#rebekah rambles

[edains]

Rick Riordan constantly trashing the movies for not sticking to his books then releasing a show in which he rewrites everything and loses the spirit of the books entirely

#pjo #pjo show crit #rr crit #im throwing down for the films ok #they were a horrible adaptation but they were entertaining #watching the kid actors in the show with garbage writing & directing is depressing #rebekah rambles #*actors doing fucking amazing btw

[terapsina]

Elejah #4

4. ...how many other characters in my opinion see the chemistry of this couple before the couple itself does.

First of all. Rebekah.

Rebekah saw it in two seconds flat. It was the most amazing thing EVER. And I shall treasure that moment for an eternity. Or as certain people like to say it... always and forever.

Second person? Damon. Not as much fun but with the amount of ugly he showed whenever Elena so much as mentioned him? Yeah. He saw.

We can probably add Stefan too just to cover our bases.

And then there's also of course Mrs. Esther "I'll only mention how I'm killing ALL my children AFTER you've already given me your blood to kill specifically Klaus, and also be a dear, go distract Elijah from his suspicions" Mikaelson.

That... would be about it I think. Not because I don't think those two aren't very blatant but because Elijah at least got self-aware pretty quickly himself I think (so quickly in fact I'm not entirely sure that any of these count at all because Elijah might have gotten there first).

#elejah #elijah mikaelson #rebekah mikaelson #esther mikaelson #tvd #the vampire diaries #answers #ask game #sevensistersofsussex #otp: i remember reading that in a letter once #terapsina rambles #terapsina's tvd rambles

[anakinftpadme]

if you think about it, rebekah and elena are kinda fruity? because why is rebekah spilling her life story to elena and getting emotional that elena seems to care? and then this whole time elena has been wearing esther's necklace, which was significant to rebekah, not stefan

#like idk that's a bit fruity #also elena pointing out how rebekah still cares #just like stefan #elena x rebekah #tvd #tvdu #nw: the vampire diaries #the vampire diaries #hope rambles

[multiverseeee]

incorrect mikaelson quotes

Freya: Alright, you need to apologise to Finn.

Niklaus: okay.. fine, unfuck you or whatever

Elijah: I swear they are children. The fuck? 

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Rebekah: HE HIT ME!

Kol: NO I DID NOT? 

Niklaus: YOU DID KOL. I SAW

Kol: YOU WEREN’T IN THE ROOM?? 

Elijah: Children. HUSH

Rebekah: Fuck off Kol.

Kol: What? No, you fuck off.

Niklaus: OI. Kol stop being rude to rebekah.

Elijah: I’m giving up. Fuck my life.

*Freya walks in*

Freya: ALRIGHT. ENOUGH ALL OF YOU SLEEP *casts Ad Somnum* Finally. Peace and quiet.

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Hope(10): Erm Auntie Freya??

Freya: Yes Hope??

Hope (10): What’s sex?

Freya: *chokes on drink* HUH? What? Why do you want to know?? Who told you about it?

Hope(10): Uncle Kol..

Freya: Okay, give your Auntie Freya a moment yeah? *Freya storms away shouting* Kol you are DEAD!

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Freya: You had ONE job.

Finn: THEY ARE MONSTERES!! THEY GOT DRUNK AND CHASED ME FOR 3 HOURS!?

Elijah: *slurring his words* NoOoOo we didn’t..

Niklaus: *falling onto the floor* ExactlyYyY we didn’t *cough cough* he screams like a girllll *cough cough* 

Freya: NIK?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? 

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Rebekah: *walks in* Heyyyy Freya...

Freya: Oh god. What have you done bekah?? 

Rebekah: I..might of had hope shove a prank spell into Kols room.. and he’s going to be here in a minute... Can you hide both of us??

Freya: Are you kidding me?? You know what? Fine.. *casts a spell hiding both Rebekah and Hope*

Kol: *storms in* REBEKAH GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE FUCK!!

Elijah: *walks in* OI FAKE WITCH BODIER!! DO NOT INSULT REBEKAH!! 

Niklaus: KOL. Leave Rebekah and Hope alone. 

Kol: FREYA! Did you have something to do with, Where those two went? Hmm? 

