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reficu1 · 2 years

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Reaction to the fact that someone tried to kill you

Makota Naegi: You've become good friends with him during your stay at Hope's Peak, so it's safe to say that his luck extends to you as well. Passing by honey. Strange noises were heard from a crack in the doorway in the office. Not afraid, Makoto opened the door and saw how they were trying to kill you. Thus scared off your killer. Don't worry, everyone will know your killer.

Kyoko Kirigiri: As usual, walking around the school, but not on the first floor. A strange feeling could not leave her, which was leading to the scene of a future crime. When he met Makoto, it was clear from his face that something had happened. She approached with a quick step. I saw your killer and you with hematomas on your body. Now he is watching him.

Celestia Ludenburg: “Someone here can't adapt?” still with this mask says Celes. Surprisingly, you also have a good relationship with her. Can't do anything against your killer. But now the two of you are walking around, and the mangaka is around the corner as bait.

Byakuya Togami: “Well, Makoto? Will you continue to say that no one will kill anyone?” He found a reason to mock. Because of this attempt, he began to look both ways. Thinks you need to be careful. Has nothing against you.

Toko Fukawa: Began to be rude to this killer, so that Byakuya finds it difficult to shut up the writer's verbal flow. Just like Byakuya is watching you. Sometimes he stumbles upon a mangaka, then she forgets everything and a big concert begins.

Genocide Jack: Every time she sees the killer, she starts looking for a rope to tie his corpse, as she usually does with victims. But each time he sneezes and another performance begins.

Aoi Asahin: The only one who decided to help you and treat your wounds. Crying, she doesn't want to lose you. Thinking about how to get revenge on your killer. After all, there will be no execution.

Sakura Ogami: That under-killer almost killed you and brought Aoi to tears. Took advantage of your underdeveloped strength. Well, he's obviously been walking around like a minefield the rest of the time.

Yasuhiro Hagakure: “I knew it!” did the layout on the cards and he got death, a man with a frame and an angel. He thinks that he would have sat even longer, then he would have figured out who it was. And so Yasuhiro, like a bell. If the killer comes into view, he starts screaming. Warning that a leper is coming.

Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair

Hajime Hinata: “Oh my god, Y/N!” you were attacked in the building, but you ran out of there and ran into Hajime. Here he explains the whole situation. He lifted it to everyone's ears. Now your killer is being held in the same way as Nagito. You are his girlfriend, he was worried.

Nagito Komaeda: “Oh, I'm not the only one who had plans” they are sitting in the same room, tied. Your killer is unlucky to be in the same room as him. As I understand it, he is already thinking why I was not executed??? And so, you liked him. So, sits and comes up with a second assassination attempt.

Chiaki Nanami: Quietly approached you when no one was with you. I hugged you. Not afraid for you. You're alive and the guys will take care of your killer.

Mahiru Koizumi: "It's so mean, you're acting like a man," Mahiru, who has turned pale, mumbles under her breath. Very worried. He staggers from the killer and won't let you in.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: "Hah, you managed to escape and betray the killer," that's all the yakuza said. Who knows what he meant. It would be better if she died and he was executed, or did he praise you like that?

Ibuki Mioda: Shock. For a while I thought you were a zombie. During this time, I came up with a new song, which I sang to you after your amendment.

Nekomaru Nidai: At that moment I was in the toilet. When he came out, it was already difficult to tear one person away from the killer. Together with Soda, they tied him up and threw him to Komaede.

Akane Owari: "Oh, it's time to test your strength," Akane began to warm up. You two love to eat. I do not want to lose such a fellow.

Peko Pekoyama: Walks around you and tries to make sure himself and you that everything will be all right. Won't let him near you. Yes, and when everyone else.

Hiyoko Saionji: “You are so disgusting that death does not want for you...” Peko's menacing look did not allow her to agree. Everything is as usual.

Sonya Nevermind: Together with Mikan, they did the dressing. Asking others to look after you. He thinks that he would be the most worthless killer. And now he considers you a good runner.

Kazuichi Soda: Catching your killer. He ran with a rope, like a butterfly. Until Nekomaru intervened and crushed that butterfly with his body.

Gundam Tanaka: He watched the butterfly catch and closed the eyes of the hamsters. Often began to follow you as a shadow. But more often he sends animals.

Mikan Tsumiki: “R-r-anas are shallow-b-b-side, so that it's not-not scary,” her cod.

Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony

Kaede Akamatsu: Opened the door to the office and saw a picture of you being strangled. She screamed, betraying herself. The killer had already thought about the second victim. But then a passing person intervened.

Shuichi Saihara: Strange sounds and intuition directly shouted that it was worth going in that direction. I ran to the place. I saw a receding shadow, and two bad-looking girlfriends. When he found out the name of the one who did it, he told everyone.

K1-B0: Rushed to check on your condition.

Maki Harukawa: She was that person. Took and broke the killer. What surprised the others, but the main thing was defended by Y/N. You made friends with this girl.

Kaito Momota: "Did he try to kill you?" He's torn in half. It seems right to go to the dream, but it seems that you are his girlfriend, whom she does not want to lose.

Himiko Yumeno: She was too lazy to tell you. And this whole situation was exhausting for her. Therefore, when you are left alone, it will fall into your arms.

Rantaro Amami: “Excuse me, what?” the guy was worried. Ran around you like a stung bee.

Ryoma Hoshi: The only one who suggested that he somehow isolate this killer so that there would be no second attempt.

Kirumi Tojo: “Honey, are you hurt a lot?” Mommy is interested. After all, the truth worries. Thinks you need to do one less serving.

Anji Yonaga: She was praying at that moment. So, when she found out about what had happened, she told everyone about her prayer. Shares with you his positive.

Tenko Chyabashira: “Here you are!” Tenko shouts at the killer. First of all, as I saw him, I decided to shout so that everyone knew where he was. And then I went to try new aikido techniques on it.

Korekiyo Shinguji: Stopped Chabashira. After all, this is wrong. Although in my head it is already breaking the bones of your offender.

Miu Iruma: I tuned K1-B0 better. So that he can help you. Doesn't want to be nice.

Gonta Gokuhara: "Oh, n-no," Gonta began to cry. Ran to you to learn everything firsthand. After that, he began to walk with you and lead like a true gentleman.

Kokichi Oma: His deceitful mask was gone for a few seconds. But he started his game again. Just started getting your killer. Bringing him to emotions. Showing that he acted very stupidly.

Tsumugi Shirogane: "That's awful, I hope you're okay," Tsumugi began to speak softly and sweetly. Stroking on the head. It looks very strange.

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rantahead · 4 months

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This is your idea of a Hokage?

If you couldn't tell by the title, this is an anti Sarada post, keep scrolling if you're not into that

Let's begin with the outfit:

ok, so the pose is just… she looks like a wanna be prostitute. Sakura didn’t even dress this way when she was OLDER than Salad, let alone when she WAS her age.

let’s start with the heels. even Tsunade didn’t wear heels that high when she, too, was OLDER than Salad. how can she fight in those? I’m surprised she hasn’t hurt her ankles yet.

those gloves… I have nothing to say about them, they’re normal.

her miniskirt tho, ewww! she has nothing to show at the bottom, but in the Chunin Exams arc, when she stopped when Bolt was attacked, you could see her fucking underwear. it just me hard moving in that ugly ass miniskirt.

the top, oh my god. what if she had a chest? it would be revealed.

her hairstyle too. that is the most disgusting hair style in the entire series.

the glasses, oh don’t get me started. they suit Karin, but Salad, it makes her look even more disgusting and I didn’t think that was possible.

with this design, at least she’s modest (not that much tho). I still stand corrected with her hair style and glasses 🤮.

