#ems rambles

[urbanflorals]

um so i just made a long taylor swift edit - and im lowkey happy with it (thats a first) - does anyone want to see it?

#ems rambles

[stardustinthesky]

my mom joked about how it definitely wasn’t ethan and ilsa’s first time in venice during That Scene in MI7

and then added, ‘they got married in venice. the first time. the REAL one.’

so now they’re married sorry we don’t make the rules

#ethan x ilsa #ilsa faust #ethan hunt #mission impossible: dead reckoning pt 1 #mission impossible #dead reckoning pt 1 #mission impossible 7 #mi7 #MIverse #my mom finding about headcanons and loving the concept #ems rambles

[aspiring-artist-em]

Fem!Remus has big boobs, that she complains about. While Sirius has kinda comfy small ones and she doesn't like it (She is more petite at all)

YES YES YES IVE BEEN SAYING THIS

*climbing onto my pedestal and grabbing my mic*

Remus has big boobs, she hates them, sirius loves them. She complains when it gets hot and complains about their button up shirts and sirius doesn't understand because they're just so perfect. Remus stands at a good 5'7 ish and ugh, sirius loves this. sirius loves to kiss remus down her collarbones and bite and suck at her girlfriend's lovely tits while she rambles on and on about how perfect they are, perfect to squeeze, perfect to take a nap on, perfect just like her moony is and remus lets her out of the kindness of her heart and because well, Sirius's mouth feels so good, especially when remus gets tired of the waiting and has her girlfriend eat her pretty pussy.

Now, unlike remus, sirius has small boobs. She has enough to be seen and it makes sense because she's just smaller in general (in my head it makes sense that fem sirius is 5'0 fight me), and so her boobs are like, a 32B or something like that. she complains about their size because she is all like "it isn't enough moony they're not enough" and remus grabs them in her lovely large hands and plays with them until sirius is a puddle on the floor, repeating after remus "my tits are perfect, im perfect" between breathy moans as remus makes her accept it.

#wolfstar #lesbian wolfstar #ems rambles #anon ask

[multiverseeee]

incorrect mikaelson quotes

Freya: Alright, you need to apologise to Finn.

Niklaus: okay.. fine, unfuck you or whatever

Elijah: I swear they are children. The fuck? 

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Rebekah: HE HIT ME!

Kol: NO I DID NOT? 

Niklaus: YOU DID KOL. I SAW

Kol: YOU WEREN’T IN THE ROOM?? 

Elijah: Children. HUSH

Rebekah: Fuck off Kol.

Kol: What? No, you fuck off.

Niklaus: OI. Kol stop being rude to rebekah.

Elijah: I’m giving up. Fuck my life.

*Freya walks in*

Freya: ALRIGHT. ENOUGH ALL OF YOU SLEEP *casts Ad Somnum* Finally. Peace and quiet.

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Hope(10): Erm Auntie Freya??

Freya: Yes Hope??

Hope (10): What’s sex?

Freya: *chokes on drink* HUH? What? Why do you want to know?? Who told you about it?

Hope(10): Uncle Kol..

Freya: Okay, give your Auntie Freya a moment yeah? *Freya storms away shouting* Kol you are DEAD!

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Freya: You had ONE job.

Finn: THEY ARE MONSTERES!! THEY GOT DRUNK AND CHASED ME FOR 3 HOURS!?

Elijah: *slurring his words* NoOoOo we didn’t..

Niklaus: *falling onto the floor* ExactlyYyY we didn’t *cough cough* he screams like a girllll *cough cough* 

Freya: NIK?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? 

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Rebekah: *walks in* Heyyyy Freya...

Freya: Oh god. What have you done bekah?? 

Rebekah: I..might of had hope shove a prank spell into Kols room.. and he’s going to be here in a minute... Can you hide both of us??

Freya: Are you kidding me?? You know what? Fine.. *casts a spell hiding both Rebekah and Hope*

Kol: *storms in* REBEKAH GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE FUCK!!

Elijah: *walks in* OI FAKE WITCH BODIER!! DO NOT INSULT REBEKAH!! 

Niklaus: KOL. Leave Rebekah and Hope alone. 

Kol: FREYA! Did you have something to do with, Where those two went? Hmm? 

Freya: Kol. I have no idea what you are on about, so leave, go look for them.

Kol: *walking out* FINE! 

Freya: *lightly giggles letting the spell down* You guys might want to run.. 

Niklaus: *chuckles* Go!! run before Kol realises

Elijah: *smiles* Go to my office, hide there!

#freya mikaelson #niklaus mikaelson #finn mikaelson #elijah mikaelson #rebekah mikaelson #ems rambles #incorrect quotes #the mikaelsons #mikaelsons imagine #hope mikaelson

[peters-lab-partner]

Finding out that MatPat is releasing his final video on March 9th makes me feel like a part of my childhood is over.