Freya: Kol. I have no idea what you are on about, so leave, go look for them.

Kol: *walking out* FINE! 

Freya: *lightly giggles letting the spell down* You guys might want to run.. 

Niklaus: *chuckles* Go!! run before Kol realises

Elijah: *smiles* Go to my office, hide there!

#freya mikaelson #niklaus mikaelson #finn mikaelson #elijah mikaelson #rebekah mikaelson #ems rambles #incorrect quotes #the mikaelsons #mikaelsons imagine #hope mikaelson

[elevatortheory]

kind of homophobic . to arrest the gay guy AND kill the lesbian

#rio rambles #omitb spoilers #JOKE im just still mourning . i love sazz so bad #i dont remember if i already posted this or just dmed it to rebekah ..

[sunflowertwin-22]

Enchanting

"I HIRED HIM TO PROTECT YOU, NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU!!"

Rebekah flinched, no matter how much she tried to deny it she was scared of Nik.

"But Marcel is diffrent Nik-" Rebekah protested weakly but he interrupted her.

"Oh come off it sister, they all are the same," Nik said knocking back the Burbon in his hand and pouring himself another.

"I'm going to Hayley's for the night, we have an assignment to catch up on, " Rebekah said quickly as she left the room, her brother staring regretfully after her retreating back.

#fandom crossovers #the originals #tvd universe #nikklaus mikaelson #rebekah mikaelson #marcel gerard #hayley marshall #klaus mikaelson #hayley x klaus #marcel x rebekah #rambling #whatevers #alternate reality #alternate universe #au #enchanting

[cottageivy]

watching very straight tv shows and assigning characters to be queer is my favorite hobby

#mia rambles #stefan salvatore is bi i don’t make the rules #so is rebekah <3 #the only straights are damon and tyler and jeremy #i feel like matt would kiss boys yknow

[book-tease]

horrifying that the only time we got rebekah kissing a girl, it was in a fetishized threesome with katherine’s daughter

#mia rambles #mia rewatches tvd #rebekah kisses girls but not only in threesomes!! #bi!rebekah for the win bitch #also. matt would kiss a guy tbh they should’ve had a foursome with a dude too

[originalstrumpet]

hiii 👀

#* rebekah's supernanny speaking // ooc. #i'm here! doing stuff to add a carrd thing to my profile #in the mood and muse for small things! i'll rb some memes #if the memes turn into something longer cool cool cool #but short things to start it off ykwim #ok enough tag rambling lemme go rb some memes

[edains]

I see the pjo show continues to establish that r*ck r*ordian still doesn't know how to write women 🤔

#rebekah rambles #rr crit #pjo show crit

[magnus-and-the-dragon]

questions that torment me:

what the hell did rebekah do with az and cass while she and rhys visited court. there is No Way she left ten year old bat babies alone in her house, that’s a recipe for disaster.

when we first hear their story it sounds like maybe she and rhys genuinely did just live in illyria his whole childhood?? so maybe they never were away overnight?

BUT THEN WHEN WERE THE BOYS IN THE HOUSE OF WIND TO PUKE ALL OVER THE STAIRS

Unless Rhys’s dad made them run up and down the stairs a f t e r the war which seems crazy and also weren’t they teenagers at the time

I cannot figure out this logistics / timeline question, I don’t know if it is genuinely conflicting information or if I am misreading something, and it is driving me crazy!

#i’ve been rambling at ryan about this for like two weeks now #also rebekah is what we named rhys’s mamma. we named his sister reya. #since neithr of them got names in canon and I’m Attached to those names now

[anakinftpadme]

my brain on a loop: klaus undaggering rebekah and being a diva

“any day now, rebekah. she’s being dramatic 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄”

#this is whats in my head at any hour if you were to read my mind #klaus mikaelson #tvd #tvdu #the originals #rebekah mikaelson #nw: the vampire diaries #hope rambles

[targaryenluvs]

IF I CANT HAVE HER

pairing: dark!stefan salvatore x fem!reader, rebekah mikaelson x fem!reader

warning: stalking, obsession, unrequited feelings

stefan was one of your closest friends, even if he was a vampire. he was always there for you, when you first found out about the supernatural, when your friend vicki passed away, through all of it he was there for you.