I have so many things wrong with her timeskip design.

her hairstyle is a lame copy of Bolt’s. she tried and failed.

the outfit! It’s going to fucking fall off her. I’m just waiting for her to be in battle and it to just slip down and show her chest (not that she is one) and it will only be connected at her waist and lower. it also must be uncomfortable moving with such short shorts.

the jacket is a BIG no no. it’s gonna fall off her shoulders. it also looks like a bad copy of Bolt’s jacket, like her hairstyle. she admires Bolt so much that she’s a cheap copy of him (🤢🤮).

her shoes, oh my god. they, too, look like they’re about to fall off. how can she fight in those ugly things? I can’t wait for her to be in the middle of battle, trip in those ugly heels, fall face first on the ground, and break her glasses.

she’s inappropriate (this is probably the biggest board):

there’s plenty more scenes, but I just couldn’t fit them.

she’s always hiding behind people’s backs:

there’s so many more and let alone all the ones in the anime, but I couldn’t fit anymore on there, but there’s so much more.

like, can’t she defend herself??? some Hokage she is gonna be. if she’s like this then I want Iwabe as Hokage.

her Sharingan/Mangekyou awaking was the dumbest and lamest thing in the whole Naruto universe:

she’s rude to her “friends”:

she hit Bolt and drags him and shouts at him. she ditched Mitsuki because he was Orochimaru’s son. she spent an entire arc crying for a dad, and when she got one, she was rude and mean to him. she wanted to ditch Sakura because she thought she wasn’t her mother. she was rude to Kawaki and said he should use his past to justify his actions, which is ironic consider she has done the same thing.

her personality:

don't even get me started

she's a crybaby

she thinks she's oh so good yet needs saving

Mary Sue

rude to people

underestimates her enemies and ends up needing to be saved

overestimates her abilities

constantly belittling Boruto for the tiniest things even tho he's BETTER than her

always shouting

picking fights with anyone

she's dumb

I could go on and on.

she’s such a crybaby:

she cried when she first met Sasuke and he didn’t even show any emotion, goes to show how little he cared about her. she cried when she couldn’t bring the dummy fish alive. she cried for no reason when she questioned Sasuke about her mom. and she cried for no reason when they were fighting Shin.

at this rate, she’s becoming more and more of a lame and useless girl with a boring backstory. I hate her, her looks, her personality, and her in general.

my concerns for her at that she’ll never amount to anything, she’ll go blind by 20, maybe 18, she won’t achieve her dream, she’ll become the most hated character, she will get killed off. I have so many concerns about the direction this character is going.

enjoy Salad’s real face:

#anti sarada uchiha #anti sarada #boruto

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uenodivision · 5 months

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RISE FROM DEAD (Six Pack Ver.)

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[Lana:]

Venturing into the realm of the dead? Now that is suicide!

On behalf of all the spirits in this place, you won't leave here alive!

[Itsuki:]

As the guardian, I stand my ground

I will not bend, nor fall down!

[Kanade:]

The graveyard is my second home

Intrude upon it, and you're gone!

[Aranai:]

Back for a second round? Usually, people only need one lesson

That's f'ing fine with me. I needed to lay off some aggression!

[Shisuta:]

Hear me now!

As long I've God, I refuse to back down!

[Kisouna:]

Criticizing the law?

Foolish criminal, you'll only fall!

[Aoba:]

First time on the scene, but I feel no shame

I promise that before this is over, you'll remember my name!

[Kunio:]

Step on stage with a smile and a wink

It'll be over soon, so don't blink!

[Natsume:]

In my hands, lies your destiny

Disrespect me, you'll pay the penalty!

[Sanyu:]

Thrown aimlessly to the side, like we were nothing but yesterday's trash!

But we stood right back up on our feet, ready and prepared to make a splash!

[Tasuku:]

The stage of battle has been set

Are you prepared? Then place your bet!

[Ming:]

We refuse to let this hold us back

We'll continue together, that's a fact!

[Sayaka:]

Still soaring through the air, all of the sky is my domain

Until this rap battle is over, I will not release my claim!

[Lola:]

With a swag in my step

It's time for me to represent!

[Kureha:]

The darkness has returned

Your fatal end has been confirmed!

[Kanon:]

The voices inside my mind, they sometimes drive me insane

But I'll listen to them now, as both my cohorts dig your grave!

[Reika:]

A fatal gasp from your breathe

As you are finally laid to rest!

[Sakura:]

Satisfying listening to you as cry

Die, fucker, die!

[Six Pack:]

Rise up

RISE FROM THE DEAD!!

A plot you can believe in

Carve it together

YOU’LL BE FREE!!

All our lingering emotional strife

The thoughts piled up in this mic

Time won't turn back

Frustrating

But it's irreplaceable

This world

A new era

We'll build it (Oh!)

We'll surely reach there

Heading towards tomorrow, break the chain!

[Lana:]

The three of us combined are more than enough a match for you

But lay a hand on either of them, and the end result is your doom!

[Itsuki:]

Facade, Tsuki, and Spooky

Leading you to rest is our eternal duty!

[Kanade:]

Think we'll lose to you? Oh no!

We rule this city of Kyoto!

[Aranai:]

You must be a glutton for punishment, coming back knowing the result!

Think you can just waste my time? What a fuckin' insult!

[Shisuta:]

RoD, The Saint, and Verdict

Our team, like God, is perfect!

[Kisouna:]

Disturbing Ueno's peace?

My grip on you will not release!

[Aoba:]

As the ashes from the fire rise, and your blood hits the street

A small grin appears on my face, as I finally feel complete!

[Kunio:]

Moriarty, Wanderer, and Arsene

No, this is not a dream!

[Natsume:]

I'm ready to go

Onto the city of Kumamoto!

[Sanyu:]

The "normal" people look at us, and think that we're already done

But they are unaware, that we have only just begun!

[Tasuku:]

The Rogue, Katame, and Ming

We're all ready to do this thing!

[Ming:]

The Fukuoka children

Their futures, I'll continue building!

[Sayaka:]

I don't care what harm or dangers fall upon me

As long as the people I care for can live their lives free!

[Lola:]

Don't worry, Butterfly

The Goddess and Night are forever by your side!

[Kureha:]

This precious town of Saitama

We'll protect it from all drama!

[Kanon:]

You idiotic fools discarded me, like I was done for

But as I return from the darkness, I'm now ready to settle the score!

[Reika:]

Belladonna, Hyde, and Renegade

The last names you'll ever hear!

[Sakura:]

Step foot in Shizuoka,

I'll make sure you fuckin' disappear!

[Six Pack:]

Rise up

RISE FROM THE DEAD!!

A plot you can believe in

Carve it together

YOU’LL BE FREE!!

All our lingering emotional strife

The thoughts piled up in this mic

Time won't turn back

Frustrating

But it's irreplaceable

This world

A new era

We'll build it (Oh!)

We'll surely reach there

Heading towards tomorrow, break the chain!

RISE FROM THE DEAD!! (Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey)

YOU’LL BE FREE!! (Hey, Hey, Ahhhh!)

Time won't turn back

Frustrating

But it's irreplaceable

This world

A new era

We'll build it (Oh!)

We'll surely reach there

Heading towards tomorrow, break the chain!

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leviathanverse · 5 months

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Chapter 12: Infected wounds

You sat next to your boss, nodding off for a few seconds before jerking awake. It was late, and you refused to sleep while Zohakuten went out to either go hunting or patrolling his forest.

" Ngh- fuck..."

You held your leg, the one that had been shot. The bandages were old and dirty by now, and the wound might have even gotten infected as you didn't care for it that much. You nodded off again, but jerked awake again. You looked at your unconscious boss with tired eyes, still wondering how Zohakuten found her.

Did she go out of her way to look for you? Did she want to see if you were dead? Or if you were alive? You had questions, but had no answers for them.

" Fucking shit! That wound is definitely infec- ngh!"

You gritted your teeth as another wave of pain blossomed in your leg. You now regretted not asking Zohakuten to heal your injuries. Well, the one that gave you a hard time.

You had tears in your eyes, nodded off several times while jerking awake to keep an eye out for anything that could hurt you and your boss. You wanted to give in to sleep, but what dangers lurked outside while Zohakuten was gone? You didn't know, but you sure as hell hoped that there were no dangers lurking outside Zohakuten's cave.

You prayed for any God to give you mercy, to not get mauled by predatory dragons that wanted nothing more than to eat flesh. You shivered as you thought about it. You didn't want to get eaten, not again.

Sakura stirred in her sleep and you immediately turned to look at her. Your tears poured heavily, crying out of happiness this time. You saw her open her eyes, and immediately lunged yourself at her, embracing her as if she would disappear if you let her go.

" Huh- Y/N! OH MY FUCKING G- YOU'RE ALIVE!"

She hugged you back tightly as soon as she had opened her eyes. You hugged her back just as tightly back. You both sobbed, and you were just happy to see her. You didn't want to let her go, not after seeing her after... possibly a few days!

" I knew that you weren't dead! I knew I was right! Oh- my poor fucking baby! You were probably so scared! Oh my poor sweet worker!"

You didn't believe that you were thought to be dead, but found yourself to not care about it. The moment was short lived, however as you began to hiss in pain.

" Y/n? What's wrong?"

" Fucking- ngh! Bullet wound- agh!"

You pulled away from the embrace and put pressure on the leg where the bullet wound was. You gritted your teeth, eyes narrowed to glare at the wound as if the wound itself offended you.

" Oh sweet tea-! Did you treat it?!"

" Yeah- right before Zohakuten chased me into a fucking hole. Gah-!"

" O-okay! When was that?!"

She had sat up by now and sat on her knees. Sh really was too good to be your boss. Too good for this horrible and cruel world. Even if she didn't show how much she cared for all of her workers.

" The night of my mission. This hurts like a bitch!"

" Oh- oh dear! And don't fucking swear!"

You didn't laugh at how she told you to not swear by swearing herself. You held your leg tighter, if possible. The pain throbbed in your leg, and you dared not to see if it had swollen or increased in redness. She reached out to you, placing her one arm behind your head while placing the other on your chest and carefully laid you down.

" I just realized- what happened to my wound?"

" Zohakuten healed it- ngh!"

You tensed up when the pain was almost unbearable to the point you wanted to scream. You closed your eyes, trying to tell your mind to numb the blasted wound a bit. To ease the pain!

