#sadpants

[clover-simp]

oh dear.

#captain underpants #the epic tales of captain underpants #tetocu #melvin sneedly #captain underpants melvin #art #alternate universe #digital art #captain underpants au #melvin sneedly aus #Fear AU #Fear!Melvin #Fear #gloom(sad!melvin) #gloom #sad!melvin #captain sadpants #alternate universes #ginger #ginger nerd #nerd #nerds #digital artist #artists on tumblr

[oscill4te]

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"...Why dont they get a clue and stop living? ... Some animals are such losers they have to signs made to stop you (from) hitting them. (Such) sadpants animals should not exist..."

waynes opinions on animals. wayne is relatable because my inner monologue is very hateful and angry too LOL

also this book has sooo many grammar issues. idk if its to showcase that wayne doesnt quite grasp grammar well (bc I know in the ep, 6th senselessness, they poke fun at how rushed/incomplete his inner monologue is, in the dream scene), or if this book, Twinsanity, was just. rushed. lol. i think its the latter bc the grammar issues happens to others chars in the book like Tony and Wendy lol. but despite that, this is still my favorite book in the CT series.

#ct posting

[sillyunicorn]

Snowbaz Mad Libs #2-4

Thank you @facewithoutheart for your words for my Snowbaz mad libs game and for requesting all three stories! Thank you also for the beta help and fluffing up stories 1 and 2 ❤️

(Christina notes that although she did read the stories ahead of time she did not look at them when coming up with her word list)

Every Rainbow Loyalty

Simon complained all the way down the corridor, feeling sadpants. Baz had called him a badger earlier, and it really stung, even though it was hardly the first time Baz had insulted him that way. Simon wasn’t sure what he’d do when he saw Baz next.

Suddenly, Penny poked her head out of the Sex Education classroom.

“Simon!” she exclaimed. “Where have you been? Gareth was just about to show us how to treat wands. I know you don’t want to miss that.”

Simon sighed. Penny was always pulling him into her helpless adventures (although she would say the opposite was true).

The activity ended up taking eleventy billion hours, so it was late when Simon finally got back to their room. Simon didn’t mind though; any time away from Baz was probably for the best.

“Holy tits!” Baz shouted when Simon opened the door to their room. “You can’t just barge in like that when I’m feeling!”

“Oh yeah?” Simon said. “What are you going to do about it, you little nargle?”

Simon stared Baz down; both eyes narrowed and one hand on his hip.

“This,” Baz said, and kissed him.

Snakes and ladders, Simon thought. Things were starting to make a whole lot more sense.

Before Baz could pull away, Simon kissed him back.

And back, and back, and back.

When Loyalty is Rainbow

Baz sighed. University life was turning out to be less glamorous than the movies. In addition to a crush on his best friend and roommate, he had a big test in Sex Education tomorrow, and he’d already spent eleventy-billion hours studying for it. The whole situation made him feel downright sadpants.

He heard Simon feeling in the other room, and thought about giving up studying and seeing if Simon wanted to treat some wands instead. Simon was usually up for that. (Simon always being up for whatever Baz wanted was part of the problem, honestly.)

Suddenly there was a helpless knock on the door. Simon ran out of his room to open it.

“Gareth!” Simon said. “How’ve you been? You look like a nargle.”

“I don’t know what that is, but holy tits! Put on your hottest outfit because the Snakes and Ladders are playing at that club downtown.”

Simon turned to Baz. “What do you think?”

“Sure,” Baz said, giving up on his studying at last. He’d been working harder than a badger and if he didn’t know it by now, he never would. (Plus, seeing Simon dressed up was something he wouldn’t pass up, exam or no exam.)

Simon beamed at him, and Baz felt it ignite something in his chest. Tonight, he promised himself. Tonight he’d tell Simon how he really felt.

Baz put on his best suit, Simon threw his arm around his shoulders, and together they complained out into the night.

Once Upon a Rainbow Loyalty

Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince, who lived in a helpless tower with his eleventy billion badgers.

One day, his parents announced that he was to be married, which the prince did not want.

To avoid his impending betrothal, he told his parents that he was, in fact, already in love.

“His name is Simon,” he told his parents. “And we have already pledged our love to one another.”

In fact, he and Simon had made no such promises. But he knew he could get Simon to agree. You see, he and Simon had once treated some wands together under a full moon, and that does create a certain bond.

The prince sent Gareth to fetch Simon, who looked quite sadpants when he finally appeared.