when elena became a vampire and begun dating damon you and caroline were there for him. but stefan began to see you in a new light, you always had a smile on your face, you always knew what to say to him.

and he found his feelings for you growing.

him and elena were civil, leaving him free to go after what he really craved. you.

he found himself trailing after you once you left his home, watching you get home safe of course. every time the two of you were together he payed attention to literally everything about you, noticing every slight change in demeanour.

stefan always walked you home when he could, making sure you were safe. you were a fragile human! you needed him. everyone around you could tell he was in love you with you, but you seemed to deny it every time anyone forgot.

through the race for the cure stefan had managed to convince you to side with himself and rebekah. but what he didn’t expect was for you to gain a crush on her, and her on you. the two of you became peas in a pod and stefan was left alone.

you couldn’t stop rambling about how gorgeous she was, how sweet she was to you. even caroline was able to relate to you in secrecy for her shared affection for a certain mikeaelson.

“it’s just, everytime im around her i have the best time possible. there’s always something going on or something she wants to show me or give me. i’ve never been spoiled like that by any boyfriend or girlfriend.”

“as much as i hate her, i will admit she’s much nicer around you.”

“and as much as i despise klaus, he’s tolerable around you. that drawing he made of you is absolutely gorgeous care.”

“i know, but tyler found it and had a freak out.”

“no way!”

and all stefan could do was listen, you were so happy and he wasn’t the reason.

it would all change soon enough.

#tvd x reader #the vampire diaries x reader #stefan salavatore x reader #stefan salvatore #stefan salvatore x fem!reader #yandere!stefan salvatore x reader #yandere tvd #dark!stefan salvatore x reader #rebekah mikaelson x reader

[starlightandfairies]

Helloooo :) i hope you’re having a wonderful day or night! Or just both lol. Anyways, is it okay if I ask for a Klaus Mikaelson x Female reader one-shot? For me, I don’t like where the reader just falls in love with him so quickly, despite everything he has done. I was thinking of something with fluff and he has to work for her love? So basically, reader has been friends with Elena, Bonnie, and Caroline since childhood, but she’s still human. And she hates Klaus for what he has done to her friends and family, but despite everything he has done he hasn’t don’t anything to harm her physically in any way. (Hint hint, cause it means he likes her lol). And because of this, he tries to show he genuinely cares about her. It takes her a long while to eventually warm up to him.

Sorry, this is a lot -_-…uh, and not very detailed lol. I wanted to leave it up to your imagination, but totally fine if you can’t cause writers block and other things. Anyway, an idea: maybe reader gets saved by Klaus and he admits he likes her but she kinda plays hard to get. of course, she can’t help but to be flattered by his accent, his flattery, his looks, etc. And because she is human, being tortured or just kidnapped by supernatural beings is genuinely terrifying and he comforts her? I hope this is all okay! Of course you can change or add whatever you’d like. I love Klaus so much, and I love your writing!

Description: If the great Niklaus Mikaelson wants to become closer to the reader then he would have to push through thick and thin to do so.

Warnings: she/her pronouns, fluff, swearing

*Requests are open, please send through as many requests as you want, check my character list and requesting rules.*

Thank you for requesting this! I hope you enjoy it! I really tried my best to show this eventual bonding that is more realistic, while also not rambling on for a story length.

Key: Y/N = Your Name, L/N = Last name, POV = Point of view, F/fs = favourite flowers

Word Count: 1, 915

First Person's POV 

Niklaus Mikaelson drove me insane, I do not understand how he thought he could follow me around, begging for my interest like he hasn't done anything wrong to those around him. The great Klaus Mikaelson was many things but he wasn't the type of man I would bend over backwards to show that their past didn't matter. I won't lie, there were times when it was hard to really show my distaste for the Hybrid due to that accent, his looks and his charisma but I do like to pride myself on my stubbornness and the fact that I'm not that easy to charm. 