You felt someone open your mouth and put a piece of cloth inside, lifting your head to tie it around your head. You opened one eye, tears of pain dripped down your face as you looked at her.

" I know how much it hurts. Scream. It'll be muffled by the cloth. Trust me."

And scream you did. It was muffled, just like she said. You closed your eyes, more tears poured down your face as the pain increased with each passing second.

You felt Sakura's hands remove your from your thigh where the fuckers got you. You turned your hands to claw at the ground for support as all this happened.

" My fucking- this is not good.... Y/n... the wound is fucking beyond infected! Stay here while I go look for some natural herbs to ease the pain!"

" Ngh- n-no."

" ... Okay... I'll stay with you..."

You grunted in pain, reaching out for her hand which she gladly lent you. You squeezed it to try and get all of the pain out from your body. To let the pain fly away, for the pain to leave your body.

" I'm so fucking- ngh! Tired- gah! I hate this pain so much!"

" Rest now... your poor body needs the energy to fight the infection..."

You didn't want to rest! You felt the need to protect her! To prevent anything from bringing harm to her! You couldn't bare to loose her, not like your parents... You couldn't loose more people you cared about... not again...

You felt yourself drift off into a peaceful slumber, despite the pain still present. You had tried to stay awake, but sleep had won the battle against consciousness. Hopefully you Sakura could handle herself. What were you thinking?! Of course she can handle herself! She wasn't given the title "Shadow Assassin" for no reason!

And you were gone, out like a light.

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#demon slayer #hantengu clones dragon au #dragon hantengu clones au #angry oc with a hatred for humans #The Hunter Assassin book #Karaku #Urogi #Sekido #Aizetsu #Zohakuten #Hantengu

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misslevy · 1 month

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So, with my friends we did an IWATEX au and what you read is how I imagined when my character, named Persica Beeballs, a botany professor, discovers that she is dead(you can save through a challenge but here you fail), seeing her wife Sakura as a fruit of her imagination. Enjoy!. [This scene was inspired by an episode of " Bojack Horseman "]

Persica desperately tried to contact Sakura; she needed help. She also needed to know if her wife was alive.

" Sakura? Honey are you there ?? Honey I... I need you! "

At one point Sakura was there with her, she was in the botany, she was there, she was fine !

'' Persica? "

At one point Sakura was there with her, she was in the botany, she was fine ! Persica turned around and as soon as she saw Sakura she jumped on her, hugging her, holding her tightly.

" Sakura! Thank god, thank god, Honey ! "

She was crying with happiness; she could not believe it.

" Oh Honey! Sakura, you're gonna save me right?? I had contacted you and"

" ... You came looking for me didn't you? "

Sakura looks at Persica doubtfully but with a sad look.

"Persica, why did you contact me? I had to protect the children, I couldn't save you ..."

Persica realizes what had really happened, it was as if hers whole life in that instant passed in front of her.

" You..You didn't come. "

Sakura nodded. Persica looked around to understand the situation and what had happened.

" Botany was breaking down, I got the Liar Plants out first...."

Sakura nodded again. Persica continues.

" And then... "

She turns around and sees distant figures, still approaching while staying far away and could see Vyvance with Mayo and with a body on the ground. She could see Vyvance holding that body tightly.

"Botany broke down and got me...."

Persica sits on the ground closing in on herself. Sakura reaches her on the ground, took her arm crossing her arms and resting her head in Persica's shoulder.

"It's too late, what's done is done."

Persica can no longer contain herself, she cried trying to keep herself from screaming.

"No..."

Sakura took her face bringing it closer to herself.

"There is nothing we can do, Persica. I am not real. "

Sakura took her hands and smiled at her..

"None of this is."

Persica exhales.

"So what can I do?"

" Persica, it's not matter. "

Persica sees in the same direction a fourth person, it was Sakura, was shouting her name and almost pushed Vyvance to hold Persica's body close to her, trying to wake her up.

" Well, if it doesn't matter...Can I stay here with you at least? "

Sakura nodded and silence was the only thing that could not spoil those last moments together.

Persica asked.

"How was your day?"

"It was good."

"Was it?"

Yeah..It was good."

#iwatex #iwatex au #i was a teenage exocolonist au #i was a teenage exocolonist #oc #oc ship #queer #misslevy #misslevypeaches

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shizuokadivision · 1 year

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Silent Tragedy Drama Track 1 - Now We Got Bad Blood

Pt. 2

— Kito-gumi Main Base, Torture Cells —

[Three young women are inside the cell room each one of them is chained to a chair. Unbeknownst to them Kanon, Reika, and Sakura are watching them struggle due to a camera from inside the room.]

Misaki Nobara[1]: Let us go!

Juri Nanami[2]: Do you know who we work for?

Kyoka Yukino[3]: Yeah! We can get you arrested for this!

[Sakura turns off the camera, an annoyed look on her face.]

Sakura: They've been like this ever since they got captured. It's annoying how pathetic they are.

Reika: Their voices are so grating. Like nails on a chalkboard.

Kanon: So these are the people Chuohku sent to represent Shizuoka. Tch. How unfortunate.

Sakura: So ready to get this show on the road?

[Kanon and Reika nod. Sakura walks to the door and opens it with the three of them entering inside to face the prisoners.]

Misaki: Who are you three?

Sakura: Wow you enter Shizuoka without any knowledge of the people who live here. Stupidity at its finest. I’ll enlighten you though. Names Sakura Kito. Head of the Kito Yakuza Family.

Reika: Reika Aichi. Socialite and alleged black widow. I would say pleased to meet you but I'm not.

Kanon: Dr. Kanon Hojo. Perhaps you heard of me?

[All three members of Chuohku gain a look of absolute terror at the mention of Kanon’s name. Kanon moves to stand in front of Misaki.]

Juri: The Devil's Scientist!

Kyoka: You're supposed to be dead! They said it was an explosion!

Kanon: Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated. The explosion did the job of making Chuohku think I'm dead.

Misaki: Not for long when we tell them you're alive!

Kanon: *cocks her head* Oh? Chuohku has sent multiple members to Shizuoka and each one of them has ended up strapped on my operating table. What makes you think you're leaving this room alive? Even better what makes you think you're leaving in one piece?

Misaki: W-w-what?

Kanon: *smiles psychotically* Did they not tell you? Every Chuohku member that enters Shizuoka ends up dead. Such a shame they didn't warn you.

[Kanon walks over to a cart in the corner of the room with a tarp covering it. Wheeling it in front of the three women and pulls the tarp off. To their horror, multiple instruments of torture lie on the cart.]

Kanon: Any preferences you two?

Reika: I want the carving knife.

Sakura: I'm feeling the pliers today.

[With a tool in each hand they stood in front of the trembling Chuohku members. Kanon in front of Misaki, Reika in front of Juri, and Sakura in front of Kyoka.]

Kanon: Try not to scream will you?

[Violent screams can be heard echoing throughout the Kito-gumi base mixed with the psychotic laughter of Kanon, Reika, and Sakura.]

— Later, Kito-gumi Main Base, Sakura’s Office —

[Kanon and Reika are sitting in front of Sakura’s desk with Sakura sitting in her office chair. All three of them are freshly showered with a new set of clothes. Sakura pulls out a bottle of alcohol along with three cups and pours drinks for the three.]

Sakura: God this is going to be such a headache. Chuohku was already a pain in the ass to deal with but trying to form a team in Shizuoka is pissing me off.

Reika: We worked so hard to remove their influence from Shizuoka. It'll be even harder with one of Chuohku’s pet teams trying their luck here.

Kanon: What if Shizuoka already had a team to represent them?

[Reika and Sakura stare at Kanon. The implications of her words hitting them.]

Sakura: Kanon you're not suggesting we enter the Division Rap Battles ourselves?

Kanon: Why not? We have the mics and the letter to enter the selection tournament and Chuohku doesn't get a chance to try to control Shizuoka.

Reika: She’s not wrong.

Sakura: Reika and I can't even rap. Do you even know how to rap Kanon?

Kanon: *glares* In case you've forgotten I was one of the scientists who developed the Hypnosis Mics. So yes I know how to rap Sakura.

Reika: You can't deny that the idea has merit Sakura.

[Sakura feels her weariness at the idea fade the longer Kanon and Reika stare at her. Sakura drops her shoulders and lets out a sigh]

Sakura: Fine. Kanon is teaching us how to rap.

Kanon: Excellent.

[Kanon picks up the case]

Reika: Where are you taking them?

Kanon: To my lab. There are some modifications I need to make to the microphones before we use them. Now then my building tomorrow be there.

[Kanon leaves the office carrying the case with her.]

Sakura: What's the likelihood Kanon is using this as her chance for revenge?

Reika: Very.

Sakura: So what do we do?

Reika: The same thing we've always done. Make sure Kanon doesn't slip any further.

To be continued...

Misaki Nobara - Chuohku member and leader of the team Otome Tohoten picked out for Shizuoka. 26 years old.

