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#sandralynn faeth
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no but if sandralynn dated bobby dawn her taste in men is hysterical cause so far her known dating history is -cleric of sol -literal devil -werewolf with a wild past turned kindly school counselor -gilear
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thistlefaethfort · 1 day
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sandralynn is very messy and i adore that in her, but i will not be making posts ab the situation witb bobby and pamela dawn and calling her messy for that, because they were older and she was groomed and then abandoned.
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corvidcleric · 1 year
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[start i.d.: a drawing of fig and sandralynn from fantasy high. they lay on their backs in comfortable clothes on top of the hangvan at night. fig holds a cigarette and is talking, while sandralynn has her hands on her chest and looks straight up at the sky. end i.d.]
when you don’t know who you are, you fuck around and find out
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cometzz · 3 months
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i am selfish, i am broken, i am cruel / i am all the things they might’ve said to you
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spooky-dice · 3 months
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s/o fig and the faeths for being Weirdly Functional Divorced Parents On A Trip Together representation
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catgirlriya · 2 years
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Sandra Lynn is so fucked up and I love it
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notoriousmasc · 8 months
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most normal guy on the planet
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angelwiththeblue-box · 2 months
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the bad kids junior prom!!!
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if theres one thing i love is drawing my little blorbos in fancy outfits even though i know Nothing about fashion (closeups and taglist under the cut) (also yes they do have matching bracelets)
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taglist: @leelovessharks @disdoorted-crows @thedragonemperess @blueskiesandstarrynights @depressedtransguy @genuine-possum @starchaserbaby @joshkiszkashusband (lemme know if u want to be added or removed)
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rose-colored-hearts · 6 months
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I’m settling a debate between me and my boyfriend.
Examples of Divorced Dad Rock include:
Second Chance by Shinedown
Lips of an Angel by Hinder
Addicted by Saving Abel
Nickelback
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thistlefaethfort · 2 days
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sandralynn babygirl this ones for you (cries so hard into a glass of soco that my eyes hurt)
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corvidcleric · 1 year
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[start i.d.: a drawing of fig faeth embracing sandralynn. both roughed up with bruises and cuts, fig leans into the hug and sandralynn holds her steady. end i.d.]
i can’t hide from you like i hide from myself
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sunblazes · 7 months
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I could talk for a whillee abt how good I think family in flames was in fh s1
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summerfirewood · 1 day
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*after the reveal of Bobby Dawn being that dude in Sandra Lynn's past*
I FUCKING CALLED IT
Husband: yeah you did 🙄
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catgirlriya · 2 years
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Leviathan Rock City basically
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deconstructthesoup · 1 month
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Personal Ranking of the Fantasy High Moms, From Worst to Best:
Arianwen Abernant: -19999/10. She's not as bad as Angwyn, since she's convinced herself she's a good mother, but her "I just want the best for you" shtick isn't any better, and the fact that she's ignorant about how horrible she is doesn't make up for years of neglect. And she also attempted to rope her daughters into raising a being of pure nightmares because she lost her status, so.
Donna Applebees: 0/10. Conservative, racist, judgmental, only loves her kids conditionally... you get the gist. Also, she's absolutely a Karen.
Hallariel Seacaster: 3/10. Yes, I know, she's a MILF, she's got such an iconic vibe, she's a badass with a sword, but none of that excuses years of being emotionally absent from your son's life. She's not a bad person, but she unfortunately doesn't know how to be a mom. Sorry, Hallariel. I wish I could rank you higher.
The Last Phoenix: 5/10. Bird. She's a bird. We don't know enough about her except for the fact that she is the last phoenix, she started out as a "haha Arthur Aguefort is a crazy motherfucker" gag, and she gave us the incredible gift that is Ayda. I cannot rank her fairly, but given that she is Ayda's mom, she goes on the list.
Roz Last-Name-Unknown: 6/10. Same deal with Gorbag---we don't know enough about her for me to properly rank her, but we do know that she was a teen mom, and she's made the choice to reconnect with her son and be in his life. Props for that.
Sandralynn Faeth: 7.5/10. I am ranking her realistically, but let it be known that I love her so much. She is such a beautiful example of a flawed person who consistently tries to be better, and even though she does relapse into old behaviors, she's still growing---and outside of the serial cheating (that is a response to trauma, by the way) and occasional lapses in social skills, she's a pretty damn good mom, all things considered.
Cathilda Ceili: 8/10. She's the parent that Fabian needed, even if he didn't always realize it. She's sweet, she's caring, and if anybody hurts her boy, she will fucking rock your shit. (Also, the reveal of Cathilda being an incredibly fearsome and ruthless pirate outside of Solace was one of my favorites.)
Wilma Thistlespring: 9/10. She's a caring and supportive mom who writes songs, is sex-positive, and loves her son! Again, she does need to recognize when she's embarrassing Gorgug, and she needs to recognize that he's gotta learn how to be angry, but still! We all love her!
Lydia Barkrock: 9.6/10. While she doesn't quite get the full score due to the fact that her son was briefly an ass, it clearly was not her fault, and from what we've seen of her, she is a fantastic mom. She's a badass disabled powerhouse who cooks incredible spreads and cares about her son and his friends a lot. I love her a lot. She's amazing.
Sklonda Gukgak: 10/10. She took that spot in her very first scene, where she poured water in her cereal so Riz could have milk in his, and she's been holding it up ever since. Despite the fact that she's constantly swamped with work, Sklonda is literally one of the best moms you could ever ask for. She deserves the world and it's a constant injustice that she's not getting it.
Bonus: Garthy O'Brien, while having transcended gender and therefore not being able to fit into either of the "mom/dad" rankings, is an 11/10 parent---not just to Ayda, but to everyone younger than them who they've essentially adopted. Words cannot express my adoration for this person.
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millythewolf · 3 months
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Fig, girly, a month without your girlfriend has turned you into gilaer.
Is this some sort of faeth curse or something? Cause sandralynn is a mess too lol
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