Besides Matt, I was the only other human, sure Bonnie was in a sense human but she had her magic to protect her and I had nothing. I didn't have any of that. I was just a straight-up human who could die at any second or become permanently injured if tossed around too harshly. The girls have grown to somewhat like him and every now and again will remind me of the fact that not once has he ever tried to hurt me, not once has he ever used me as bait or tried threatening me in any way shape or form.

Bonnie, Caroline and Elena have all expressed their hatred for the man and it only fueled mine. I have no clue what it would take for me to show any sign of sympathy for the man or any sense of forgiveness considering what he's done. There were times when I even disliked Damon and Stefan for what they've done. Sure, it might be contractionary of me to like the Salvatores and not hate them like I did Klaus... but still. 

It's at least been a good two years of having the Mikaelsons in our lives. Rebekah and Elijah were tolerable. I felt for Rebekah and Elijah seemed true to his word, even if he was sometimes conflicted between his family and his morals. Klaus was 

"Hey, Y/n!" I huffed, stopping in my tracks, knowing there was no use in continuing on when he could easily Casper the ghost right in front of me. I crossed my arms over my chest, raising an eyebrow, not impressed by his persistent attitude. 

"What do you want Niklaus? 

"Well, love... I was hoping I could treat you to some dinner. Show you some of the best places. Things you couldn't possibly comprehend seeing." I rolled my eyes, shook my head, sucked my lips into a straight line and raised an eyebrow.

"Really, Niklaus? Every time it's been a no. What makes you think this will be a yes?" 

"I saw your play last night, I think you are a pretty amazing actress." I didn't believe him, I think that he's making stuff up, trying to show that he's a good guy. 

"Prove it, what happened when the actor playing Stanley threw his chair." Klaus chuckled lightly, licking his lips for a moment before he walked closer and leaned in for a moment. 

"You tripped over your own feet, fell over... you worked it into your performance, no one in that audience would've known any different. I think skill like that is pretty talented. I have seen many performers across my lifetime and not many could do that." I rocked on my feet, biting my lips and huffing for a moment. 

"You came to my performance?" I questioned my tone soft for a moment, surprised that Klaus came. The girls weren't able to due to supernatural issues happening again, I didn't want to show any sign of falling for his charm.

"Yes, I did. I don't know why you sound so surprised..." I shrugged, taking a breath, glancing away for a moment trying to remain as stoic as I could.  

"I have to go, goodbye, Klaus." I carried on my way, going back to doing what I originally planned on doing before. Tonight was the closing night of A Streetcar Named Desire the girls were meant to show but once again due to the new big bad in town, they didn't show. I stood in my dressing room, wiping off my makeup before the tears could come. I was just about to open the door before I was stopped by Klaus.

"K-Klaus... what, what are you doing here?" He handed me a bouquet of my F/fs, I took them with a small smile and stepped aside to allow him into the dressing room. 

"You got your own dressing room, that's pretty neat..." The Hybrid trailed off, glancing at the desk that was covered in tissues, I moved to clean them up but he moved in front of me before I could. 

"Why are you crying...?" 

"I'm okay Niklaus." I turned to him hearing his chuckle, I raised an eyebrow in question, how dare he laugh at me!

"I promise, I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at the fact that when I'm getting closer to breaking down your walls, you call me Klaus but when you realise that you're dropping your walls you go right back to calling me Niklaus." I sat back down, staring at him surprised that he picked up on something that I hadn't actively been aware of doing. 

"My friends couldn't come. They promised that they would but because of the new big bad in town... they couldn't and because I'm human-" Realising I was sharing my than I would like to Klaus, I bit my lip trying to remind myself that I couldn't get close to Klaus. 

"Let me read you something." He pulled out a newspaper, I gave him the benefit of the doubt, just for once but turned my attention to continuing to remove my makeup. 

"Y/n L/n's performance as Blanche DuBois has been spectacular on all nights of the production. In my years as a critic, I have never seen this much dedication and accuracy similar to the vision Tennessee Williams had when picturing Blanche DuBois. I admire Y/n greatly as a performer and know that she is an actress highly dedicated to perfecting her characters' mannerisms and hope that she goes far with her acting journey." I stared at Klaus surprised, I jumped to my feet, staring at Klaus with intrigue and took the paper from his hands. 