Juri Nanami - Chuohku member and 2nd member of the team Otome Tohoten picked out for Shizuoka. 25 years old.

Kyoka Yukino - Chuohku member and 3rd member of the team Otome Tohoten picked out for Shizuoka. 25 years old.

#hypnosis microphone #hypnosis mic #hypmic #hypmic oc #hypnosis mic oc #shizuoka division #silent tragedy #kanon hojo #reika aichi #sakura kito #drama track

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tsuki-sennin · 2 years

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Okay! I'm mentally prepared! Kamen Rider Revice, Episode 33! The Gay One (TM)

Will I be chanting in jubilation or face overwhelming despair? Only God knows the answer. Are we ready to die?

-Picking up right where we left off, where Ikki whiffs his Rider Kick to avoid hitting Sakura.

-Sakura's been carrying this whole show, I stg man.

-This is like the gayest shit in the universe, I love it.

-Oh! Dr. Akemi's still alive! That's great! ...has she really been here alone this whole time? I mean, I know Akaishi's super secretive so he probably locked his office up like a bank vault, but I figured George would've checked in here.

-Goddamn! You got moves, girl!

-Oh Jesus Christ he's bullet proof.

-Ohhhhh, there he is! Vail in full form!

-"Damn, oxygen is tasty."

-"Epic, here's some drugs!"

-Man.

-Ahhhh, Aguilera in the aquarium.

-"Dude, Mrs. Igarashi made me clean out the washing machine filter the other day, and when I did a good job she said I was helpful :D"

-Help your sister, Vice!

-In the deepest darkness of the mind of Sakura Igarashi... there is Lovekov.

-Teen angst.

-I see Lovekov decorates in Pinkie Pie Modern. Classy.

-She speaks! :O

-"Beat it, bitch boy!"

-Wait, wait!

-"Fuck rank, it's Justice Time."

-This truly has been a Dai-chan moment.

-Damn, she ain't doing enough for an embodiment of her own weakness. Goddamn.

-Oooooooooooooooooooogh, that looks horrible! Ow!

-Wow... Aguilera's truly alone.

-"FBI OPEN UP!"

-Given all the awful shit Akaishi does, I'm not sure I wanna know what he did to make her catatonic like that.

-Punch his ass out, Dai-chan!

-"Finally, Sakura Igarashi... with our legendary final duel, I will find the ultimate fulfillment. Either I fall in battle at the hands of the woman I admire, or I truly become strong by taking her life. Only between you and I, in this perfect aquarium backdrop, soon, I shall-"

-"Fuck that, you wanna just hang out?"

-"Ehhh?"

-THE EMPHASIS

-Bestie Montage~!

-VAIL APPEARS

-Dad Demon!

-"Dude, my sister's on a date! Get outta here!"

-Omg he trusts Tamaki-kun :sob:

-Daaaaamn, even without transforming, Vail's pretty tough!

-Oh god, he can just add things onto himself!

-That's pretty neat!

-Hell yeah, throwbacks to earlier in the season!

-Ooooooh, even a Remix!

-"Oh God, he really is evil!"

-Sooooo, Dai-chan, did you not bring your TwoSiDriver?

-Fu-Rin-Ka-Zan!

-Hell yeah, beat his ass!

-Man didn't even have a scratch on him!

-Ice Cweam :3

-This truly was... a grand day out.

-Oh no... here it comes :(

-The duel is arriving.

-This poor girl truly sees no other option. Perhaps the duel of a lifetime is exactly what we need.

-Going my way~! Kamen Rider J-J-Jeanne~!

-I guess even you get the gravity of this situation, Hikaru-kun.

-Here comes the fan!

-Oh hi, George!

-Karate Girl's got a new present~!

-Shoebill Hibiki!

-Ohhhhhh, that's a cool-ass scythe.

-Aaaaand, there it is. The I love you.

-Even if she needs Gifu's own power.

-She's free now. A contract rendered null and void.

-Do you think that George made it a scythe to help sell the sense of death and rebirth? If so, that's pretty damn cool.

-"You're welcome, by the way."

-You've got a whole Sakura available... Hana-chan :)

-Yeah that's it, let it out.

-Bathtime!

-Ducks~!

-Love, love love, love~!

-LET'S GO LESBIANS LET'S GOOOO

-Hana Natsuki! Welcome to the Weekend~!

-Ladies, you have well and truly won this wonderful Sunday morning.

-And there it is! Our next stamp on the 0 filled out in short order. Wonder what else we're seeing?

-Oh shoot, Dai-chan focus! :O

-Next episode. We're going straight to hell.

#revive the vice: imprinted like stamps and fossils #kr revice #revice spoilers #kamen rider revice #kamen rider

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ujunxverse · 10 months

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Just me being petty but why is there such a drought of good shojo animes. Mangas are still very much alive but come onnn where is my card cardcaptor sakura, fruits basket, toradora core stuff. Like yeah shonen and josei are cool but OH GOD TAKE ME BACK TO WHEN ALL THE GOOD STUFF WAS SHOJO

you're so right. ngl i've completely fallen out of manga and anime too and i just read light novels oop- but yeah this is what i was talking about with my friends too. all genres in manga are dying because nobody is innovating anything anymore. i don't think i've ever been excited for anything anime-wise apart from chainsaw man, and honestly there's no new manga series out there that really make me want to delve into it and read.

now, manhwa on the other hand, is popping OFF. like idk what it is about korean creators these days but any media they make is so intriguing and original. like, i've just been reading manhwa lately, and it's the only stimulating comic i've engaged in since.

#ujuasks #ichi nini san

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naruhinamain · 3 years

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Day 3: Hand/You're in my head, even when you're not supposed to be

Submitted by HappyOcelot

A/N: Chapter 3 of “When I Look At You”

“Are you looking for Naruto, Hinata?” asked a weary Tenten.

Hinata nodded her assent and Tenten sighed in exasperation.

“He was put in the Extremity Damage Ward with Guy-sensei a few days ago.” She sighed again, like she was a seventy-year-old woman and not a seventeen-year-old girl. “I’ve just gotten back from visiting the two…”

Hinata was just about to ask why Naruto and Guy-sensei had an entire room to themselves, but then Tenten started muttering darkly under her breath. “Why me…ugh…we just got back to Konoha after a damned war…stupid youthful people…Brain Damage Ward, where are you…”

To say that her cousin’s teammate had seen better days was quite the understatement. Some weeds and twigs had gotten entangled in her hair buns, her nose was bandaged, and her ninja uniform was basically in shreds.

Then again, everyone looked the same, including her. But Hinata was one of the luckier ones. She’d suffered only from an extreme case of fatigue and eyestrain that she was fast recovering from.

Not like Neji.

And not like Naruto, whose entire right arm seemed to have been completely blown away.

Her heart had almost stopped when she’d laid eyes on the bloodied mess that his right side had become, right after emerging from the Infinite Tsukuyomi. She hadn’t gotten a chance to talk to him since.

“Anyway, Hinata, just go to the room in the right-hand corridor and you’ll find them,” Tenten said, stalking away. “Neji…why did you leave me to deal with them all by myself…why?”

It wasn’t hard to find Naruto. In fact, Tenten didn’t even need to give Hinata any directions. Someone (she strongly suspected it was Guy-sensei) was yelling about the “all the different seasons of youth,” so she took the cue and arrived at their hospital room.

Yeah, it was definitely Guy-sensei, lying there in the hospital bed, totally unfazed at having permanently destroyed his leg. And it was definitely Naruto, also lying there in the hospital bed, totally traumatized that he was forced to share a room with Guy-sensei until his recovery.

“Naruto, these injuries are only proof of our hot-blooded youthful courage!” Guy-sensei was yelling at the top of his lungs, even though Naruto was only six feet away. “To fully recover, I’ll do two thousand kicks with my right leg, and you do two thousand punches with your right hand!”

At that moment, Hinata understood Tenten’s pain and suffering completely.

Was this why they had to kept away from everyone else?

“Uber…Brows…sensei,” Naruto mumbled, his eyes glazed over, probably in sheer torment that someone was asking him to do punches with an arm that didn’t exist.

“I keep telling you…I don’t have a right hand anymore. I can’t do two thousand punches with it.”

Ah. Hinata was right after all.

Naruto’s eyes lit up when he saw her.

“Hinata!” he called out. “Hinata, is that you?”

She blinked at the desperation in his eyes, like he was begging her to save him from a burning building or something.

“Hinata, great timing!” said Guy-sensei. “Now’s your chance to – ”

“Get ramen with me!” Naruto bellowed.

Hinata stared at him in shock.

“Please, Hinata, I’ve been stuck eating hospital food for three days,” Naruto pleaded, affixing her with puppy dog eyes that were sparkling with tears. “It’s been torture. You’ve been in my head even when you’re not supposed to be.”

“H-huh?” What did he mean, she was in his head?

“Um…I mean, ramen has been in my head even when it’s not supposed to be!” He sprang out of bed, clearly dying to get away from the youthful insane person next to him. Then he swayed unsteadily, his face a milky white.

