#sassy bean ♡

[jtownraindancer]

"To refute the rule that all crows are black, all you need is one single white one."

"I've never seen a white crow. Have you?"

"Look a bit harder."

Burn Gorman as Benedict Cohen in Red Lights, 2012.

#ANOTHER american accent! #/y'all-/ #burn gorman #sassy bean ♡ #red lights #red lights 2012 #benedict cohen #my gifs #man i need a tag for burn now fuck #the burn collection #while burn having an american accent is bad enough cillian murphy ALSO being american should be considered a war crime #<- joking btw #good film! deniro and weaver were both amazing & cillian was fantastic as always ♡ #will (weather permitting) upload to the folder soon

[strcngergirls]

@kegkinghargrove​ asked: ❝ what did you just say to me? ❞ 

“I said, move.” Erica pursed her lips as she looked up at the other. If she was late for her D&D session, there would be hell to pay. “I assumed you were dumb, I didn’t think you were deaf, too. Guess all that muscle limits the blood flow to your brain.”

#i just wanted to write sassy smol bean #005. ━━ erica sinclair ♡ interactions. #♡ queued ♡ #000. ━━ ooc ♡ answered.

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

m'starting to get my groove back no emperor so here's a lil valentines day piece i wrote, hope yall enjoy ♡ ! ( a lil bit more love for the hopeless romantic singles like me, ppl in a relationship yall can get that from your s/o's..still love yall tho ♡)

fem reader, katsuki is a nervous lil thing, his friends don't help( they do end up helping him out tho), just pure fluffyness, bksquad boys are sassy towards each other but all in good fun, bkg is a softie, kirimina kinda hinted but eiji shuts it down take it how u wanna, food n takeout mentions,dude talk written by a girl trying her best, kirishima's sheets smell bad lemme know if i missed sum else ♡ !! (no friends to lovers mentioned in this one btw..starting to feel myself goin thru withdrawal already..), not rlly reader oriented like usual but i thought this was cute lol i like the idea of katsuki caring about us so much he goes out his way to ask for help from others (despite hating doing so)teehee (also i like the idea of these silly guys interacting and i like hc-ing them okay okay i'll stop rambling okay-)

the last thing kirishima expected at 9.34 pm was someone basically busting down his door with how hard they were knocking on it.

eijirou opens the door urgently and is even more suprised to see his foul mouthed best friend on the other side of the door.

"woah, bakugou, man !" he exclaims seeing the state his friend was in. his eyes looked droopy and his clothes were wrinkled up like he had done a lot of moving around. usually, he would've assumed his friend had just awoken from a good nap, but his restless expression said otherwise. "what happened to you ? you look—"

" 'm fine." bakugou gruffs hoarsely, taking a deep breath at his friends widened eyes, softening up his demeanor just slightly " i'm good," he rephrased "just—you gonna let me in or what ?"

eijirou sputters out an "of course, of course" only for his friend let himself in before he could even move aside. though he immediately freezes when he sees-

"woah, kacchan's gone nutso ! " denki exclaims, face turning red from laying upside down on kirishima's bean bag for way too long.

"and he's up past 8 ? must be the apocalypse or somethin' " sero chuckles from his place on the floor near the dresser.

bakugou groans has he flops onto eijirou’s bed "of course you losers are here" his complaint is muffled against the pillows, but not muffled enough to where the rest of the boys can't hear.

"hey ! we were here before you ! 'f anythin', you're the one intruding—!" denki gulps, eyebrows furrowed. he quickly spins around to lay right when he feels the blood rushing to his head, taking a deep breath afterwards. sero chuckles and bakugou deadpans at kaminari for a good fourty seconds before slamming his head back down and groans even louder.

kirishima decides he's at a safe enough distance to sit down on his own bed, without making any sudden moves so as not to anger the beast that is an angry, sleepy bakugou. he places a hand near his friends leg, where he deems he's at safe to ask "what's up man ? you're usually in bed by this time.." he hears sero make a noise in agreement.

