#sfm imagines

[pluvillion]

Two AIs; one who hates mankind and one who yearns for mankind's existence.

i turned the rough sketch into an actual render (i didn't want it to go to waste, y'know; it's a one-of-a-time idea). don't let sizes fool you, without the tight zoom, GLaDOS is massive compared to 2B.

as for the render itself, don't expect them to have a literal swordfight. these two would battle it out psychologically; 2B, knowing GLaDOS' existence and how she was created, would ask her numerous things about who created the genetic lifeform and what they were like. GLaDOS, on the other hand, would tell her they're "useless" and "the reason why i'm here right now".

these two would keep exchanging ideologies to the point where the things they're discussing simply cannot be comprehended by a mortal human.

#i was only supposed to explain a render #i turned it into a headcanon #take a load of this dude #but seriously tho i'd love to see a universe where these two collaborate to beat the enemy #imagine how powerful they would be #sfm #source filmmaker #portal #portal 2 #glados #genetic lifeform and disk operating system #yorha no.2 type b #2b #nier automata #nier automata fanart #nier #3d render

[mudzdale]

hurriedly trying to capture a vision of What if Dr Habit Had a Psychonauts Mental World Stage

the idea is that a lot of the character layout and storytelling present in the actual sfm game would be rehashed in this first phase here, through dialogue with habit (who introduces himself as “boris”, or course), and DEFINITELY a memory vault--probably a 1:1 recreation of the trauma room version at the habitat. imagination figments are mostly stylized illustrations of flowers and associated imagery (flowerpots, trowels), and of course smiles. here and there... some teeth, but only as the level progresses (in a ring around the stage, sticking close to the wall--sometimes straying, but overall avoiding The Pit)

gosh the vision for it is SO clear in my head. but my ma didnt raise me to be a level designer

trying to communicate the scale of the place. u feel me right. its big. big ol place with dang ol cartoon flowers everywhere. and then the Nightmare Pit always visible out of the corner of ur eye. and the slope of the place TOWARDS the nightmare pit. very important

its like an inception sequence. very intense. sorry for my hand writing.

sorry to raz for these hideous illustrations ): i love u i prommy im just in a hurry to get the boards out

#ummm i have ideas for the next phases so those will follow i hope. this is kind of fun and exciting. i hope this turns out as nicely as im #imagining it #oh but important to note i Am a fake psychonauts fan and im DEFINITELY not a level-designer brain so most of my research was done via tumblr #user sporesgalaxy's tag. so sorry if i accidentally stoled anything thru that process ): #anyways #gollydraws #sfm #smile for me #dr habit #boris habit #psynauts

[boywolfwerefriend]

You bought your werewolf one of those human sized dog beds and now they won't leave it alone. They've found a way to use it while gaming, taking naps, reading, the whole nine. They love the shit out of that stupid thing- and you love them all the more. It's adorable as hell.

One day you notice small articles of your clothing are missing and find them there, tucked into the plush sides like little hidden treasures. You think nothing of it- it must be the cats doing cat things. It keeps escalating- a shirt, a pair of underwear, a small blanket. Until you leave for a couple of days on a work trip and return to your werewolf cuddled into a nest of your clothes, napping peacefully. You smile and take your shirt off and put it right next to their nose, and they snuggle their face right up to it and hug it like a teddy bear. You don't have the heart to wake them, but this does give you an idea. You know when they work, so you leave again and don't tell them you're home. You return and unpack, trailing all of your dirty laundry to the oversized bed like breadcrumbs, grab your blanket and lay naked in their new favorite spot and wait..

