i am extremely grateful for testosterone and everything it's done for me but i need the pre-t babes to know that if you're on a low dose and working towards sexy scruff then you first have to spend 6-8 months with patches of fluff on the sides and 15-20 comically long chin hairs
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me: *sets up a nice & fun playpen full of enrichment for the rats*
the rats: ummmm how about we jump on the couch and you gently toss us off instead 🙈
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Oh noooooo look at this lil guyyyyy 😭😭😭
There were two, but the other was hidden, so i couldn't see him T_T
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Her beloved aunties both say she looks like she has a secret OnlyFans account
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let it be known matty tkachuk is a rat (lovingly) and brad marchand is also a rat (derogatory). don’t get it twisted😌
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half the frozen food carmy burns when he’s sleepwalking is fish sticks… insert bad joke here about bears eating fish or whatever
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thinking of human chubby ratchet..and that he wouldn't like tight clothes,he would only use ones at important occasions as a ceremony, wedding and that stuff and when he is back home he immediately takes it off, I agree on the headcanon that he would starve himself for the others,but I think when he's human and tastes human food for the first time,he would act like he is in denial but he isn't. And yet he wouldn't eat that much so..let's just say this is just how he's holoform is..? What u think,any ideas?
a ratchet who is self conscious of his chubby figure? sign me the fuck up. I’ll falcon punch the insecurities out of him.
But yeah despite holoform Ratchet actually needing food to survive, and the fact that human food is more common and bountiful than energon, it would still take Ratchet a while to get used to not having to starve himself for others. And I think that’s so sad :(
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