"yeah, or he's havin' kissy-kissy time with his giiiirrrlffrrieeeend.." kaminari sings, kicking his feet in the air jokingly. bakugou, to everyones suprise, flinches at the mention of you, then slams his head against kirishima's pillow harder and groaning even louder.

all three friends share a curious-somewhat worried look. kirishima nudges his head in bakugou's direction, silently begging his friends to say something. said friends adamantly shake their heads, as if synchronized, making a cross motion with their arms. kirishima sighs to himself, some friends.

yet again, he is the first one to speak up " did..did something happen between you two, didja fight or something ?" he asks carefully, his entire body is strained and the air in the room is so heavy, everybody present ready to get a big portion of the great lord explodo-bomberkill's anger.

only to be met with bakugou turning around to lay on his back eyebrows strained slightly and eyes absent, thinking about something they don't know "what ? course we didn't fuckin fight, idiot." he answers simply.

the three friends all let out an obnoxious sigh of relief, to katsuki's slight confusion.

"hoo, okay." kirishima answered relieved. he knows you and bakugou don't fight very much (which he thinks is super manly) but he knows that when it happens bakugou get's extremely—EXTREMELY—irritable, so it's best to stay away from him while he has his heart broken for a little bit, unless he reaches out by himself, but that only happens when he feels really bad and came to ask for advice on how to get his boyfriend priviledges back. "soo.." eijirou sings "what happened then ?"

bakugou's face hardens and the group stiffens again, preparing for a latent explosion--perhaps the volcano was still dormant and was about to be set off. the three boys hold their breaths.

bakugou takes a deep breath, a sour expression on his face.

3..

bakugou huffs out a sigh.

2...

he opens his mouth to speak and—his cheeks are turning pink ?

"valentine's day's after tomorrow and i don't know what the fuck to get her."

the three boys slump over and kaminari does so so hard his face bangs against the floor. kirishima feels like he's in a sitcom or some gag anime.

" that's it ?" sero chuckles to himself "what ? you're worried for valentine's day ?" sero mocks, gladly taking the opportunity to mess with the blond "that shit's easy man." he cackles, leaning against the dresser more comfortably.

"yeah dude, all you gotta do is get her some chocolates and like—a teddy bear or somethin' girls love that typa stuff !" kaminari piped up, having lifted his head up from the floor. sero nods and bakugou lifts himself up to scoff at them. it feels like it comes from the deepest depth of his very being and kirishima feels a little hurt, despite not being the target of the attack.

"this is why you losers don't have girlfriends yourselves, so i don't wanna hear anythin' from you." kaminari chokes out an "ouch, dude !" " sides, i'm not just gonna settle for that boring ass shit for my girl. no chance in hell." bakugou concludes gruffly.

"yeah, yeah we get it you're the perfect boyfriend" sero quips bitterly, rolling his eyes. " why'd you come here to ask us if, according to you, we get none ?" he questioned raising an eyebrow.

"i came here for shitty hair, not you bastards." the blond spits, rolling his eyes as well before turning to kirishima, who jumps a little at his friends slightly desperate eyes on him.

"woah, i don't have—what makes you think i would be any help ?" the redhead splutters, waving his hands around.

"don't you have something goin' on with alien chick ?"

"what ?! no dude, we're just friends !"

at that, bakugou's eyes widen the slightest bit before he groans for what feels like the 5Oth time tonight, and flops back onto the bed dramatically, turning his head away from his friend " your fuckin' useless too, then." his friend grumbles angrily.

"hey !" kirishima exclaims "mean ! i help you with your girlfriend troubles all the time without having one !"

bakugou turns to face his friend again with narrowed eyes, before exhaling a frustrated sigh and lifting himself up again, eyebrows furrowed. "your sheets smell like ass by the way." he chides, nose scrunched slightly.

"h-hey !" kirishima reiterates " i was gonna wash 'em !"

bakugou gives him an incredulous look, before shaking his head, sighing.

"well look, how about you just get her something you know she likes, isn't that good enough ?" sero offers, shrugging to himself.

"ou ! i saw a guy on tiktok ask his girlfriend out with wingstop, you could like-" kaminari, despite getting lightheaded before has apparently not learned his lesson as he flips around on his back again "—ask her to be your valentines with some fast food chain she likes, and those cute pink heart balloons they sell at the mall, y'know !"

the boys all hum at kaminari's suprisingly helpful idea. kirishima doesn't wanna say it out loud but he really hadn't expected such a cute idea from his electric friend.

"y'know, i was gonna say you were just hungry with the wingstop thing, but that's actually not a bad idea kaminari." sero hums absentmindedly with an impressed expression on his face. kirishima sweatdrops at his lack of tact but isn't really suprised.

