#real life shenanigans

[cielcreations]

Joel had to become obsessed with Jimmy because he couldn't be obsessed with Etho.

He needs a homie to be obsessed with at all times.

#real life smp #real life spoilers #real life shenanigans #empires smp #hermitcraft #hermitshipping #empireshipping #solidaritygaming #joel smallishbeans #text post #text

[ominouspuff]

Silly today

Credit for the reaction bubble to the blorbo-gnawing creator @gaylord-zuko (I think?)

#original art #artists on tumblr #comic #real life shenanigans #general creating process things #this does not depict rage it depicts the explosive desire and inability to describe a complex thing in under two seconds

[breakfastteatime]

Getting ready to go back to work after time off:

#real life shenanigans #the day job #I don't wanna #😭

[thatgirlissopeculiar]

Paramore - Paramore In Australia and New Zealand 2023 - Brisbane, Australia - November 22nd, 2023

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Saw Paramore a couple of days ago and they were fantastic. Plus I didn’t get rained out this time lmao

#Paramore #yeah the pictures aren’t that great we weren’t in the best spot for picture taking lol #real life shenanigans

[triscribe]

Not even twenty minutes into the start of shift, and SOMETHING has gone wrong in the building, shutting down all conveyor belts B[

Is gonna be One Of Those Days, I can feel it in my flat feet already

#real life shenanigans #ugh

[cinnademon]

Does this happen to anyone else?

me: *sees and gets super excited for a Thing that will happen/come out soon*

*Thing happens*

me: *wants to do literally anything else but the Thing*

#just want to know if this happens to anyone else #I see something (like a movie or TV show) that looks awesome and I get hyped for it #but then when it comes I lose all motivation and desire to see it #I feel like I keep pushing myself to go see it and it feels like a chore #not sure if this is something that other people experience too #daily shenanigans #real life shenanigans

[flammabel]

Birthday presents from yesterday. Does my family know me or what? LOL

The card my mom altered was so perfect...

🙃😊

#birthday #real life shenanigans #star wars #jedi order #cal kestis #merrin funko

[urwendii]

i had a few stuff i wanted to post for xmas but yours truly has came down with a nasty cold (great timing ikik....) so sadly i don't think i'll be able to finish on time.

#im also on xmas desert duties so i have to bake the log cake and macarons and the gingerbread men #which demands far too much energy for me rn but what can you do #real life shenanigans

[the-deviations]

sooooooooo the carer who came around to help Tuesday A) didn’t and B) complained about having COVIDy symptoms, so I was happy to have him sit where I wasn’t

then he comes around the next day to transport me to an appointment and…well, shit. First I was hit with his deodorant, which is a chalky nothing that chokes the throat. It’s in my notes to not wear that stuff on account of the throat choking. He’d done it a few times before, but managed to convince me it was something outside, but two days in a row when it’s only him? Aha, no. I called him out, he denied it, then escalated it by ‘acknowledging’ that I think I smell something. I went NC with my mum over this gaslighting shit, so I was fucking livid.

But I had to go to this appointment. Worked up, I forgot shit like a mask, or the ability to send him away and switch it to a Telehealth appointment. During the appointment (so I had a witness) I called the office and asked if someone else could pick me up. I was not feeling safe. This request was denied and I had to drive back with him - AFTER THEY’D CALLED HIM TO LET HIM KNOW I ASKED TO BE DRIVEN BY SOMEBODY ELSE.

Public transport was available. My body’s tolerance for it was not. (Also, I didn’t want to risk catching something. 🫠)

Thursday, a lovely woman comes to help. She has COPD. Suffice to say, I consider it imperative that my white ass hikikomori-appropriating reclusiveness riddled ass not be exposed to bugs when it can be helped. I felt a tickle in my throat, did a RAT. It came back negative, but caused a nosebleed.

I call my nosebleeds ‘Centralia nosebleeds’ because they happen with little to no outside red stuff and for a very long time. (Unlike the Centralia fire, they are very tiny.) I thought it was probable (due to past experience) that the exposure to the deodorant caused a nosebleed first, which caused the tickle in the throat…so I let my carer in.

Today I am fucked up, matching the symptoms the guy complained about Tuesday, and I had to cancel one of my favourites from showing up, and because I’m recovering from the nosebleed I can’t do another test.

I’m very despondent. My support coordinator is useless at best - left me hanging two months to find a doctor for a lump in my hand before telling me ‘that’s not my job’ - and constantly getting dates and times for services wrong. I have zero faith in her, but there’s always something of greater importance to address when contacting the office, and they hang up after the one thing is done.

I cannot go anywhere else because the NDIA coordinator was given just enough funding to move me to an LAC and ran out of funding somehow before that happened. There’s no one to talk to about it, and if there is everyone’s happy to keep me in the dark.

I just feel like I’m a government money mine, and they’re not supporting me well enough to avoid a collapse. Not even close.

Anyway, that’s why I resubbed to DashPass. Drowning my sorrows in lasagna topper.

#real life shenanigans #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #and I still have the lump in my hand

[scribbledquillz]

My probably ADHD ass managed to lose track of my good Bluetooth earbuds a few days ago. Had a partial freak out because I couldn't find them, bought some cheap $12 ones from a drug store and was bemoaning my loss of decent connectivity and sound. A few minutes ago my phone AUTO CONNECTED to the lost pair that miraculously hadn't lost their charge, and I was able to blast "ten hour screaming cowboy" at max volume until I echolocated my scatterbrained ass around my house and found them hidden under kiddo's superhero cape.

There's no point to this story, just thought it was chuckle worthy.

#shitpost #real life shenanigans #lilou's mental health tag #am i diagnosed adhd? no #do i stumble around this hellscape of existence with basically all the symptoms of a lady who 'couldnt possibly have adhd' when i was a kid #oh yes yes yes #i need these things permanently grafted to my body i stg

[electricprincess96]

Look at these little guys

#princess life #real life shenanigans

[draconic-ichor]

Me: *writes multi chapter fanfic of sentient robots in the future plowing a goth chick*

Husband: *reads chapter 8*

Husband: *get to the part of a mall arcade still existing*

Husband: This is so unrealistic…

#he was so vocal about that #like saying they were dying NOW #like honey….there’s sentient animatronics but this is what breaks you #my husband #real life shenanigans

[ominouspuff]

@peeconcrete55 this is a true story starring u this morning

#artists on tumblr #og Art #comic #tumblr things #real life shenanigans #I always envision communications here as out loud convos and I am ever in the position of the barista that goes: #‘I better double check that name is that even right’ to ‘oh yep it is’

[breakfastteatime]

This weekend I am gonna crawl into a hole (my flat) and I ain't leaving til someone comes with a crowbar and pops me out of said hole (flat).

#real life shenanigans

[thatgirlissopeculiar]

years ago my brother found 'eat three pies' in his phone calendar and every year since we have done that

#January 27th is Eat Three Pies Day lmao #'we' being me him and my best friend #it's like our own little holiday #real life shenanigans #julisa.txt

[triscribe]

*chuckles* I'm in danger

Farm-sitting for a friend this weekend. Her husband found an abandoned puppy in their back field yesterday. The local animal shelter is full, the small children are already attached, friend asked if I would be okay managing an extra critter until they get back.

Sure, no problem, I can handle one stray pup just fine-

Oh

Oh no

...think I'm getting attached too

Y'all if they don't keep this dog I might take her home myself

This is NOT what I signed up for

#real life shenanigans #farm life #you dON'T UNDERSTAND #she is a CUDDLER #licked my face and EVERYTHING #I do NOT need a puppy in my life rn bUT SHE'S TOO CUTE