little rich boy sirius who gets disowned and can barely survive without his expensive brands and the basic human need to eat at least once a day meeting the entirely too generous james potter who just falls for the vanity and sincerity of the reformed rich boy and decides that once sirius stops caring about brands and status and rich boy things and just cares about what matters in life he decides to spoil his boyfriend to pieces because he’s secretly sitting on a fucking fortune
thinking of a new tav who's an archfey warlock perhaps... she made a pact with [patron pending] to help her kill her last two husbands so she could keep their money. she's a noblewoman from the upper city of baldur's gate. definitely knew cazador from society parties & when astarion drops his lore unfortunately her first reaction is "oh he had such nice finger sandwiches at his parties. can we find out where he got those before we kill him." "well he probably ate the chef after so. no." "hm. sad. ah well!" because she sucks so much. she's going to romance Wyll perhaps (?) and MAYBE he can fix her. maybe. likely not but Perhaps.
EVERY GIRL FROM HERE TO SOHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVES TO TELL ME THINGS I DONT KNOW!!!!!!!! BEAUTIFUL AND SMART!!!! AND NO GOOD FOR ME!!!!!!! AT AAAAAAAALLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love thinking about Halsin looking at Angdiirn and fantasizing about it being a moderately sadistic dom top who will treat him like its pet but in a fun consensually negotiated way rather than a terrifying 'years of slavery and abuse' way
only to actually proposition it and find out that it's 1) severely sexually traumatized and 2) a lot of its trauma is specific to being forced to penetrate so it's exclusively a side or bottom
An important thing about Aziraphale is that he cares so much about being good, but also, he is only ok at it. Not terrible! Just mediocre. Very brave and trying his absolute best with mixed results. To paraphrase the book, neither fundamentally good nor fundamentally bad but fundamentally Aziraphale. He is however trying very hard to save the entire planet and that is really very lovely of him and should count for a lot, especially because his hot not-boyfriend finally made a move after six thousand horny, horny years and he could easily have chosen to get really spectacularly laid instead of reviewing organizational flowcharts and being trapped in meetings with people who hate each other only slightly less than they hate him.
what do you call the emotion when you miss your partner who died but you love your current partner so much and you know you never would've started dating them if your previous partner didn't die so you just feel horrible instead?