#qsmp rambled

[factorialsotherfandoms]

If Phil has logged off, just what is it that will log in...?

#qsmp rambled #qsmp philza #For context of those not used to the twitter #At the end of every day it always reads “[creater] has logged off the QSMP for the night” #Or something very close to it #The lack of “the QSMP” and “for the night” is a deliberate choice on their part #But my comment is a silly #Obvs it's still Phil that logs back in and I don't expect major shake ups after #He already said what he'd do if the kids weren't back by Monday and I have no reason to doubt him over it #I mean it could be mumza with a steel chair but we know it won't be #It's going to be an emotionally compromised and grounded crow man trapped in a cage

[natureismynature]

Quackity, explaining the one lore everyone had to know before joining QSMP: Okay, so, when you guys enter the island, you remember NOTHING about your life before you arrived there.

Everyone: Alright, got it!

Also everyone: "I remember you from prison!" "I used to eat people and killed someone in jail!" "We were construction workers for a beautiful desert temple!" "We're war veterans who killed thousands of people!" "We've been friends for 500 years!" "I feel like in another life we could have been enemies"

#qsmp #timb talks #rambles #i love how most of this is either cellbit or bbh

[becauseplot]

qPhilza perching on people because bird

qFit: Mans is built like a brick shithouse—he can totally balance Phil’s additional weight. The first attempt is a bit shaky, sure, but nowadays Phil swoops down or hops up onto Fit’s shoulder and all Fit really has to do is jut out his elbow to give his friend a little more space for his talons to work with. Bam, he’s perched. Works out about 9.9 times out of 10, though Phil delights in trying to catch him off guard.

qEtoiles: He doesn’t have Fit’s bulk on his side, so he’s not as sturdy, but he is strong. The landing is usually a little rough since Etoiles has to work a bit harder to counterbalance the additional weight, but he always finds that center of gravity in no time flat. Phil usually perches with one talon on each of Etoiles’ shoulders since he’s not as w i d e, just so Phil can have a little extra grip. At some point, Etoiles tries fighting a mob while Phil is perched on him, and that goes exactly as well as you would expect.

qForever: Honestly, with all of the hard labor Forever does for his big builds, Phil was expecting him to do better, but the first (several) attempts end up with Forever stumbling over and knocking Phil off of him from his wild arm-pinwheeling. They eventually figure out it’s more doable if Forever himself has something to lean on (a wall, a chair, the butt of his pickaxe) and Phil puts one talon evenly spaced on each shoulder. Phil learns some new swears in Portuguese in the process.

qMissa: Flattened. Full-on face in the floor, mouth full of grass, wind knocked out of his lungs at Mach 5 the first time Phil tries. Phil apologizes profusely, but Missa—once he can breathe again—just rolls over onto his back and asks Phil if they can give it another try. It takes a long, LONG time, but they figure out that if Phil plants his talons on Missa’s shoulder pads and leans forward while Missa leans back, they have a small little window of time where they achieve balance. The best part? Phil gets a perfect view of Missa’s goofy little grin every single time.

#q!philza #idk what possessed me to write this i just think it’s funny #bird man perching on his friends/loved ones is so special to me actually #if you’re wondering how any of them could take the weight of a full grown man uhhhhhh bird bones. they hollow. yeah. #dont mind me im just rambling #qsmp philza #codebreakers #codebreaker duo #anarchy duo #sugar duo #death duo #pissa #(<-implied) #my writing

[elkralt]

GUYS?!?!?! HOLY SHIT??? JUNGRYEOK BEATBOXING?? WHAT??

#qsmp #qsmp clips #중력 #qsmp jungryeok #roier #quackity #etoiles #foolish #elk rambles #IT WAS SO FIRE

[moltengoldveins]

ok but I have Thoughts about the way Minecraft usernames translate to actual names, both irl and in fanfic. They’re definitely ‘obsessed with structure and grumpy at inconsistency flavor autism’ thoughts but still. I find it weird how we cut and paste the media we’re given to fit what we view as functional worldbuilding, and how that gets screwy when translating online names.