"fuck you, man ! you guys never trust me with this stuff." kaminari whines mostly to himself. "yer track record isn't really the best when it comes to scoring girls, is it ?" sero retorts.

kirishima shakes his head seeing his friends start to bicker. he decides to ignore them and turn to his spiky haired friend, who seems deep in thought "well, what about it ? that sound like a good idea ?" he asks.

"s'not half bad.." his friend mutters in response " it's a good start, i guess."i if he notices how kaminari presses a hand to his chest with a heartfelt look on his face, he doesn't comment on it.

"oh, maybe try the take-out and a movie, i'm assuming you're not trynna have a whole celebration, yeah ?" bakugou grunts in response, his nose scrunches as he cringes thinking about the idea. he shakes his head "no, want it to be..about just the two of us, y'know ?" he utters honestly, in a way that sounds way too out of character from him.

a symphony of awwwss resonates around the room and katsuki feels his cheeks heat up hard as he harshly tells his friends to shut up.

" but seriously i'm curious, you guys are already together right ? why would you need to ask her to be your valentine anyway—shouldn’t that be a given ? " sero wonders.

"i don’t fuckin know, my old hag says it’s about the principal or some shit like that." bakugou sighs, flopping back onto the bed and throwing an arm up over his eyes, it seemed like being up so late was affecting him.

"no way dude, you called your mom ?" kaminari asks, jaw practically reaching the floor (or the ceiling..?) in shock. bakugou flushes and splutters as he hears his friends reaction to this apparently shocking news.

“shut up.” he growls “she says it’s important to show i care.. my old man does it an' they're still together right now so he must be doin' something right.

"woah man.." kirishima uttered in awe " you're goin so far to make your girlfriend happy.." he clenches his fist "s-so manly !" bakugou simply grumbles to himself in response.

"honestly..i didn't expect that from you..like at all."

"fuck off !"

"like genuinely, at all. or maybe like, 0.00003 percent cha-"

" i'll fuckin' kill you tape arms !" bakugou barked, small sparks shooting out of his palms as he kneeled at the foot of kirishima's bed in pursuit of the black haired boy. kirishima swiftly swoops in and grabs his friends arm, quickly putting his finger over his mouth

"shhhh, man !" kirishima shushes. " if we're loud, class rep's gonna hear us !" he hisses.

"or worse, mr. aizawa..." kaminari whimpered.

all four boys share a shiver.

afterwards, bakugou sighs, acting as if him almost literally blowing up at his friend a minute ago hadn't happened and gets up to sit on the side of the bed.

"well whatever, i'm satisfied." he says, a little yawn leaving him "my folks gave me some ideas so i'll use those too." his eyes zip around the room and back to the floor, then he closes his eyes and speaks so quietly kirishima barely catches it

"you guys' idea isn't horrible either so i'll keep it in mind..thanks." he utters a quick " 'r whatever." before suddenly getting up and practically sprinting to the door.

it's quiet in the room as everyone sits stunned and kirishima is the first to speak again "o-oh yeah, no problem man, anytime !" he beamed, though still slightly shocked.

"yeah, no problem..!" kaminari can't seemed to decide if he wants to smile or be stunned. his mouth stuck in an awkward half-smile-half- '°O°-' face.

" course." sero raises a thumbs up and a small smile.

bakugou grunts to himself, graces his friends with a simple "night." then pulling the door open quietly, looking around the hallway quickly before swiftly creeping out the room, closing the door behind him. the boys quickly reciprocate the goodnight quietly before he can fully close it. he stutters at the door for a second longer and kirishima knows he heard them then, so he's satisfied.

it's quiet in the room for about 5 seconds after bakugou's left.

"dude, for some reason that made me feel all warm inside..is that just me ?" kaminari hummed, pressing a hand to his chest.

"nope, me too" sero admits, sighing to himself.

"yeah, same here" kirishima says as well, smiling to himself " he really cares about yn, huh ?"

"i can give him that, yeah" sero stretches, getting up so he can jump onto kirishima's bed.

"dude" he lifts his head up "your sheets do smell like ass." sero snickers.

" I- AM-GONNA-WASH-THEM !! "

afterwards valentines day comes around. the boys don't have valentines of their own but when they see you and katsuki hand in hand, with you holding onto those cute pink heart balloons from the mall, wearing a sweater a little too big for you and a valentines day gift bag in your one hand, with bakugou holding onto a bag of take-out and offering them a single side glance and a nod with a half smirk on his lips, they feel extremely proud of themselves. bakugou reminds himself to tell his friends he owes them one.