(part two later)

#werewolf #monster #monster imagine #teratophillia #my writing #part 1 #sfm

[soleilnomoon]

Hi there! I love your written works for Sanji, they were so immersive and well written, I found myself lost in the story and! Beautifully done! If its not too much trouble, may I ask for some SFW and, if possible, NSFW headcanons for Sanji with the reader, please? Thank you for your time keep shining on! ❤

ahh this is literally one of the sweetest comments i’ve ever received about my writing, so thank you really <3 and it’s never trouble, i write to please and entertain; so, here you go! i hope you enjoy :) 

sfw:

at first, everything is more or less the same, but it’s all in the details.

you think nothing’s changed; he continues flirting with others, professing loudly how they are the light of his life and the reason for his very being—all lies, you remind yourself constantly—and it doesn’t occur to him that he should stop doing that altogether. it gives him pause, this realization, and guilt steadily spreads through his chest. he tries reasoning with himself—it’s what he’s known the majority of his life; he’s never had anyone genuinely like him the way he’s liked them before.

until you, of course.

in his head, you have a special place in his heart, and that’s all that really matters to him. with a love like this, he can’t afford to mess up; so, bit by bit, he offers small pieces of himself, in the hopes that you’ll still want him around. 

it’s gradual, but worthwhile. it starts with him sitting next to you for every meal; no one pays attention at first, but after the tenth time your crewmates start to question him. he waves them off, not wanting to elaborate, but also feeling irritatingly demure on the matter—to the point that a faint blush can be seen on his cheeks whenever your name is mentioned, a burden he is more than willing to carry.

brook and robin like to tease him whenever you’re nearby; you don’t mind, if anything, it’s flattering; but he certainly does. when you ask him why, he’s in the middle of sauteing vegetables, the aroma enticing you to hang out in the kitchen a little longer; you are precious to him, he says absently—waves of agitation rippling off of him as he speaks—and he doesn’t want anyone prying. let alone luffy, brook, or zoro. especially zoro, who teases sanji endlessly until you come by and berate the obtuse swordsman for being childish and petty.

it warms his heart, having someone defend him like that; you don’t really think anything of it, it’s the most natural thing in the world for you to do, actually.

on seemingly less busy days—where clouds coast lazily in the sky, the sunlight keeping everyone invigorated and full of energy—you’ll find that he prepares extra special desserts for you alone. when allows you into his sanctuary—the kitchen being semi-off limits while he works—you don’t question it, instead you cherish the moment. he lets you be the first to taste-test his food—much to luffy’s chagrin—and the one who helps him plan the menu for every day of the week.

a healing love; nourishing, always growing, comfortable yet life-altering. when you finally reach the core of his heart, that’s when you know that this is a forever kind of love.

nsfw:

he’s a very giving lover, everyone knows that. but—you’re the one who really knows. intimately, at that. if you think sanji will ever tire of pleasing you, you’re severely mistaken. even when his body is at its limits, fatigue threatening him with hallucinations, he manages to find himself in between your legs every single time.

he’ll feed you pieces of fruit—neatly cut, symmetrical, fresh—and when you try to wipe the juice off of your chin, he stops you and swipes his tongue along your skin, tracing the sticky path until he finds his way back to your mouth. when he kisses you, it’s with every single fiber of his being—feverish, short, messy; you liquefy, legs giving out but he catches you—he’s always catching you.

sometimes, when his arousal is too great, he doesn’t bother removing your clothes, opting to push your panties to the side, slender fingers dancing along your slick folds, before pinching your clit to get your attention. 

he’ll remind you to focus only on him before he sits you atop whatever surface that’s closest to you—so he can have more access. his lips coast along your soft, inner thigh with little regard for the soft, pleading moans that escape your mouth. normally, he takes his time to tease more noises out of you, but there are some nights where feels as if he’ll implode if he doesn’t taste you.

except, he doesn’t just taste, he devours—expertly, dangerously, an addiction he won’t ever give up no matter what. he’s the type to greedily try to give you more orgasms than you know what to do with. it’s only when you’re too overstimulated to do anything but whimper and tug on his hair that he grants you a bit of mercy. 

a culinary prodigy, his motto is to eat every crumb off of every plate. you are now his most favorite meal to consume. nutritional, even.

the softness of your body will tempt him all day, and if he can, he’ll have you on top of the kitchen counter, writhing as his hips knock into yours in succession, like a man obsessed. and maybe he is. just don’t expect any sympathy when he’s in this state, either; he’ll apologize for it later, when his head clears. but if anyone ever asks, he’ll say he’s guiltless.