like, you’re working with several categories here. The person’s actual real name, their irl nickname, their gamer tag, a name possibly contained by or possibly the entirety of that gamer tag, and any extra pieces or symbols in the gamer tag. And you have the weird situation where those categories might not easily translate to a ‘First Name Last Name’ structure. For an example, we’ve got Phil Watson, who’s gamer tag is ‘Ph1LzA,’ and is called Philza Minecraft or Philza. The ‘Minecraft last name’ is a…. Bit? A joke? A reference to a bit of lore? It’s unclear. The ‘Za’ bit was put there for flair and is now an integral part of his name. Sometimes it’s his last name. Sometimes his real last name is chucked in there. the 1 in his actual username is literally never referenced in nicknames or fic it’s like it’s not even there. But that’s a simple one. What about Tubbo_? because we call him Tubbo Underscore. Like. We say the ‘_’ aloud. Why do we do that. What has possessed us to make that decision? What about FitMC? I’ve usually heard it said ‘Fit Emsee.’ Why say that, and not say ‘Minecraft? That’s not even really a last name, it’s just like…. His full first name. Fit is used more like a shortened nickname. BadBoyHalo. Like. ‘Bad boy’ is a slang term, not a name. It would make the most sense to call him Halo, that’s the distinct noun in the name, the term the ‘bad boy’ bit is referring to. Like ‘GoodTimesWithScar’ but noooo. Bad. Halo is usually a last name, if it’s there at all. Skeppy on the other hand is… just his name. No last name ever. Technoblade is also weird. Technoblade is his full name. We call him that. We ALSO call him ‘Techno,’ and use Blade as a last name. We also use Blade as a title. What the heck. GeminiTay. We call her Gem. We use Tay as a last name sometimes. Her name is a Zodiac constellation. Literally nowhere I’m have I seen that affect her naming conventions. IJevin. We just… remove the I. For everything. This wouldn’t bother me except we don’t do it with everyone and I’m starting to get annoyed by the inconsistency. GoodTimesWithScar. Ok. This one also bugs me. Like, most fics call him Scar Goodtimes when they need a name. I’m not gonna dig into it but that’s…. Why? Why that? Grian never gets a last name. Ranboo sometimes gets chopped into Ran and Boo but usually he’s an Underscore or he’s last nameless. Wilbur Soot functions wonderfully (until the get involved shhhh) but it’s too close to his real name it gets very confusing.

anyway, all of this sucks, I hate it all, we’re a terrible fandom /hj

all that nonsense aside, yknow who has a functional Firstname Lastname username? It’s even got a space, and proper capitals: Mumbo Jumbo. That’s who. Look at that. It’s perfect. Everyone should be more like Mumbo Jumbo. Thank you and good night.

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Edit: I know about Ranboo Beloved and Grian Dreamslayer and the various other characters whose names I didn’t mention perfectly in this post. This was no piece of journalism, this was an old man shouts at cloud meme personified. I was very overstimulated and this was what happened to catch my autistic ire. I’m not upset, just figured I’d clarify, a lot of people seem distressed at my not mentioning Beloved. Hope y’all are having a lovely day 💜

#molten rambles #mcyt #Dsmp #qsmp #hermitcraft #mumbo jumbolio #Weird rant

[alexblue29]

Philza lost it lmao

#qsmp #alexblue's rambles #qsmp eggs #qsmp philza #philza minecraft #qsmp quackity #quackity #qsmp brazil #qsmp brazil meetup

[shmuzzieheart]

I'm a crow and huevito so here's my moodboard for today

#qsmp #shmuzzie rambles

[yyuuraii]

my c!Technoblade cosplay :] I won best costume category in a convention yesterday yippee!

#ive only ever posted a cosplay pic on tumblr like almost a year ago i think #aight back to my qsmp sufgfering #technoblade #cosplay #yyuu rambles #mcyt #i post cosplay stuff on ig status and the tok bc it's easier sksjsks #dream smp #dsmp

[missycolorful]

the way Ender King's greed-filled manipulation has been slow yet still fairly noticeable on q!Philza, is fascinating. It's the little things that ring loud.

It's q!Phil constantly saying "I'm poor" when he has thousands of coins and plenty of tasks he can do to gain more.

It's him trying to create a scam with the seashells as lootboxes, only to forego the idea, because he's too immersed in opening the seashells for loot on his own.

It's all the casual stealing and looting that would be normal among the rest of the islanders, but there's something more... obsessive in the way Phil does it.

It's him saying "Gotta get more things for me and my eggs," as he clutches two crying obsidian in his inventory, before the screen fades on today's stream.

Phil's all like "it's probably fine," as he sits at the balcony of his home, overlooking the horizon. He was looking around, as if expecting to see something. But the problem is, the Ender King isn't gonna just appear outta nowhere to claim him. He's being careful, slow, and methodical about all this, disturbingly so.

He's slowly corrupting q!Phil. The Ender King is already here.

