Eddie: What’s it called when a witch takes a bath??
Chae: I’m trying to work, Sungjun.
Eddie: Witchy-washy!
Chae: *deep sigh*
Eddie: *W H E E Z E*
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Slytherin: How'd you break your hand? Gryffindor: I was fighting a death eater. Slytherin: *raises eyebrows incredulously* Gryffindor: Okay I punched a vending machine. In my defence it didn't give me my chocolate bar.
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skulky: oh my god...this is unbelievable...it says right here ur a little bitch
mouldy: why must u hurt me like this?
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Friend: YOU CANT HIT THEM
Me: *shrugs* the sparrow flies south for the winter
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Dae *sees someone too attractive*: I AM OFFENDED
Dae: Sexually Offended
Dae:
Jung:
Dae: Wait, no that sounds a bit...
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