#roller derby fic

[thompsborn]

roller derby fic!!!!!!!!

Harley’s on his way out of the warehouse when someone stumbles into him.

His mind is kind of caught on the game he just watched, caught on the rules he doesn’t understand but wants to figure out, caught on the wicked smiles showing off bloody teeth as they skated for their lives on bruised knees.

So, it’s kind of his fault, the fact that the two of them bump into each other—but, in his defense, the other guy is obviously tipsy, so. Yeah.

“Sorry,” Harley says, backing up with his hands held out in some kind of silent surrender. The crowd had been wild and lively, and he can see someone who regularly comes to watch derby being willing to start a fight over nothing.

The guy just laughs, though, bubbly and bursting out of him loud and unannounced. He’s got round, brown eyes that sparkle as he chuckles, matching brown hair that he pushes back from his forehead messily. “Nah,” the guy says. “My bad.”

Harley isn’t sure how to respond to that, do he doesn’t—but the guy doesn’t seem to mind, quickly quirking his brows as he scans Harley over, something calculated in his gaze.

“First time here?”

Though he isn’t sure where that came from, he can’t deny the truth. “Yeah. I’m not from here, but my friend insisted I come see a match.”

The guy pouts. Actually, literally pouts. “Aw. Does that mean we won’t be seeing you again?”

It takes a second, but Harley splutters out a laugh of his own. “Are you flirting with me?”

“I could be,” the guy says, nodding. “I’m also just curious. There’s try outs coming up, right? And I dunno how well you can skate, but you’ve got the legs for it. Maybe you should give it a shot.”

“Oh, you are definitely flirting with me.”

The guy laughs again, just as bright and twinkly as before. “Sure am. Is that a bad thing?”

Harley considers this, then says, “I don’t know you. I don’t even know your name.”

“Come to the try outs,” the guy suggests, taking a step back with something mischievous in his eyes, pulling at the ends of his lips. “Maybe you’ll find out.”

Unable to help it, Harley watches him walk away.

#parkner #concept scenes #the roller derby fic #my writing

[daintyduck99]

3 sentence prompt: Julie/Kayla + Roller Derby Au

Julie just needs to make one more pass.

She skirts around an opposing blocker, only to falter as the rest form a wall; most of her own blockers are too far behind to break them up or help her slip through.

But Kayla is there, and she takes Julie's hands, using her momentum to whip Julie through a gap Carrie makes. It's enough, and Julie's stomach flips as their victory is declared and she spins to face her team, locking eyes with Kayla, whose brilliant shine just screams I knew you could do it.

Maybe she still has one more pass to make.

#three sentence fic #except I wanna say it's five #because I wanted to use some of the actual info I learned about roller derby lol #jayla #julie x kayla #ficlets with ash #julie and the phantoms

[pepsi-maxwell]

did somebody say wrestling/roller derby fic?

probably not and this likely appeals to me and me alone but fuck it, i wanted to write the bucks showing off their shiny custom skates and mjf getting double penalties <3

doesn't require much if any derby knowledge, other than Bont and Antik are skate brands, and jammers are the point scorers in the team

wordcount: ~650

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"Are those-"

Matt sticks his foot out with a smug smile. "The custom colour Bont Hybrid boots? Yup." They're horrendously garish; an absolutely awful colour combination that somehow manages to make his neon wheels look dull in comparison. Honestly, they're peak Buck skates.

"Read it and mother effing weep." Nick's don't look that much better. He sticks his own Bont skate out, different colours but still just as eye-watering, making Kyle look down at his own Antik boots with a more critical eye, which is stupid because they look fine. They're comfortable, they're plain black, and most importantly, they're broken in, because what kind of idiot brings brand new skates to a tournament? If they lose because the Bucks get fucking blisters-

He's distracted by a commotion on the inside of the track. The entirety of the Undisputed Elite look over with interest as the jammer from one of the other teams starts getting in one of the ref's faces. Kyle casts a surreptitious glance at the guy's skates, which are just as awful looking as the Bucks', but in a different way.

"Is he sponsored, with those skate covers?"

Matt makes a disgruntled noise. "Probably. Can't imagine it's doing them any favours, with his shitty attitude. He's had it in for Bryce ever since he gave him a low-block penalty at the last tournament."

"I'm pretty sure that low-block was on purpose, too," Nick adds. "Like, full-on, stuck his leg out and tripped me up when I passed him. Smashed my face into the track and bust my nose, so he's got it coming."

Kyle looks back up, watches the aforementioned jammer sticks a finger into the ref's chest

"-that was a directional penalty and you fucking know it-"

"-that was a legal block, 55, get back on the track before I give you a penalty-"

"-are you blind as well as stupid? He was pushing me backwards, I lost my established position, that's an illegal move-"

The referee blows hard on his whistle, places his left hand on his hip, pointing down with the right. "Pinnacle, 55, misconduct!"