I read the words, staring at them in shock that this was actually true, the author's name is what shocked me the most. Klaus M

"You wrote this?" 

"I did." 

"And you mean it?" 

"I do." Maybe... maybe if a man who didn't know me could make the time to watch all of my performances... maybe he wasn't so bad. 

"Thank you, Klaus... it means a lot." 

It took two years, four months and 18 days for Klaus Mikaelson to get me to warm up to him, I think I deserve a trophy for just how long I've made him work to get to know me better. The truth is, I am terrified of getting killed, kidnapped or tortured by the supernatural me, I mean what if someone worse than Klaus comes into town and because I am one of the very few humans left in town I get used as collateral? 

I was walking home from the Grill, minding my own business until everything went dark and I finally came to find myself tied up in a chair, blood dripping from my nose, head and stomach. I cried out, looking around terrified of who could be hurting me and what they would do if they didn't get what they wanted. 

"Hmm, you're awake again. Try not to pass out this time... the blood loss will really be screwing with your head. I would apologise but I really don't care I just need that damn hybrid to come forward and save your ass-" 

"Who are you?" I cried out, trying my best to not show weakness but the pain in my limbs and the fear that was coming in made it impossible to think of anything but my pain. 

"Who I am isn't important, I tried to keep your face pretty but you know." The unknown figure shrugs, leaning in closer and grabbing my face in his hands with a glare forming and with a snarl he reveals his fangs. I shake my head, feeling his breath on my skin and whimper feeling his fangs pierce my neck. 

It fades away swiftly, the tears cascade down my cheeks, and I stare in shock seeing Klaus standing there and dropping the man's heart onto the floor. Within an instant I was in his arms, I grabbed onto his shirt letting out a sob and whimpering as the pain seemed to increase. 

"Shh, love, it's okay... you're gonna be okay. I've got you." Klaus reassured, biting into his wrist, he gestures to his wrist and I slowly suck on his wrist. 

"I won't let anything happen to you, love. I am very fond of you, I will not let anything happen before I can tell you just how fond I am of you." I stared in fascination as my body healed instantly, it always surprised me and always made me curious to realise how lucky these supernatural beings were. 

"Please, please don't let them hurt me. Don't let them get to me." 

"It's okay, love. I've got you." 

"I'm so scared, every day, I'm scared that I'm going to be kidnapped or tortured... being human, I know I'm nothing compared-"

"I won't let that happen. Love, I won't let anyone hurt you, not again. I swear to you." He hummed lightly, rocking me in his arms and whispered over and over again kind and soothing words. I decided to bring it back to his starting words, once I felt okay and able to move on from what just happened. 

"You're fond of me? Nothing new-" I stated, with a shrug, biting back the smile I wanted to show, Klaus chuckled and helped me to my feet. I stared at him, surely making a weird expression as I hid my emotions. 

"I am fond of you, I like you, quite a bit and I want you to know, love I will do anything to keep you safe. Even if you hate me for the rest of eternity, I will do what I can to keep you safe." My heart skipped a beat, it made me feel special knowing that someone cared for me that much, I nodded and sucked in a breath gradually letting a smile come through. 

"Thank you for saving me... "

"You're welcome, love. Love, I hope you know how gorgeous you are." I blushed, scrunching my face up as his normal charm got to me more than normal. 

"Flattery only gets you so far." 

"Yet, it got me to becoming closer to you." I shrugged, smirking for a moment and sucked in a deep breath. I grabbed his hand, smiling happily and tried my best to not focus in on the blood on my clothes, his clothes and the floor from the attacker. 

"Well, then, perhaps I'll let you in closer." 

#the originals #fluff #angst #elijah mikaelson #elijah mikaelson x reader #elijah mikaelson imagine #the mikaelsons #klaus mikaelson x reader #klaus mikaelson imagine #klaus mikaelson x y/n #klaus mikaelson #elijah mikaelson fluff #klaus mikaelson fluff #daniel gillies #joseph morgan #rebekah mikaelson #hayley marshall #marcel gerard #freya mikaelson #kol mikaelson #niklaus mikaelson #niklaus imagines #niklaus x reader #niklaus mikaelson x reader #niklaus mikaelson fluff #niklaus mikaelson angst #klaus mikealson x reader #klaus mikaleson imagine #klaus mikealson fanfiction #klaus mikaelson one shot

[sunflowertwin-22]

Enchanting

"Hello love,"

The Australian sun hitting his hair just right, making it golden, his blue eye hypnotized her. His British accent made her blush slightly.