#i loveee him sfm can u tell #vinsmoke sanji #vinsmoke sanji x reader #one piece imagine #one piece x reader #one piece smut #sanji x reader #fic request #aurodontdoit

[skeletalheartattack]

how do you feel about the new tf2 leaks?

Oh it big sucks!

listen, this leak honestly makes me so mad im not even joking. not because of like, leaks like this cause so much trouble for the developers who own them (in how to combat it), or for the source licencees who are affected by the leak, but WHO it affects in this community.

say you've been working a beta recreation of 2Fort from Trailer 2 (since it's the version with the most footage), you've been working on it in your spare time for the past... 6 years lets say. you know the ins and outs of this map, you've watched footage and studied screenshots from around August 2006, and you've made an intense list of all the eras of 2Fort to ensure you have a timeline of eras so you know which to avoid and such.

so your beta 2Fort recreation is as accurate it can be from all the public media you could find from it. you've even gotten the sewers to be as low as they were in the beta combined with the higher water. there's some things left to your interpretation of the map, since the sewers have never been shown for example, and you push it out for people to play around on. this was basically your hobby for the past 6 years, and it meant so much to you to be able to create something with a love you can't put to words.

suddenly. the worst thing imaginable. a month after you post it? an entire developer repo leaks. and lets pretend it's got that version of 2Fort intact. that's a serious gut punch BUT, then you get comments from folks like "oh the actual 2fort leaked" "this is obsolete now" "oh well a recreation couldn't ever top a leak". it's demoralizing. it breaks their spirit for something they worked so hard on. the one thing you loved working on? well seemingly it doesn't matter now to the community you painstakingly made it for.

that's what hurts for me, is the people who've created content based off of things from TF2 (like the Spellcasters Witch), whom have made it from scratch, added their own personal touches like different outfits and hairstyles, to the ability to allow the user to recolour every part of that outfit. then a leak comes along and it seems everyone's ferally knashing their teeth at this leak. no leak can ever come close to the kind of love community members put into stuff.

that's why i hate this leak. and even with the 60 gigabytes of stuff that's leaked? people are still like "oh well this doesn't have everything 🙄". like sorry 60GB wasn't enough for you?

i hope we never see a TF2 leak again. this shit sucks and i hate the community around it.

#ask #catsmocha #i dont care whats in it. i dont care what maps are found. it fucking sucks #id have to imagine that any valve dev who had a slight want in working on TF2 again have quickly changed their mind from this #what do i know. im just some guy #but the whole ''cut content community'' for tf2 sucks #theyve been sitting on their hands waiting for the repo to leak. and theyre not even satisfied #now they want the SFM repo! which i bet doesnt exist. or wont exist now that this's happened #good job you idiots! #youll never see a TF2 leak after this point ill tell you that much. and good!!!! fuck 'em!!! #none of them deserve this stuff #sorry im just really mad at how people treat scrapped content for this game #theres so much stuff PUBLICLY AVAILABLE TO YOU that you can research through and find new stuff #but no 🙄💅 gotta get my hands on that repo!!! cant waste my time looking elsewhere #it makes me so mad #legit my heart goes out to the content creators who made models and maps before this leak #you put so much work into your craft. im sorry its being ignored for this shit #thank you for the ask honestly. i feel like if i didnt have an ask like this i wouldve explo💥💥💥💥💥

[mittenlady]

alternate lighting beneath the cut

"omg good job at the trial herr samurai :)"

"if you do not take your hand away from my shoulder you will find an envelope of anthrax in your mailbox"

"omg you're getting me a present? that is so kind of u :)"

#their dynamic would be so funny please please please please please please #klavquill #messing in sfm while snacking on dunkin (my little treat) #sfm #ace attorney #gyakuten saiban #klavier gavin #simon blackquill #imagining like borderline tsundere simon #he is like I HATEHIM SO MUCH HE IS SO FUCKIGN ANNOYING #and then he is up at 3 am considering self lobotomizing because he can not stop thinking of little german man #sunshine and grumpy dynamic ? ? ?

