#she said THATS MY HUSBAND

[thefrsers]

#911 #911 on fox #911 spoilers #911edit #6x14 #athena grant #athenagrantedit #bathena #bathenaedit #gifs #mine #she said THATS MY HUSBAND #IF ONLY HE KNEW HE WAS PERFECT #and like the way she dragged out husband part alsdkfjsdf #that's a wife so in lurve with her husband i cant #im on the floor pounding my fists crying screaming yellingggggg

[moeblob]

So it occurs to me that I posted most of their lore on my OC blog (though a few posts on here have the story info) and honestly I think it's very important to note that the entire reason a guy from Florida is recruited to help defeat the demon lord isn't him as the hero. His younger brother (by about ten years younger) is the Chosen Hero and... not very good at it. So the goddess (Solei) who had selected the hero has to begrudgingly go back to earth and convince his older brother to help save her world.

(Also Reynold admits to Solei that "Sascha could never be a bad influence. He's the best impulse control I've ever had" and she really doesn't like to hear it. That's terrifying.)

#my characters #sascha is The demon lord and there is truly only one at a time #solei however is simply a goddess - not the only one of divinity #i dont actually know if thats been mentioned on either art blog lmao #also its not pictured here but reynold is recruited and only asks for one favor when in the other world (from solei) #he wants to be a woman while he helps his brother #she thinks its a weird flex but ok whatever buddy you can be a woman #and the logic is not him actually wanting to be one its just you see his younger brother finds it weird #to have a guy cling to him and dote on him like reynold does and said One Time WHY COULDNT YOU BE A SISTER THIS IS WEIRD #and so reynold is briefly rey for about a month before being held hostage by sascha and hes like... super polite #and asks her if she was cursed and so shes like uhhh what and he mentions looking at her gives him a headache #because the core and the outer appearance arent the same and he can revert her back to her original form if she wants #and she does so rey goes back to reynold which is very nice and reynold appreciates it #because honestly looking at rey in a mirror gives HIM a headache cause solei designed his appearance #and it was so bright thank you demon lord for giving the florida man his natural boring look back #also reynold will always carry sunglasses because solei can just appear and she is way too bright to deal with without eye protection #solei is not amused and thinks its basically slander against her godly appearance and reynold just smiles at her and tells her tough luck #he wants his vision for his new hot husband she can deal with a little insubordination #florida man begs for torture bc he can handle that and he knows it #is instead handed courtesy and manners and doesnt know what to do with it - quickly developing what he claims is NOT stockholm syndrome #solei and sascha quietly muttering about what that could possibly mean cause they dont know what this guy is talking about

[thecoolestfreakyouknow]

"I want to be solid land." with the flashback to Ji Won longing for it after her father's death. and Ji Hyuk's longing. that longing from then until now, until then. quizzing the first love to see if he can be "solid land" earlier in the same episode. this is crazy. this is unbelievable levels of tenderness. it's so beautiful

#no ....... way ........... #thats probably my favourite kdrama romance line EVER. the layers to it. #he doesn't want to 'have' her or 'want' her or even 'like' her like he's already said. #he wants to be the solid ground she walks on. there for everything and never letting her sink. holy fucking shit #AND... if he can't be there he's vetting every mf man to see if he can be land for her. #IM SERIOUSLY CALLING EMERGENCY SERVICES ..... #marry my husband #GREAT i've played myself. i binged all the episodes and im back to waiting weekly like the rest of u chumps

[forestgreenlesbian]

