#the velocipastor

[anouchard]

Thank you so much to everyone who came along to watch 'The Velocipastor' with Alex and me yesterday! It was so lovely to meet you all, hear your stories, and share in such a cursed experience with you.

Thank you also to everyone who brought such wonderful gifts, including this little guy right here. I will treasure them (and every memory from the entire event) forever. ❤️

#mr bonzo #the velocipastor #rusty quill #the magnus protocol #tmagp #magpod #magnus protocol #bonzo bonzo bonzo

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

#movies #polls #the velocipastor #velocipastor #2010s movies #brendan steere #greg cohan #alyssa kempinski #claire hsu #blood cw #requested #have you seen this movie poll

[catholic-character-tournament]

Round 4 - Catholic Character Tournament

Jason art credit @Reincao

Propaganda below ⬇️

Jason

Okay it's cannon but like in an alternative universe because Comics. I just think the fact DC made Known Murderer and Reblious Teen with Daddy Issues a Catholic priest in a different universe. Just. Casually.

Jason Todd is may or may not be Catholic in the main timeline of DC Comics, but I the Flashpoint storyline, my man is a priest! He was a drug addict, thief, and in the Blood Brother cult before dying, only to come back to life and decide to become a priest in the hellhole that is Gotham. In the main timeline, he comes back after dying and stuffs a duffel bags full of heads! The common trait before all Jason Todds is that they all have to be as dramatic as possible. Dying and coming back as the most unexpected thing. Unbelievable. I love this man.

Doug

I know the movie is called VelociPastor but he's actually a Roman Catholic priest and a velociraptor too.

Please watch velocipastor. I don't think I could describe it if I tried.

Doug is canonically a Roman Catholic priest who is questioning his religion after his parents die.

He turns into a velociraptor and decides to fight crime. I don’t wanna spoil it but the movie is batshit insane

#cct polls #tumblr tournament #tumblr bracket #tumblr polls #red hood #robin jason todd #jason todd #batfam #batman #dc comics #polls #r4 #flash point #dcu #doug jones #the velocipastor

[heresylog]

can the velocipastor take communion

I haven’t seen the movie but he’s not Catholic so 🥶

#isolatedgirlthing #the velocipastor #Eucharist eligibility

[mourningmaybells]

I've always loved the way they loved

#the velocipastor

[alcappacino]

Hannibal 1.02 - "Amuse-Bouche"

The VelociPastor (2017) dir. Brendan Steere

#only normal posts from me #hannibal #nbc hannibal #the velocipastor #velocipastor #tvedit #filmedit #minhas coisas

[secondbeatsongs]

hey fyi, we're watching The Velocipastor in the sbserver tomorrow at 5pm ET, so join us if you'd like to

#movie night #the velocipastor #honestly I don't really post about movie nights on here anymore #just in the server usually #but the velocipastor is so good #so I had to post here

[couldtransitionsaveher]

SAM THE WHITE NINJA from THE VELOCIPASTOR

"her parents weren't lying when they told doug "you're my only son"" - Anonymous

Reminder: Submissions are always open! Submit here!

Did you make your daily click today?

#could transition have saved her #sam the white ninja #the white ninja #the velocipastor #transgender #trans hc #anonymous submission

[imnothawkdevil]

#so i watched the velocipastor #100/10 would recommend #barbie #barbie movie #the velocipastor #velocipastor #the barbie movie #velocibarbstor

[vampirecorleone]

365 Movies Challenge #340; The Velocipastor (2018) dir. Brendan Steere: “Ah, geez, I guess we could cover the last... four days? I stole candy from this baby, then I threw the baby in the river - so it couldn't snitch, obviously - then, ah, well, I pimp bitches, do drugs, sell drugs, murder people - really, you name it, I've done it, padre.“

#365 movies challenge #365 movie challenge #the velocipastor #velocipastor #moviegifs #gif #mine #made by me #photoset #gifs #gifset

[mothbagel]

velocipastor fanart cause there is not enough of it

YALL I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW FUCKING AMAZING THIS MOVIE IS -

is it "good"? oh hell no, but it is the most fun I have ever had with a movie

you all should go watch it its free on youtube

#nyacaw #the arts #the velocipastor #cw religious themes #bro you have no idea this is a masterpiece #call me frankie mermaid how im swimming in -shitty art-

[anouchard]

I just finished watching The Velocipastor in preparation for this.

I have no words, but plenty of notes.

Looking forward to seeing y'all there!

🦖

#rusty quill #events #rusty towers presents #the velocipastor

[bog-teeth]

its his favorite movie

#good omens #crowley #bog scribbles #the velocipastor

[catholic-character-tournament]

Round 2 - Side B

Firestar art credit @kudossi

Propaganda below ⬇️

Firestar

NOTE: I have to note that Firestar is kitty Anglican NOT kitty Catholic

Kitty jesus, he believes in starclan which is the kitty version of heaven/god and yea. All the warrior cats characters except those outside the clans or those that are atheist believe in the kitty heaven and would irl be bri-ish and christian as hell so. The authors are all older british christian women and so the way starclan is written is like undoubtedly that.

The main religion in the series is extremely catholic coded. Most clan cats believe in Starclan and the Dark Forest(or heaven and hell). There is a set of rule they must uphold and follow, where following them leads to heaven and breaking them leads to hell. Their religious leaders are sworn to celibacy, and the punishments that "code breakers"(or cats who break the rules) face are extremely similar to situations people with religious trauma have gone through.

OP notes: apparently converted to avoid getting his balls cut?? Idk. The discord yet wild for firestar so I had to include him because it's hilarious hehehe

OP new notes: I have learned so much about warrior cats. Do yourself a favor and go down this tag and see the Firestar discourse.

Doug

I know the movie is called VelociPastor but he's actually a Roman Catholic priest and a velociraptor too.

Please watch velocipastor. I don't think I could describe it if I tried.

Doug is canonically a Roman Catholic priest who is questioning his religion after his parents die.

He turns into a velociraptor and decides to fight crime. I don’t wanna spoil it but the movie is batshit insane

#we got our first official fan art specifically made for the tournament <3 #firestar #warriors #warrior cats #cct polls #tumblr tournament #tumblr bracket #tumblr polls #doug jones #the velocipastor #polls #r2sb

[stalebagels]

Made this in the discord and I don't think it will make sense to anyone else besides me and like maybe three other people 💀

#i laughed out loud to myself creating this thing #the velocipastor #peak cinema #stephen colbert #jon stewart #jimmy kimmel #john oliver #conan o'brien #craig ferguson #last week tonight #the daily show #the daily show with jon stewart #the jon stewart show #jimmy kimmel live #the late late show #conan #team coco #conan o'brien needs a friend #meme #late night

[mourningmaybells]

i take back everything i ever said about the exorcist being the best and probably only good catholic movie

#the velocipastor