"Are you fucking kidding me-"

"Go to the penalty box or it'll be an insubordination as well-"

"-oh you would, Remsburg, you biased piece of shit-"

Another hard blow on the whistle. Remsburg points at the floor with his left hand now, brushes his right hand down the length of it. "Pinnacle, 55, insubordination! Penalty box, now, before you get an expulsion from the tournament!"

The skater shoves his mouth guard in his pocket with a muffled scream of rage and skates furiously over to the penalty box for a one minute sit.

Bobby casts a glance to the rest of the now four-strong Pinnacle.

"Looks like they're making Wardog their new jammer," he laughs. Kyle watches as the tallest, biggest guy in the team takes the helmet cover with the star, and puts it on, bouncing on his toe stops, surprisingly agile for his size.

"I feel sorry for any team that has to try blocking him," Nick muses. "I'd just dive out of the way. Don't care how many points he scores, if I block him I'm getting pancaked."

"Yeah, I wonder what poor team's on against them- oh hey, Kenny's waving at us! Hey Kenny!"

Matt waves over at the scorekeeper's table, where Kenny's gesticulating wildly towards the track with his one good arm. "Wonder what he's waving for. I thought non-skating officials weren't supposed to favour any teams," Kyle wonders aloud.

"Thirty seconds!" Shouts the jam-timer. "Undisputed Elite, get on the track!"

Ah. That'd do it.

Nick looks over to the track despairingly, where Dax the Axe, Cash, and the Chairman are already in a tripod blocking formation, looking like the bad guys in an 80s high school sports movie, even with a one man disadvantage.

"Let's get this over with," Adam Cole says with a despondent sigh, grabbing the jammer's helmet cover and putting it on. Kyle doesn't envy him.

It's only two minutes, he tells himself. Two minutes of getting bodied out of the way by a behemoth of a man, while his team's points scorer gets held in place, futilely trying to push his way past three other huge units.

Longest two minutes of his life.

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notes on penalties:

directional is pushing a player in anti-derby direction, such that they are forced to move backwards, a surprising no no!

misconduct is being a dick to the refs, insubordination is not going to the penalty box the first time, many derby players have a penalty they always seem to get, and i feel these would be max's lmao

#aew fic #roller derby #this is entirely self-indulgent and i don't care #ask me about roller derby but be warned i will never stfu about it #wrestle derby au #gd writes

[wutheringmights]

i am forcing myself to stop thinking about taz so that i can do some writing but please know that I am screaming into the void about John saying “I feel kinda sad” like ahhhhhhhh i want to talk about john hunger but it’s been so long and i am so rusty

#i love taz but i cannot read any fics from it anymore because it's always about taako and kravitz #like i love them too but when everything is about them i got a little tired of it #especially since merle and john are RIGHT THERE #i don't know if its changed by now but there were very little fan content about john #like even my fav fic which was the roller derby au (you know the one) only included him in the last act and he was fairly flat #and Do Not get me started on Lucretia again #me rambling

[lilalbatross]

Summary:

Owen and Billy take in a roller derby double header with the 126, but Billy worries his presence is less than welcome.

Finally, the skaters started lining up on the track, hip to hip with their teammates and jostling for position. Billy watched as the Divas’ jammer bounced on her toes and shook out her limbs, nervous anticipation palpable even from the stands. For her part, the pink jammer looked calm. She lingered behind the other jammer and exchanged a quick nod with Marjan, who was lined up on the inside line.

One of the refs yelled a five second warning. A hush fell over the crowd, the arena thick with electric anticipation like the moment before the first clap of thunder. A beat. And then another. With a sharp whistle blast, they were off.

#911 lone star #owen strand #billy tyson #marjan marwani #billy x owen #do you want to learn about roller derby? #because i will learn you a thing about roller derby #by way of badass marjan marwani #obligatory fic tag

[saturnhere]

strawberry jam 🖇️

written by nonchalantenfant

“Chaeyoung! I mean, she’s way too young for me. God! How could I ever think about her as someone who’s...bangable?"

A roar interrupts their conversation. “TWICE, TWICE, TWICE!” Chaeyoung chants, crossing her arms to grab at the hem of her shirt. Nayeon realizes where this is going too late, so she’s helpless to look away from Chaeyoung ripping her shirt off, revealing a smattering of tattoos and ripped abs crawling up to her sports bra.

Nayeon gulps.

// Nayeon realizes that Chaeyoung is now a tall glass of water. And she’s thirsty.