“Sorry for the wait, sire, I was wrestling with some nargles. Snakes and ladders, there’s another one!” He pulled it out of his hair and quickly squashed it under his boot.

“I see,” the prince said, questioning every life choice that had led him to this moment.

“So what was it you wanted with me? More help with your Sex Education lessons?” Simon waggled his eyebrows.

“That was one time,” the prince seethed. “And no. I need you to pretend to be in love with me so my parents won’t make me marry someone else.”

“Holy tits!” Simon said. “I never thought this was how I’d be proposed to. Don’t you think we should do some, I don’t know, feeling first?”

The prince sniffed haughtily. “I’m not asking you to marry me, just pretend to be in love with me.”

“Well alright,” Simon said. “Actually, I don’t think that will be that difficult. You see, I’ve been in love with you ever since you asked me to complain with you in the forest that one time.”

“Really?” the prince asked.

“Yep,” Simon said. “So, will you marry me?”

“Nothing would make me happier,” the prince replied. And they lived happily ever after.

#snowbaz madlibs #sadpants

[themotogirl]

sometimes I just think about all the shit I've fucked up recently and just wanna go to sleep and not wake up. I want to scratch at something till it turns red...

#late night thoughts with angela #sadpants #lol this is probably depression rearing its ugly head

[thedorfmirrin]

I dont know much about cwookie the runs but i sure as heck adore this design with my whole heart

#cookie run #ice juggler cookie #icecream #aesthetic #dorf's art #digital art #cookies #sweets #clown #little bby sadpants..

[notebookishtype]

Why?!

Why are you eating my posts Tumblr app?!

#notebookish #sadpants

[corkcollector-blog]

mister sadpants is back at it again!!

#mr. sp #mister sadpants

[lowkeyed1]

so my hair is long and i have an appointment in a couple hours and i'm going to get like six inches taken off it at least. and normally i'm like i cannot WAIT to get this heavy mass of in-my-way hair out of my way again but this time i feel a little sadpants about it and it is in my way a little and i think my neck may be a little bothered? but in the past it was always super painful at this length and felt like a real burden. it's only slightly a pain right now and before i've liked my hair about the same at every length. i haven't felt any particular attachment to it. and it's not like i'm getting it cut any shorter than i have before, but i just really like something about it this time. and i'm wondering if it's a gender thing. because it's definitely mermaid hair at this point. it's inches past my shoulder, trailing away in crazy waves and spiral curls and weird swamp witch colors and i just like it. it's so femme but i like it. before i really got through my head that i was nonbinary, i was really uncomfortable being femme. and now that i'm at peace with my gender the femme stuff is more approachable to me. i'm enjoying this moment and i'm sad to make a change. but it's really gonna get out of control soon. it's crazy hair y'all. and it grows fast. and it might be good to step back and assess anyway. idk lol

actually now that i'm looking at this pic maybe i need more like 10 inches off, fuck it. i love it but it'll be back

#okay i feel better #now that i babbled about it #lol #gender stuff

[kirksfattitties]

HEY mr fattitties i LOVE your Bear Sadpants

(referencing this)

thank you!! they’re some of my FAVORITE pj pants!! i got them at a thrift store for like $5 and they have served me well 😌✨🐻💚🤎

#asks #askgame #kinda?? #not star trek #im ggonna pause on answering asks for now bc im hungy and need to go get food

[nooowestayandgetcaught]

Failure where lmao? The amount of content you produce is INSANE fr, like it's honestly jaw dropping. And for the fandom that I read in (Banana Fish) it's really good work, too

😭😭😭💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙

I had a project I was gonna do,,,,, but I decided to go it at the wrong time when not enough interest is being generated in the fandom(s) right now,,,,, and I knew this instinctively,,,,,, but didn't listen and put it off so now I'm just a sadpants mcsads.

You are incredibly kind to say that. Thank you, dude. I promise too that I haven't abandoned the Banana Fish. I gotta get back in and finish it up. I'm excited for it!💪🙌

#ask

[rprambles]

i’ve finally managed to make a Jedi Knight that I don’t drop after two planets that isn’t salty af at everything

Marcus Kalar, sadpants jedi who is most comfortable when impervious to most physical forms of attack. Was a padawan at the Jedi Temple during the Sacking of Coruscant and witnessed Sith killing his master. Had to take a few years to recover from that, and he still struggles sometimes but he’s doing his best.

#tae plays swtor #i had to grind heroics for three days to get that armor set #and it was worth it #marcus kalar

[clover-simp]

Bloom(Sad!Melvinborg) is concerned about who they're with now.

