#s: santa clarita diet

[godsofhumanity]

Zeus: If you had to kill me, how would you do it? Hera: I'd bash your brains in with a baseball bat. Zeus: By Chaos, are you serious?! You'd kill me with a bat?? And bash my brains in?? That is so angry. Hera: Okay, what's the right answer? Zeus: You kiss me on the lips, and then place a silk pillow over my face and shoot me through the temple with a pearl-handled revolver. Hera: You still end up in the same place! Zeus: Yeah, but my way is romantic.

#hera's so real for getting the baseball bat out immediately #she's so oughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh makes me crazy #zeus #hera #zeus x hera #hera x zeus #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology #s: santa clarita diet #queuetzalcoatl

[irrolyphant]

TIMOTHY OLYPHANT and DREW BARRYMORE

SANTA CLARITA DIET (2017-2019)

#timothy olyphant #drew barrymore #santa clarita diet #joel hammond #sheila hammond #[.] #[mine] #.jh #.sh #.s #.00

[totallycorrectresidentevil]

Leon: Where's your liquor?

Hunnigan: At 11 AM?

Leon: Why, does it move around during the day?

#Leon S. Kennedy #ingrid hunnigan #source: santa clarita diet

[angel-ranger]

incorrect the wilds quotes

fatin: your stuff's in that bag.

leah: you packed me, like, all my lingerie. no shoes or pants?

fatin: did i?

fatin: i'm panicking, so my lizard brain in making a lot of the decisions.

#fatin jadmani #leah rilke #the wilds #incorrect the wilds quotes #santa clarita diet insp #leatin rise #feel like i should number these #oh well there''s too many now #leatin

[thegeekyartist]

@michaelsheens tagged me <333

favorite color: purple last song: For Elise - Saint Motel last movie: hmm...I think Trick R' Treat. It was...fine. (I don't like horror tho so) currently watching: Our Flag Means Death and Loki, and i've also finally started watching M*A*S*H. I'm also in the middle of a Doctor Who rewatch - just got to the Donna season!! other stuff I watched this year: Good Omens, omitb, Heartstopper, Barry, Ted Lasso, wwdits, BBC Ghosts, The Last of Us, Harley Quinn, rewatched Spaced, the new iCarly, HIMYF, Wellington Paranormal, Mythic Quest, Miracle Workers, MST3K, Daredevil, Community, Santa Clarita Diet...probably more lets be real lol shows I dropped this year/didn't finish: Barry... I wanted to SO BAD but I was too stressed lmao. I know what happens tho. I also couldn't get through Mythic Quest. I wanted to love it like so many of you do but I just hate every single one of those characters i couldn't do it currently reading: Venom and Vow by Anna-Marie McLemore and Elliott McLemore currently listening to: hozier and aliceband. Also been getting into Galt MacDermot and the Velvet Underground for some old school currently working on: God so many things. 2 more fandom portraits minimum, also a cross-stitch progress and some knitting projects for the holidays. Also a gomens art history recreation that's SO CLOSE to being done. And like 3 fic WIPs lol current obsession: those old gay angels have my whole heart atm

no pressure tags: @chonkymoth @badgerswake @shamebats @fraddit @jpierrepontcriss @mulderscully @foxwmulder @verysaltynik

#ask games #thank you for tagging!!! <3

[gothicwidowsworld]

Orange is the New Black

Full House

Glee

Victorious

Stranger Things

Reign

Game of Thrones

wet hot American summer  

Chicago Fire  

American Horror Story

Supernatural

Sex Education  

f.r.i.e.n.d.s

That 70′s Show  

Young Sheldon/TBBT  

Saturday Night Live

The Queen's Gambit  

You

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina  

Bates Motel  

Riverdale

Scream Queens

How I Met Your Mother  

Santa Clarita Diet  

Bondi Rescue

Criminal Minds

House MD

Pretty little liars

#tv show masterlist #tv show x reader #tv show imagines

[matbaynton]

tagged by @baynton thank you!! 💙

8 shows to get to know me better

1. BBC GHOSTS

copying nat here to say that this is also where the mat obsession started 😈 my friend hallie (who i will also be tagging to do this obviously) got me into it and i cannot thank them enough for giving me the brainrot! i've watched this show.... idk how many times now i'm constantly rewatching it but i still laugh (and/or cry) every time. don't think i needed to know how absolutely FERAL and UNHINGED and RABID i was capable of being, i swear i was normal before i saw thomas thorne. i WAS, and no one can disprove that so just believe me 🤡 he is my sopping wet babygirl pathetic chewtoy and i love him.... so much..... and i want to d*e on the button house property and become a ghost more than anything in the whole world. anyway this show is fantastic and it changed my life and there isn't a single bad main character!