A TWICE roller derby au

main ship: nachaeng

rating: teen and up audiences

status: completed

words: 10,360

chapters: 1

#nachaeng #nayeon #chaeyoung #ao3 works #kpop #fanfic #roller derby #twice au #twice fic

[automaticheartache]

Posted a third chapter to my Thasmin roller derby AU fic!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38259730/chapters/96826737

Come yell at me there!

#thasmin #roller derby AU #thasmin fic #fanfic #doctor who fanfic #my fanfiction #my fanfic #yasmin khan #the thirteenth doctor

[edwardashley]

hickeygibson must and should make out disgustingly in front of other people

#maybe even talk explicitliy about their sex lives #they are in love and they are going to make it everyone elses problem #constantly thinking abt that fic faye wrote #where blanky texts crozier (yeah i took them both to the ER but i left when they started making out) #they WOULD start making out in the hospital in front of their roller derby coach

[the-formerone]

truly i am about to fuck around and find out

#fic #truly i want to write steddie fic so bad #i'm thinking roller derby like eddie announces derby bouts two towns over and robin is obsessed w the derby girls #nancy is writing a piece on queer culture #steve simply must drive everyone everywhere #nancy is (unsurprisingly) super fucking good at derby #robin is (unsurprisingly) not good at it but SO supportive

[theashemarie]

now that there are 25 splatoon fics sitting pretty on my profile and i’m kinda at a crossroads as to what to post next, i am genuinely curious about which ones people gravitate towards… so.

for my own amusement: which splatoon fic/series is your FAVORITE?

you don’t have to explain. just vote. all fics can be found here.

#ashe talks #not expecting a HUGE response to this but i am curious all the same #pearlina

[the-orange-tabby-cat]

Help a cat and their WIPS

Howdy! If you have no clue who am I, wonder no longer: I'm an orange tabby cat that writes fanfic in their free time. And I'm also a little too obsessed with Pedro Pascal's characters.

I maintain a spreadsheet with all my WIPs and when my job allows me to breathe (yes, even a cat has to work), I dig in there and get my little paws to write a new chapter. However, since the last few months have been chaotic I couldn't properly give a follow to all my WIPs. I have too many ideas, too much to write, but little time. My current series will be updated, they are marked in the poll below.

If you are into reading fanfic or just the PP fandom and could spend a minute to vote, I would purr all my love to you. 🐾

#pedro pascal #pedro pascal fic #pedro pascal fanfic #tlou fanfiction #joel miller fanfiction #joel miller fic #joel miller x reader #joel miller x you #joel miller x f!reader #Din Djarin x reader #Din Djarin x you #Din Djarin x f!reader #The Mandarolian fic #The Mandalorian fanfic #The Mandalorian x reader #The Mandalorian x you #The Mandalorian x f!reader #Dieter Bravo x reader #Dieter Bravo x you #Dieter Bravo x f!reader #help #wip fanfic

[lovebugs-and-snakecharmers]

Sprint Secret Santa 2023 Works

From @asadweeghostie for @rierse: we see things they'll never see

From @blueberry-macaron for @writer-rider-dirty-thirties: Feliz navi dad

From @chocolatedragonempathfire for @sfigatino: Drink for Marinette!

From @haphira for @inkmousey: Multimouse and Viperion watching the city at night (art)

From @inkmousey for Misty Shadow: Santa's Daughter and Jack Frost's Son (art)

From @karin848 for @haphira: Marinette goes to the Halloween Party as Viperion (art)

From @nerdypanda3126 for @omnoramayday: I'll Keep You Warm

From @omnoramayday for @chocolatedragonempathfire: Mistletoe Matchmaker

From @poetic-mordem for @asadweeghostie: I'll Give You An Arm of Cosmos Flowers (Flowerbeds Everywhere My Heart)

From @quickspinner for @verfound: Substitute Santa

From @rierse for @blueberry-macaron: Silver and Gold (art and fic)

From @sfigatino for @quickspinner: Roller Derby Marinette (art)

From @verfound for @nerdypanda3126: Of Goodnight Kisses, Late Night I Love Yous, and Karaoke Meet Cutes

From @writer-rider-dirty-thirties for @karin848: A Burden for Love

From Misty Shadow for @poetic-mordem: Lukanette art

#event: sprint secret santa 2023 #lbsc sprint works compilation #lukanette #endgame lukanette #lukanette endgame #luka couffaine #marinette dupain cheng #pro lukamari

[lilalbatross]

absolutely losing my mind trying to write a sports scene about a sport that fucking nobody understands. the final act of the game’s gonna be amazing if i can teach everybody all the rules so they can understand what the hell is happening in the first place!!!!