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#feel like my relationship with my younger brother is changed completely forever not to be dramatic lol but i am sad #we used to b very close but he has kind of. found his faith again and gone full missionary christian which like. i knew meant the dynamic #was doomed lmao but actually acknowledging it makes me sad i feel like i'm grieving for the friendship we used to have even though #it is literally a me problem i think from his perspective he doesn't think anything has changed. but i feel weird about everything #also his new gf is nineteen and he is. almost 25 and i am the only one who feels weird about it like i know she's over 18 but! idk i can't #tell if i'm being overly cautious or if my gut instinct is right. my sister & her husband have a similar age gap but they met when they wer #both over 30 so like. it didn't feel weird. and i didn't feel comfortable actually seriously talking to him about it apart from the first #time he mentioned her over facetime (he went to another country to do mission stuff & met her there) so like an idiot i've just been #making jokes about the age gap becausee like. thats always been our thing lightly bullying each other lol but he blew up at me and said #i've had nothing positive to say about her since he's been back home and that he thinks i hate her and i'm out of line for constantly #implying he's creepy for dating someone younger. idk i felt like such a freak idiot horrible person about it. it completely blindsided me #bc yes the jokes were coming from a place of idk how i feel about this situation so i'm going to rely on the humour-based communication #we have always fallen back on as a safety thing but i guess i was wrong or the dynamic shifted or something anyway it's all fucked #& everyone is just telling me i feel weird out of some?? misplaced kind of jealousy thing?? because i'm 'losing' my brother to his gf lol #which does not feel right at all he has dated so many other girls and i have never had a problem it is literally the age gap like i haven't #even met this girl i'm sure she's very nice! i just worry about her being nineteen!! jesus. and yes maybe i do feel some resentment around #a brother younger than me who seems to be able to live his life with zero difficulty whilst i'm stuck being this unemployed loser who ruins #literally ever friendship & relationship ive ever had but i think thats ok right like i can't help feeling that. i don't fucking knowwww #am i just projecting all these sad feelings about our friendship dying onto his new relationship or like. am i right to be genuinely #concerned she's six years younger than him and still a fucking teenager!!!!!! i don't know

[devestatedutterlydevestated]

shoutout to lego monkie kid for being the only lego show to have the demon bull family in it

manifesting more of them and their interactions in s4 🙏

#lmk s4 #lego monkie kid #lmk season 4 #monkie kid dbk #dbk #demon bull family #demon bull king #princess iron fan #red son #i love them so much #theyre so sweet #let them be a happy family #also was anyone else shocked to learn that pif doesnt actually have horns and thats just her hair #like in hindsight it shouldve been REALLY obvious #but #as one ice cream sandwich once said #my brain is square and im often confused #on the other hand #ITS SO CUTE THAT SHE MAKES HER HAIR LIKE HORNS #to match with her husband??? #she needs to drop that tutorial rn #RN

[wo-der-horizont-beginnt]

There's a point at which disliking Rebecca just falls into vastly tired women-hating tropes lacking any nuanced thought and part of this fandom's definitely made it there

#abuse mention #inspired by seeing the tv tropes page. and then people praising it #brief summary of parts of the tv tropes page would be *she was an awful bitch who deserved to die* #like can we have some perspective #some consideration for where info on her comes from. those characters vested interests. the fact that all of this is then filtered through #*i*. you think i is reliable here #ich and maxim are weird and fascinating and i love them as fictional characters #but i hate how horrible and downright stupid the rebecca hate has got #and i dont like her anyway #but phrases like 'utterly selfish narcissistic bitch' who's husband killed her in a 'righteous fury' #because divorce would have 'destroyed manderley' (bullshit) and she 'rather had it coming' because she was 'utterly rotten' #just say you dislike women and go jesus #thats not even all the quotes i hated on the page #its excused with well she was an abuser/maxim's a victim of abuse which is headcanon. #which i still dont rhink justifies the stuff being said but more importantly #its as easy to textually back up maxim being an abuser as it is rebecca #and he's the one with structural power and she's the one who's been murdered #he's also the one with all the power to shape the narrators views. because he's alive and rebecca's been murdered. #which will affect how the narrator reports events and conversations thoughout the story #my headcanon? sure but just as supported by the text as the other interpretation and i dont belitted and victim blame women to do it #and in no way do i think rebecca's perfect. I think the level of awful you think she is is based on personal interpretation #and that maybe in a public fandom space/website and not just your own blog not talking about women like might be nice