2. STRANGER THINGS

not sure if it's because i watched this show the year it came out (and on the night before/night of my 18th birthday, so it ended up being the best birthday i've had in years which is. still true lmao) but it continues to hold such a special place in my heart, and i can't truly explain why. gonna be honest seeing that winona ryder was in it immediately made me want to watch (and i love joyce byers + jopper a normal amount) i'm also really into horror and gross shit and this show really delivers on that sometimes, it's fantastic 🫡

3. THE OWL HOUSE

i don't think i can talk about this show for too long without crying lmao, but for a silly starter: THERE IS SO MUCH GOD DAMN FUCKING PURPLE IN THIS SHOW IT IS VERY PLEASING TO MY EYEBALLS!!!!! i'm a huge blubbering baby when it comes to the found family trope and this show has that! not to mention the incredible lgbt+ rep that truly shocked me to my core. i've also never related to a fictional character more than luz noceda, it's almost unsettling. still haven't watched the finale because i'm in denial about it being over and fuck disney channel for cancelling it.

4. DOCTOR WHO

besides glee and pretty little liars (that i'm surprisingly not putting on this list for reasons) this was one of the first real tv shows i've gotten into. my friend and i stumbled upon it on netflix (back in the ancient times of the early 2010's) she wasn't into it AT ALL but when i went home i immediately started watching the rest of it. i love all of the doctors/companions/eras in so many different ways, and every time i rewatch this show it feels like home <3

5. YONDERLAND

99% of the characters in this show are complete dumbasses and i'm truly here for it,. also seeing mat as so many different freaky sexy characters fixed me made me worse. HOWEVER.... the felt puppets still strike fear into my heart, i've gotten somewhat used to it but i still want to scream and poop my pants whenever i see them.

6. COMMUNITY

as we've established i'm a fan of the found family trope (even the FUCKED UP PROBABLY MENTALLY BAD FOR EACH OTHER kind of found family) besides how funny this show is (and how much i love troy and abed AND WANT WHAT THEY HAVE MORE THAN ANYTHING) it was also the first time i interpreted autism portrayed in a somewhat better way than i had ever seen before on television (of course abed being autistic isn't technically canon, hence "interpreted") but i really appreciated it and the fact that he IS canonically the most mentally stable in the group is incredible and i love it. will NEVER forgive them for making a felt puppet episode though, it haunts my nightmares.

7. SANTA CLARITA DIET

drew barrymore plays a zombie milf and timothy olyphant plays her hot husband who helps her kill shitty people to eat. wtf else do i need to say? it's a masterpiece and i wake up every day hating netflix for cancelling it

8. TOO MANY SPIRITS

YEAH THIS IS A SHOW! I'M COUNTING IT AS A SHOW! i knew i was going to put at least one watcher show on this list because i love these idiots so dearly. i chose too many spirits because the amount of times i've almost (😐) pissed myself from laughter watching these morons get drunk and tell stupid stories is TOO MANY..... spirits! like the name of the show! too many! too many times 🤡 anyway

tagging (no pressure to do it!) @larryrickard @reysorigins @softdavidrose @karura @captainsjack @jugheadscrowns @bejeweledantihero @hannamarins

[faztastiic]

Tag nine people you'd like to know better!

FAVORITE COLOR(S): Lavender

FAVORITE FLAVOR(S): Cherry and Watermelon

FAVORITE MUSIC: It's a very big mix of stuff but hard rock is in there

FAVORITE MOVIE(S): Saw 1-3 and Saw X as well as F.NAF

FAVORITE SERIES: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

LAST SONG: Five Long Nights

LAST SERIES: Santa Clarita Diet

LAST MOVIE: FNAF Movie

CURRENTLY READING: Nothing at the moment

CURRENTLY WATCHING: Santa Clarita Diet

CURRENTLY WORKING ON: Debating fusing my two multis together

TAGGED BY: @fazeruined TAGGING: YOU.

