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Hannibal 1.02 - "Amuse-Bouche"
The VelociPastor (2017) dir. Brendan Steere
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Velocipastor 2 Kickstarter!!
They’re 17% of the way to their goal as of October 15th 2022
This movie has everything! Bad dinosaur costumes
Great visual effects
Men in dresses
Frankie Mermaid
Please please help this get funded!!
Dropping the link again here
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I don't often post links and such, but The Velocipastor is raising money for a sequel, and since that's one of my favorite movies right now, I have to share it!
the original is such a fun time! it's an incredibly self-aware low-budget movie (with writing and cinematography that just kills me), and I want a sequel so bad, you have no idea
anyway, here's this! go throw a couple dollars at them if you also want to see what they come up with next!
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365 Movies Challenge #340; The Velocipastor (2018) dir. Brendan Steere:
“Ah, geez, I guess we could cover the last... four days? I stole candy from this baby, then I threw the baby in the river - so it couldn't snitch, obviously - then, ah, well, I pimp bitches, do drugs, sell drugs, murder people - really, you name it, I've done it, padre.“
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When are we getting Velocipastor 2: The Velocirapture?
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Explain to me the mysteries of the dark arts, sir. I am listening. Respectfully.
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¿Y este peliculón?
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just watched velocipastor, AMA
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Would y’all want to hear my idea for a movie to start a velocipastor cinematic universe?
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I’m drunk and watchibg velocipastor ama
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Jekyll and Hyde Velocipastor AU featuring Henry Jekyll as Doug the Velocipastor, Lanyon, Utterson AND Lucy as Carol(the hooker-doctor-lawyer) and Sir Danvers Carew as Father Stewart
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rip acrid you would've loved VelociPastor
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