He's the one that gets his wish. He gets his health, I got my son back. It'll be worth it, you'll see.
Lucy Summers - Night Swim (2024)
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so frankenhooker,, huh?
watching this movie was INSANE, guys. it definitely shows its 90s charm with its shitty humor and fx!! I love it dearly, but good lord, was it a lot. I wouldn't recommend watching this movie if you don't like sexual humor or horror (if u can even call it that),, but otherwise, it's entertaining!!! I had to draw her,, I absolutely her!!
also, Jeffery says, "Take it easy," waaaaay too many times, I will not be taking it easy, yall
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Anyway general reminder that "I hate this trend of putting children's characters into dark horror stories" is compatible with "I think the public domain is good"
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Halloween (1978)
Bully: Don't you know what happens on Halloween?
Tommy Doyle: Yeah, we get candy.
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so i’ve got a big chin and obviously it’s not a feature that’s specifically discriminated against usually but similarly to a receding chin it’s also not like. something pretty much anyone has on tv or anything. which is fine for me generally bc i’m represented in a million other ways unlike a lot of people with features not seen on screens but it’s also like a little shitty to see someone with a similar feature to me being called like. robbie rotten or whatever. ANYWAY i was on reels today and there was a woman who was showing off her side profile and it was like woagh big chin appreciation that looks just like mine :) but it turned out to be the before of her plastic surgery chin reduction. which. rargh. and someone in the comment section said pretty much what i said (the initial hell yeah to ah.) which you know it’s not an online persona’s duty to live for their audiences and they’re gonna do their thing but it was a little frustrating that her response was like “i needed to make my outside match my beautiful inside <3” like. what does that mean. do you not see how that sounds brother. she also got a nose job in the same procedure so it was just double weird
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My best friend is the only person I'll sit through a horror movie for and I am the only person she'll go on a rollercoaster for so we're basically made for each other
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......Firecracker made me finally post an actual film review on letterboxd instead of my usual bullshit
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I have been awake for so so long but like what is the message of Hellraiser (2022) ?
Like I don't need a clear moral; that is generally not a feature in a Clive Barker joint as far as I can tell
But usually there is like
An intentional subtext that I can track in one way or another.
From what I recall of the original Hellraiser film, the central character was almost like a MacBeth-type. Selling her soul and sacrificing others for her own selfish pleasure while her hairstyles got TALLER and her shoulder pads got BIGGER the more evil she got. Classic. She was 90% shoulder pad by the end of the movie. It felt more focused. The story made sense.
But Hellraiser (2022) still seems to end in a lot of innocent queer people being tortured in hell for all eternity as the (very well-acted and honestly very likeable) protagonist accepts that, hey, sometimes our gay brothers get sent to Hell because of our actions and... that is that, I guess.
She is given the chance to resurrect her brother and she turns it down.
And like, it'd be one thing if he was just dead and she chose not to resurrect him because it'd probably be fucked up in a twisted monkey paw way - Grief and regret as a form of torture that impresses even the Cenobites? That is a cool concept! I liked that! Refusing tainted gifts from unknowable and cruel beings and thus taking some control of your own narrative? Cool!
But... if her brother is not in some unknown afterlife and is in fact being eternally tortured, then her choice not to resurrect him takes on some very different tones.
I mean, the movie was effective. The monsters were scary in an unknowable existentially horrifying way. Neat.
But, like many horror stories, I came away feeling like the writers didn't think this all the way through, and so they tripped up at the end.
(Sidenote: Everyone go watch Fear Street 2021 and Candyman 2022 for examples of people not fucking this up. Check trigger lists tho. The former is gory, the latter is Heavy.)
12/10 on Lady!Pinhead tho. Loved her whole vibe and how she was framed.
The torture effects were way less abhorrent than most CGI, but I still yearn for the days of practical effects in horror. DUMP SOME FUCKIN BLOOD AND GOOP ON THE ACTORS SHOW A LITTLE HEART FOR GODSAKE
Anyway, this is just to say that if you make a horror movie with no point to it, I hope you rip your pants while you're on a date.
And if you make a BORING horror movie with no point to it, I hope you get haunted by a real-ass ghost.
And if you make a 12-hour horror series with no point, well.... I found this really cool box, and-- yeah, it's like a puzzle... no, you can hold it; try it out, see if you can solve it....
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