[yoylechess]

play online with your friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#this was made because of tf2 #i wanna play but unfortunately i think people will want me FUCKING DEAD KILLED AND MURDERED irl if im bad at the game ive never played befo #ofc not gonna happen but what if a person on the internet thinks that for half a second then forgets??? ill be ruined!! tarnished forever!! #apparently #according 2 my brain #fun fact i found out abt tf2 via sfm and looked it up #(i was tiny itty bitty btw this is important information) #and i heard stuff about it being shut down FOREVER!!!!!!! and unplayable and stuff.. & just believed it and went OK!!! tf2 doesnt exist #& then i prompty forgot #until recently but it looks soooo fun #but also i have an anxiety disorder that kept me from leaving my house and home 99% of the time for 2 yrs #and now im TEARING EVRYTHING UP #LET ME IIIINNNNN LET ME IN TF2 #also applies to lethal league but to a lesser extent #sorry for rambling #funny how i use ta spend 100% of my time on animal jam (an online game) and now if i even THINK about an online game im like #“yeah but imagine if the entire userbase wanted you dead lol” like OKAY BRAAINNN #nothing happened on aj to make me feel this way btw i look back on aj very fondly #i do still think that da stamp from user thisdastampdoesnotexist still applies #that one where its like #animal jam logo on a black background with white text reading “i will ruin your life and everything in it” #i love that thang sm #<3 animal jam sucked lowkey but i still love it to death #and im talking about CLASSIC not fucking PLAY WILD which i will never not call play wild because its play wild #you will never be animal jam classic animal jam play wild #my relationship with animal jam is like that screenshot of a set of text messages that read as follows: #Imy 😢😢😢 #i miss you too 🥺 #i was so drunk i dont miss you bitch #<- me and animal jam

[buckpaws]

still working out compositions but hehe...that loba line in rev army mode where she goes "everyone deserves a second chance"

#mine #art #sfm #also posing is not done at all but i finally started making progress 2day #lose my mind every time i hear this line #imagine if they got over their shit n were friends..*caustic voice* allies #hearing caustic call himself an ally is fucking hilarious actually #anyway. more wips

[rexscanonwife]

Engie: what are ya, some kind of European toymaker?

Medic: no, I am a fucking GENIUS with poker up the ass!

#jane journals #silly #not self ship #incorrect quotes #idk how to tag this i dont necessarily want fandom attention ahffjg #dont entirely mind it but not looking for it really #i just remember when this audio was super popular on tiktok and it ALWAYS made me think of these two 😂😂 #it even sounds kinda like medic #like i could have sworn it was from a tf2 sfm animation or smth with impressionists and whatever #but no!! its from rdr2 #which i consistently misread as r2d2 #anyways you cant tell me this is how their first meeting went 😂😂 #i think medic and engie could be SUCH a fascinating duo with a fun dynamic #cause medic is smart in his own right and sounds scary and stuff but he has no qualifications to speak of #and engie sounds rustic but has 11 fuckin phds #and despite outwardly being the chillest I KNOW hes got some craziness in there I KNOW IT #mad inventor is just one step away from mad doctor i think #so imagine they worked together more often #anyway my ramblings aside i would draw this if i had the energy #maybe someday! im surprised no onea beat me to it #im very sleepy #🔧handyman husband 🔧

[thatrandomblogging]