"Oh get over yourself Nik," Bekah's voice interrupted their moment.

"Hayley, this is my half brother Niklaus, Nik this Hayley," Rebekah said, introducing them to each other , "And no Nik, you cannot under any circumstances try to seduce Hayley.

Hayley let out a very unlady-like snort. Yeah right , seduce a mermaid. Good one Bekah.

#fandom crossovers #the originals #tvd universe #nikklaus mikaelson #klaus mikaelson #rebekah mikaelson #hayley marshall #h2o: just add water #mermaids #fanfiction #ranting #rambling #whatevers #the mikaelsons #andrea labonair #moodboards #inshot #alternate reality #alternate universe #au #klayley #hayley x klaus

[piscesbae7]

“ Let him be ”

Elijah Mikaelson x Y / N

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* ੈ✩ .˚ A T T H E M I K A E L S O N

C O M P O U N D .  . .

" Jesus, hurry up. " I mumble angrily to myself, waiting for my soon to be ex boyfriend to come home.

Klaus and I have been dating for nearly 2 years,  last summer I moved to New Orleans to be with him.

But, I recently found out he cheated on me  with his bitchy therapist, Camille.

So, i'm sitting in his study, waiting to confront him.

" Y/N? " Klaus yells from a distance.

" Y/N, there you are. " He says as he walks into his study.

" Here I am. " I say dryly, taking a sip of the drink in my hand.

He sighs, rolling his eyes. " What is it now? "

" Don't play dumb." I reply.

" I'm not. But please, enlighten me. What have I done now? " He says.

" Oh, I don't know. Fucked your

SHRINK?? " I yell, now standing up.

" What! You're crazy, I- " He rambles on.

" Go to hell, you pretentious bastard! " I say, knowing exactly what to say in order to hurt him.

" Ah yes, bastard. You've been waiting for oh so long to throw that in my face, havent you! " He replies, raising his voice.

" We're done! " I scream in his face, stomping into the hall.

Why the hell would he choose her over me?!

I mean, i'm younger, not to mention I don't psychoanalyze him constantly!

I stomp down the stairs, noticing that Elijah and Rebekah are there, obviously eavesdropping.

" Your brother is a fucking c*nt! " I say to them, walking to the door.

" Y/N, wait. " Elijah says, following me outside.

" If you're planning on convincing me to forgive Klaus, don't. " I say, not stopping.

" I wasnt - im not. I just wanted to say i'm sorry for my brothers behavior. Niklaus often does things without thinking of anyone but himself. " He tells me.

" you're...sorry? " I ask in disbelief.

" He never deserved you. " Elijah says, tucking a fallen piece of hair behind my ear.

I open my mouth to speak, but nothing comes out.

" Elijah.. I don't know what to say. " I tell him, trying to hide the fact that i'm blushing.

" Then don't say anything. " He says, pulling me in and kissing me softly.

I immediately kiss him back, putting my hands in his hair.

He pulls away.

" I'm sorry Y/N. I. I shouldn't have. " He says.

I stand there for a second, contemplating.

Without giving it a second though, I passionately kiss him again.

He kisses me back without hesitation, grabbing my waist and pulling me against him.

I wrap my arms around his neck, deepening the kiss.

We make out for a few minutes before I pull away, needing to take a breath.

He looks like he's trying to hold back laughter, slyly smirking.

" What's so funny? " I ask, smiling at the man in front of me.

He chuckles. " Niklaus will be furious. "

" Then let him be. " I say, kissing him again.

** this is an old imagine from my wattpad account , i’d like to think my writing has improved since this , but i still thought i should post on here !! lmk if i should do more <3:) **

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#elijah mikaelson #the originals #klaus mikaelson #elijah mikealson x reader #elijah mikealson imagine