough* Turned On *cough*

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[never-mess-with-the-uchihas]

*Everyone drunk at Sasuke and Sakura's Bachelorette party*

Sai: *tries to initiate a conversation* I never got stabbed, I always wanted to try it once.

Kakashi: ...Okaayyy...Stabbed and died once.

Yamato: I almost got stabbed by Sasuke here.

Sasuke: Such a stupid conversation. Once. Madara.

Everyone looks at Naruto and Sakura.

Naruto:

Sakura:

Naruto:

Sakura:

Sasuke: *suddenly gloomy* I am Out.

Naruto & Sakura: *drop their head on the table* Thanks, Sai

Kakashi: *Sigh*

Yamato: ...Oh

Sai: You are Welcome. But, Why are you thanking me?

Ino: Nothing Honey, Just don't try to initiate a conversation next time.

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