[let-the-sun-rain-down-on-meee]

I got tagged by @l-o-s-t--hope danke 🥰

Your star sign? libra

Last thing you listened to? 401 Kill by Rise Against

What are you wearing? crop t-shirt, pajama shorts and thigh high socks

How tall are you? 1,75m

Piercings? no

Tattoos? no

Glasses? yes, I've been wearing them since I'm 18 ^^

Last drink? tea (my beloved) <3

Last thing you ate? chocolate

Pets? no

Do you have a crush on anyone? yes 💖

Fave fictional characters? Aelin from TOG, Winston from New Girl, Charles Boyle from Brooklyn Nine Nine, Joel from Santa Clarita Diet and probably more :D

A movie you think everyone should watch? ummm because it's one of my faves: The Handmaiden ✨

A book you think everyone should read? read whatever you think is fun :D

I tag @king-for-a-weekend @dekaythepunk @addictt-with-a-pen @forestinfire @blakenstein @my-sxe-world @notreallyallthatinteresting @resurrect-the-sun @faint-rhodonite @splend-42 @sagmirwer if you want to do this 🤗

#tagged

[totallycorrectresidentevil]

"Why does everyone want to find meaning in their lives? Whatever happened to just getting through the day?"

Leon

#Leon S. Kennedy #source: santa clarita diet

[sabrinajenre96]

@stefanmikaleson1864 this is for you too.

Some names of TV shows and movies I watched :

TV show :

Found

The irrational

The real murders of Los Angeles

Justified :city primeval

Santa Clarita 's diet

Obituary

Movies :

Totally killer

Amish stud

Ballerina

#tv shows #movies #prompt list #currently watching #new tv shows

[emetophobiahelp]

Santa Clarita Diet

There’s plenty of gore in the show, but only a few v* scenes, all of which are easily avoided. The first episode is the worst by far, but there’s only one v* scene in it. Spoilers are included in this warning.

Season 1

1 - Scene begins at 6:20. Directly after Sheila says ‘Do you want to know my favorite thing about the upstairs?’ Scene ends completely, including leftover visuals at 8:50 when the scene moves to the hospital. A plot significant thing that happens during the scene (other than the t*u*) is that she also t*u* a small red ball that she thinks might be an organ. There is discussion of this incident throughout all three seasons of the show.

2 - At 11:35, Sheila spits chicken out. This is over by 11:45. At 24:25, Sheila spits a piece of the foot out. This is over by 24:35.

5 - At 26:10, right after the hotel housekeeper says ‘housekeeping’, we’re shown the interior of a room that is covered in s*. Loki is there and it is implied that he t*u*. The episode ends during this scene, so just end there.

7 - At 20:40, right after Sheila says ‘he is a very hairy man’, she coughs up a hair ball, which could be potentially triggering. It’s over at 20:50.

9 - At 24:45 we see the virologist taking a little red ball from a mouse cage, which is covered in v*. The soiled cage is on screen for the rest of the episode. Plot detail during this scene - the virologist receives a phone call and it is implied that she learns about Sheila.

19 - A plot point of the episode is that Sheila and Joel are trying to get the baka to t*u*. They don’t succeed. Nothing happens.

Season 2

1 - Sourcing v* is a plot point. We never see or hear anyone t*u*, and we never see the v* itself.

6 - From 22:28-22:32, someone spits food out. No v*.

Season 3

5 - At 27:43, we see a room and a person covered in v*. This continues till the end of the episode.

8 - At 11:42, Eric spits food out. No v*. This is over by 11:47.

9 - We can hear, but not see, someone t*u* from 16:25-16:35.

#submission #santa clarita diet

[butter--peanut]

your couple’s therapist head Hidan from new recruit 🤝 @sloaners ‘s hokage’s paperweight Obito head from their two and a half boyfriends au 🤝 santa clarita diet’s zombie realtor telephonist Nathan Fillion head.

They go to group therapy together.

Maybe they’re born with it. Maybe they’re a trio of heads thrown together by circumstance who just have to make it work.