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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#man ive never seen an eating disorder kill someone else besides a parent infecting a child but my nana is really trying #shes like 1000% orthotexic. will not eat anything not filled with vegetables or fat. and my grandpa is 87yo with a heart condition currentl #in the hospital for covid bc thry went to Christmas church and dont believe in being vaccinated and my dad is so frustrated #bc he knows his mom is not gonna give his dad hearty foods. he needs to eat like protein shakes and meat and ice cream. anything thats not #her cooking which sucks on top of being extremely healthy. except its not healthy bc they dont eat a balanced diet #so its my nanas eating disorder killing her husband and shes so fucking frustrating. im like 99% sure she has obsessive compulsive #personally disorder bc she fits to a T and has zero insight. she may have full on 0cd bc talking to my dad he has more obvious 0cd #compulsions than i do. he used to say phrases before going to bed and would take 2 steps across the floor to prevent bad things from #happening. so like im pretty sure my nana is where i get my perfectionism and 0cd. god. i wish i could express how fucked up she is #like my dad said at least he had a stable home to grow up in but like she has zero sympathy for other people. cannot look past herself. wil #not wear a mask bc she doesnt care enough abt other ppl. my dad was like: u would not have survived in that house. which is fair bc i am #barely keeping it together coming from a stable home with two sympathetic parents who i know love me #and like its sad that they're suffering the effects of buying into the fox news bullshit and its killing them #but also. genuinely. i think theyre not very good ppl. theyre the type of people who think they're better bc they're religious. white. and #thin. and theyre not better thsn anyone. their grandchildren cant stand them. well cant stand her at least. papa is just quite so its hard #to say what hes thinking. apparently he was confused last night and saying something about eating dinner on the golf course. which sounds #nicer thsn being in the hospital lol. ugh. he seems not long for this world tbh. may he pass peacefully to b with his 1st wife who died of #brain cancer at age like 20 or something. so it goes. bleh. how many funerals are intended for me in the next 5 years? hopefully none but #that seems improbable with the unspoken drain circling that seems to b going on in this family. old age and like almost 10 years of cancer #defying the stats but for how much longer? #i dunno. its just so weird to watch these things happen and not talk about it directly to the other ppl who see it #i worry that ill come off as too callose or inappropriate bc i have that tendency when something bad is happening but thats everyone else #excuse? idk i just feel like its better to talk abt things #unrelated #ed mention #i tell u this so i can say these things to someone and also bc if i were u. i would like to hear the drama #bc im nosey and i assume other r too ;-]

[arolesbianism]

Thinking abt spiraling upwards side characters again. Charredpelt my absolute beloved

#rat rambles #spiraling upwards #warriors posting #girlies who are trying so soooo hard to support womens wrongs but the wrongs are that their wife is cheating on them #and now she cant even get closure cause said wife is dead along with the man she cheated on her for #like charredpelt isnt stupid she knows these cats too well but thats exactly why she keeps to this day justifying them to herself #all while living as the sole parent to their children #the worst part is that if she had just been properly talked to abt it first she probably would have been ok with it #but she wasnt. she didnt even get the choice to set up boundaries #for the record shes my favorite cragclan cat and has been since she came out as trans lol #shout out to daisystar tho my boy is so cute and also so messed up <3 #and egretpaw and furzepaw ofc get honerable mentions but theyre main characters so ofc I've thought a lot abt them #but yeah for cragclan I deliberately chose out cats I hoped would kill eachother and instead they just got into a bunch of love traingles #and then I made eagle clan with the same goal with a bloodthirsty deputy but then conestar just loved everyone and was loved by everyone #hell the one cat who disliked her at first is her wife now girlie is just sitting here loving her wife and family #I honestly couldn't tell you who my favorites in any other clan is tbh #I do adore most of elmclan but I cant say theres anyone I like that much more than everyone else #like honeystar is definitely the one who caught my attention first due to her hashtag trauma playing out in real time right away #but also thistlepeak and whimsygoose are sooooo silly I love them quiet kitty and their loud rude kitty husband #oh and also pumpkin shes not that deep of a character I just think shes cute #for eagleclan I cannot lie to you I barely remember anyone in there atm but I do love conestar shes so silly #and minkclan is another hard one caus they're the first one I made so I have a lot of love for basically all of them #but blazebelly was my og favorite shes like charredpelt but instead of having a wife cheating on her it never got past a one sided crush #and lightnip is also a current fave of mine shes so mean I love her #ratstar has always been one of my favorites of all the clans tho shes just so silly and incompetent #and shout out to nightfur for being the only cat I've ever seen generate with romantic feelings towards a cat #it was for my default dead cat raincinder who is also a shitty asshole but that just means nightfur is tragic now <3 #oh yeah I should probably provide more exicit context on the clangen stuff huh #basically I made the four main clans in clangen and used the gameplay as a skeleton for backstory and worlduilding #building off of premade characters and concepts has always been one of my favorite things (as seen by how many randomized aus Ive done)

[istanbulite]

lmao coworkers said ohoho honey you wont b able to b on your phone so much later bc you ll b busy cooking and cleaning for your husband, so value this freedom rn ✧*｡

um...Nightmare

#esp this woman who said she thought she d relax after her son left but now has to cook just as much for husband #like #thats sad #Sad #or this woman who bragged abt her son asking his wardrobe to b cleaned like ohhhh so tidy #not #he has hands #su.txt #literally living my nightmares

[silverselfshippingchaos]

i saw my husband at the bookstore the other day!

