"To refute the rule that all crows are black, all you need is one single white one."
"I've never seen a white crow. Have you?"
"Look a bit harder."
Burn Gorman as Benedict Cohen in Red Lights, 2012.
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whyis anon bullying me :( /j
WIAT did you send an ask before those two did sorry I was outside doing outside stuff . Moss are you bullying yourself . Moss
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normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.
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I now disagree with that post that went something like "to make high schoolers laugh post pandemic you have to kill someone" because when I was clocking out of work today I overheard my coworkers, two high school boys, joking around. One said "hey bro...literally me when im making pizza..." He was in fact making a pizza, that's our job. They both laughed like beavis and butthead and repeated it a few times.
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Hey if you ever feel that your opinions on something are silly or dumb or too much for one random subject that doesn't really matter just remember! there are people out there who are monarchists in 2023. it can't possibly be as bad as that
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one thing that will always be funny to me about batfam is that jason is forever convinced that dick is bruce's favorite child while all of his siblings know for sure that bruce's favorite child is actually jason
some random reporter: who's your favorite child?
bruce: how DARE YOU imply that i play favorites, i love ALL of my children equally
dick, without missing a bit: oh he absolutely plays favorites, it was jason
tim: rest in peace
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“reify” is the funniest word to me. a prefix and a suffix don’t need a base word to be in a loving and fulfilling relationship
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it’s crazy that the “russian tuant” is considered the Metal Gear Gay Moment when big boss and kaz have unambiguous onscreen gay sex in peacewalker
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Oh, so this is why we had the ox rib scene...
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“Ao3 needs an algorithm” no it doesn’t, part of the ao3 experience is scrolling through pages of cursed content looking for the one fic you want to read until you get distracted by a summary so cursed that it completely derails your entire search
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