Okay my friends, please enjoy this video of the dashing @tomwlaschiha reading the German edition of The Scary Godmother aloud. I think you will love it but maybe not as much as I do, of course! #scarygodmother #tomwlaschiha #readabook #evenbetterreadmybook
Thank you all for the kind words on my wedding recap. I tried to capture as much detail to paint a vivid picture. Leave no MAGA hat unturned. No thin blue line uncrossed, ya know?
Anyway, thought I’d answer a few questions posed since you were nice enough to ask!
@stevebunge asked “How many cops were at the reception?”
I feel bad for not knowing the exact count, but at least 3 confirmed. Which, I realized later, are actually corrections officers - including SIL’s date.
@travelingteacher asked “Why were MP and the groomsmen the only ones allowed to order liquor? Because it technically wasn’t an open bar, nor was it a cash bar? WTF, never heard of that before.”
I don’t have a factual answer but if I were a betting woman I’d say due to douche reasons. Like it’s some sort of VIP/Dude Thing. It was also embarrassing to have to Ask a Man to get me a drink and I think these are the kinds of guys who get off on feeling powerful or special.
@scarygodmother asked “Why not just have a cash bar smdh oh right that would have looked tacky and like they couldn't afford drinks”
Considering they were asking for money to shove food in each other’s faces I think we passed the exit to “Tacky Town” some miles back. We’re careening toward the on-ramp to “Christ on a Cracker City.”