#captain underpants #the epic tales of captain underpants #melvin sneedly #tetocu #captain underpants melvin #alternate universe #captain underpants au #gacha #Angry AU #Sad AU #captain sadpants #captain angrypants #Daxx(Angry!Melvinborg) #Bloom(Sad!Melvinborg) #cyborg

[natureboyrico]

Me being sad that I have to go back to wearing pants on a regular basis again.

#capetown #rickyontherun #sadpants

[elliswriting]

11/11/11 Tag Game! Part 2!

tagged by: @bookenders 

rules: answer 11 questions, ask 11 questions, tag 11 people! 

What’s your favorite snack?

All snacks are good snacks but I’m a big fan of applesauce at the moment ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What’s your personal theme song?

I am really into this remix of Hazy Shade of Winter at the moment. I was into The Bangles as a kid for a brief period of time, and when I heard this remix 👌👌

Who would be your superhero sidekick? What are your names/uniforms/powers/aesthetic(s)?

Bold of you to assume I wouldn’t be the sidekick. My girlfriend says I would be Dr. SadPants and my powers would be ��the ability to cry on command and the ability to smell a potato from a mile away” “and like, you could flood shit with your tears. it’s not like a little cry, people are gonna drown” The uniform would be pink, for sure.

If you could have one author/writer give you advice on something in your story, who would it be and what would you ask?

That is a great question and I have no idea how to answer it. 

Which of your characters has changed the most from your initial concept of them?

Definitely Erme. Erme started off as Jason, a blonde-haired, blue eyed, Mary-Sue non-love interest, and now they’re the pan/poly/genderfluid POC that stole my MC’s heart and my original plot

What’s your favorite title? And how do you title your own stories?

I really love the Daisy series titles. Book one is “The Romantic Trials and Troubles of Daisy Fraisier (Or: “Why I Should Have Been a Nun”). The next two follow the same naming pattern. But I’m actually really bad at titles. I tend to half-ass one at some point and then have a hard time untitling it that and that’s what I wind up with.

What kind of pens do you like?

I like pens that flow well but that aren’t too inky? I don’t like feeling like I’m scratching the paper but I don’t want to smear it either. 

How willing are you to change/tweak parts of your stories based on feedback you receive anonymously or from a respected friend?

I mean I definitely give other people’s thoughts a thought. I know I’m really close to these stories, and objective looks can be useful. The whole Daisy trilogy falling apart and getting reworked with new love interests and endings happened because of a suggestion from some friends, so? 

What interests/fascinates you about the setting(s) you chose for your WIP(s)?

I love world building. Like.....too damn much. So I guess the actual building of it?

Of what you’ve written so far, what is your favorite scene/part?

Honestly probably the first scene. It’s just 1.8k of Daisy being a disaster bi and Erme shamelessly flirting back before I destroy everything

What do you love about stories?

They keep me entertained. I couldn’t imagine a mind without a hundred fictional universes and stories to scour through day in and day out.

Now for my questions:

What genre do you write?

Are you a planner, pantser, or planster?

What is your approach to research?

What POV is your novel? Why are you writing it this way?

Do you know how your story ends before you start writing?

When creating characters, what comes first: appearance, backstory, motivation, personality, something else?

What trope do you actually like?

How did you come up with your title?

If your WIP had a theme song, what would it be?

How has your MC developed, not within the plot, but since you first created them?

Your MC faces certain death.  What are their last words?

Tagging my tag list and some mutuals!: @alessia-writes @jess---writes @kaigods @mastery-in-procrastination @abalonetea @the-real-rg @lookslikechill @marswriting @pens-swords-stuff @phloxxiing @imaghostwriter

[jangledisk]

sorrowbob sadpants

#spongebob the musical #spongebob musical #my art #older art but 2 same sad boys #ain't vent art gr8 #forgot 2 post

[thedorfmirrin]

Unrelated to anything but my gosh dern i am so hackling sab and dont even kno why

#sad #im just constantly so sad #even when i try so hard i end up still am a sadpants all the time #lols i feel that must be odd bc i natually talk overly happily and hyperish... #idk.. #vent #sketchy doodles #dorf's art #oh and a small habby comfort... hed honestly hate to see how depresssed i am so often haha #((.... i wish he was real......i want some sort of comfort irl...)) #also just saying my sweetheart who lives in texas is experiencing a rough time with the power outages and cant even talk to me ... #thats not helping tbh ;; #mirrin stop moping #sorry just wanted to express vent I might delete this later