#the sport is roller derby i'm writing a derby fic #any of you ted lasso fic authors who follow me #imagine trying to write a football scene for an audience that has basically never heard of football #and the sport is a million times more complicated than 'ball goes in net' #if i'm gonna make someone pivot and take a star pass on a power jam where the other jammer lost lead on their track cut #i need to make sure people understand that ABSOLUTE WORD SALAD

[battle-of-the-jrwi-aus]

32 aus have been submitted which means its time for the first half of the bracket!

our matchups are...

Roller Derby AU (PD) by @alkalineleak VS Warm Morning Glow (Riptide) by @navysealt4t

Sunrise AU (Riptide) by @rumiracle-whip and @/alkalineleak VS Riptide Gods AU (Riptide) by @polypd

Chasing the Nebula (Riptide) by @/rumiracle-whip VS William Wisp's 6 Rules to Keeping Friends During the Zombie Apocalypse (PD) by @/polypd

Jay Dies AU (Riptide) by @/navysealt4t VS The Unkindness of Ravens (PD) by @/rumiracle-whip

Gillion's Ghost Barge (Riptide, PD, BITB) by @girlkisserkira VS Kids on da Ship (Riptide) by @kratorakaletto

Fool's Gold (Riptide) by @tigers1o1 VS Tangled Angelstone AU (Apotheosis) by @somegurl8

Miraculous Speedy-Bug AU (PD) by @gentlemanslime and @/somegurl8 VS Apotheosis Wattpad Mafia AU (Apotheosis) by @/somegurl8

Ghosting (PD) by @harrowq VS Zeroes to Heroes and Beyond (Riptide) by @xaeyrnofnbe

Villion Tidestrider (Riptide) by @/harrowq VS Exandroth Becomes God AU (Apotheosis) by @burning-sol

Where Sea Meets Shore (Riptide) by @wings-of-flying VS Water Remembers (Riptide) by @/wings-of-flying

Sunshine AU (Riptide) by @/wings-of-flying VS Poketide (Riptide) by @/burning-sol

Eldritchstrings AU (Apotheosis) by @/burning-sol VS Shipwreck AU (Riptide) by @qfliporiana

Canary AU (Riptide) by @/rumiracle-whip and @/burning-sol VS Grandberry Gillion (Riptide) by @tobeywobey

Tidestrider's Shadow (Riptide) by @chip-and-the-bastards VS Blood in the Deadwood (PD, BITB) by @/tobeywobey and @sugarepoxy

PDSekai (PD) by @swagyuri VS Wight as Bonez (PD) by @/burning-sol

Opposite AU (PD) by @bingo-b0ng0 VS Echoes of Destiny (Riptide) by @skywerse

matchups were determined more or less by submission order, please make sure to send in any fics, art, more in depth summaries etc via ask to be included in the polls! polls will be up uhh...sometime in the meantime keep submitting! we still have 32 more slots!

#jrwi

[all-things-baron-draxum]

A rant about yokai architecture that slowly develops into the Magical Yokai Lifespan Theory.

The hidden city seems to be a very religious place. Well, I personally associate statues and very decorated architecture with religion... or more intense religious groups, ex: Catholicism. There seems to me lots of public places scattered throughout the hidden city that don't look like they serve much anything other than worship. Do you think Baron Draxum could be religious? I remember I read a fic that made up a lot of lore about yokai society and I accept as sort of canon. Also, for how different the hidden city looks, the people have really adapted different human cultures. We know the city itself is really fucking old but we know that some yokai age like humans. Remember that cat lady yokai that we saw in that one episode about Splinter manipulating Donnie into putting the turtle tank in a roller derby? We see at the beginning of the episode, in the flashback, that she's young but at the end of the episode, in the present, she's old. Probably as old as Splinter. And she has health issues. Meaning some yokai do age and deteriorate in health like humans. Idk what I'm getting at here. I just noticed a lot about yokai culture.

Tbh, with how modern some yokai are, I feel like there could be some metaphor for colonialism made here. So we see, Baron is probably one of the yokai that live a long time with no health issues. We also see he's very good with magic as well as science. But I'm focusing on the magic part. I think the more yokai stray from magic, the more mortal they become.

I present to you: The Magical Yokai Lifespan Theory! I feel like we view the yokai as some sort of ethereal beings capable of reaching godhood. But I think they are capable dying of outside forces but if they are in touch with their ancestorial magic connections, they can't die of old age. With the modern age of humans, yokai have found different ways to safely go up top, separating them further from their magical connections, making them get physically older. I think the council of heads are really fucking old or immortal because they are quite literally the magic that runs through the hidden city. Or are very connected to it. I believe they might be as old as, or older than the hidden city.

That's just what I think, what about you?

#hidden city #hidden city rottmnt #rottmnt hidden city #save rottmnt #rottmnt #baron draxum #rottmnt yokai #yokai rottmnt #yokai