“Oh…I think I’m – ”

He collapsed to his knees with a loud thud. Alarm spiked in her chest.

“Naruto-kun! Are you okay?” She grabbed his shoulder, trying to hold him steady.

To her horror, blood was seeping through his hospital clothes, staining the pale green a shocking crimson.

Her breathing turned shallow. “I’ll go get the doctor, you’re still hurt.”

“No!”

She frowned. “But your arm, it needs to be – ”

“Uh…this has happened a lot over the past few days. Don’t worry about it.”

Hinata scowled at him. Why was he pretending to act all tough now of all times?

Then he grabbed her arm with his only remaining hand. She was startled at how cold and clammy it was, such a stark contrast to how she remembered it during the war.

“Please?” he whispered so that Guy-sensei couldn’t hear. “Um…just…just take a small trip with me to Ichiraku. Then I’ll go get my arm checked out, okay? I couldn’t get you…I mean…ramen out of my head.”

This was stupid. So, so stupid. Naruto’s shoulder was bleeding. Naruto’s right arm had been blasted off in a fight that he still refused to share the full details of. Naruto needed to see the doctor. Preferably immediately.

“Okay.”

Why was she agreeing to something so stupid?

“Really? Thank you so much, Hinata! You’re so nice, ya know?” He beamed at her, all traces of his earlier teariness completely evaporating.

“Uber Brows-sensei, we’ll be right back!” he yelled over his shoulder.

“OKAY! HONE YOUR YOUTHFUL SPIRIT WHILE YOU’RE GONE, NARUTO!” Guy-sensei yelled right back, giving them both a grin and thumbs-up.

She was so, so stupid.

As it turned out, they couldn’t make it all the way to Ichiraku. One street away from the hospital, and Naruto’s pallor intensified until he was as white as paper, and they were forced to sit down on a park bench.

The park bench was eerily similar to the one that she and Naruto had been seated on in her Infinite Tsukuyomi. She brushed the thought out of her mind as she finished applying her emergency ointment to his wounded shoulder.

She tightened the bloodied bandages around the remains of his upper right arm, causing him to wince.

Just a few days ago, his right hand still existed, all warmth and strength and comfort.

Just a few days ago, Neji nii-san was still alive.

Just a few days ago.

“Naruto-kun, please don’t strain yourself too hard,” she said. “Ichiraku won’t be going anywhere. Rest until you’re released from the hospital, okay?”

He didn’t respond, opting instead to stare at a spot above her head.

“Okay?” she repeated.

“I didn’t really want to go to Ichiraku,” he mumbled.

“I’m sorry?”

“Sakura-chan felt sorry for me today and got me some take-out ramen after I begged her to. So I don’t need to go to Ichiraku,” he mumbled again. What had happened to his usual loud voice?

And what was she supposed to say to this?

“Um…actually, I…I was just really happy to see you, ya know?” Naruto squinted at the spot above her head again, as though her face was far too bright to look at. “We didn’t get to talk after the war, and I was so happy that you came to visit me.”

She smiled. “I’m really happy to see you too, Naruto-kun.”

Because just a few days ago, she saw with her own eyes his heartbeat steadily weakening.

She was glad that Neji nii-san had somehow protected Naruto.

“I haven’t told anyone about this, but…” He finally looked directly into her face. “When Madara cast the Infinite Tsukuyomi, Team 7…we were the only ones who escaped, ya know. And I could see what was happening to everyone else and…and…”

The tears in his eyes had made a sudden reappearance.

“I heard you calling out to me and I couldn’t help you back then and I – I was so worried about you. You’ve been in my head all the time since then.”

Ah, yes. That had happened just a few days ago as well. She had been ensnared by the thick bark of the God Tree, and she called out to the one person who could have saved her.

She could feel her eyes tearing up too.

Because she couldn’t get him out of her head either.

They went out for ramen a few minutes afterwards, when Naruto’s face had regained some color. Hinata gripped his remaining hand with both of hers like it was a lifeline. It had regained its warmth and strength surprisingly fast, something which inspired a spark of relief within her.

A lot of things had changed just a few days ago.

But she was glad that Naruto’s remaining hand was still warmth and strength and comfort.

She had to thank Neji nii-san for that.

#nhweek #nhweek2021 #nhweek2021 day3 #happy ocelot #fanfic #submission

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lailarain · 3 years

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Spoilers for TBHK

TW: Mentions of s3xu@l åss@ult/@buse, $uicidə and bl00d

Episode 1:

I just finished episode 1 of Toilet-Bound Hanako-Kun(Weird title, I know), and I just have to say...

I love Hanako and Nene and I will protect them both with my life🥰

Episode 2:

WOAH Hanako wyd😳

I kinda ship Hanako and Nene tho lol don't attack me

AYO THERE'S AN EYE UNDER YOUR DESK

Wait did Hanako steal her books or was it that eye thingy🤨

The title spelt faires wrong

OH SHOOT THE SCALES

Wait NO DON'T FALL FOR IT NENE IT'S BAIT

YES MA BOI HANAKO TO THE RESCUE

Wait are Yousei from japanese legend, like yokai or oni?

Okay I DEFINITELY SHIP THESE TWO

Wait why does Hanako look kinda said when she says that

awwww Hanako🥺

Wait what is he talking about who was his friend before

Nene is awesome istg🥺

WAIT WHO IS THE BLONDE DUDE WHY IS HE LOOKING FOR HANAKO NO

"I wish a hot guy who fall out the sky for me that way" girl Hanako is literally RIGHT there

Omfg this orange hair f-boy🤨

Wait WASN'T THAT THE NAME OF HER CRUSH

Hanako just standing there like 😐

WAIT NO LEAVE HANAKO ALONE

He tried to not swear in front of her lol

HOLDUP MA PRECIOUS BABY BOI DID NOT MURDER SOMEONE WTF

HOW DARE HE SAY THAT NO ONE WANTS HANAKO AROUND

Jesus Hanako is so cute lol

I honestly can't tell if hanako is an owo boy or a bruh boy istg

OKAY CAN SOMEONE TELL WHO THIS WEIRD RADOI LADY IS AND WHY SHE KEEPS SHOWING UP AT THE END OF THE EPISODE

Episode 3:

(That one part in the intro) Step-yellow sillouette, what you doing😳

For real tho Hanako looks pretty scared during that part of the intro why are they biting his ear(maybe Hanako was a victim of s3xu@l assault?)

Wait isn't Hanako the 7th of the 7 Wonders

Okay that's kinda gross😟

Okay Aoi is pretty sweet😌

WAIT NO AOI SHE WAS TOO PRECIOUS

NO AOI BETTER NOT BE GONE

NO NOT THE BLOOD

What is she talking about he's not hot at all🤨

OH SHOOT IS HE A GHOST

Okay can minamoto leave Hanako alone🙄

Awww Hanako is half hto and half cute I might be a simp

OKAY WOAH THIS PLACE IS COOL

I mean Hanako has a good point😳

NO DON'T ANSWER IT

OKAY WOAH DON'T ASK SOME HIGH SCHOOLER TO GO COLLECT YOUR BODY PARTS NOPE

Okay WOAH how old are you exactly, Hanako?

Okay this fantasy is making me uncomfortable😀

Girl, you're already cute. You don't need to be a Miu Iruma lookalike to find love

THE BOOBS LMAOO😭😭😭😭😭

Awwww Hanako being sweet to Nene🥺

YES HANAKO SAVING THE DAY

Wait why didn't she answer his question🤨

Wait who WAS making those phone calls?

WAIT THE EPISODE IS ALREADY OVER?!?!?!?

Episode 4:

Okay but for real WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE YELLOW SILHOUETTE AND HANAKO IN THE INTRO?!?!?!

Wait I just noticed that in the part with the yellow silhouette, Hanako is tied up with rope😳

Okay here's my theory:

When Hanako was alive, he was a student at the school. He was s3xu@lly a$$aulted in the bathroom, and muđəred his attacker out of anger/mental instability, therefore cursing him to the bathroom he was assaulted in. He became a ghost to make up for his sins.

Idk I could be totally off-base

HOLY FUCK IT'S A HEAD

IT'S THE BODY LMAOOO

Wait she actually likes it🤨

HOLY SHIT EWWWWWW

WAIT WHAT NO NOT AOI

WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOO NOT AOI

WAIT YES AOI ISN'T DEAD

Hanako is so sweet istg.

HANAKO REALLY JUST PUSHED HER OFF THE EDGE LIKE A PSYCHOPATH AJAGRKEBDUDBD

Can she not spell or something🤨

WAIT WAS THE GHOST A STUDENT OF MISAKI

Wait she had a crush on her teacher that's so gross

Oh no. The student didn't know Misaki was murdered🥺

WAIT NO THIS IS SAD

OH SHOOT THAT IS DARK

aww she misses the teacher🥺

YES HANAKO MY BOY

WAIT HANAKO NO HE'S HURT

Nene is really fed up😳

WAIT WHAT NO SHE'S GONNA DIE?!?!?!?!