#reader also got him sum dw maybe ill write a pt 2 #writers block aint stoppin me from writing about boyfie for SHIT #nvm me being painfully single still dat dont matter. #where im at rn its literally minutes before valentines day ends so im still on time RAAAAHH #i feel like im sending in my homework due at 11:59 LFMAAOOO #bakugou katsuki x reader #bakugo fluff #bakugou imagine #katsuki bakugou x reader #bakugou katsuki #bakugou x reader #katsuki x reader #katsuki bakugo x reader #bakugou katuski x reader #bakugou fluff #katsuki x you #katsuki x y/n #bakugou drabble #eijirou kirishima #sero hanta #denki kaminari #not proofread but will fix later ! #tysm for waitin for me !! #i luh yall #happy valentine's day !! <3

[yuri-is-online]

Thank you for the good luck! I'll need it! 🤗

And Oh no you are DEF right with the game assuming you're a Straight Dude. Like the narrative and characters just treat women a certain way (*cough* MISOGYNY *cough*) so when they don't treat the female MC the same way, for better or worse, it's just very obvious the male MC is the default mode.

I also got wu zetian from that banner too and she's some barely covered loli and i literally said out loud "i hate this fucking game" 😒 automatically

*continues to play it*

wu zetian specifically makes me so mad because she HAS an adult design:

look at this bitch. she has a body count, she is the moment, I would do everything she says and listen to her murder and torture discussions GLADLY but no we get loli because the people who make this game are degenerates who I should be allowed to run over with my car.

so when they don't treat the female MC the same way, for better or worse, it's just very obvious the male MC is the default mode.

I feel like what you said should be common sense but the amount of people who I have seen online just not get it hurts. Like no I don't want to be harassed in a video game, but if the male characters are supposed to be here for me how am I supposed to feel when they don't even acknowledge I exist when they are too busy going after Mash, something you ALSO HATE but not for the reason I wish you would. AND IF I AM GOING TO BE FLIRTED WITH BY WOMEN I WANT IT TO BE ACTUAL YURI AND NOT A STRAIGHT MAN'S IDEA OF IT FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!

I have been riding the high of sassy shin carrying me through the air in 2017?'s halloween event for years now and my one major regret is that I think I missed out on getting his summer outfit because I wasn't playing:

(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )づ♡ i abandoned my boy for another boy with the same voice actor. Literally I got so fed up with fgo and I saw Floyd had the same va as Assassin of Shinjuku and since it was Beans Day and he had an SSR on rate up I jumped ship. And I have yet to look back

EDIT:

(╥﹏╥)(╥﹏╥)(╥﹏╥) i am so sorry i failed you my love

#<3 asks #fgo #if i am still playing by next week shoot me a dm #i might be able to carry you through the story since i have a bserker arjuna

[wonijinjin]

hii ♡♡ I'd like a match with enhypen pls ^^

so my pronouns are she/her, my mbti is intp-t,, I'm quite an introvert according to my friends but I think I can talk a lot to people I'm closer with. Although I am extremely shy while getting to know someone 😭 I also am a lil moody and can get v v dramatic lmao

Fashion wise, I think im more of a coquette/cottage core girlie,, I love love love girly, feminine clothes and i LOVE makeup toooooo

I am a cat person, I have a cat that I adore so dearly. I also love sleeping and I sleep a ton. I like horror movies as well as crime ones too. I love the rain and thunder, it brings me peace. My favorite color is pink. OH AND I've been dancing since I was 4 so like 13 years now.

My favorite Enhypen songs would be:

Chaconne, Bills, Criminal Love, Fate and I also love their intros!

Thank you in advance lovely :))

hi lovely anon! thank you for requesting, i hope you will like your match partner who is none other than…

Sunoo!