#ash rambles 💚 #and by the other day. i mean a few weeks #i got the last f.f7 novel i need to complete my collection of all of them #but.. gah... id be a liar if i said i didnt spend a few moments just staring at my husband #it was really funny that his book was on display while i was there #because well. ash and his first meeting in canon was actually at a bookstore! #ash couldnt reach a book and he offered to help. he wasnt expecting this stranger to be so pretty though. their hands brush a little as he #hands her the book she was struggling to reach. but he recognizes the cover as a series that e.rika and w.alker like so he introduces them #and. well. the rest is history! #it just made my heart feel so warm ajdjajsjs finding my husband in a bookstore again huh #hehe it really is fate #GAH THATS CHEESY AJDJWJDHWJE #freaking husband.. makes me all sappy and romantic ajdjajsjw he just has that effect on me

[nick-eyre]

Tell us about the colleen hoover book that you rated as 1 star

Okay so the book was v/erity and I read it because a cute girl told me it was really good and I wanted to talk to her again but it was a mistake!

Its basically just hetero smut pretending to be a mystery thriller (no shame in liking that but I personally prefer less blowjobs more murder) + the ‘twists’ are so stupid and there so much lost opportunity! Idk how to even talk about it just 0/5

I never saw that girl again but its probably for the best because I don’t like your book taste is not a great conversation starter

#I honestly hardly remember the details now bc I was so mad and disappointed when I finished it that I just got rid of the book asap #im pretty sure ​its cardinal sin is all the characters are good people and thats so boring #I wanted gone girl inspired fun #actually it was basically reverse gone girl #spoilers for this book and gone girl: #its basically if amy wrote a Journal that said I want to frame my husband for murder and killed my ex and then the twist is that it was a #creative writing experiment and the death was actually a tragic accident #and shes actually a really good person just grieving and then nick found the jernal and crashed a car with both of them in it #and then amy just pretended to be disabled for months? #anyways it stupid #would have been so much more fun if the main character was fucked up and evil #i think they murder verity at the end so they at least weren’t perfect good guys the whole time but it was like all this could habe been #avoided with like a very simple conversation or she could have just not written a novel length false confession about murdering a child #its very popular on tiktok so that should tell you everything you need to know

[yuridovewing]

While I have a love/hate relationship with this fandom (as I'm sure most people do at this point) I gotta say, seeing the general opinion of each character shift drastically is really funny. We went from most fans being like "Brambleclaw should've been named Brambleflower because he is a nice soft dad who should have been honored for his mother, not his father, and he's such a proud papa who loves his babies to death and loves his small wife" to "Can Bramblestar fucking die already"

#i meannnn dont get me wrong im still kind of a sucker for the former. if ppl do that in rewrites i like that #if only bc i am a little weak for super proud parents who love their kids #but the dissonance between fanon and canon was soooo big #i'm glad for it in a way though bc now people have shut up abt the first few chapters of sqh #which ill probably have stuff to add onto when i get there #but remember when people were like ''oh my god squirrel is so fucking nasty for this. she doesnt think she has ENOUGH kids- #and she doesn't consider the three her children because if she did then she wouldnt want more kids!! shes FORCING her husband into more kid #when he just wants to appreciate and adore the kids he already has!! what a bitch!!!" #and people were fantasizing abt him putting her in her place by going ''i HAVE kids already you cunt'' #like. its been said a million times but damn the misogyny really is so bad if thats what you took from that scene #where she went ''hey wanna have more kids? no? ok. wait youre bringing it up again? ok heres why i do. still no? ok.'' #and he was shouting at her for emasculating him and shit

[obsidiannebula]

Hard floors are a curse. They are never clean. The sweeping and mopping never ends. I can sweep every inch and by the time I put the broom away there will be more debris on the floor. I can ignore it a little if I wear socks so the grit doesn't touch my feet and drive me up a wall but then I get hot. I could do so much more with my life if the floors didn't constantly need to be swept