Awwww poor girl🥺

Why'd she have to die😭

Little Fox is mean😑

WAIT DID HE JUST KISS HER YES BABY

WAIT WHO'S THAT GREEN-HAIR GIRL

HE FORGOT ABOUT MINAMOTO LMAOOO😭

Episode 5:

Okay BUT WHO IS GRABBING HANAKO IN THE INTRO ISTG

LMAO SHE WAS FANTASIZING😭😭😭

Okay but she's SO pretty with her in a braid

Are you sure there was NOTHING good about that😏

YES AOI MY GIRL GIVING HER GOOD ADVICE

But I doubt Hanako would admit it

WAIT DID HANAKO PLANT THAT TREE OR AM I PARANOID

I'm excited to see how THIS plays out😁

HANAKO WHAT DID YOU SAYYYYY

WAIT IS HE REALLY GONNA DO IT

WAIT ARE THESE BITCHES GAYYYYYY

Wait what if the tree curses people

GIRL ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT HANAKO ISN'T HOT AS IS!?!?!?

WAIT YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS THIS IS SO COOL

WAIT WHAT'S THE CATCH

Of course he didn't actaully mean it THIS SUCKS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

HE'S HOLDING HER I REPEAT HE'S HOLDING HER

poor Nene

WAIT OH NO SHE'S CRYING

WAIT DOES HE ACTUALLY LIKE HER

HE'S BLUSHING WHAT

YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSS

WAIT HE'S RIGHT THERE

I was right they have the same last name!

WAIT THIS BITCH BETTER NOT COME BETWEEN HANAKO AND NENE

CAN THIS BITCH SHUT UP

TERU STOP IT RN

Okay I kinda feel bad for Kou rn🥺

HOW IS HE ANY OF THOSE THINGS

Wait who is that girl🤨

YES I WANNA FIND OUT MORE ABOUT HANAKO

THE GREEN HAIR GIRL AND NATSU-SOMETHING ARE UP TO NO GOOD I CAN FEEL IT

Wait WHY WAS HANAKO SMILING

I have a bad feeling about this.

Episode 6:

Yeah Hanako really seems like the good guy🤨

WOAH what's up with the door?

I love the Mokkes🥺

It's her book😶

WOAH OKAY THEN SHE REALLY IS IN LOVE

WAIT WHY IS THERE BLOOD

HOLDUP HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT

HANAKO MA BOI

WOAH OKAY YES HE'S HOLDING HER

DID HE JUST EAT THE BUTTERFLY

God I love Hanako

WAIT YOU'RE GONNA CANCEL THE WHAT NOW

Ooooooo I wanna heae some juicy secrets😏

Girl, that secret wasn't juicy at all🙄

Wait what does the library ghost know🤨

SAY SOMETHING HANAKO YES

He's so cute tho

BUT I LOVE DONUTS TOO HOW IS THAT JUICY

HANAKO YOU WERE LOOKING REAL PROTECTIVE OF HER THEN😏😏😏

I feel bad for Nene because they keep saying her legs are fat, as if the boys that say that are gonna get any better. NENE IS A FREAKIN CATCH😤😤😤

Wait what is he talking about Hanako😶

WAIT HE IS TALKING ABOUT HANAKO, ISN'T HE

WAIT HANAKO WAS HIS STUDENT HE'S SO CUTE

Awwwww Hanako🥺🥺🥺🥺

WAIT HANAKO ISN'T EVEN HIS NAME!??!?!? IT'S YUGI?!?!?!?

Awwwww Hanako🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Wait, so did Hanako commit $uicidə, or am I just paranoid?

Wait so that means that happened on the day of July 15, 1969.......SO HOW OLD IS HANAKO AGAIN?!?!?!?!?

WAIT SO HE NEVER GOT HIS DREAM TO COME TRUE BECAUSE HE DIED THAT'S SO SAD

Wait so am I right DID HE REALLY COMMIT $UICIDƏ ?!?!?!?

I THINK HANAKO SMELLS A SNITCH

Man this is a lot to unpack for just one episode

Episode 7:

I love how childish Hanako is

WAIT I SAW THE YELLOW SILOUETTE THING AGAIN AND I HAVE A THOUGHT:

What if Hanako got those bruises because of the səxua| ass@ult thing I said before? That would make sense.

Idk maybe I'm just too obsessed with that theory

I see Hanako differently after the Library too, but in a different way.

What why the donuts?

He's totally lying. I bet he's gonna make some for Hanako🥺

Okay but Kou is actually pretty sweet

I mean, if he DID murder someone who bullied him, they had it coming for touching my precious Hanako😤

Yous shouldn't stop being friends with someone just because it's complicated. ALL friendships are complicated. It isn't supposed to be easy.

Awwww Nene🥺🥺🥺

Okay I'm kinda hungry for donuts now

Ugh it's Teru🙄

Okay KOU YOU'RE ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL

Okay Teru YOU SUCK SO MUCH

SO ARE THE GREEN HAIR AND NASTU-SOMETHING BIY EVIL OR NOT I'M SO CONFUSED

Hanako is so cute sometimes istg

POOR HANAKO OOF

YES NENE😤😤

THEY ARE BLUSHING I REPEAT THEY ARE BLUSHING

"You're totally not my type" okay first of all that is bullshit and second of all get yourself a boy who's chill when you say you don't like them

OKAY WHAT'S GOING ON

HE'S GOLDING HER

Wait why does Hanako look terrified that's not good

HOLDUP WHO DID HE KILL WHY IS THERE AN AD RIGHT WHEN IT'S ABOUT TO SAY WHO HE KILLED

WOAH WHO THE FUCK IS THAT WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE HANAKO WHAT IS GOING ON AHDVEKDVEIDVDJ

GET YOUR HAND OFF OF HIS FACE THIS GUY TOTALLY $EXU@LLY @SSAULTED HIM

YES NENE PROTECT YOUR MAN

HOLY SHIT HE'S BURNING

DID HE REALLY JUST RE-TRAUMATIZE HANAKO AND THEN LEAVE?!?!?!?

WAIT WHAT IS HANAKO DOING

WAIT HE'S CRYING

HANAKO WHAT'S WRONG

I WANNA GIVE HANAKO A HUG SO BADLY ISTG

WAIT SO THERE'S THE ONES CHANGING THE RUMORS?

OKAY WHO IS THIS BITCH

Wait THAT'S HIS BROTHER WHY DID HE KILL HIS BROTHER

This partially denies the possiblity of my theory(MOSTLY denies it), but not entirely. There's a big chance I'm wrong.

WAIT SO SAKURA IS THE ONE DOING THE RADIO THING?!?!?!

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Hanako🥺🥺🥺🥺

I have a feeling that that is probably jsut a random student😅

Hanako, I hate it when you're sad😭😭😭

WAIT SO HIS EARRING WAS FOR TRAFFIC SAFETY THE WHOLE TIME LMAOOOOO

OKAY WOAH BACK UP GHOST-PERSON

KOU IS NOT A M0ŁƏ$TER

Wait that was the whole episode?

Episode 8:

Okay the person @ssaulting(maybe even $exua||y @$$aulting idk I think I'm just obsessed with that theory) in the intro is definitely his brother

Mitsuba is kinda weird and annoying, but also funny at the same time

Excuse me Traffic safety is no joke😐

WAIT SO HE KNEW MITSUBA AND JUST FORGOT?!?!?!?

Awwww Mitsuba🥺🥺🥺🥺

No Mitsuba you're cool

KOU WHAT THE F ARE YOU SAYING

AWWWWW THIS IS SO SWEET

MITSUBA I SEE YOU BLUSHING😏😏😏😏

MITSUBA NOOOOOOOOOO

TSUKASA STOP IT

NO POOR MITSUBA STOP IT

HOW DARE THEY

NOOOOOO MITSUBA AAAAAAAA

OKAY IMA BOUT TO THROW HANDS WITH TSUKASA, WHO'S WITH ME😤😤😤😤

TSUKASA YOU SICK SEDUCER STOP LYING TO MITSUBA

NOOOOOOOOO MITSUBA

POOR HANAKO LEAVE HIM ALONE TSUKASA

Okay "Let's play together like we used to" really sounds like $exu@l @$$ault

Kou🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Awwww Hanako🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

NO THIS ISN'T THE WAY MITSUBA SHOULD GO OUT NO

I'm am so close to crying rn

OH KOU JUST REALIZED WHAT HE WAS TAKING A PHOTO OF AWWWWW

Okay wow all of that really happened in one episode

Episode 9:

I'm sorry that I won't shut up about my theory BUT THAT ONE PART REALLY LOOKS LIKE WHAT I THINK IT IS I SWEAR

I feel so bad for Hanako rn tho

Omfg It's Natsuhiko🙄

Nene stop it this dude is BAD NEWS

WAIT NO THEY BETTER NO DO ANYTHING TO MY PRECIOUS NENE ISTG

I HAVE THE SAME QUESTIONS, NENE

FRIENDS MY ASS

(To be continued here because I ran out of space)