#qsmp #philza #ender king #qsmp meta #missy rambles

[thegreenishhues]

Qsmpblr rn:

#qsmp #liveblogging #rosey rambles #qsmp eggs #qsmp chunsik #qsmp meme #qsmp memes #meme

[iridescentpull]

Okay but Fit feeling guilty and saying he gave Pac a weak gift [the roses and chocolate] compared to Pac, who gave him a whole ass scythe vs Pac over the moon and so happy that the chocolate Fit gave him can be used multiple times, immediately putting mending and onbreaking on it and naming it 'FitKat'

#qsmp #fitpac #pactw #fitmc #qsmp pac #qsmp fit #aynee rambles

[a-lonely-tatertot]

You will never be gayer than straight men playing minecraft

#mcyt #hermitcraft #qsmp #<- mostly what this was ab #sorry i had a moment bngmgmfmf #alternative: you will never be gayer than straight married men playing minecraft #tater rambles

[ladeldee]

!!! I just think they'd be great company to each other and would love to see them hang out sometime, ah maybe one day.

#Qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp Tallulah #qsmp Missa #q!Tallulah #Qsmp eggs #I have too much I'd love to say about them like how they'd be able to reassure each other of their fears #and Missa could connect to Tallulah emotionally and in Spanish and it would be so nice to see aaaaaah #but it is too late for me to try and ramble about them in the description and tags here's another day of me manifesting them #Rose if you're out there- ppleASE

[rhiaarrow]

I've always wondered,

Why does Bad carry all his backpacks in his inventory? Why doesn't he wear one on his backpack slot? Even when he had his backpacks in backpacks before the restart he still didn't have one on his back. And it always bugged me, like it's taking up inventory space?

And while watching really old vods (like I'm talking early days of Dapper) I was confused when Bad put his main backpack in his backpack slot and not in his inventory. Because like if he did it then, why doesn't he do it now?

I DISCOVERED THE REASON!

After an amount of hours of vod watching (you will have to pry that number from my cold dead hands, I will never ever share the amount of hours I spend catching up on old vods) I finally found the reason! I feel like I just made like a monumental archeological discovery because it just, a missing puzzle piece has been found. I'm so satisfied now.

I hate myself that I lost which vod this came from but I just wanted to share this because it just, aaaaaaaaaaaa. I'm so happy I have an answer to this unanswered question I've had since I started watching Bad late last year and maybe other Ghosties had the same question?

I found the origin story, buried deep in one of the vods I was watching while falling asleep last night and wrote"backpack because item recovery backpack slot in danger dungeon with dapper" in my notes app at 3am (big props to past Rhia for that, I would've totally forgotten)

And then opened my notes today to note down smth from today's stream, admittedly I don't remember what, but I found the note and remembered I was gonna share my newfound knowledge so here it is!

Bad doesn't wear a backpack on his backpack slot because when you die your artifact slots don't immediately transfer to your body when you hit transfer items. You have to do it twice in order to get all your stuff.

Bad is in a dungeon in which there is no easy way to get Dapper out as soon as things go bad. Bad gets downed and purposely forces the respawn so Dapper won't try to come help him. He set a bed beforehand so he runs back into the dungeon, yelling for Dapper to stay wherever he is. He gets to his body, collects his stuff and goes back to fighting. But THEN he tries to grab something from his backpack and Oops, his backpack is still in his corpse. He gets knocked again, respawns again, gets his items, kills the mobs and THEN he recovers his main backpack.

Dapper was fine, he didn't get knocked at all but the fact that Bad couldn't immediately access his items in an emergency scared him about it happening in a more dangerous situation and he never puts it in his backpack slot again from that day on.

It's another habit he's picked up from being a paranoid babysitter, I finally have an answer! VINDICATION!

#qsmp #qsmp badboyhalo #badboyhalo #vodblogging #bbh #I HAVE ANSWERS! I CAN DIE HAPPY! #rhia rambles

[elkralt]

WHAT THE FUCKSKSIG

#qsmp #cellbit #philza #qsmp clips #elk rambles #WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CLIP?????????

[namecantbeblank]

Okay those who didn't watch Foolish before QSMP I NEED you guys to realize how insane this guy is with building on smps. Genuinely the dragon and castle is just the tip of the iceberg. All of these are in survival, no shulker boxes, no access to the end, no elytra, no mods

Vegetta statue? Child's play! Here's a statue he built:

Dragon base? Nah, massive SAND/PYRAMID BASE

Gothic castle? Impressive, but this giant mansion made him lose his sanity LONG before, and now he has chandelier trauma

Hey, hey, you're still paying attention, right? Because if you don't, you'll miss the insane attention to detail on this entire TOWN he made for his friends

There are dozens of pictures I couldn't fit into here BUT. New doozers, from an elder watcher, our streamer needs building enrichment so bad that one day he will snap and make something fuckoff massive beyond your wildest dreams. He will go insane. We will go insane. The streams will be 16 hours a day. And it will be BEAUTIFUL

EDIT: VERY LOVELY REBLOG WITH MORE!!

#qsmp #dsmp #but just the pics #dont worry #foolish qsmp #foolish #foolish gamers #qsmp foolish #foolishg #foolishgamers #blank rambles #quackity smp