Came Into My Head

#sfm #my sfm #Team Fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 scout #scout tf2 #scout #imagine not uploading anything for 2 months then just posting this outta nowhere

[mizzmellos]

This may have been done or already asked or an idea you had but like... M2 or Something going to see the barbie movie? Who would want tickets, ironically, legitimately, or just trying to please the other or going for the snacks etc. Alternatively, how HARD AND CUNTY could Mello rock a barbie outfit? (as opposed to those clearly Mello designs on those awesome Bratz you got sent)

Matt wants to go because he has a crush on Margot Robbie (<- blonde with big eyes). Mello would legitimately divorce him rather than be caught dead at such a juvenile film.

Also this might be cheating but I've definitely wanted to draw Mello in some of the really cute designer barbie outfits LOL the Donna Karan (1995) and Moschino (2015) are two of my favorites hehe xoxo but he already wears those brands anyway so it doesn't really count 😬

#i love moschino sfm i just imagine mello wearing it to cope bc ill never be able to afford it <3 #the solo in the spotlight from 61 and the no1 original barbie from 59 are also very good outfits #id also love to draw him in the pink barbie moschino runway line lol

[mudzdale]

Genuine question what do you think Habit has under his coat. It can't be his dentist scrubs right? What's he got in there?

ouhhh thats a really good question... honestly i think that most often it is usually some form of medical wear, in attempt to maintain a professional image, and, theoretically, a professional mindset. but he is a very busy man, and sometimes the matching pants are in the wash, and sometimes its just a day for casual wear....

#i imagine he is shouting at poor kamal in the second image ): WHERE are those important documents he needed printed. #he has a meeting in FIVE MINUTES. #anyways thank u for the ask i love u (: always a pleasure #sfm #smile for me #gollydraws #sparklehoard #dr habit #boris habit

[chmerical]

you really love drama, huh? for cc from @bunnymad ♡

they're  heavy,  heavy  and  foggy  and  entirely  too  entertained  with the  sight  in  front  of  them.  a  most  dramatic  melodrama,  starring two  classmates  who  are,  no  doubt,  about  to  break  up  for  the fourth  time  that  month.  it's  the  best  kind  of  show  in  all honesty.  the  scene  is  set,  the  redhead  up  on  her  feet,  defiant while  her  partner  clings  onto  her  arm,  urging,  begging  her  to stay:  please, please, it wasn't it looked like-- a  melody  plays about  in  their  mind,  a  score  perhaps,  for the  tumultuous  lover's quarrel,  the  finish  touch  if  you  will.

marchie's words cut through, a surprisingly pleasant record scratch and the corners of cc's lips curl and curl up, their signature grin proudly on display, ❝ what's life without a little drama, eh? ❞ and it's true-- it's such a sight when they're not in the throws of it, ❝ enjoy the view, marchy march, take in the moment while you can. and maybe get your phone out... mine's dead & i have an idea. ❞

ft. @bunnymad !!

#these gremlins!!!!!! #lets gooooOOOO #cc loves marchie sfm ;-; #bunnymad #— ❛❛ // CHARLIE CHESHIRE ¦ imagination is the only weapon in the war with reality ・ 「 answered ! 」

[pinkythegamingfox]

╭──╯ . . . . . Yae Miko x Ei . . . . . ╰──╮

#genshin imagines #yae miko #raiden ei #genshin #genshin ship #sfm #eimiko

[corvobeliik]

wakey wakey

#star wars tcw #hardcase #fives #echo #sfm #imagine waking up to see this

[trashbaget]

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#i am vibrating just thinking about him #i am vibrating so hard i am going to pull every muscle in my body #the mere idea of kissing him makes me weepy is gross #physical intimacy in the most inncent of senses is such a heady feeling #imagined physical intimacy in the most innocent of senses is such a heady feeling and i am desperate to experience it for real #he’s just some guy #but i like him sfm and we would make such a great couple