#tbhk #toilet bound hanako kun

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miruevm · 4 years

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you guys keep saying kakashi is a bad sensei, but damn it! imagine that you're a teacher of these three stupid children. supposedly, each of them more than ten times was on the verge of death in just two years in one team. kakashi simply could has blinked, and his stupid kids could already have killed each other.

and this crap with fav student makes me so mad! kakashi loved every member of team number seven equally.

yes, sasuke was the one with whom he began his studies, but did you think about the reasons?

i'm sure that kakashi saw himself in this child and he tried to correct the mistakes that were made by himself, not allowing sasuke to fail in those things that were a problem for kakashi. even though he taught all three students about team work, let's admit that for sasuke it was the hardest thing, as for kakashi in his youth. he didn’t want another member of the team to suffer because of the selfishness or obsession (for kakashi - the rules, for sasuke - itachi), he tried to change the fate of the child with a possible bright future, which kakashi was deprived of

and let's not forget how he supported sakura. most of you're still saying that he didn't pay much attention to her, since she was a girl from an ordinary family with no outstanding abilities. however, every time she was upset, kakashi tried to cheer her up by saying gentle, soothing things that he would never say to naruto or sasuke. and how he regretted that his promises of a good ending could be a lie, worrying about her life and emotional state. kakashi didn't want sakura to suffer like rin during the war. more than once, he appreciated the girl’s potential and strength superior to the tsunade’s strength. he never doubted her genjutsu and taijutsu. yes, kakashi was not the person who taught her things in which she was incredibly successful. but did gai teach neji how to use and develop byakugan, or maybe kurenai explained shino how to control bugs? sakura found her own path to learning and kakashi was so damn proud of her.

and naruto? oh god, I still can’t get out of my head the moments when naruto was out of energy at all and kakashi was there to help him and carry this tired child on his back. in my opinion, naruto is the only one who became the son for kakashi, despite the fact that their relationship is more tied to the teacher-student relationship. even if at first kakashi was there for naruto due to the fact that he was a jinchuuriki and minato's son, later naruto became his stupid child.

this man was not as incredibly supportive as maito gai. nonetheless, he tried his best.

comparing it is weird in this regard, all people cope with their issues in different ways. perhaps this was the purpose of this character - to show that even prodigy child cannot be perfect in everything. kakashi didn't go well with his sadness and sad past, but still kept getting up every morning.

people want to see him as an a flawless sensei, but he was a real person in this story.

kakashi was the one who refused the post of the hokage, he did not have any energy to take on greater responsibility and in the end he was simply tired of being alive. still the third hokage decided everything for the others, leaving on the shoulders of the kakashi three crazy children who had more problems than all the people in konoha combined

AND KAKASHI HATAKE DID A GREAT JOB, ASSHOLES

#naruto #kakashi #kakashi hatake #copy ninja #naruto textpost #kakashi textpost #the sixth hokage #sharingan kakashi #kakashi's team #team 7 naruto

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5-15 ummmms djakncks inosai or sakuhina or shikatema ??? take ur pick i guess!! or if you're not feeling any of those. sns ofc

OK im doing sakuhina and yes im doing all 10 thank u for the challenge!! going under readmore cuz its LOOONGGG

5. Who is most likely to carry the other?

sakura hehehe i think she knows that hinata swoons easily and she likes to take advantage of it LOL. she’ll just scoop hinata up and hinata will jus be quiet and bear it... she really likes it though!! and sakura likes carrying hinata because well... doesnt she just look cool doing it and who doesnt wanna carry a pretty girl???

but like, i think if they were on a mission or something together, hinata’s more likely to scoop sakura up and go RUNNING cuz sakura doesn’t wanna retreat and hinata’s like nah.

6. What is their favorite feature of their partner’s?

oh this is soft. im gonna assume physical features?? for hinata i think her favorite feature of sakura’s is her hair.... it’s so lovely i think she would have admired it when they were in the academy but also hinata really admires strength in other people and i think once she realizes that to sakura, her hair is a sign of her strength she’d really be taken with it! like sakura tells hinata why she cut it in the chuunin exams and why she prefers to keep it short now and hinata thinks sakura is sooooooooo cool for that and she just loves to play with and brush out sakura’s hair because it’s just a reminder of how badass her girlfriend is. she also really likes that it’s pink just aesthetically!!

as for sakura... hinata’s trained so hard and worked so hard for so long, and i’d think that using taijutsu so much and the gentle fist and such really gives you some rough ass hands LOL so hinata has really rough hands with a lot of callouses and they’ll blister easily and sakura loves to hold her hands and put balm on them after hinata’s been training too long for too hard, she loves to kiss hinata’s knuckles and her palms and the tips of her fingers and remind hinata that her hands are for more than being a hyuuga. and this just tears hinata apart i think she gets all weak-kneed when sakura does that sort of stuff.

7. What’s the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other?

hinata’s a MEEEESSSS. like it HITS her and it’s OVER she can’t act right around sakura EVER. i think sakura figures out she likes hinata second and then SHE figures out hinata likes her and she... they both get flustered LOL i think sakura tries to flirt but they both get embarrassed by it its like. the most lesbian courting ever they just dance around each other even though they like obviously dig each other and they’d probably gone on quite a few dates without like... admitting they were dates.... god they’re both a mess actually.

8. Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate?

i think they do like corny sweet nicknames with each other like darling and sweetie and gummy bear and baby doll but i don’t think they have like nicknames they use a LOT. i guess sakura would call hinata ‘hina’ sometimes, but other than that, i think they jus stick with their sappy petnames~~~ and i think they started off as a joke but then they both actually got really into them and how sweet they sound. like hinata feels ALIVE calling sakura “honey” around their friends

9. Who worries the most?

oh my god they’re both like. disgusting worrywarts. DISGUSTING. sakura naturally as a medic and hinata just like as. hinata. but god if they aren’t both so RECKLESS, sakura has that endless determination and hinata always fights like she’s got something to prove so they worry ENDLESSLY after each other. i think like jus in everyday life sakura will worry after hinata when it really isn’t necessary because she knows how anxious hinata can get in certain situations but hinata... kinda likes it.... shhh.

10. Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?

when hinata had a crush on sakura she would try really hard to notice sakura’s preferences so she’d know what kind of gifts sakura would like and that sort of thing just.... persists. she’s so observant i think she doesn’t even realize it until sakura’s in the bathroom or something and hinata realizes she can recite sakura’s order perfectly. i think sakura knows what kind of foods hinata likes but hinata has sakura’s exact order from like... everywhere they go... down pat. she’s a little embarrassed about it though sakura teases her for it

11. Who tops?

they share the strap verse RIGHTS but in general i think hinata would !!! i can’t give an in depth answer sorry im too embarrassed

12. Who initiates kisses?

booootthh!!!!! hinata likes to sneak kisses on sakura but they like. in general kiss each other pretty often they like being affectionate with one another. like i said hinata sneaks them on sakura like taps her shoulder and when sakura turns around SMOOCH! sakura’s more upfront about it and will just plant one on hinata whenever.

13. Who reaches for the other’s hand first?

sakura! but only because hinata plays with her fingers/nails when she’s nervous which is like.... always..... otherwise she’d reach for sakura’s hand too. sakura can’t stand to see hinata fidget so she reaches out to her often, i think hinata being able to hold sakura’s hand often kind of saves her fingernails from the torture she’s been putting them thru lmfao

14. Who kisses the hardest?

hinata she’’ like bowl sakura over with how hard she kisses her its funny because sakura didn’t expect it at ALL because she initiated their first kiss and hinata seemed so terribly nervous but once hinata gets that its okay to kiss sakura whenever she’ll sneak up on sakura and kiss her terribly hard. it’s pretty flustering for sakura

15. Who wakes up first?

SAKURA she’s an early bird out of habit and cuz she works at the hospital!! i think even when she doesnt have an early shift she still wakes up early because that’s how she trained herself... but she has a harder time getting out of bed LOL. i think she’ll lay in bed and read or look at hinata until she feels like getting up. hinata gets embarrassed when she wakes up and sakura’s jus looking at her

#god this was so long but like. lesbianism?#Anonymous

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Ohhhhhh boy, I'm not ready for today! ...uh, I've fully recovered from my illness! It's still cold as hell! ...Spoilers, I guess.

-Go Dai-chan!

-Split that bitch like an atom, boys!

-Oh. Well, we got the other guy!

-Yep, Director Akaishi's a supervillain.

-No intro today, huh?

-Does Papa Gen like... not feel the blatant emptiness in his body? Cause if so, I'd like that to help feed my

-"Pweeeeeeease Mama, I'm staaaaaaaaaaarvingu~!"

-Honestly, you're a pretty good guy Tabuchi, I didn't give you enough credit last episode.

-Listen to Vice, he's smelling demons.

-Oh c'mon, are you Triple Spy, Chigusa?

-Ohhh, I see, Olteca's just evil because he's too big brained for everyone else. I guess it's a good thing he became a Deadman and not a Redditor then.