When i read your request i couldn’t help but immediately think of sunoo, because i think you two would be so cute!

sunoo is honestly a king of sassiness and drama, so you two would have very funny moments every day, moreover he has an outgoing personality and he can be very talkative (especially with people whom he knows) so if you would feel a bit shy in new environments he would definitely love to help and encourage you to talk lots!

you mentioned pink as your favourite color, and sunoo is so pink coded aswell, you two would be just so adorable, with your aesthetic and style and his casual shirt/streetwear looks! honestly, everyone would be amazed by your outfits, we know he loves to dress so you could expect being styled by him many times!

he would love the fact that you have a passion for makeup, he would totally let you do whatever you want to him, also skincare!!!! you guys would have spa nights when you do skincare together.

watching horror movies would be very funny with him, he would be whining a lot, but if i remember correctly he doesn’t mind this genre so he would gladly join you! and he is a smart little bean, so criminal themed mysteries would keep him entertained every time, like i could see you and him watching one on a rainy day while cuddling.

he loves to sing, you love to dance, you already know he would be singing his heart out while you dance to it, you would have your own duo of many talents.

i truly believe you would have a great dynamic, like soulmates.

#wonijinjin #anon request #matches #anon <3 #answered #enhypen

[always-andromeda]

Miss Coffee Bean, how are you doing tonight, darling? Are you feeling well? Feeling sassy? I certainly hope so! Please, take a seat, unburden your load, dearest, tell me how you've been. Are you remembering to drink your water, take any needed medication, and get rest, my sweet? If you aren't, I'll be quite disappointed in your lack of self care. I know it's rough to even get out of bed some mornings, but I assure you, dearest, the battle is only temporary. If you feel you're going through Hell, darling, you must act as if you own the place!

Until we meet again! ♡

Ciao!

Love, Brewster

-🍼

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSRrEB5YK/?k=1

hello, Brewster!! I didn't see this until right now but thank you so much for checking in!! I'm doing alright. Got some serious school business done today which was incredibly relieving. I haven't been sleeping the most properly? Like it's 2:30 in the morning right now! And I am unable to fall back asleep! 😀

Overall...I've been so strange lately?? Stuck between having a lot of anxiety about college but also being immensely excited about it? Having anxiety over my writing but also feeling immensely proud of it? Very much teetering back and forth on the emotions scale right now!!

I hope you're taking care of yourself as well!! Especially in the sleeping department, friend!! Love you lots!!

Love, Miss Coffee Bean ☕️✨

#askmeda✨ #anon ask✨ #brewster🍼

[shopfiorire]

꒰ა ♡ hey JIHO, MAE, INDIE*! what are you doing here in uniform?! your shift doesn’t start for another SIX HOURS, i’ll see you then ! ꒰KIM JONGIN, COOHEART, LAME.COBAIN* ARE NOW TAKEN꒱

* to our indie applicant we made indie the manager since that was the only position left at the store, if you would like to switch stores please just let us know!

꒰ა ♡ kim jongin. twenty eight. he/him. — congratulations jiho kim you’re now apart of the fiorire family working at catopia as a cat groomer! we’re so excited to have another sagittarius here! there’s just a few things to verify and then we can see when your first day is — so, you said friends would describe you as being clueless…? i do get that vibe from you! when you’re clocked out, people would be most likely to find you at virtue park? heard there’s going to be a special event there in a few weeks, hope to see you! lastly, you said the one song you’d overplay on the store speakers is little bit of lovin by roy woods? i can’t wait to see you here! ꒰ v. 24. est ꒱

꒰ა ♡ cooheart (earth katsamonnat). 26. any. — congratulations (MAEVE "MAE" LEEYAO) you’re now apart of the fiorire family working at (CATOPIA) as a (GROOMER)! we’re so excited to have another (SCORPIO) here! there’s just a few things to verify and then we can see when your first day is — so, you said friends would describe you as being (SASSY)…? i do get that vibe from you! when you’re clocked out, people would be most likely to find you at (AREA 69)? heard there’s going to be a special event there in a few weeks, hope to see you! lastly, you said the one song you’d overplay on the store speakers is (OMG) by (NEW JEANS)? i can’t wait to see you here! ꒰ COLORZ. 26. PST ꒱

꒰ა ♡ LAME.COBAIN. 25. SHE/THEY. — congratulations INDIE LEWIS you’re now apart of the fiorire family working at CATOPIA as a MANAGER! we’re so excited to have another AQUARIUS here! there’s just a few things to verify and then we can see when your first day is — so, you said friends would describe you as being METICULOUS…? i do get that vibe from you! when you’re clocked out, people would be most likely to find you at THE BEAN? heard there’s going to be a special event there in a few weeks, hope to see you! lastly, you said the one song you’d overplay on the store speakers is RIDE THE DRAGON by FKA TWIGS? i can’t wait to see you here! ꒰ Z. 21+. EST ꒱

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