It’s a buddy comedy for no body

You can’t spell “decapitation” without “friendship”

(wait…)

Well you can’t spell decapitation with “dead” either so they’re off to a good start

#bp answers #new recruit #please add to my dumb headless jokes nothing would bring more pleasure

[lesbianelinordashwood]

Get to know someone better tag:

I was tagged by @selfproclaimedunicorn thank 😍

Last song I listened to: Hot Girl (Bodies Bodies Bodies) by Charlie xcx

Currently Watching: Fleishman is in Trouble but also I’m watching The Righteous Gemstones, Full Circle, the crowded room and Foundation as they come out. I’m also rewatching Bong Joon-ho’s films. My sleep watches at the moment are Veep, Sabrina the teenage witch and Santa Clarita Diet depending on my mood.

Currently Reading: Crying in H Mart by Michelle Zauner again it’s so good

Current Obsession(s): I have been back into cooking definitely got inspired by the new season of the Bear and contemporary fashion history specifically from 40-90s which is I know a wide period but yeah.

I’m tagging: @starkmaiden @sayruq @margridarnauds

[confusionism]

TAG 9 PEOPLE YOU’D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER

favourite colour(s): usually greens, blues, greys

favourite flavour(s): garlic / onion for savoury; matcha or cookies and cream for sweet

favourite genre(s): i’m a sucker for historical fiction, even if the work is terribly full of anachronisms (sometimes that’s what makes it more fun). mysteries and thrillers are my bread and butter, but just between you and me— i’ll give almost anything a chance. if i were a cat, my curiosity would’ve taken me for good ages ago lol

favourite music: depends on what i’m doing! i’m that person who never takes the aux cord and shuffles the entire library bc the emotional whiplash would be too real. old school r&b one minute, hard rock the next... some orchestral score ten minutes late

favourite movie(s):  i almost always say the empire strikes back (1980) as a way of signaling the general star wars nerdery. other go-to answers are jurassic park (1993) and hero (2002)

favourite series: y’know, now that i think about it, i can’t name more than five series that i’ve actually watched from start to finish. picking from that list (it doesn’t seem right to choose otherwise) i’d go with... the santa clarita diet. i wanna rewatch avatar: the last airbender, though

last song: the last thing that played on my run yesterday was... criminal - taemin

last series: i finished the first half of abbot elementary s2 and am waiting for the rest of the episodes to come out because i just know i won’t be able to resist binging them all in one sitting.

last movie: everything everywhere all at once (i shed a single manly tear)

currently reading: the firekeeper’s daughter - angeline boulley

currently watching: how’d you know my tv is on? i’m 10 mins into only murders in the building s2e2. don’t ask me when i’ll finish it, not bc i don’t like it, but bc my attention span isn’t it atm

currently working on: at this very moment, lol, i’m attempting to figure out how to answer the “favourite series” part of this questionnaire. i always get stuck on that sort of thing! outside of that, just getting by day-to-day, man

tagged by: @bourbcnchoices ; thanks for the tag! pls also take this as me liking your original post, which i couldn’t do since this is a side blog... tagging: @erstwhles (i saw that you’ve already done this so i’m actually tagging per your post’s ending blurb); @rcguereveries (bc of scd + “not-benny” +  i believe you still need to show me mamma mia 2); @badiiidea (so you know why i’m still awake); @wingsandahalo (i’ve been meaning to get back on here more consistently and think of writing w/ you often); @inexorcble (it’s fun typing your url bc of that c in the middle, so here i am having fun); and in the spirit of oprah, if you just so happen to be reading this mess of a post, ‘you get a tag! you get a tag!’

#a #.thank you again! #.and as per usual no pressure/obligation for anyone i bugged at the end there

[kmp78]

ok, Cara in Santa Clarita´s Diet (on Netflix) Season 1, Episode 6, time stamp 21:15 and change the name "Marcus" for "Shannon" and we have they're relationship on a nutshell 🙄

Oh... 😂

Btw that's exactly the "race" people (= Hollywood casting agents) probably think she belongs to.

The latina who speaks with a strong accent.

But nope. 🤷🏼‍♀️

She's not that at all. 🤷🏼‍♀️