-Ohhhhh. Olteca's not the founder! ...I should've seen that coming, but like. Okay, this changes everything!

-Oh boy, we're getting that goddamn Driver huh, Olteca? That thing's currently doing more damage than any Vistamp we've seen so far.

-Ooooooh, somebody's in big trouble!

-Yeah, it's hitting you, huh?

-Oh boy, we're doing this again.

-Hiromi's fucked.

-I'm gonna cry harder Vice ;_;

-God, George. I thought we were bros!

-Don't mock a man's catchphrase! This is your fault!

-Ohhhh, the Ultimate Kamen Rider, huh? He'd be able to fight Kiwami Arms, Hyper Muteki, Genius, Zero-Two, Xross Saber, and Ohma Zi-O all at once! Is elevating your OCs really worth a man's life, George?

-Oh, Commander Yujiro's a Force ghost.

-Ikki, don't encourage him! ...or, no, do encourage him!

-Busybody Big Brother!

-Oh no, Tamaki-kun.

-Kick their fucking ass!

-Oh no, don't call her.

-Yeah, looks like she knows about the Demons Driver! ...I kinda understand her a bit more!

-Oh you son of a bitch!

-Oh crap.

-OHHHH THAT'S A GOOD EXPLOSION

-Hiromi's fightin'!

-Do you like... really need the Juniors at this point?

-Ohhhh, badass!

-OHHHH YEAH LET'S GOOOOO

-God, Sakura, I love you so much.

-Oh, this is the full version!

-Ohhhhh, gooooo!

-Yeah, run through them all! Figuratively and literally!

-Man, this cinematography is killer.

-I get it, I wanna buy your merchandise!

-OHHHHH GOOOOOOOOOO

-GET IT GIRLBOSS!

-I know I'm kinda devolving, but there's only so many ways I can say "I love this show so fucking much", y'know?

-He killed the Gifterian without even using the Genomixes on screen. What an absolute legend/

-Goddamn, he really went all the way.

-Congrats, Olteca! You're free! ...well, until we drag yo ass to jail, that is.

-...oh no, that was a bad idea.

-Oh no, that was a very bad idea.

-Oh good, you're alive.

-Thank you, Mikoshiba-sensei!

-A Pyrrhic victory to be sure, but at least we've won something. ...not that I really trust Aguilera or Tamaki with the Gifu Stamp or feel any good about , but hey!

-He's finally getting dinner!

-Ohhhhhhhh, god, it's detatchable! I DON"T WANNA THINK ABOUT THAT EW EWW EWWWWWWWWWW

-...is that Vice mask being sold on Premium Bandai? It absolutely is, isn't it?

-Oh he's talkin'! Yep, you gotta smash that thing like yesterday.

-Ohhhh no, the preview. Looks like we finally get the conspiracy uncovered. On the bright side, it seems like Sakura's gonna have a big role, so I understand that certain sacrifices have to be made for the sake of homegirl Jeanne screentime.

#revive the vice: imprinted like stamps and fossils #kamen rider #kamen rider revice #tsuki talks #revice spoilers

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*Screaming as I fall slowly out of the sky, getting progressively louder until I reach ground.*

Yep, we're back! So, good news, I finally got a new computer~! That means I'm still alive and free to do whatever I'd like! ...within reason, of course. So, episode 30! The big 3-0! So, what's happening in Revice Land today?

Spoilers, I guess... (Also I talk the elephant in the room named Subaru Kimura very briefly, so... I figured I should tell you first before I get back the the "funny".)

-Hahaha, Igarashi sauuuuucer~~!

-Ngl, I kinda forgot that Ikki used to kick balls.

-...well, not like that, but I guess I'm still technically right!

-I used to be in a soccer club myself when I was a young kid. I ended up leaving after my first season because I would get so exhausted and I felt offended getting what was basically a participation trophy. Shame, the coaches were very nice and patient with me, and it's possible I could've made it to the World Cup if I stuck with it. Orange Speedsters for life, yo.

-Ohhhh, that is German-Japanese voice actor Subaru "Kimura" Samuel Bartsch, a very talented guy known for his work on various anime such as Doraemon, Jujutsu Kaisen, and Assassination Classroom, as well as a few minor special guest roles as some Super Sentai monsters. He even dubs over Idris Elba in the new Sonic movie's Japanese release!

-Now, I'm very ill-equipped to discuss his scandal. It happened, it was a very offensive caricature of an African man, people were understandably condemning his actions, and as far as I saw, that was that. I haven't seen anybody talk about this in well over six months despite browsing social media a lot, so I assumed we've all moved on from it and Subaru's career is just fine. I will, however, say that while I do not condone or approve of it, and he almost certainly should be in bigger trouble than he is, it's hardly the worst or most offensive/racist thing I've ever seen a celebrity do/admit to/be accused of. ...in 2021 alone. How about we move on, eh? I don't want my inbox getting flooded.

-Wooooooo, Soccer Man!

-Oh you would think that, huh Vice?

-Yep, a Kamen Rider~!

-Jiiiiiiiiiko! ...aw dammit, now I want a Chick-o-Stick. Thanks a lot, Kimura.

-Oh, another voice actor~!

-Yeah, soccer's a big "ride or die" sport. You either obsess over it all your life or you move on to something else.

-Jesus Christ man, chill.

-Ohhhhhhhhh, yep! He's a contractor!

-Yep, Gifu-sama is a proper demon god.

-Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that's not good!

-Oh cool, he's recording! ...shhhhhh, Ikki! Shaddap~!

-"Later today". ...is Ikki recording a number one booty jam?

-Oh, he's appearing on a radio show. Yeah, I guess he'd be a good fit.

-Magenta ja nai! Pinku da!

-...I wonder, does Vice sound like that in-universe because Ikki looked up to Kimura?

-Where'd Subaru go?

-Uhhh, you okay man?

-Ahhh, Phase 1! This should be a cakewalk!

-Stench... is that a Rafflesia Deadman?!

-I mean, his petals are massive and he's big stinky...

-OH GOD HE PUKED ON SCREEN

-Jesus Christ, it farts too.

-...oh, God, remember the hand-off from Saber? And how Vice never did that again for the entire series?

-We're cycling through all the best forms today, huh~?

-First Lion, Kamakiri, then Mammoth? You're spoiling us today~!

-Hero Boy do a good job!

-Ohhhhhh, damn gurl! You killin' it in that uniform!

-Dad Squad.

-We're not the CIA, Sakura. We can't just go up to an evil dictator we don't like and replace him with an evil dictator we do like!

-Wow, Akaishi must be like... old old. Like, Taisho old.

-Ahhhh, another sibling. ...or perhaps he's an uncle?

-Hikaru-kun, I know she's like the coolest fucking person ever, but you gotta rein it in a little.

-Adios, Deadmans. ...given the pattern with the Deadmans' leaders, I assume that your real name is Hana Natsuki. If you truly have chosen to cut all ties with them, I'll adjust my name chart accordingly for you, Natsuki-san.

-Imagine if Kimura was the one who made the Deadman lmao

-Aww, Ikki looks like he's had a great time.

-Egoist~!

-Man Ikki, we're

-Okay, have fun in the bathtub! ...I'd prefer if we didn't cut to you in the bath, considering how handsome Vice thinks you are, but the tub is warm! And the duckies are plentiful!

-What the heeeeeeeell is happening?

-Mmmmm, coffee.

-No coffee for you, George.

-OH GOD THE COFFEE-

-I mean, Daiji wanting to stop Fenix from aiding the resurrection of an evil demon god who takes child bridal sacrifices and murders and eats people en-masse seems pretty "right" to me.

-I'm calling it right now. Akemi's evil as fuck.

-Mmmm, chocolate. ...what kinda doctor hands out chocolate and coffee though?

-Soccer? Guess Jiiko-stick ain't comin' though. It's a shame, but I guess we can't fix everything.

-KUDOU :O

-OH GOD SCREEN TEARING

-Ikki's inner struggle continues on, like a party that rages on long after all the booze has been drunken and everybody should've gone home. Miserable, but fitting for the nightclub theme of the Deadmans' old hideout.

-OHHHHHHHHHH JESUS IKKI'S GOING WILD

-Ikki-san! Smile!

-Ohhhh, Tamaki-kun!

-I see Ikki went to the Bright Noa school of wake up slaps.

-Ikki's really going through it, huh?

-SUBARU :O

-I WAS RIGHT WHAT THE FUCK?????

-I didn't think they'd actually do it! What kind of TV show made for kids to watch on a weekend has a celebrity guest as themselves enter a demonic pact? This, combined with the screen-tearing and Ikki utterly losing his shit some creepypasta material!

-WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING

-Okay, Ikki. We're in big trouble, but that'll have to wait a week. ...which is the equivalent of a potty break in Rider Time, so you'll be just fine, right? Okay, cool, I'll see you in a moment~!

#kamen rider revice #kamen rider #kr revice #revice spoilers #revive the vice: imprinted like stamps and fossils

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