#i showed my husband a robot vacuum i wanted and he said we didnt need it #sir im not even sure thats for you to decide at this point #in fairness L is terrified of 1) things that move on their own and 2) vacuums #so like. i wouldnt be able to get much use out of it while shes awake #they are expensive and we are trying to save money rn #especially after our vacation which did cost us a chunk bc of the whole international travel thing #i just. ughhh im tired of sweeping #i actually like the act of sweeping! but i spend too much time doing it. in my opinion

[nomaishuttle]

exciting day so far

#264 (the couple who pays extra to have their bed made every day (which is crazy)) knocked over a CLOCK in their room #the wife did it on accident luckily she was ok.but i had 2 hunt down maintenance to fix da clock and i thought i found a guy but apparently #he wasnt actually a maintenance guy So i might kms. but he said hed find a maintenance guy for me so.. #bc my boss was like ok ryan (head of maintenance (wnd housekeeping but hes a maintenance guy. my boss is the real head of housekeeping lol) #might be in the maintenance shop. and i was like okie went in and he wasnt 💀💀💀 so i just saw a guybwearing black which i thinkk is #maintenance color and i was like halp me ! and he was like erm yeah ill find a maintenance guy for you ^-^ #it was so awk tho. my job on weekdays (except tuesdays bc thats the day they get cleaned) is 2 make the bed and its usually umm #shes usually in da shower with her caretaker. not like eith but. ykwim. and the husband is usually asleep on da couch #but i got there like 10 minutes early so they were both up and also yhe husband was like Are you a guy can you help and i was like erm no #and i misunderstood i thought he was having like #a medical or #something else issue. yk. but then i overheard him talking to the wifes caretaker and realized he said CLOCK. and i was like ohhh ok.. #but i finished the bed and said okie ill find a maintenance guy t come help asap :] #and he was like thanks 👍 hes very sweet idk if we had spoken b4. well probably but idr much of it #i think ive mainly spoken to da wife b4. shes very sweet shes had a stroke so its a bit difficult to understand her sometimes but shes very #nice.. i ws sooo worried thenfirst day bc allegedly we got there early (aka the time they usually went to do the bed) so now k do it at 9 #which is mildly inconvenient but not too bad. ideally id be making the bed b4 i starty rooms 4 the day bc i have like an hour anf a half to #do my morning work. so i could just slot ir in real easy.. but its all good jo worries. but ya so she was kind of irritated the first day #and also it was my first time speaking to someone who had had a stroke. so i didnt realize thats just like. how she ralks and thought she #was just super duper mad. and i was like eep! but its ok.

[fleshdyke]

exploding my math teacher with my mind rn

#theres so many layers to the trish lore #i do not want to call her my math teacher so i am calling her trish. get fucked #like first things first i used to be ‘friends’ with her daughter in like grade 2 and 3 bc we were the same age #but also her daughter like. bullied me. #and she goes to my school now and ive only been in one class with her last year and afaik she’s nice enough now just annoying #and so i’ve been to her house a couple times. i have been in my math teacher’s house when i was like 7 #and her husband is a cop btw. bc of course he is #anyways she treats us like actual 4 year olds despite literally never having taught any younger than grade 9 #and she gave us 4 pages of work each with like 30-50 questions on them and they were all really complicated. ON THE SECOND DAY #and then i laughed at a thing my friend said yesterday one (1) time and two boys were like. quietly talking at the back of the class. #and other than that it was completely silent. but she went on a tangent about how this is an academic course and she expects better for like #5 minutes. like girl first of all we are teenagers what did you fucking expect. were you wanting perfect maturity and professionalism from a #group of 16 year olds. and also she’s been teaching hs math for over a decade like girl you should know this by now… #OH ALSO when i was friends w her daughter my mom talked to her yk bc thats how parents work when youre little #and this mf woman somehow looped my mother into a PYRAMID SCHEME #LIKE… #rambles

[baccan0pe]

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#my coworker said her husband is hyperfixating on babymetal and i just think thats SO funny #he sent her like 30 texts full of lore and fanart #i get it #she was like 'idk if you know them' and i was like 'yeah i know a few songs!' and she was like [resigned] 'i can give you reccomendations'