#that probably sounds weird #ems rambles #matpat #game theory

[klngfili]

lord of the rings bigatures my beloved

#lotr #lord of the rings #they are just so *clenches fist* PERFECT!! #just the thought that went into those #the craftsmanship #the detail and skill #like they just dont make em like that anymore #smaugs ramblings #weta workshop appreciation post #1k #5k #10k #20k

[emsthoughts444]

this whole album is my current obsession omfg

#ems rambles #music!! #Spotify

[halemerry]

Hey everyone what's your favorite mug look like?

#i feel like you can tell a lot about a person by their mug preferences #mines yellow and says 'go get em' with a picture of a tiger underneath it #critically its handle has enough space for my whole hand inside of it #rambles

[chimaerakitten]

One under-appreciated breed of fic writer are the ones who hyperfocus on logistics to the exclusion of all canon shortcuts, and thus usually strike upon an awesome way to flesh out the worldbuilding or characters.

Like, I’m not necessarily talking realism here since often it’s still pretty far from realistic, but more like, “someone has to be running spies in this fantasy kingdom, and we’ve seen the whole royal court, so which background character is it? How does that change these three major interactions?” Or “real life historical nobility did in fact have some things to do that were like jobs, how does this human disaster cope with running an estate?” Or “there’s no reason for a sci-fi robot detective to know how to whitewater kayak, where’d she learn?” Or “if this guy is serving the emperor directly he has to be way high up in the space empire servant hierarchy, why is he doing this menial task for someone else? What’s his motive? Does he perhaps have the secret space telepathy?”

Anyway I’m always DELIGHTED to find a fic or writer who asks these questions because the fics themselves are universally bangers.

#fic writing #the kitten rambles #fanfiction #idk I just love em #if you have any favorites in this genre send ‘em my way

[kindaorangey]

miles literally chose to pursue physics instead of art even though in itsv he clearly enjoys art more because he wanted to have a chance of seeing gwen and peter again so badly only to find out they had the ability to visit him the whole time and chose not to.

#across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse spoilers #miles morales #like the betrayal exists on so many levels im. its not just that they could have seen him and chose not to #its that he was busting his ass to get even a glimmer of a chance to see them. and they had the chance to see him and didnt take it. #god #thunder rambles #em is waiting for her spider bite #atsv

[emjiroki]

Yuuta begs everytime to take the condom off. Wants to feel the warmth of you around him gripping him raw so bad he's near tears. Whimpering cries against your chest, throat, shoulder, anywhere he can sink his teeth

"Please baby, this time? Can I this time?"

"Wanna feel you all wet for me just once, let me slip it in please"

"Promise I'll be good"

The night you finally peel the latex off and give him the okay is the best night of his life.

He pulls three orgasms from you before hiking your legs over his shoulders and thrusting his sensitive cock in so deep he cums bucket loads against your womb, a contended sigh gracing your ears as he releases your legs and sits between your thighs to push his release back in with his fingers

#im having breeding thoughts #blame my hormones #yuuta okkotsu #yuuta okkotsu smut #jjk smut #em writes ✍ #em talks 👄 #late night ramblings 🚬

[urbanflorals]

Do you ever just stalk your mutuals blogs because they're so comforting?

#ems rambles

[stardustinthesky]

new shows what new shows? i will literally rewatch the 30-yo show i JUST rewatched and be even less normal about it thanks for asking

#lois and clark: the new adventures of superman #lnc: tnaos #listen i rewatched the pilot last night and literally buried my face in cushion at one point because *squee* #i’m not interested in all these new shows #they don’t induce any squeeing? nah thanks i don’t want it #intro post #ems rambles

[aspiring-artist-em]

modern au where fem Sirius (this little (bitch/j) 🤏🏻 (like 5.1 ft) cutie girlie) has a big black labrador who's can literally drag her along when she / he runs in a walk

what if i say yes. bc like, yes. the dog is like 100 lbs and she's like 95 and he's not well trained at ALL but he's a gentle giant (his name is padfoot) and he is her BABY. like yes she loves remus more than anything but she loves padfoot as much as (if not more than) remus and he's getting older and has grey hair now bc he's six and so big and sirius is devastated and cries to remus about it every night.

#anon asks #ems rambles #wolfstar #sirius black

[drowninginthoughts27]

James and Regulus’ wedding rings would be reflections of each other… James would have all gold jewelry except for his silver wedding ring and Regulus would have all silver jewelry except for his gold wedding ring!!!

#james potter #regulus black #jegulus #em rambles

[peters-lab-partner]

Going back and rewriting parts of my WIP because I don’t like it anymore.

On the bright side, there could be some more cute moments of Daeron and Helaena!

#ems rambles